How To Get A Free Double-Double In 2 Easy Steps
If you drive up to heaven's gourmet emporium on earth In-N-Out to collect a delicious beef orgasm between two buns and you tell the cashier that you have zero dollars to pay for it, they will let the scent of that Double-Double gently hump your nostrils before they yank that food away and tell your broke ass to lick on some used burger wrappers in the dumpster out back. That shit ain't a food bank. That's what should've happened to Miley Cyrus' multi-millionaire ass when she drove up to an In-N-Out drive-thru window in her fancy Mercedes convertible and gave the acting performance of her life by pretending she forgot to bring her credit card. Splash say that the In-N-Out cashier fell for Miley's hillbilly swindle and just gave her the food for free. THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL. So if you want a complimentary Double-Double just follow these 2 easy steps:
1. Be Miley Cyrus.
2. Pretend like you can't pay for it even though you've got a $100,000 diamond ring on your finger and are driving a car that costs more than 30,000 Double-Doubles.
This HIGHLY important news story is HIGHLY important to us slaves of the Double-Double, because the next time I want to some In-N-Out deliciousness for free, I'm going to show them this post. The cashier will probably tell me that he'd give it to me for free if I came out of Tish Cyrus' cooter hole and can call Billy Ray Cyrus my "pappy." He'd have a point. Because I'd rather pay for my own Double-Double than go through life having Billy Ray Cyrus stare at my chest while I sun by the concrete pond out back.
The worst part is that hillbilly chipmunks shouldn't even eat cheeseburgers. I hate her and I hope there was a used condom in that Double-Double.
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What I want to know Is what would of happened if any of us hard working joe's pulled the "I forgot my money" act??? Do you really think we would get our food? C'mon, who today ever goes out anywhere with a debit card?
Tish Cyrus' cooter hole - HA HA HA HA HA Thanks MK ---- Now I can't stop thinking about "Tish Cyrus' cooter hole"!!!!!!!!!
What a cheap hick. Maybe her moron daddy put a limit on the card?
OH HELLLLLL NOOOOOO! They probably gave her extra spread too! And then she opened a spread pouch and just squeezed it into her mouf giving her a delicious foodgasm. SMFH
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I know from 1st hand experience from working at In n Out as a teen for a few months, that they use real potatoes for their fries, real iceberg lettuce heads (not bagged or frozen), real tomatoes, real onions - NOTHING comes in bags or pre-frozen. I can't remember if the meat paddies are frozen, but I think so. Management is METICULOUS about ensuring the freezer (fridge?) temperature is always correct and the work area is clean.
If there ever was a fast food joint you could trust, it's this place.
They should have said sorry, no money no In n out. Oh well. Glad I have mine less than a mile away.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
DR. FUNK -- an ugly car for ugly bitches.
I can see 2 hos in that Merco. None of them had any $?
Why didnt she just leave instead of feeling entitled? I hate these celebs who can never get enough free stuff, but maybe not as much as those celeb ass-lickers who could sell mother and father just to serve these hos.
Miley and that grease emporium aside: This has to be the UGLIEST SL Mercedes has ever produced.Fire that design team.
Hekki -- I totally agree with you. And say the same thing happened to George Clooney, for example. I doubt he'd be that much of an airhead to not have money on him, but say he didn't. And even if he didn't show up with the money later, he'd send someone with money and autographed pictures for the entire staff, because he's a class act that way. Not this brainless, hillbilly whore.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:10pm.
I remember about that salmonella. It was in the spinach or cucumbers. It was really bad.
you're welcome, Bigbendy. googled Gandy -- niiice. now i know three male model names, Gandy Aubry and Beckford. oh, and Fabio. four.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by CokeyBloke: "Who can possibly hate on her for this? I doubt she was trying to swindle them out of 8 bucks & really didn't have her card. It was the joint that gave her free food. THEY gave HER the food."
I'll reserve final judgement. For a bit. If we don't hear about her going back to pay up and give autographs to the entire staff, I rule that she's a cunt.
If they front you a value meal and you're a millionaire and don't go back to make it right, you're a vile waste of breath. Truth.
