Paging Dr. Blossom! Your Thoughts On This Are Needed!

June 28, 2012 / Posted by:

TLC’s Strange Sex is back in two weeks and you know what that means. It’s that time of year when we all get mild concussions from banging our heads on the table while trying to break the images in our brains of people doing sucio sex shit. On the first episode of the season, we meet Jeff, a man who is kind of like a vampire, but instead of getting thirsty for virgin blood, he gets thirsty for tit milk. Jeff’s fetish for suckling on the nipple knob was born when he watched his wife breastfeed their daughter. Jeff says that chichi leche must be nature’s Viagra, because it has cured his erectile dysfunction. As I said in the headline, WWDBS (What would Dr. Blossom say)?

Maybe it’s because I’m desenstitized (typo and it stays), but Jeff swallowing his wife’s breast milk during sex isn’t that bizarre to me. I’ve heard about it before and it’s one way to get some Vitamin D. But the thing that really made me turn inside/out was Jeff looking at his wife breastfeeding their baby the same way I look at someone drinking a delicious beer. Jeff licked his lips with his eyes. WHY?! Parents need to realize that one day their children will grow up and learn how to Google.

I bet that Jeff’s biggest disappointment in life is that he can’t build a time machine so he can travel back 30 years from now and marry Michelle Duggar before Jim Bob.

via Daily Mail 

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