Why You'll Never See The Duggars At The Beach
While some of us make it through the hot as hell days of summer by only wearing a battery powered fan necklace, an ice pack thong and some sensible flip-flop heels to really class the look up, the Duggars will gladly overheat in pleated khakis and cotton turtlenecks, thankyouverymuch. In a column for TLC's Parentables blog (via Babble & ONTD), Michelle Duggar explains for those who don't watch her show why you'll never see the sinful sight of her bare thighs at the beach. The Duggars never wears shorts and never go to the beach, because if the boys see a bare lady knee, they'll hump a bastard child into it. Bare lady knees are the true dark-sided enemy of the lord, obviously.
Here's a few pieces from Michelle's blog on keeping it modest for Jesus:
We were searching through scripture, and we found where God talks about a covering -- what His idea of that would be. And in our heart before the Lord, we really came to a conclusion for our family about wearing modest clothes.
This isn't for everyone, and we don't push this on anybody. And we don't judge anyone that doesn't have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees mainly because God talks about the thigh being uncovered, and how that's nakedness and shame.
Michelle really is speaking the truth. I remember reading in The Bible somewhere that when God created Adam and Eve, he put a pastel button shirt and khakis on Adam and a pastel polo-shirt and long denim skirt on Eve. That's why God put a Land's End outlet in the Garden of Eden. Now, I won't tell you what Adam did in the Land's End dressing room with the store's manager Steve. That's a story for another Bible study class.
And so in our dress -- whether we're doing activities that require us to climb, ride a horse, bike, swim, whatever -- we just want to keep the thighs and torso covered; we don't want to play peekaboo so that there's a visual element that might defraud someone.
For us the definition of the word defrauding is to stir up desires in someone else that cannot be righteously fulfilled. Now, granted there are a few people out there who could be stirred up by a cardboard box all the way from head to toe, but regardless we want to maintain modest dress.
Growing up I would wear a bathing suit or shorts and not realize that it was revealing. When I got older I really felt convicted about my responsibility for how I was causing others to be defrauded. And I began to cover up because I felt responsible for my part in that.
Again, the truth: Michelle is speaking it. Whenever I'm out in public and see a man's torso playing a game of peekaboo with me under his tank top, I automatically think he wants to fuck me. Then when I find out the truth, I have to sue him for fraud and call his no-no-teasing torso to the stand. It just gets messy.
I realize that you can't keep somebody from having wrong thoughts, but I do think you have control at least on how you present yourself. So as the older girls and guys grew up they became sensitive to their clothing choices. The girls would say, "Do you think this is too low-cut or should I put a pin here? Or what do you think about this? Is this too short?"
We really do know that this isn't for everyone; this is just our personal conviction before our Lord. And this is what our family does. There are some families that are much more modest than we are, while others families may feel like modest dress just isn't a conviction for them.
If I got a modest swimsuit every time Michelle used the line "We don't judge anyone, but..." I'd have a new sexy pool outfit for every day of the year.
This is also so easy for Michelle Duggar to type. Michelle doesn't have to expose her shameful, sin-luring knees to stay cool in the summer. When Michelle feels a sweat coming on, she just has to cool herself down by fanning herself with that wave of beauty on her forehead. Yes, those bangs are both glamorous and functional.
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Wow. I am with dorian_graye! 100%
I hope that whole family dies of salmonella poisoning in one fell swoop at their likely gargantuan dinner table. It's disgusting to have that many children and terribly selfish of that baby making monster.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free" some of you pro this pro that "free thinkers" are so intolerant of others. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
this is a lie. I admit i've watched this show way back in the beginning. Her son and daughter in law were on the beach. She looked like she was wearing a potatoe sack.. but they take the granddaughter to the beach since her family lives in florida... so duggars do go to the beach.
Excuse me while I sit over here spewing gales of derisive laughter at the sheer monumental vastness of this stupidity.
Someone needs to sew that bitch shut at both ends.
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But apparently it's Godly and modest to wear POUNDS of fake tanning and bronzing makeup? And to constantly seek media attention through the manipulation of your children? Interesting Bible interpretation.....
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Aren't we born naked?
When I think religious people can't possibly get any dumber...
Some people obviously feel good with restrictions for almost everything in their life.
