Friday, June 29th 2012

Night Crumbs

Sharon Stone's nipples want to have a staring contest with you - ICYDK

Every now and again Sharon Stone reminds us all that she has kids - Lainey Gossip

Andrew Garfield is a serious actor and only watched Spider-Man porn to research the real meaning behind "my spidey senses are tingling" - The Superficial

Gay Paree is about to get gayer - Towleroad

Lacey Chabert looking like a shrunken Jennifer Love Hewitt - Hollywood Tuna

This is one of the first times where I'll say that a phallic ice cream cone actually does sort of look like a misshapen pink peen - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Yallaw-haired vs. brown-haired - The Berry

Ann Curry should've pulled a Pumkin and blew a goodbye loogie at Matt Lauer on her way out - Celebitchy

No Doubt's single cover looks like neon diarrhea - Just Jared

Minka Kelly's sort of looks like she's got a really boring STD rash all over her legs (is that a secret wink to Derek Jeter?) - Popoholic

Emma Stone's dress looks like a cake - Popsugar

What is the meaning of Jennifer Hudson's bangs? - I'm Not Obsessed

Charlize Theron's dog gives good side-eye - Cityrag

....And so the cone bra-wearing begins - OMG Blog

Prepare your eyes for non-stop rolls, Beyonce and Jay-Z will hold court at the BET Awards - Crunk + Disorderly

The only time Snoop Dogg should be arrested on marijuana-related charges is when he DOESN'T have weed on him - Hollywood Rag

Tommy Girl is a scat queen - Videogum

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MizRo's picture

LOL Possum... *still laughing*

sybil's picture

Sharon Stone could be Kate Upton's granny!!

P.T.Bull's picture

Some women wear bras that conceal their nipples, some wear bras that have nipples.

That spider man porn thing on superficial was a wonderfully droll bit of irony.

Bjork You's picture

I think Stone looks pretty good for a 50-year-old woman who stepped out with minimal makeup. Besides, how would you look if you found out that the twink that your bodyguard procured for your evening meal is the the incorrect blood type? If you had just berated your staff and fired them without pay? Ordered the slaughter of 200 baby minks only to find that your staff had only killed 35? You can't botox your neck, I don't think. Hello folks, if you are lucky to get to her age, your neck will probably look like that, too, especially you sun worshippers. (But Sharon, get a padded bra, okay? Or take two of you kids'Hulk bandaids and put them to good use. I mean, come on.)

MundoLoco's picture

all those hot bitches look better with darker hair except charlize theron and cameron diaz.

MyTwoCents's picture

I only give a fuck when Sharon Stone appears on screen. WTF do I have to work with here? Nipples? One seemingly dented boob? Pfft.

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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:50pm.

After giving her a breast exam through her shirt...with my eyes I think she should get mammogram. Her right tit looking wonky and lumpy :-/
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I was noticing the lumpiness too!!

I am kinda surprised that No Doubt agreed to have Gwen back after all that silly fuckery she put out going solo. It does not even classify as music!

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 9:41pm.

No, she's a cunt. "Great old broads" don't try to botox their children's feet.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Sharon Stone needs to start acting her age: Old. Nothin' wrong with it, if done with a bit of dignity.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 9:59pm.

I think Sharon Stone's an extremely attractive woman who looks about average (in terms of "wear") for a 54yo.

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This.

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Saphris's picture

completely agree w/ the emma/lindsay comment. and i was watching zombieland the other day, and bill murray was cracking my shit up.
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Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:29pm.
I was disappointed Ann Curry didn't kick Matt Lauer in the balls
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She starts at the other side of the room slowly gaining speed till she's at a full sprint, then drop kicks him full force right in the nutbone lifting him a full 18" off the ground before his eyes turn purple black and he crumples to the floor only to be able to do Michael Jackson voice overs for the rest of his career!

sillykat's picture

The only way you could you could fucking participate in a staring contest with her nips is if your eyes are looking different directions

I was disappointed Ann Curry didn't kick Matt Lauer in the balls, and call him a back stabbing, seedy, womanizing loser ass. She should never whine and grovel. Fuck that. His loser act is causing ratings to go lower more than anythingelse. Matt Lauer, you are a shit.

She looks fine. But, I am with Camp Bra on this one. Wait until you get home, then, by all means, cut loose the fury.
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precociousmagpie's picture

I love Sharon Stone even if she is a cunt, and think she looks great. But not in pink lipstick and ugly caftans. Check her out in the other link, with her kid; she's in good shape but not too thin, she enjoys being a mom, she looks happy, her kid looks happy, no creepy surgery, no dressing like she's 15, no "antics". I don't see a problem here.

Sharon. Wear your damn bra in public, you're over 50, damn.

mike's picture

I think Sharon Stone's an extremely attractive woman who looks about average (in terms of "wear") for a 54yo.

