The "Over The Moon" Watch: Adele Is Having A BAYBEEEEE!
Just when I thought that this Friday would be like every other day this week, slower than Kristen Stewart, the news keeps pouring out. The drought is over (today at least). First we hear that Katie Holmes has finally crawled out of Scientology's asshole and now Adele tells us that she's knocked up. Adele announced on her site today that she's going to have her first baby with her boyfriend Simon Konecki. And today is one of those days where I don't even give a fuck that Adele launched herself over the moon while writing this statement on her iPad. Bitch only gets one OTM warning, though, and this is it!
Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx
Everybody should respect Adele's privacy at this precious time, but only because she's going to yodel out every detail about it in her next album anyway. Adele is going to go from singing about getting burned by a lovah to singing about making babies. I can already see the song titles...Spermin' in the Deep, Chasing Pampers, Set Fire to the Nappies, etc....
Here's Adele and her piece Simon and their first child, a puppy, earlier this year.
Pictures via Bauer Griffin & Just DWL
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She would look nice as a mom although I image she would have a lose weight problem, wouldn't she.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
Fiona rocks, yes she does psl *muah* and Adele is the newbie so, FA hands down but I love both of them.
Can't top Turner and Houston in my heart EVER though.
DOG!
WinterOwl: LoVE your avie and moniker!
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Have a great day psl! Bieber = @#$%.
I SAW that Fiona is #3!!!
*mutters* Bieber was #1.......
I have had the CD in nonstop since last week, I constantly am singing songs from it.....and my siggie is her, of course... :)
off to work now, see you all later! Have a great day!
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If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Fiona rocks, yes she does psl *muah* and Adele is the newbie so, FA hands down but I love both of them.
Can't top Turner and Houston in my heart EVER though.
DOG!
WinterOwl: LoVE your avie and moniker!
PSL, Fiona's new album hit #3 on Billboard in it's first week! XD
I'm so very happy for her!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:38pm.
the only way today will get better is if lindsay hohan hooked up with tommy.
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Oh nay. It would be if BloHan was found OD'd with her head in a toilet in a crackhouse. Then they could revive her and we'd get all kinds of "I'm finally sober after my scare" stories all while she's swilling vodka from a water bottle.
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Hi MizRo!
Fiona is still my favorite, but Adele is awesome.
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Hey psl!
Love Adele - don't care *my hand in faces*
Happy for her and her man.
Lucifer, I love Adele. And I stand by my love for her!
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
I'm only so-so about Adele, but find it annoying when celebs say I'M KNOCKED UP! and HERE'S MY BELLY! and then also RESPECT MY PRIVACY!
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It was just an observation :P
and today ive been on an unstopable train ride because so much gossip happened today.
the only way today will get better is if lindsay hohan hooked up with tommy.
Who cares about them -how adorable is doggie in his little jacket??
I also have the insane urging to dress up our chihuahua mix-she's totally rock n roll though!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Perfect- and when its born the two can invite over Raffi to sing Baby Beluga to their offspring
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:03pm.
You are terrible, loopy. But so fucking funny.
LOL, I agree. loopygorilla slayed the shit out of the comments today. I could only stand back and gaze in admiration.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:17pm.
When was this Lucy? Did I miss all the love?
It's happened a number of times, and until today I was certain that Dlisted was an Adele-friendly community. She's been called the most beautiful celebrity without make up (no, she's not), and in the recent Celine Dion topic apparently she's the greatest musician of all time... because she can sing well and writes a few lines of her songs.
Now suddenly everybody thinks she's annoying? Very shady, even by Dlisted standards.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:20pm.
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Loopy, dick•fopa•huhu•fova!?
I ♥ you Loopy! LOLOL
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Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:22pm.
Remember how she said post Grammies that she was going to take a few years and then retracted that statement shortly after? I'm not an expert on the subconscious but something tells me that this may be a way for to take some much needed rest for a bit.
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…Because what better way to rest than to have a baby? O_o That's not what *I* heard!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
Where are all Adele's fans who, only weeks ago, were biting my head off for saying not-very-nice things about her? ...
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When was this Lucy? Did I miss all the love?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:24pm.
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Whamo, Mama Cas was INCREDIBLE!!!! ♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫
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Submitted by loopygorilla: "i ask again.
how did the bearded fat guy get his dick out of his fopa and put it in adele's huhu which is under her fova????"
Can't stop laughing at this. You are terrible, loopy. But so fucking funny.
I'm still getting over the fact that Adele looks straight FuG without makeup but folks swore she was the most beautiful thing God created. Attention: if it takes pounds of the goodstuff to get you looking decent in the morning you are not a beauty!!!!
All Black Erythang- no Euros
It's always been my impression that female musicians have children at such a young age (Britney, Christina, Adele) because it's the only way to get out of working, working, working. It's not for lack of birth control (although it could be in Britney's case given her mental handicap).
I have a HUGE family (I'm counting my cousins too) and most had a baby first, THEN got married. Though most jus live together. Most of them are still together. My siblings (3 out of 1 of which did everything "right" and had kids after they married) are either separated or about to or just too proud to get divorced.
My oldest sister who disappointed my parents by ending up pregnant at 19 by her boyfriend of about a year is still with him and they are quite happy.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
Where are all Adele's fans who, only weeks ago, were biting my head off for saying not-very-nice things about her? And the people who were like, YOU GUYS SHE'S THE MOST FLAWLESSLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
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She iz beautiful and her voice is like ANGELIC, yah know.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:40pm.