OMG a program just came on TV about vagina tightening surgery after she had like lots of kids.
and this woman said she feels like a virgin again and can barely fit a tampon in.
and she said before the surgery, she couldnt wear white pants and can barely drink a cup of tea because she was peeing herself all the time.
imagine after 19 kids wat michelle dugar's vagina would be like.
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How can you not feel sorry for kids like this? It's well over 100F most of the Arkansas summers.
These kids can't go swimming, can't wear shorts, can't play sports - especially sad for the girls.
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I never wore the Lycra gaucho pants when they were in style about 4 years ago. I'd see women wearing them and one could see their mons pubis and major camel toe through the thin material. Gross!! It's as if they were walking around with an arrow pointing to their crotch.
Submitted by: Annobanano
"There was a girl in our dorm we called "gaucho girl" -
always wore those ugly-ass things since her religion
didn't allow women in pants. Guess gauchos were her
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I went to school with a girl like this also. Her Father was the Pastor at their church, and she always had to wear dresses and gauchos also. (Luckily, they were in style at the time through Jr High at least)
Back in the 70's and 80's our P. E. uniforms (for girls) were these heavy cotton, one piece deals. It buttoned up the front and had elastic at the waist. They also had elastic in the legs as well. Overall, we girls all looked as if we were wearing a babys onesie. FUGLY.
Well, her Mother requested material like what ours were made of and made her gaucho uniform. Lol. Ours were ugly, but hers were even worse! So glad my daughter doesn't have to wear those type of uniforms, I wonder when they switched styles ? I was East coast and my daughter is growing up West coast. Hmm......
Omg, rambling on an on. SORRY! =p
*runs out of thread*
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:25pm.
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Yes, I have eaten the equivalent of my weight now, thanks! LOL
Glad to hear your doing better too LaChay, I remember when you were unhappy were you were and finally got something new! Ya, fcuk work! heheheheh So bad! *We can't all be like MK living off of our talented asses!* har har BONG, LMAO! ღ
OnT: ya Douggars, barf!
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WithinR, I hope you had a delicious dinner - damn work! You best bein relaxation mode now. It's Friday tomorrow!! ;-)
And you're right - who needs an ulcer!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:00pm.
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Doing well sweet LaChay, hope you're keeping cool!!! Ya can't get too upset or you'll get an ulcer! Those Duggars make me sick, sorry fans! heheh
I had a loooooooooong day with a work emergency today and no time for food! Had to stay until it got resolved. Jeepers creepers! *grumbles at the starvation* Nearly passed out when I got home! lolol
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Within, love, how are you?!
*wipes sweat from brow*
It's been hot here in the D, makes me grumpy, lol!!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 10:42pm.
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Don't sweat it hun!
Hi there btw! ☺☺☺
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I don't follow the Duggars but I do think that some people could do with more modest dress. My niece is in high school and the low cut stuff she wears around our family is clothing I would save to wear to the bar. ;)
that picture was taken in Times Square? how did they make it out of their without their heads exploding from the sight of any number of scantily clad heathens, homos and whores who may be roaming the streets at any moment?
maybe the magic underwear protected them.
oh am I mixing up religions?
what the fuck ever.
She's not like the westboro baptist church hate mongering freaks. And religious debates aren't something I like to get in to, simply because, I don't feel the need in telling someone how to believe, if they aren't shoving their beliefs down my throat, or hurting anyone, but, ENOUGH with these fucking assholes. The way she attention whored her miscarriage and put the little feet up in her hands, and puts her freakishly large mob of children on TV is just attention whoring. Michelle's an attention whore.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:33pm.
Like so many other women, she survives by attaching to a man and aligning herself with his beliefs, however wackjob they are. She doesn't have the power in that relationship, because women never do.
So what you are saying is that women are idiots. How revolutionary.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:33pm.
The Duggars make want to gnash my teeth into splinters, but as much as I can't stand Michelle Duggar, she is not responsible for the wackjob nature of her beliefs. Like so many other women, she survives by attaching to a man and aligning herself with his beliefs, however wackjob they are. She doesn't have the power in that relationship, because women never do. The whole system is gamed to keep them down.
