James Deen Wants You To Know That He's Not Sexing On Lindsay Lohan
Here's porn star James Deen and future porn star Lindsay Lohan leaving a Fourth of July party in Santa Monica last night, and no, he didn't drive her to Chateau Marmont where he bravely entered her crotch cavern of destruction with a crucifix in one hand and a vat of liquefied Valtrex in the other. That's what James Deen claims anyway. During an interview with Animal NY, James said that he's keeping shit strictly professional with HoHan and he's simply just getting to know her before they shoot that low-budget, soft-core Bret Easton Ellis mess The Canyons. The Health Department doesn't have to stick a Notice of Closure on James' crotch for violating health code 5473 (aka doing Lindsay Lohan), because even though he's dicked hundreds of tricks, LiLo isn't one of them.
“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
Wouldn’t he tell me? “I think I would tell everybody.”
“I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.” Deen seems a little riled up, protective.
Translation: "EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS!"
You know, I totally believe James. James has an illustrious career in fuck films and why would he mess that up by dipping into LiLo's Mordor cooch for a second or two? Does James really want the CDC to wrap a quarantine tent around him and keep him away from society until his tainted peen finally falls off? And if that didn't happen, James' 9-inch peen, which weighs more than him, would swear off all genitals and drag it him to the nearest monastery where it'd keep him up at night by muttering about freckled blue waffles.
And on a positive note, I give LiLo extra points for her A+ Mommie Dearest eyebrow game.
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And Deen's expression is "yes, God, please get this bitch the fuck out of my car now; I have to disinfect the seat and sear my nostrils to escape the stench..."
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Jesus, yes, thumbnail #7 is very Lohan-as-Dunaway-as-Crawford. Lifetime should've made a tv movie about the making of "Mommie Dearest" instead of poor dead Liz and poor dead dick. I smell Emmy...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Man, in the 7th thumbnail, Lindsay looks more than twice her age. Girl is used up.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Fae on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by z80 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 3:18pm.
Does anyone have a link to some dick picks of this dude? Just curious.
NSFW:
http://www.xvideos.com/video1382453/cougar_ville_1_devon_lee_and_james_d...
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I looked, and porn girl looked fresh and dewy compared to Blohan, and you know porn girl must have fucked a couple thousand different people last year alone. Fucking Blohan would definitely be a step down for this dude.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 4:23pm.
Lordy Topanga, I wish Jean Val Jean would get his ass to gay porn, that dude is the hotness.
James Deen is sooo average, he is literally just a big dick attached to a male body.
there are way hotter male pornstars out there.
i would reel off some names, but i think that would make people think that i watch porn. LOL or too much porn....hahaha okay
She looks like the joker. As most people have been saying she is one step away from having a career in porn. I bet this dude would fuck her if he was being paid.
Having sex with Lohan would totally ruin porn dude's reputation.
LOL!
Sans Fards, I request that you change back your avie of the Fassbender after the Olympics, please!
Ha haha SANS FARDS!! You watched the entire thing?? Now you got some stamina!
Submitted by Fae on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:14pm.
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He's talented...and I'm not being sarcastic.
Submitted by z80 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 3:18pm.
Does anyone have a link to some dick picks of this dude? Just curious.
NSFW:
http://www.xvideos.com/video1382453/cougar_ville_1_devon_lee_and_james_d...
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:03pm.
Are you kidding??
Blohan does not have the work ethic, talent or ass to be a porn star. And she probably doesn't even have the stamina to be a fluffer.
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Hey now! Clearly, you didn't see "I Know who Killed Me." She trained hard at pole-dancing for that movie. And by God, I believed her performance.
Yes, I actually saw that mess. One of the worst movies of all time.
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It's PHELPS time!
Are you kidding??
Blohan does not have the work ethic, talent or ass to be a porn star. And she probably doesn't even have the stamina to be a fluffer.
Years ago, on "The Howard Stern Show", a deluded, somewhat "off" thirty-something starlet was being interviewed about her past film roles. When questioned further, she read a list of the exploitation/straight to video/Cinemax shit she did to which Robin Quivers replied: "Those *aren't* movies, dear." The deluded "exploitee" could not see, even after Howard's needling, that they were just a cheap way to get guys to see her ta-tas.
I guess LL missed that show.
what the hell are those eyebrows? It's like she deliberately tries to make herself look heinous.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:40pm.
“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
He forgot "literally."
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LOL!!! He meant "literally as I type this."
Dii She looks like Drew Barrymore as Little Edie Beale in Grey Gardens...
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=nHv&sa=X...
Dii She looks like Drew Barrymore as Little Edie Beale in Grey Gardens...
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=nHv&sa=X...
I use to want to take her home, scrub her down, feed her, and make her do some dam real labor, teach her how to show up for work on time each day...after her classes in school of course.
Now, it's plain to me this woman is middle aged, so it's too late for all that.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Shit, she looks more like White Oprah's sister than her daughter.
