Ride That Brody Ass, Gurl, Ride It!
These are the greatest pictures I've ever seen of an Afghan Hound getting groomed on a boat.
Adrien Brody (aka the only hot piece whose hung nose I'd sit and spin on) and his girlfriend Lara Lieto are on a yacht in the South of France somewhere and when you're on a fancy boat with a humanized Afghan Hound, you do whatever it takes to make sure he's squeaky clean at all times. You dip your hands into his swim chonies and knock the dingles dangling all of his luscious ass hairs. While you're down there, you pinch at his no-no lips a little bit to really make him drop, pucker and pop. Then you move your hand to his front and knock away all the crabs in his bush before making sure that he's completely cheese-free down there. This IS love.
The only thing I ask of Lara, is that the next time she takes Adrien from behind and does the "boning that ass with my clit" pose, can she please wear this t-shirt over her bikini? It would make my life a whole lot easier if I only had to Photoshop my head over her instead of my head AND torso. Thanks, bitch.
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What a bunch of immature little bitches! Her short stumpy little legs?! We can't control our body shapes. At least she is confident and out there having fun.
hes just a little too comfortable in that position...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Ugh, Big Nose and Gollum.
I remember the fake castle AND the all leather outfit he wore. Adrien used to have a debonair vibe, but now he's a cheesy douche.
MICHEAL K, I thought I was the only dude with the understanding that guys with big noses are better at eating pussy and ass. Just sayin'. LOL :P
This afghan does crap like this for publicity all the time! Doesn't anyone remember his cheese photos in the fake castle? He got screwed over by Elsa Pataky. Elsa has moved on to Thor now. I'm embarrassed for the guy.
I agree that she has very long torso, but I think the real problem is her ass. She has that Paris Hilton/LILO ass. But the rest of her looks good.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Looks to me like she has a normal legs/torso proportion for a woman--men have more leg and less torso. If a woman is slender and has wide hips, which are both good things, a butt like hers is very common, and nothing to be disappointed with.
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:03pm.
The worst part is my body looks like hers even WITH working out. Sometimes stumpy legs are like a bad case of herpes, no matter what you do they won't go away
also that pix makes me want to jam a chiuawa up his ass
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The war isn't working.
he is such a douche..arrogant asshole.. he walks around like he is hot and noone cares...once i saw a normal looking girl try to talk to him at bar pitti and he was such a rude dick.. FUCK HIM
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The war isn't working.
That girl has one long torso.
I'm glad dude has a nose....everyone else in HW ask for the same Swedish nose and they all look alike. Awww, they are looking all in love n shit. Does she not have an ass??
never mind....
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:43pm.
I dont get his appeal. He looks like one of my classmates in Highschool, same nose. We used to have our little saying : Here comes Marco, the nose is already here....
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Ouch! Brutal but hilarious.
Vomit.
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A piece of wood in a bathing suit... Interesting... And no, I didnt mean BRODIE...
What the fuck are these two jackasses doing,exactly?
Also, never got AB's appeal. He's skinny with a nose a like a toucan. Pass!
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What the hell?
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Violet on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:55pm.
She has an incredibly long torso and stumpy legs
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The worst part is my body looks like hers even WITH working out. Sometimes stumpy legs are like a bad case of herpes, no matter what you do they won't go away
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me too, that's why i noticed. She still looks better than me, lol.
Chi Chi and Cha Cha are very hawt bixches. I hope she manages to get Adrien's hair grease off her hands...
lol @ skinny fat
doh, I'm slower than usual today cuz I had acupuncture done. :-/
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Submitted by louise_brooks :- 1:36pm.
Submitted by sinjin :- 12:35pm.
WHAT.THE.FUCK!?! Errbody KNOWS I'm his girlfriend and Weezy's married to him. Get your mitts off his (our) junk you whore! Plus I have a better ass than than sorry mess. She must have dropped a deuce in that diaper.
*has apoplectic fit and drops consciousness *
*fans sinjin, while giving stink eye to Susie No Ass*
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Thank you Weezy :-) Get your shiv, we're going on a road trip!
Ew, saggy bikini butt.
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Cockadouche!
I love Brody, but that girl is not as hot as Elsa :)
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58pm.
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat.
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Excuse me?
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I was referring to her body type and not to you specifically.
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i nude that:-)
1st pic - looks like the velcro on the booty delight came loose & she's trying to reconnect the two ends without letting go. Just sayin'....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly
They're making me horny. I want to frolic with a sexy man on a yacht!!
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Douchechill!
This dude won an Oscar. He hasn't really done anything awesome since then. I mean he's done stuff, just like... small parts and mediocre shit.
Submitted by Violet on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:55pm.
She has an incredibly long torso and stumpy legs
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The worst part is my body looks like hers even WITH working out. Sometimes stumpy legs are like a bad case of herpes, no matter what you do they won't go away
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:44pm.
ok fineeee, i mean if you are gonna point that gun at me, you are gonna force me to hit it. lol
something about his unconventional looks that makes me wanna give it a try, just for the taste of it. like diet coke.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58pm.
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat.
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Excuse me?
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I was referring to her body type and not to you. Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58pm.
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat.
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Excuse me?
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I was referring to her body type and not to you specifically.
http://www.crossfitsouthbay.com/2011/05/skinny-fat/
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
I thought it was Katie Holmes. I was thinking, "Damn. Girl moves faaaaaast."
I dunno guys, I would fucking kill to have her body, especially after birthing 2 children. I think she looks great. And if his nose is any indication of the size of his uh maniless, Holy Fuck I will line up for my turn. Wow
She has an incredibly long torso and stumpy legs
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58pm.
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat.
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Excuse me?
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:58pm.
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat. She needs to get to the gym and do some squats and lunges
That scrunchy in her hair does her no favours either
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I thought that girl was Nicole Richie at first
@ Loopy
You'd hit it... :-)
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I dont get his appeal. He looks like one of my classmates in Highschool, same nose. We used to have our little saying : Here comes Marco, the nose is already here....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
i think he is a grower.
in that main pic, i can see the side vagina.
i dunno about brody, like would i or would i not hit it?
its hard to say...
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:35pm.
WHAT.THE.FUCK!?! Errbody KNOWS I'm his girlfriend and Weezy's married to him. Get your mitts off his (our) junk you whore! Plus I have a better ass than than sorry mess. She must have dropped a deuce in that diaper.
*has apoplectic fit and drops consciousness *
*fans sinjin, while giving stink eye to Susie No Ass*
That was better than porn
Her efforts appear to have not erm....effect. I'll have to comfort myself with that while I sharpen my shank and then buy an airline ticket to wherever this bitch is. >:/
@ Kizzy
Me too! I'm just being a jealous bitch and like MK, wish I could photoshop myself in there. I crave me some Adrien Brody!
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brody's gross. does he act anymore or is he a full-time douchebag.
I'd snap her like a wishbone...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
He is so disgusting to me. I don't get the appeal.
And watching her mine for gold in his trunks is NOT helping.
Fun & hawt.
Why rinse off salt water anyway, it's healthier for you. It's not like you got sand up your crack. Yep, staged as staged can be.
I'm all for public displays of affection when it entails attractive people.