I will give her credit for not having any radical facial work done.

Her problem in the above pic is that she was photographed in natural light.

I also don't think the pink looks good against her skin tone.

Possum's picture

Ugh, get that dried chupacabra off my screen!

elanenergy's picture

I heart Sharon Stone...she's the original diva who deserved to be a biyatch...cause somehow she carries it off. Like those tits, looking great! Keep rocking the crazy, Sharon, I'm wing-mannin' ya gurl.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

sharon's not a cunt. she's a great old broad who doesn't give a shit. there's a difference whorz.

it's too fucking hot in NYC. too. fucking. hot.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Suzy Farkis: "Ach! I can't believe I'm saying this but that photo reminded me of my husband. He's totally gotten into shape and lost the bit of moob he had, and for some reason now always has hard nipples poking through his shirt. I make fun of him constantly for it which is probably my way of making myself feel better for no longer being the hot one."

You. Are. Me.

Maybe it's just making excuses, but I'm having a hard time getting back in tip-top shape when I have at least one child (now it's three) in my care at ALL TIMES. Pisses me OFF. And believe me, I tried. Ever try to do power yoga with a three year old in the apartment? "Mommy, what you doing?" Namaste, my ass.

Hekki's picture

I think Sharon looks great for her age. She's just a cunt.

It bears repeating: Every time I look at Emma Stone, I see what Lindsay Lohan's career should have been.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:13pm.

Totally thought that was SJP and I was about to say "This is the best I've seen SJP look"!
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I thought it was SJP as well.

Although I saw another photo of Sharon Stone on another gossip blog (in an outfit with a partial see-through top) and she didn't look half bad.
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Same same.

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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:58pm.

Sharon Stone is not aging well...
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She is aging just fine. She is about 54 years old. What do you expect. I guess if she got a major face lift and all, people would be saying the opposite. She looks smashing. I still think she may be a bitch, though.

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Sharon's guards are there to protect her chichi's! haha

Erotic spidey acrobatics! mmm mmm mmm

Absolutely! Only arrest Snoop when he's not carrying! lloll

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What about Lourdes with her mothers cone bra on?? Maybe she'll put out a SEX book before 18. Just to be edgey!

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Sharon Stone is not aging well...

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

J.Hud's body looks amazing. Those leggings though.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

After giving her a breast exam through her shirt...with my eyes I think she should get mammogram. Her right tit looking wonky and lumpy :-/

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1. Cami could color her hair rainbow and she'd still look like a greasy pizza in a wig.

2. Sharon Stone needs to stop already. Showing her nips isn't going to convince us or anyone else that she's still "got it".

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Sharon Stone has a 'wandering nipple'

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Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

@ Nanners:
You know Kim K is praying she gets to go with her bf or goop to the BET Awards lol
She thinks B.E.T stands for black erection ??? Tantalizer?? If that even makes sense.

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Aside from needing a bra, I think Sharon Stone looks great for 54.

I see Cloris. Yes.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:13pm.
Totally thought that was SJP and I was about to say "This is the best I've seen SJP look"!

lol, the name that first popped into my head was Cloris Leachman (ten or so years ago)

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I like No Doubt's single cover. Makes me think it'll be a fun album! I think they might be going back to making ska music cuz I saw a pic of the two other musicians who played with them in their earlier albums!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Ach! I can't believe I'm saying this but that photo reminded me of my husband. He's totally gotten into shape and lost the bit of moob he had, and for some reason now always has hard nipples poking through his shirt. I make fun of him constantly for it which is probably my way of making myself feel better for no longer being the hot one.

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MK, stop linking to Drunken Stepfather. No one wants to go on it. You link to that and then to something else on it and then to something else and you have to smash up your hard drive.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:13pm.

Totally thought that was SJP and I was about to say "This is the best I've seen SJP look"!
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I thought it was SJP as well.

Although I saw another photo of Sharon Stone on another gossip blog (in an outfit with a partial see-through top) and she didn't look half bad.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:13pm.
I was about to say "This is the best I've seen SJP look"!

Damn, hahaha!

/slayed and buried

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Okay, in Stone's defense, I think that makeup is terrible. The foundation thick and grey, and the lip color is bloodless.

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Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

I fucking hate this mommy dearest BITCH!!!

Nanners's picture

That neck... After I turn 40 remind me never to be seen in natural light.

If there is a God Bey and JZ will bring Gwyneth to The BET Awards as their special guest.

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Sharon looks Shitty.

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Whoaaaaaaa! I totally thought that was SJP, when did Sharon get so used looking?

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Hekki's picture

Totally thought that was SJP and I was about to say "This is the best I've seen SJP look"!

Saphris's picture

this tired hooker has kids? I missed that one.
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