“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
He forgot "literally."
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Can she look anymore double chinned an older???
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
S.A.D.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Porn is sad. It makes me cry that this crap is such a big industry. It's all apart of the dehumanization of our culture. If this keeps up someday in the near future, people will have no concept of true intimacy. We'll devolve into these humping monkey's, just fucking each other like idiots.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 5:51pm.
What happened to her face? I guess it's bloated from all the alcohol.
That closeup of her face kinda freaked me out a bit. Double chin and those denture teeth!
I am fucking STUNNED at how awful she looks. Seriously, how can she even go outside looking that terrible? She is bar none the most un-self-aware person I have ever read about, she doesn't get it and sadly I don't think she ever will.
But I still hate her fucking guts.
You know it's bad when a porn star goes on record as NOT having sex with you. This has to be the absolute worst look Lindsay has ever had - the extensions are so obvious and her makeup would make Stevie Wonder cry. Lindsay just cannot seem to get it together.
Damn. This is the worst she has looked in a while. This is like a Courtney Love situation--one step forward, two steps back. She looks like she's transforming a la Kathleen Turner, but about twenty years too early (that's just a broad guess, because I've actually never seen any of her movies).
wow. this James Deen guy does it for me:
http://photos.imageevent.com/jwest1959/july242010/large/james-deen3914.J...
http://photos.imageevent.com/jwest1959/july242010/large/james-deen3907.J...
I have had a not so secret crush on James Deen for a while...I stalk his Twitter and website: www.jamesdeenblog.com nsfw whatsoever...from how he seems id think he'd be open with everyone about sexing her but who knows. I think this all just for buzz for this movie.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
It looks to me that Blohan has lost a lot of her own hair. The deep red is her extensions. The more faded hair is her own. No?
Isn't she allowed to take off those Liz-Brows?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
two things 1. is that linds or sean young? 2. I was just about to write that she fucking looks like whatever happened to baby jane and LB beat me to it.
Recent dye-job, too much make-up, unidentifiable bloat and thumbnail #7 was inevitable. Throw in a porn star and the stage is set for her grand finale? It gives me sad feelings.
What happened to her face? I guess it's bloated from all the alcohol. She hasn't looked decent in years, but this is especially bad. There's no coming back for this mess.
um... james is def not gay. i used to be friends and party with him (my best friend dated is roommate) and he was living with and in a fairly "committed" relationship with joanna angel (another pornstar). besides who would do "straight for pay" if they were a gay dude? men make more money in gay porn. though he has had quite a lucrative career himself.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 5:02pm.
Google image searched "James Deen Gay" and found the cover of classic drama "Ass Eating Lesbians 6"!
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that's fuckin hot....
UltraBaroque - thanks for the info, I HAD NO IDEA! I met him once at some porn expo lol super nice guy.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
when a porn star says no way jose, I ain't hittin that... NOT A GOOD SIGN!
lindsay at top of my dead pool when liz flops...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
She looks so old and used up. What kind of crack do you have to do to look that old at 26 years of age !??
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Is that White Oprah in the back seat (last pic)?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
WHOA!! Peter North did gay porn (not that there's anything wrong with that)?
Peter North changed his name to Matt Ramsey in gay porn so no one would recognize him.
I'm just shocked that BEE has fallen this far, too.
They're perfect for each other- they both think they're icons from the 50's! And both fall incredibly short and fail miserably.
Lindsay Lohan, I mean...come on now. She's no Elizabeth Taylor
And James Deen? Cute. But not James Dean material....commmmmmeeeeooonnnnn. That's ridiculous.
Both Taylor and Dean did a helluva lot more than bang pussy on film or get criminal to be famous. These two twats deserve each other.
Google image searched "James Deen Gay" and found the cover of classic drama "Ass Eating Lesbians 6"!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Thumbnail #7. *shudders*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I bet she tried, though.
Also, that Vanity Fair article was in October 2010 and even two years ago, Lindsay was talking about cleaning up her act. Same old story. Anyone who still believes her is a sucker.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 4:14pm.
*Feverishly googles "Rocco Siffredi gay porn"*
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
What Louise Brooks said. Totally.
Her next movie should be a remake of Mommie Dearest.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
My guess is that he's telling the truth. He hasn't and he won't. It could be that with this new movie he's trying to make a career in mainstream films. He probably wants to come off as a legitimate actor who can do more than fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if he acts squeaky-clean while doing this project so he can prove himself. If he did sleep with Lohan, it would come out, and all it would do is get him caught up in her tabloid craziness and permanently label him as "that porn star who dated/fucked Lindsay Lohan." And that could really damage his chances at a mainstream film career. But that's if he really wants to make a career in non-porn films or not.
"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
Lindsay was a very good model. God she used to be so gorgeous. What an idiot.
Looks like she stole the "Cleopatra" earrings from the Liz/Dick movie. But her hosebeast-face is proving to be a distraction.