Bigbendy -- I would have reported that Subway owner for that sort of fuckery. I wouldn't have forked over the second twenty until he gave me the ripped up twenty back. But it happened and it's over & done with. I'm in the burbs outside Chicago and when I lived in a different burb I found out the Subway I had been going to had a wave of salmonella-type problems; people were getting really sick and if I remember correctly, I think one person even died. Thank god I stopped going there before that happened!
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:58pm
Foxxy, thanks, I should probably do that,as I haven't notice any great fortune coming my way.........like David Gandy walking through my door. Haha
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:49pm.
how dare you -- in addition to Wonky McValtrex & Kim Lardassian, they also employed that sloppy tittied, soon-to-be obese whore pig Kate Upton in their commercials, where she's rubbing their burgers all over her hairy upper lip & sickening mole.
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How appetizing!
Seriously, I never understood the logic behind having a known whore eat a burger, with grease and mayonnaise and whatever running down her hands and arms, to sell the product.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:17pm.
She's just being Mileyyyyyyyy
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:58pm
if it's not bringing you good luck you can return it ;-)
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/consumerawareness/a/replacemoney.htm
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:58pm.
Ah... gotchya.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Is this place really all that great? I'm an East Coaster and though I've been to Cali a few times, I've never been to an In-n-out.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:02pm.
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Jacko, now you are just messing with me or I didn't explain my story very well. The cashier accused me of paying him with that ripped up twenty. I did not do so. However, I was stupid enough to give him another whole twenty dollar bill. I asked him for the ripped twenty. It cost me fourty dollars that day.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:47pm.
I take it you are not in the states??? I don't think we can rip our money in half over here...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
how dare you -- in addition to Wonky McValtrex & Kim Lardassian, they also employed that sloppy tittied, soon-to-be obese whore pig Kate Upton in their commercials, where she's rubbing their burgers all over her hairy upper lip & sickening mole.
Swede -- that's another thing, they could be giving that food to the homeless & hungry, and instead they're giving the food to this billionaire, hillbilly, whore cunt.
dementa -- I can picture it now, with that 60-year old, trucker, smoker's voice of hers, giggling & throwing the food out the window, speeding off; you just know she did it. "Chipmunk ass" -- LMAO!
Twatty, that's right! Why not come back later or use one of the 12 cards everyone has in their wallet? Please! And if they insisted, I'd go back and give them a real nice tip, at least!
Could this be a PR STUNT without having to execute a DUI?!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:02pm.
A twenty dollar bill ripped in half...Hence half twenty. Haha . I'm serious. How would somebody not notice it when they were handed a half of a twenty dollar bill. I keep it in my car cup holder for good luck. God, I was so.angry. That day...oh well ,I'm over it now NOT
Within -- hey, baby!
This is the thing. Before I leave the house, I check my purse and make sure I have my money and/or my debit card on me. Don't most normal people do that? Oh, oops, I forgot, we're talking about a stupid hillbilly whore here. If any of us pulled up to a hamburger shack and pulled that they'd say get the hell out of here, no food for you. But because she's fucking Hannah Montana, she got her shit for free. That's what's tanning my hide. That or she promised the dude at the window a gum job with those big ass chipmunk gums she's got going on.
I can't imagine the kid will get in trouble for giving her the food. The story is probably on a bunch of gossip blogs, so it's $10 or whatever in exchange for a bunch of unpaid advertising for In-N-Out.
No In-N-Out's or Carl's Jr's where I live. But the Wonky McValtrex and Kim Lardassian "sexy" commercials for Carl's Jr's showed up here for Hardee's restaurants. Don't know if they just share advertising, or if the food is the same. I'd rate Hardee's about on par with Wendy's, but it's been about 10 years since I ate at a Hardee's.
Fuck this place for giving her free food. There's homeless and hungry out there with no money for food, and I doubt In-N-Out is giving away double-doubles to them.
So overrated, anyway. People would probably lick piss off the bathroom floor of this place if it was on the secret menu. Its a good burger, but I could get just as good at any number of local burger shacks. The fries are horrendous and usually end up feeding the pigeons in the parking lot. But the neapolitan shake is pretty awesome though, I'll give them that.
