Thursday, July 5th 2012
Open Post: Co-Hosted By A Fat Raccoon And A Hillbilly Santy Claus
Well, here's one reason to be grateful for Billy Ray Cyrus. If we didn't have Billy Ray, we wouldn't have Miley Cyrus. If we didn't have Miley Cyrus, we wouldn't have Hannah Montana. If we didn't have Hannah Montana, we wouldn't have Hannah Montana coon repellent and then we wouldn't have this tender video of an old hillbilly and his fat raccoon friend. Besides being a shiny gem right out of the internet's treasure chest, this video brings up a good question. Would you rather get your ass bit by a fat raccoon or would you rather smell like Hannah Montana?
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We hope that precious little citizen gets lots of love and good care and food.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:51pm.
Beb, it's HOT here! :-(
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this is nothing. supposed to be 100+ on Saturday in the Northeast. I'm going to brown out the entire town with my central air cranking LOL.
[ j/k. I am actually very energy concious. but there is a limit.}
Whamo, I adore kittehs, and luckily have about 10 now that I love and take care of...extremely entertaining and so sweet are they...my dog is like a human now, and I cannot change her back...so it is like having a human daughter and 10 pets...it is crazy, she even looks at me like "Mom, why are you so crazy?", I swear, it is creepy....I just started rescuing cats out in the country were I partly reside, not Hillbilly country, but we have roosters, pigs, chickens, horses...love it...but lots of abandoned kittehs, so they get cared for and I get lots of attitude and sometimes appreciation...but I have to say that racoon is so damn cute, I would take him/or her in too.
That old hill billy is the reason why I can't ever move out of the city and into the mountains. There are some crazy white folks out there. Who in their right mind has a raccoon as a pet??
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:13pm
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:32pm
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LOL - I know - most cats would be thinking "is this going to affect my feeding schedule?"
Whamo, you have a fun kitty - they do exist!
My parents had one who would perch on top of the fridge for my brother to throw wadded-up paper balls at him - he would smack them back with his paw like baseball. So cute.
Is this what Miley used to keep Billy Ray Circus off her long enough to go meet Liam?
NEWSFLASH - Batdog has done an interview with The Guardian and I freaking loved it! The link is in the Texts From Dog Tumblr site xxxxxxx
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Certified Slore
That was a real hoot!
The raccoon is both as fat and cute as fuck.
I'd hit it...but just the tip. Well, maybe more then just the tip, it's been awhile, ya know?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:10pm
I was waiting for the right occasion to use that one :)
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Lol, I've had those before, you have a really good one but you just can't throw it out there cause you want it to be relevant...and then you forget to use it and have to wait again:)
nighty nit!
http://youtu.be/XFGAQrEUaeU
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
ubmitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:13pm.
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I know it's not the same thing at all and cats are no where near as emotional but my kitty waits at the door for me every day I get home from work and every evening when I'm watching TV he makes a point of climbing on my chest for at least 10 15min and as well he sleeps by my head each night. If I go away for a few days he's all over me once I settle down.
Oh ya and he plays fetch with a "tape ball" I made for him, I'll chuck it across the room and he brings it back and drops it at my feet like a dog I kid you not! Lol.
Like I say I know it's not the same thing but I just thought I'd give him another shout out as we mostly talk about dogs, I love dogs but I just don't have the room for one....so that's I got...:D
Boy was I shocked when I got on here to get my celebrity gossip fix and.... I see my father-in-law!! Crazy!!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:10pm
I was waiting for the right occasion to use that one :)
haha can you imagine a cat greeting a soldier coming home from overseas? She'd be like, oh....it's you....I'll shank you if you touch my tuna!
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:05pm.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a hillbilly murder:.....
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That's a GOOD one PHM lol!!
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:27pm.
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I miss his big pointy-eared head and the big slurps he handed out. Sigh.....
Even though our dog is 15 lbs, he would wrestle with and chase the 80-lb GS. They had so much fun (we called it crazy time because they would go wild).
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Aww that makes me smile AND the sads at the same time. Doggies are just a big lump of love, they love to please you and you love them for pleasing you, it's a win win. :) !!
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a hillbilly murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:27pm.
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Oh, that video is so precious - I think no one can love us like our pets do.
I know our dog is happy to be with his real "daddy" but
I miss his big pointy-eared head and the big slurps he handed out. Sigh.....
Even though our dog is 15 lbs, he would wrestle with and chase the 80-lb GS. They had so much fun (we called it crazy time because they would go wild).
Thanks, peeps !
I think I'm in love...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:24pm.
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How can anyone not like doggies!? That dog is freaking out he's so happy to see him:)
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:17pm.
Oh no, German shepherd talk :(
I work from home, so I was with that dog all day. My little dog is still looking for him too. *sob*
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Awww, that's too bad and I really feel for your little doggie because he misses his big buddy. I can just see him walking around sniffing away and hearing noises he hopes are his buddy coming home:(
Brown Eyed Girl, have you seen this vid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbCyA2rbxM
I love it! makes me smile every time.
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It's PHELPS time!
Oh no, German shepherd talk :(
We kept our son's GS for the past two years while he was in Iraq, then in an apt where he couldn't have him.
Now our son moved across the country and took his dog with him. I miss that dog sooo much. Of course I miss my kid too but he's 25 and I'm proud of him for venturing out to a new place.