Kids out of wedlock....is happening too much....my motto has always been: no ring, no baby.....
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THIS. You want kids, get married, FFS. This is not a good example for her - or any celeb - to set.
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Kids out of wedlock....is happening too much....my motto has always been: no ring, no baby.....no matter how many horz are getting pregnant around me! LOL
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Congratulations to Adele and Simon on the baby news! I'm not the biggest fan of the music but good for them. They look happy together!
"Bitch only gets one OTM warning, though, and this is it!" - Word MK! lol
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Remember how she said post Grammies that she was going to take a few years and then retracted that statement shortly after? I'm not an expert on the subconscious but something tells me that this may be a way for to take some much needed rest for a bit.
Congratulations to her and her partner.
okay!!! :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:07pm.
Owlie, if you are referring to my comment, I just said she won't put out an album for a few years now. Not because she's happy, but because she just won't record or write.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Owlie, if you are referring to my comment, I just said she won't put out an album for a few years now. Not because she's happy, but because she just won't record or write.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
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I don't like this Fatele girl, I can't wait to see the comments here about her ~huge~ weight during and after the pregnacy.
Gah! I hate getting so serious, smetimes.
Someone said that now that she is pregnant Adele won't be able to sing sad songs. Not true. She will have plenty to be sad about: morning sickeness (she's probably already written one about that), the weight that she will gain back after losing it last year, and opening a jar of pickles only to find it's empty. And of course, shell have a happy song as she will be singing about all the cake and chocolate she'll get to eat!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
There is no limit for men. Tywin Lannister will soon help barf out another baby even though he is almost 70.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:38pm.
If I were the father and 36 years old I wouldn't want to put off having more children. That doesn't make any sense. And having a sibling that is 5 years older is quite a large gap. If Adele wants to have multiple children then 24 is not that young, so I don't see why anybody should be "outraged" about it.
Bossy:Also, WTF ever happened to people getting married, BEING married for some years and getting into a good marriage rhythm, and THEN having a baby?
I know what you are saying. I'm like an oddity in my family for being married for 6 years and then had a baby! Everyone else, baby first, then married (then divorced) or not married at all.
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He reminds me of The Woz.
It's the fact that he's far and has a beard, I guess.
He rem
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
And why aren't people more outraged by this than by her weight? What's the deal with people and their inability to prevent pregnancy? I can't imagine she planned on having a baby with her 36 year old boyfriend of less than a year who already has 5 year old daughter. Ugh, why can't people use their brains?!
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There's nothing to be "outraged" about. It's he life not ours, IMHO. She's not January Jones or Kimberly Stewart getting knocked up by men who they weren't even in a relationship with. At least Adele is in a relationship with this guy. And they seem to be in love. Granted, they've been together less than a year but maybe now that she'll have a baby with him, maybe they'll try to make their relationship work.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
If I were the father and 36 years old I wouldn't want to put off having more children. That doesn't make any sense. And having a sibling that is 5 years older is quite a large gap. If Adele wants to have multiple children then 24 is not that young, so I don't see why anybody should be "outraged" about it.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:20pm.
This bitch is only 24. Why have a kid now??
I'm tired of this ghetto baby daddy/momma shit celebrities always do.
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Well, there is this thing about being pro-choice, and Adele is certainly capable of taking care of a child, so it is none of my business if she wants to have one. Why would I criticize her for having one? That doesn't make any sense to me. There's no evidence that she'll neglect it or be unable to take care of it.
She's been with this guy for less than a year. I hope they make it work, though. Too soon for a baby.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:20pm.
This bitch is only 24. Why have a kid now??
I'm tired of this ghetto baby daddy/momma shit celebrities always do.
Exactly, quite a succinct form of my own argument. And why aren't people more outraged by this than by her weight? What's the deal with people and their inability to prevent pregnancy? I can't imagine she planned on having a baby with her 36 year old boyfriend of less than a year who already has 5 year old daughter. Ugh, why can't people use their brains?!
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I'm glad you agree! Honestly, I don't care if she's fat or not. I'm offended that its become the cultural norm for these celebrities to have babies with whomever they're fucking for the moment. I think it's incredibly reckless and irresponsible.
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Douchechill!
Then again, Fiona Apple was worth the 7 year wait. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE her new album. I have been listening to it non-stop for a week now.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
Where are all Adele's fans who, only weeks ago, were biting my head off for saying not-very-nice things about her? And the people who were like, YOU GUYS SHE'S THE MOST FLAWLESSLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
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I love Adele's voice, I think she's pretty but not sexy and she will have a hard time dropping the weight but I still like her regardless. I was listening to her for a 1-1/2 years before she really took off and I think she's a great talent regardless of her weight.
I thought Momma Cass has a beautifull voice too and she was twice the weight of Adele. lol!!
Man, she'll that whole baby up.
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YAY ADELE!!!! Congratulations!!
Lmao @ Chasing Pampers! Haha
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i ask again.
how did the bearded fat guy get his dick out of his fopa and put it in adele's huhu which is under her fova????
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
becareful wat you ask for lol
besides wendy's is having a one day sale on hot dogs deluxe with bacon, cheese, marshmellows for $2 only and its 50 MAX purchases per customer.
Where are all Adele's fans who, only weeks ago, were biting my head off for saying not-very-nice things about her? And the people who were like, YOU GUYS SHE'S THE MOST FLAWLESSLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.