Vile little slunt. You know she had a pocketful of money and plastic, but wanted to do it because she thinks it's hilarious.
Worst of all, you know that when she drove out of there, giggling her chipmunk ass off, she probably threw the food out the window.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:24pm.
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Real Sweet Twatty! Bet you made his week!
Ya, celebs taking full advantage of the awestruck Lololl they get it back when pervs in casting do the same... vicious circle!
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Who can possibly hate on her for this? I doubt she was trying to swindle them out of 8 bucks & really didn't have her card. It was the joint that gave her free food. THEY gave HER the food.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:17pm.
She's just being Mileyyyyyyyy
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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:27pm.
East Coast talkin' here but how the fuck do you go to buy food and have no cash, plastic cards or even change in your Benz cup holder?
i think swarm-of-locusts answered your "how" question below ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
East Coast talkin' here but how the fuck do you go to buy food and have no cash, plastic cards or even change in your Benz cup holder? She should have left when she realized and returned when she got her $$$ and paid like everyone else. I've seen other celebs have a "oops" moment but they simply asked to have it held aside and they'd be right back and they did.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:10pm
or just a gas card
she's still an self-entitled little skank though
ETA: "concrete pond" is from "The Beverly Hillbillies"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That bitch just wrote "concrete pond." Io don't know if he coined that phrase, but imma flip a nickle his way. (And if it's granny years old, shut up)
Wow, what a cheap asshole.
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This fucking ugly, cheap, piece of shit, hillbilly whore. I despise this cunt.
One time, years back, I was putting something on layaway at TJ Maxx, like a really expensive purse or something. AnyHOO, this really young kid wanted to put a FUBU track suit into layaway and he was like $3 short of the downpayment. The woman doin the layaway was a real cunt and you could tell the kid really wanted this suit, like he knew he'd look really sharp in it. So I gave him the $3. He was really shy about it, but I knew he was really happy. You have to help people out sometimes, ya know? And I hate when I see fucking gazillionaire rich cunts like this say they don't have any money or credit cards on them -- that is such fucking bullshit.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:15pm.
word is Alec Baldwin just lost it on another pap... little pig
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he didn't really lose it. just started shouting at the dude (who looked a foot shorter than fuckface) and called him a girl.
Being from the East Coast, I'm kind of morbidly curious about these burger places you guys are always talking about. I think I will take a vacation in California just for In-n-Out and Carl's Jr.
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She's just being Mileyyyyyyyy
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
word is Alec Baldwin just lost it on another pap... little pig
On topic: I've never had an In-n-out burger but hope to before I die... I also want to eat at the heart attack grill...
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuInside.jpg
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
miley was abit frantic and needed some beef burgers cuz she had been playing lesbian hunger games with jennifer lawrence and eating her mcfillet o fish.
You can bet she didn't have her driver's license too.
WHORZ - another website has photos of her getting gas right before going to IN&OUT so the hillbilly either had cash or a credit card. what a cunt.
Submitted by ihatetaylorswift on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:01pm.
you can get an I-n-O burger "protein style" -- lettuce leaf wrapped instead of hamburger buns
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WTF is a 'half twenty'? whatever. i want some of them.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:39am.
"Miley and friend must have been pretty smoked up if they did a burger run and didn't take money/credit card to pay for their food."
lmao, yep. i've, er, read about this happening to people who may or may not be or used to be me
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i'm not fan of Carl's Jr., esp since they employed that Hilton skank. here Carl's is often combined with a Green Burrito restaurant. ditto on the "no thank you."
imo, 5 Guys > In-N-Out on both burgers and fries. but I-n-O wins on low price, hands down. and the special ordering is fun
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by britmachine on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46am.
i don't really get all the hype about In N Out. Those fries are terrible. Sonic all the way baby. Java Chillers are the most amazing thing ever.
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Agreed. In N Out is the Ivy of fast food. People go there just to be seen, not because the food is so great. Whenever I'm in LA, it's all about Carl's Jr.
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