I work from home, so I was with that dog all day. My little dog is still looking for him too. *sob*
Well, Hannah Montana IS repellent.
@beb
I have HEARD of the People's Republic! ;)
Out for feline and dinner duties. Have a great night, everyhor!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 5:46pm....
Ohhhhhhh, Jack! I'm SO sorry about your poor, sweet dog! That is so so SO awful. Poor dog, and poor you. [heart breaks clean in two]
Nearly all the dogs I know freak out at thunderstorms, fireworks, or gunshots. My mom & stepdad live way out in the west Georgia boonies, and hunting season is hell. Shotgun noise ALL day, every weekend and often on weekday afternoons. Their Australian shepherd mix is a wreck from October until January. The other mutts aren't as scared, but still get frightened and want to come indoors even though they're dedicated outdoor dogs.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 5:38pm. ...
Thanks, Deb. The table's going to be okay; gouged in a couple places, mostly on the underside. The carton is a loss. Doggie must have just started the chew-fest when I got home. I say that because he's capable of a lot worse. Fireworks and storms kind of scare my cats, but not as much as they do the dogs. Don't know why, but they're like that.
Charley Rich:
Cause when we get behind closed doors
when you let your hair hang low
when you make me glad that I'm a man
Noone knows what goes on behind closed doors....
Substitute 'racoon' for 'baby'
http://youtu.be/iyoPaVxMyWY
Bacon, I think you were on the Needham line of the Commuter Rail, which seems rather innocuous to me. I have three stops in one of the "working class" towns in MA (Brockton), so I feel anything can happen. We have had someone try to get into the engineer's cabin, claiming he thought the bathroom was there.
As far as the red line goes, you likely ended up in Alewife, which is OK but not the Cambridge you would think of. This line had had its share of crazy as well (NSWF):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tzs8rIHV0Q
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@beb
YIKES! That line seemed so nice!
My job was in JP, and one of my supervisors was trying to teach me the mechanics of the Boston T. Was never frightened, though. Only to the extent of getting lost. I did something wrong while soloing, and ended up on the red (?) line somewhere north of Boston. If it weren't for the help of some friendly stranger horz, I don't know where I would have found myself!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Bacon, I can only imagine what you went through. The red line has become so bad IN THIS ECONOMY. The purple line (Commuter Rail) has its ups, but also its downs (was on a train where someone OD'd in the bathroom a couple years ago).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I was a bit farther south. Being from the Midwest, I was attached to my car. My job had me driving to several locations in Boston each week. Couple that with a virgin T voyage that skerred me of ever getting home again, I rarely took advantage of it. The purple line (going trough Needham) seemed pretty slick if you got to know it!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Bacon, what a small world!!! If it's the T, you either were in Quincy or Braintree. Lived in both. Take the Commuter Rail now - fewer crazies.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@beb
Had the T pretty much running through my back yard! Freaked my then two Persians out! It sounds like we might have been neighbors!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Same here, Bacon! I'm just south of town - usually skip the Expressway if I drive in. Make my way through Dorchester.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@beb
You would be right! LOL Good times!
I lived a bit outside of Boston. About 15 minutes, if traffic was good. About 2 hours if it wasn't!
How bout you?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Nice - what part did you live in?
I can only imagine what your EMS friend had to say. Probably a third of them started with the phrase "This girl/guy was WASTED and..."
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@beb
I believe you! LOL I lived out there for a bit. A friend was a paramedic for Boston EMS. He told me some stories, let me tell you! LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:29pm.
I haven't heard of it, but I only listen to like 30% of what he says.
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LMFAO! Sounds like the recipe for a perfect marriage!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yes we do, Bacon. And we're pretty damn stubborn. Some woman was telling the po-po that she wasn't leaving her spot she squatted at 6AM because of something stupid like lightning.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:29pm.
I haven't heard of it, but I only listen to like 30% of what he says.
@beb
Ohz noze!
Wait a minute. You're in Boston?!? You horz know how to throw a 4th!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Bacon, we apparently had some storms close last night. JHud had to stop singing "If you want it, you've got it!" on the Esplanade in Boston and everyone was evacuated to a tunnel for shelter. Total shit-show.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@beb
Iron? What iron? Haven't seen mine for a week! Storm-free in your neck of the woods?
I'm really missing not being in my kitchen. I want to be firing it up with farmers market produce!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*flips the weatherhor double birds*
C'mon, Bacon? Does she really deserve it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuRQXOJcyZw
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Jack
That story is breaking my heart
I'm sending my pups to stay with my sister, with me they bEen spoiled indoors no heat dogs with her they are going to be outdoors and in texas I'm dreading it, is for 6 months
My dogs are so attached to me I'm not sure they will make it :( I have a bad feeling but I can't be homeless
The chihuahua is 8 years old and the most he has been is a week away from me and the maltipom hasn't been away a night and she is 1
It's a little cooler up in these here parts (mid-70's), but the heat and humidity are back tomorrow. :-(
*gets polo shirt ready cuz I'm not ironing, dammit*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Beb, it's HOT here! :-(
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Hey beb! Don't worry about the crabassery. We're getting a little bit of a break today-it "only" feels like 100 degrees today! *flips the weatherhor double birds*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead