Another Pap Feels The Wrath Of Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin couldn't let another week go by without shoving the fear into a paparazzo and so outside of this apartment in Manhattan this morning, he proved to all of us once again that he should've played the grizzly in The Edge. TMZ says that the pap Alec went after has apparently been bothering the residents in his building. Since Alec is a protector of his own turf and loves a good reason to rage until the veins on his ass lips pop open, he squeezed the pap's arm while spitting out words of sweet love like "I want you to shut the fuck up" and "I know you got raped by a priest."
No word yet if the pap plans to file a police report, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we find out that Alec squeezed his left arm so hard it that it cuff off his circulation and he had to get that arm amputated. His lawyer Gloria Allred will tell us all about it during a press conference next week. So if you're a pap who needs some quick summer money and don't mind a tidal wave of hot Alec Baldwin saliva on your face: then just shove a camera at him and speed dial Gloria Allred's number as he chokes out your arm. INSTACASH!
Here's the video (via The Superficial) of Alec being Alec:
This is some serious comedy art at its finest. Alec calls the pap a "little girl" while holding a pink unicorn pillow pet. Alec might be an asshole, but he's a genius asshole.
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His fiancée must like to work for the money. Imagine having to put up with this asshole for a few years just to get paid off.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
The insults people hurl can be fascinating sometimes! His short-fused bitch arse should know better... smdh
Wonder what to make of LA DIVA ALLRED taking this case... how many is she handling now? Is she the only f'n lawyer in town!
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The papparazzi today are not like they were a long time ago. Nowadays, they don't just take your picture quietly. They shout out stupid questions and say nasty, harrassing things to elicit a response. TMZ assholes are the worst. There should be a law that says if someone sticks a camera lens within 2 feet of your face without your consent, it's considered self defense if you push them back. And I absolutely can't stand Alec Baldwin, but enough is enough.
That poor Pillow Pet!
My asshole is going to swallow every pen and highlighter in my office while I scream ALEC BALDWIN KNOWS I GOT RAPED BY A PRIEST at the top of my lungs!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Did you Snowy!? Bawahaaaa!! was he going to kill you or one of his peeps?
He didn't seem to have a problem with the paps chasing him around NYC on "daddy & daughter" day snapping pics earlier this week.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:33pm.
I WANT YOU TO SPIT IN MY EYE AND SAY SOME NASTY SHIT
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Sweeeeet Geeezusz you make me laugh sometimes Sucky, I swear you have humour Tourettes
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:34pm.
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how my friends and I harrassed the shit out of Alec at our holiday party a couple years ago? We're lucky we made it out alive!
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oh honey! Please do tell us your made up fantasy story!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He's fucking starving because his gf has him on a diet. I'm surprised he isn't eating them.
The paps should start wearing t-shirts that say,"I got my ass kicked by Alec Baldwin".
There is no way in hell a hothead like Alec doesn't go off on his new bride. What was she thinking?!
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how my friends and I harrassed the shit out of Alec at our holiday party a couple years ago? We're lucky we made it out alive!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ALEC SHOW ME YOUR DICK YOU ANGRY NASTY FUCKER I'M GONNA PRESS MY ASSSHOLE TOGETHER SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A PUSSY ON MY ASSHOLE AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SPIT IN MY EYE AND SAY SOME NASTY SHIT, GRAB MY ARM AND CALL ME GIRLY PUSSY ANUS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
wtf with his hair.... my goodness does Alec have the mange??
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I can't blame him.. It must be annoying to live like that.. Not like lindsay who calls the papi's to follow her
"You're breaking my arm" and there it is. EVERYTHING these fucking scumbags are all about sifted down to one line. They will taunt you,they smack talk your girl, your wife, you family and if you even look at THEM the wrong way... "you're breaking my arm" It's all about getting a payout.
Now people may say, well he touched him, OK he shuldn't have BUT if you went year after year after year of never being able to go anywhere without someone pushing your buttons or crawling on ledges with mile long lenses looking into your house I think once in while you migh have a right to "steer" someone away from you. Me I would just one time take 10% of the money I made from a movie put it aside and on a bad day kick the ever loving shit out of one of these fuckers and take that 10% and hand it over. It would be worth it.
At least he looks good, he seems to be losing weight.
"he squeezed the pap's arm while spitting out words of sweet love like "I want you to shut the fuck up" and "I know you got raped by a priest."
OLLOLOOL FUCK MY STUPID BRAIN FOR NOT THINKING OF AWESOME SHIT LIKE THIS "I KNOW YOU GOT RAPED BY A PRIEST" ugh I am so horny right now god help me
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
awww...alec sleeps with a pillow pet too?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
How tall is that fucking pap?? 4 feet?? hahahahaaa little girl
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I hope his yoga teacher fiancee is going into this with eyes wide open. He has major anger management problems and I would NOT be surprised if this carries over to his wife.
I have always liked Baldwin as an actor. He's hilarious on 30 Rock and was awesome in Glengarry Glen Ross...he plays the egomaniacal asshole quite well. Probably because he's just playing--well--himself.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Maybe the value of the picture goes up the more he assaults them!
lol he's wilding. :D
why do they even bother following him?
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
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