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It's a good thing Michelle has a big strong godly man to keep her on the straight and narrow. She, like all women, lack minds of their own; men are needed to keep them in line, and to ensure that un-Christlike thoughts don't pollute their souls (I shudder to think of the ghastly deeds she would be capable of without Jim Bob!)
Michelle is a shining example for all women, who have a duty to submit to their husband's every will and provide him with children (preferably sons).
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The scariest is that many people believe this shit.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 10:38pm.
That is the most misogynistic and sexist thing I have ever read. You are seriously mixed up in your thinking. There is free will and she has a brain, deluded though it may be. Women can be as stupid and fucked up as men. Women are not victims all the time, come off it.
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Thank you. Some of her comments are so unbelievably insulting. I don't even believe she's really a feminist anymore, just a shit-stirrer. The most ridiculous one was yesterday's Paula Deen losing weight because of the "beauty police." Ho has type 2 diabetes!!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:33pm.
She is not responsible for the wackjob nature of her beliefs. Like so many other women, she survives by attaching to a man and aligning herself with his beliefs, however wackjob they are. She doesn't have the power in that relationship, because women never do. The whole system is gamed to keep them down.
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That is the most misogynistic and sexist thing I have ever read. You are seriously mixed up in your thinking. There is free will and she has a brain, deluded though it may be. Women can be as stupid and fucked up as men. Women are not victims all the time, come off it.
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Can you imagine being part of this horde? They probably beat each other up night and day they're so fucking bored. And God (yes, God) help the ones who are gay (and you know at least two or three are gay). Their insane "saintly" parents will skin them alive, or at least lock them up in the basement for 10 years, making them live on bread, water and the Scripture until the "gay" is starved out of them.
And Michelle, honey - don't worry - no one in their right mind ever looked at you "that way," except for your holy perpetual horndog of a husband. Bleh.
OMFG I can't wait til one of them flies the coop and writes a juicy tell all!!!
beb,
Lay that tiiimberrrrrrrr you HORRRRRRRRRRRR!
*pound pound pound*
(just imagine!) hahaha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:48pm.
New meaning to: TIMBER HO!!!!
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Dark Puerto Rican Duggar girl is getting her Jersey Shore on. We already ID'd boyfriend on the far right with the European carryall will be disowned for "choosing an immoral way of life" along with his limp-wristed brother next to him in the pink shirts AS WELL AS the alternative-lifestyle choosing bro in the left holding the book.
Jinger will be on the pole simply due to the fact that she was named Jinger and the little blue shirted boy in front has his application in for a skin head, neo Nazi gang.
The three little blonde girls in front are already plotting Jim Bob's demise and oranged-shirted little boy in middle is side-eyeing a producer with huge titlets. ________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:31pm.
So it's pretty clear that the girls would never shave down there
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Clearly designed to be another birth control method. Who wants to trudge through a forest for anything?
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Lumberjacks? They would be happy to harvest there, for sure! lol
*oh Father, forgive me for I bathe in sin*
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Submitted by movedtocomment on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:40pm.
Get your stones ready! I actually agree with her. Fashion is out of control today. Stilleto heels, check, thong underwear check, daisy dukes, check. And the clientelle is getting younger and younger!
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THIS. While I don't agree with their beliefs, I agree with this statement. I see preteens trying to dress like they're going to the club. And wearing bikinis before you have boobs?
Yeah, not cool. Whatever happened to corduroy pants and overalls, and just being fucking kids?
Get your stones ready! I actually agree with her. Fashion is out of control today. Stilleto heels, check, thong underwear check, daisy dukes, check. And the clientelle is getting younger and younger!
Woo hoo! Your body is shameful and disgusting! Especially you girls!
Whatever, Jinger and Jessa try to defraud the fuck out of the camera with their eyes every time they're on. Down low closet hoochies, those two.
Submitted by vapidlush on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:49pm.
I looked up the tax exempt thing and it's probably true. Makes me loathe these people even more. What hypocrites saying that they support their family without any help! They are praised for their thrifty way of life, write books about it, Jim Bob's investments paying for everything etc etc. But if it's all run through their "church"... total bullshit.
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I think that's just the tip of the iceberg. He was a legislator in the House of Rep's. He probably made a lot of $$$ after or during his term for being a "consultant" and voting in favor of certain policies that benefited the rich, just like Rick Santorum did. It's no coincidence JB chose to support him for President. Working in DC comes with a lot of "fringe benefits".
