CORRECTION: Brad Pitt’s Mom Wrote That Anti-Gay Marriage Letter After All

July 6, 2012 / Posted by:

“Ohmygosh, you’re breathing on me with your pussy-eating, brother-kissing breath, you heathen whore from hale” might be the line going through Jane Pitt’s head in the picture above.

So last night I linked to a Towleroad post about how a Jane Pitt of Springfield, Missouri wrote an anti-Obama, anti-abortion, anti-same-sex marriage and pro-Romney letter to the editor of News-Leader. When I linked it last night, the editor had said that the letter was not written by Maddox’s grandmama. But then the editor checked some shit and later confirmed that the letter was written by the seriously conservative mother of the movie star who donated $100,000 to fight CA’s Prop 8 and who has forever declared that he won’t marry Angie Jolie until everyone can get married. Here’s Jane Pitt’s full PITTS 4 MITT letter:

I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June 15). I am also a Christian and differ with the Mormon religion.

But I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.

Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.

I hope all Christians give their vote prayerful consideration because voting is a sacred privilege and a serious responsibility.

Jon Voight just fell in love and is texting Angie Jolie for some home wrecking tips.

Thanksgiving dinner at the Pitt house must be a real good time. There’s Brad and his mom fighting about politics while Angie Jolie curiously stares at the canned cranberry log in the middle of the table and wonders how they molded a mound of coagulated virgin blood into that shape. I’d rather sit at the children’s table and listen to Doug Pitt ask Shiloh where she got her khakis. That’s the place to be.

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