Another Pap Feels The Wrath Of Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin couldn't let another week go by without shoving the fear into a paparazzo and so outside of this apartment in Manhattan this morning, he proved to all of us once again that he should've played the grizzly in The Edge. TMZ says that the pap Alec went after has apparently been bothering the residents in his building. Since Alec is a protector of his own turf and loves a good reason to rage until the veins on his ass lips pop open, he squeezed the pap's arm while spitting out words of sweet love like "I want you to shut the fuck up" and "I know you got raped by a priest."
No word yet if the pap plans to file a police report, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we find out that Alec squeezed his left arm so hard it that it cuff off his circulation and he had to get that arm amputated. His lawyer Gloria Allred will tell us all about it during a press conference next week. So if you're a pap who needs some quick summer money and don't mind a tidal wave of hot Alec Baldwin saliva on your face: then just shove a camera at him and speed dial Gloria Allred's number as he chokes out your arm. INSTACASH!
Here's the video (via The Superficial) of Alec being Alec:
This is some serious comedy art at its finest. Alec calls the pap a "little girl" while holding a pink unicorn pillow pet. Alec might be an asshole, but he's a genius asshole.
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When are these paps gonna realize that they won't win fuggin with Alec? He's been beatin down paps and not giving a flying fugg, since he was married to Kim Basinger...SMH
Alec is a fucking idiot. He really needs to grow up. Not liking him any more. Nothing but a bully.
Alec looks amazing. Yoga and hot sex really agree with him.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
NOT A FAN OF BALDWIN. (or any Baldwin).
BUT....this is stalking. and enough is enough. NO ONE realizes how crazy it can make you to be stalked by these pieces of white trash 24/7. I live in NYC and I see them all over hiding behind mailboxes and garbage cans and anything else they can squirm behind. They rush anyone they suspect could be a 'star' or celebrity of some sort. They would sell their paraplegic grandma for a dime to get a photograph. They sport cameras they probably hocked their children for and harass and get in the faces of anyone to get a reaction. They use language that is gutteral and ask questions fit for anyone suffering from dementia.
Like I said, NOT a fan of Baldwin....but I GET what his reactions are. Unless you have seen what these maggots of society do to get the pics you see, and then story(ies) they make up surrounding it....you don't know what you are talking or commenting about.
Someday, I hope soon, there will be stalker laws and criminal prosecutions of these predatory insects. Thin the herd I say.
Move to Wyoming Alec and stop the bullshit already.
You've been in the biz long enough and you know the price that comes with it so move away and retire already, slob.
Don't care what anyone thinks but this guy is so full of himself and HIGHLY overrated.
I also wonder where his child - NOT Ireland - is: NEVER see him with his other little baby.
Know what? I loathe him.
Super Smegg.......I love it. Baldwin calls the pap a little girl then he storms off in a huff while crdling a pink stufed anial under his arm. Freakin hysterical !!!
That paparazzi needs a good solid beatdown.
Alec Baldwin is a angry, ego maniac. He is good on 30 Rock, but I don't like him.
alec -- pulling another PT Barnam move. He professes to hate the paps, but dude always has an AWESOME and HILARIOUS one-liner. I gotta respect that level of gamesmanship. Team Baldwin...whose only marrying Hilaria because he thinks she's actually laughing with him, not at him.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
He didn't do shit to him.
That paparazzo deserved to be tossed into oncoming traffic IMO.
Yeah, he's lost some weight but IMO he still looks fat. Even worse, he's an abusive POS. He thinks its ok to disrespect women, photogs, and whomever else he takes a dislike to. Someone really needs to bust him in the mouth. What woman in her right mind would marry this POS?
I wonder if Alec is grumpy because he's got a bad case of Schweddy balls
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
alec why so grumpy all the time?? this is the home they just came out of:
http://www.casasugar.com/Alec-Baldwins-New-York-City-Apartment-Devonshir...
he shouldn't be so sour living there, I'd be smiling ear to ear on a daily basis.
although, none of this would have started if the neighbor minded her own business.
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I'm happy to see that Alec is losing the chunk. FINALLY!
I adore Jack Donaghy. He's a jerk with redeeming qualities that make him endearing despite himself.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh, I love me some Alec. He's hilarious. Now I want bacon.
The Baldwins are from two towns over from the Lohans.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Nanners, ha! It could work! Alec may drop-kick a purse dog during a usual fit of rage, though.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What the fuck is his problem? The paps have been following him his whole adult life pretty much. Be the fucking adult and ignore the fuckers. I feel sorry for the girl he is about to marry. Unless she is a selfish little pig too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:47pm.
Whams: we were yelling at him from the balcony "Alec,
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LOL, that's a great story Snowy! :)
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:19pm.
Maybe if Alec gets a purse dog he'll calm the fuck down.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
All this talk about Alex Baldwin's angry and loutish exploits makes me wonder how Mickey Roarke is doing.
God bless this face mangled fucker.
The difference between Baldwin and Roarke, is that Mickey WOULD take an sob out, so the paps respect him.
But seriously, I kind of miss the random shots of Mickey out with Loki (RIP). There is a certain sweetness there that Baldwin lacks.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I noticed that too. Why no spring in the step? I read he lost weight, and he sure looks like he has.
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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 2:14pm.
Baldwin shuffles like an old man.
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Well, sadly there are many women who are attracted to surly types, might as well be a wealthy bum if one is going to a bum anyway.
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:42pm.
His fiancée must like to work for the money. Imagine having to put up with this asshole for a few years just to get paid off.
Baldwin is horse dingleberrys, but that so called photog is a whiney little bitch and should be slapped accordingly. Did you catch the part where baldwin grabbed his arm and bitch whined he was going to break it?
The big question here is why no bodyguards? Why no building security? Bawin must be making serious coin at 30 rock, so can easily afford some minders to do the arm twisting.
Can't wait for some pap he attacks to knock him out, on film. He's way angry but doesn't look so tough.
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i'm not sure about his physical assault policy, but i strongly support his "paparzzi should shut the fuck up and get out of the way" platform
@ zorba-the-greek:
ahem. i guessed Baldwin and Basinger for that blind a couple of weeks ago re:the then A list actress wife who got turned away from her home bec the then A-list hubby was covered in free flowing dick ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The paps trail him because they know they can get a rise out of him. It's just like when you were little and teasing someone - if the person ignored you, you lost interest, but if got a reaction, that made you want to do it all the more.
If he just started being polite, and smile and pose for the camera, they'd lose interest. Pics of someone smiling like a Middle American family on vacation don't sell. Pics of well-know individuals acting the fool do.
That said, I'm sure Alec gets off on the attention, at least to some extent.
Maybe they all just need to accept that Alec is a pepaw now and pepaws are not the one.
Team Alex. These 'paps' are nothing but unemployable losers with cameras, many of them eurotrash. 'I want you to shut the fuck up' LOL
Submitted by Pigsley on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 2:19pm.
ahhh ok, there are way too many brothers lol
well william baldwin has like gotten fat now, and i dunno if i would still hit, but i probably would, just for a trip down memory lane.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:49pm.
I GOT IT!!! its call All the right moves.
Tommy girl had a thick bush back then as well. THICK as hell, it would have tickled the nose if you tried to deep throat.
and i found out that other baldwin brother, was william baldwin, who is now a born again homophobe drug addict bat shit crazy, which is ashame...cuz he was hot in his peak and i was willing to give somebody a handjob just to watch that sliver movie
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I think Stephan Baldwin is the born again psycho.
Thanks loopygorilla!!!!!
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Baldwin shuffles like an old man.
Why does Baldwin walk like a Neanderthal?
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:49pm.
I GOT IT!!! its call All the right moves.
Tommy girl had a thick bush back then as well. THICK as hell, it would have tickled the nose if you tried to deep throat.
and i found out that other baldwin brother, was william baldwin, who is now a born again homophobe drug addict bat shit crazy, which is ashame...cuz he was hot in his peak and i was willing to give somebody a handjob just to watch that sliver movie.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:57pm.
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Let me copy what you wrote and google it. hahaha
I got some plans for tonight. Where can I apply to be his next beard? I still think he is hot (hides in shame)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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What a douche. When you're a celebrity, you've sold your right to privacy. Even Meryl Streep admitted that, and I don't see her being harassed ever.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:49pm.
i dont have a good memory PAquita, but there is a movie out there where Tommy Girl shows his penis an it kinda sways from side to side abit when he lifts his left leg up to take off his underwear and the balls are squashed up abit and then his mushroom dick perks up abit, like a turtle coming out of a shell.
Sucky, you can get Alec to fish for the caps with his tongue! OOOOOOH FUNTIMES GRLLFRAND!
*hugs SNF the corruptor*
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I'm sorry but I see nothing wrong with roughing up the papps! I can't imagine trying to go out to eat, doing regular shopping, just taking a stroll and being followed and annoyed by these guys. It comes with the business of being famous, but come on.
Meh, Alec looks like a bully to me. I think he savors opportunities to slap around the little people. The paparazzi are obnoxious of course, but to spoiled celebs they're probably the ONLY downside of their very well-paying jobs.
Anyway, I think Alec's a ticked off old queen. Or, at least I've heard that he's a closet case.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:47pm.
Sucky, Alec doesn't want you to press your asscheeks together like a pussay! He comes from an all-boys family! He's ok with your Donatella man ass honey! He's used to the rough play!
Don't hurt yourself with those pens and pencils! Lead up the ass is very bad for you! <3
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GIRLFRAANND HOW SWEET ARE YOU? I'LL USE THE ERASER END LIKE THE LITTLE GURRL I AM!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:47pm.
the guy didn't even know who AB was, he kept calling him Alex! he followed him into the retaurant WITH HIS DATE (Alec's) and was all "Come on man you're gonna lose me a hundred bucks!" To this day he insists AB gave him $100 to leave him alone!
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OH HONEY! I JUST SOILED MYSELF! HE'S LUCKY HE WASN'T DRAGGED INTO A VORTEX OF ARM GRABBING PAIN!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Can't blame him one bit, I would go mental on day one of that shit, I don't care how much money you are making.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:44pm.
What movie is that one with Tommy Guuuurl? Is it really his peen? I'm intrigued.... Guess I have a movie to download once you tell me which one.
I still have the hots for Alec B. Douche and all. I have no standards.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Whams: we were yelling at him from the balcony "Alec, Alec come to our party!" He was going onto a restaurant, Then my friend bet us $100 he could get him to come, the guy didn't even know who AB was, he kept calling him Alex! he followed him into the retaurant WITH HIS DATE (Alec's) and was all "Come on man you're gonna lose me a hundred bucks!" To this day he insists AB gave him $100 to leave him alone! We are still not sure if he was lying and the next day he barely remembered it! AHAHAH good times!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Sucky, Alec doesn't want you to press your asscheeks together like a pussay! He comes from an all-boys family! He's ok with your Donatella man ass honey! He's used to the rough play!
Don't hurt yourself with those pens and pencils! Lead up the ass is very bad for you! <3
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ALEC PLEASE GRAB MY ARM AND CALL ME YOUR BABY BITCH WITH A BROWN PUSSY!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Hard to believe he used to look like this:
http://theberry.com/2011/07/12/whats-up-chest-hair-13-photos/#close
Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K
a long long long long time ago, i can still remember when the baldwin brothers were fuckable material, we started singing bye bye bye miss american pie.
ah sorry, dunno wat happened there.
anyway i used to remember the baldwin brothers as hot pieces, especially the crazy born again one, when he was in that movie sliver and fucked sharon stone or some generic blonde.... i really had the hots for that brother, i cant remember his name, but i do remember the nude ass shot in the movie, which literally made me spiral out of control, cuz prior to that, the only nudity i saw in a movie, was tommy girl's penis in that movie where she shows his penis before making out with a girl... YES it was a movie, not real life....as if tommy girl would do that in real life.