The Duggars make want to gnash my teeth into splinters, but as much as I can't stand Michelle Duggar, she is not responsible for the wackjob nature of her beliefs. Like so many other women, she survives by attaching to a man and aligning herself with his beliefs, however wackjob they are. She doesn't have the power in that relationship, because women never do. The whole system is gamed to keep them down.
Her daughters are just as powerless as she is; more, because they're kids. Making sexual remarks about them is hateful and sexist, as well as pedophilic.
Criticize their beliefs all day long. It's easy, because those beliefs are so stupid.
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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:31pm.
So it's pretty clear that the girls would never shave down there
Clearly designed to be another birth control method. Who wants to trudge through a forest for anything?
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I just noticed all the boys have shirts long enough to cover their crotch area. I guess any evidence of a bulging penis-scrotum is an abomination.
"If I got a modest swimsuit every time Michelle used the line "We don't judge anyone, but..." I'd have a new sexy pool outfit for every day of the year".
Exactly right MK! Man, this women is so annoying,
and sanctimoneous (spelled wrong I'm sure)
I wish this whole family would just stop getting any attention. Fine, live your life they way you want, weird and bazaar as it is but shut the fuck up. Get a burka you dumb ass. GOd, I hope a couple of those girls get away from this shit.
Not judgemental my ass.
I remember in jr high school we had what I think were a couple of Mormon girls. They wore doily looking short sleeve shirts but always, always had on uncomfortable, thick, hot ass floor length blue jean skirts. Texas gets so hot I just knew they were dying under those thick skirts. I told the younger one, "Hey if you want to come over to my place after school, I can get you some shorts. I won't say anything." Shocked the piss out of her, which wasn't my intention. I was 12 and thought I was helping.
So it's pretty clear that the girls would never shave down there, but what about the legs and armpits?
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Do they have a backyard pool?
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Submitted by Starqz on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:37pm.
Back in high school I used to go to this Baptist church camp called Falls Creek out in the boonies of Davis, Oklahoma. We actually had guards there who wore whistles and anytime we walked out of cabins dressed in shorts or a skirt that didn't fully cover our knees the guards would blow their whistles at us and yell "Hey! Your shorts are too short! Go back inside and change!" It was pretty embarrassing to get called out in public like that so the only thing you could do was wear long dresses or jeans in 100 degree weather. Interestingly enough they never picked on the boys as much for what they wore as they did the girls so go figure..
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OMG. I also went there and they did not allow "mixed swimming." So I could only swim with the girls...IF ONLY THEY KNEW!!!!
Thank the lord that Michelle has decided to dress modestly, because I think that if I ever ran into her, I would want to do nasty things because she is freaking irresistable. I don't know how Jim-Bob can keep his hands off of her. No wonder she is pregnant every 6 months.
I'm also glad she cleared up the fact that I will never have a chance with any of the older Duggar boys. No reason getting my hopes up. Thanks for being real, Michelle. My heart and my dignity appreciate it.
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MK, this entire post!!! I am LMAO at all the sexcapade comments! lololololololol ;p
Skipped all the Duggar stuff, natch!
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p.s... their oldest son went to Myrtle Beach (Kenny Powers!) for his honeymoon (which is just sort of sad, really). Apparently they rented a large house and slept in a different room each night :/ Can I talk to the housekeeper? I bet she has stories. They went para sailing, swimming etc with their modest suits on. But... they were AT the beach. Is he going to hell?
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:25pm.
It's a lot easier for a dress to flip up than for pants to come off.
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Back in high school I used to go to this Baptist church camp called Falls Creek out in the boonies of Davis, Oklahoma. We actually had guards there who wore whistles and anytime we walked out of cabins dressed in shorts or a skirt that didn't fully cover our knees the guards would blow their whistles at us and yell "Hey! Your shorts are too short! Go back inside and change!" It was pretty embarrassing to get called out in public like that so the only thing you could do was wear long dresses or jeans in 100 degree weather. Interestingly enough they never picked on the boys as much for what they wore as they did the girls so go figure..
The one on the left in the pink belly shirt is in for a good stoning if she doesn't watch it... the two kids showing leg are asking for trouble.