Tommy & Katie Are Settling Shit Behind Closed Doors
At least we'll always have this masterpiece from the Museum of Beards of Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl looking like two butch power lezzies at the top of their game. Those were the days when Tommy could hit a few keys on Stepford Katie's control pad and get her dress up like a power top to his power bottom. But the roles have reversed and Katie's the one controlling a bitch for now.
TMZ says that Tommy has pressed pause on his plans to file for divorce in California and is playing nice with Katie by keeping their custody fight in New York. TMZ also farted into our popcorn bags, because they claim that Tommy and Katie won't give us some extra dramatic Kramer vs. Kramer shit in a public court room anytime soon. BOOOOOOOO. Tommy's NY lawyers and Katie's lawyers are in a conference room somewhere in Manhattan quietly negotiating custody of Scientology's golden child, child support and money shit. One source says that if shit goes well, they can figure everything out in NY and won't have to move this mess to CA.
Well, well, well..... Earlier this week, Tommy was all ready to put on his best pair of stompin' heels and fight a trick hard. My guess is that Tommy changed his mind when Katie strolled to his locked closet door, held up its key and threatened to open it. Tommy is all for a bitch squeezing his nuts, but not like this and not by Katie. I love it. Oh, to be a Thetan sipping a martini on the end of Tommy's butt plug during those negotiations. I'd love to feel the clench of his nalgas as Katie threatens to tell everyone about the Shrine to David Beckham in his dungeon unless he agrees to not give Suri a Kiddie's First E-Meter Kit for her next birthday.
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Fuckers closing doors!
I want to know how her hair is that damn long now in the milk buying thread. How? She hacked it off and in a few years it's that long? I get regular trims, use good products, take Biotin (for something else but still) and eat very healthy and mine is not as long as hers.
Whores, can any weave experts inspect her photos? It's gotta be a weave, right? Yes, this is the stuff that's important. lol
This is all i have to say.. Or hear.. Or see.. Point is Tom is crazy !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbhE3GRiUE&sns=em
What am I looking at,, which one is Tom??? oh yeah he's the short one!...
The News of The World also was responsible for the breaking story "Ghost makes Girl Fly", complete with a mid air pic of a woman jumping off a bed.
Soiled futon.....like TC has even been near a soiled futon since "Risky Business".
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And I was really hoping to see some action. Fuck the both of them. But I guess they are thinking of the child and what the attention will do to her so i guess it's all for the better. Good luck to them. For the sake of the child that is.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Dog: "She must have threatened to go for a paternity test."
You nailed it, Dog.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again: if Suri is not Toms kid, he is very well aware of it. You think a cult with that much power and control and a man that is super controlling doesn't keep up with that shit?
What a disturbing picture
Submitted by didimao on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:26pm.
Does anyone here think that Katie was so "star struck" about dating and marrying her childhood celebrity crush that it clouded her judgement? I think that maybe her fantasy of being married to him was crushed by reality.
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Hell to the YES.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:21pm.
According the an article I just read in News from the End of the World Tom has taken a turn for the worse...
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Well, whether or not this article is true, I'll say what I said last weekend on one of the first posts here about their divorce: at some point one has to wake the fk up and question shit. And if that realization takes you to the depths (or under a futon because one doesn't know what truly is or feels like "home") then so be it. His affiliation with that cult will make or break him. Losing yourself on the streets is the least of his problems. He needs to look at his affiliation with his cult and the control they have on his whole life. You better believe he was told by them "Make this go away at all costs." and that phrase means they could say this to him one day if Connor or Bella chose to go rouge one day in the future.
Anyone we love is a unique person with the capability to change on us or challenge our beliefs. Is he willing to cut them off/force them to do something in the name of Co$? I wonder.
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Submitted by KA on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:21pm.
The fuck did I just read?
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Double that, ROFL Well, if it's true, and he almost got hit by a car, it will be reported elsewhere, meantime, I know it made me LMAO to picture it. Schadenfraude just doesn't get more delicious, does it?
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Salacious....fuck no! Fuck no am I Alligator boots! I just reposted his stupid shit when I responded, that's all!
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:25am.
Or is Demonique any of those alts? Or is Aligator and Demonique the same person?
"Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:32pm."
you're right on the money MizRo as usual; welcome back lady!
Kat should look for another sugar daddy :)
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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"
Wow that article is the cure for depression. Too funny. Tom should drag his ass out from underneath the soiled futon and read it
Yeah, I think the infatuation finally wore off, although it was a little slow.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:32pm.
I think she saw power,wealth, acting opportunities but she must have KNOWN it was creepy with all the shit they made her go through AND a silent birth. She finally woke up.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:21pm.
According the an article I just read in News from the End of the World Tom has taken a turn for the worse...
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tha fuck did i just read???
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
I think she saw power,wealth, acting opportunities but she must have KNOWN it was creepy with all the shit they made her go through AND a silent birth. She finally woke up.
did I mention that $cientology is a piece of shit, soul sucking clusterfuck of a black magic cult? just making sure.
Does anyone here think that Katie was so "star struck" about dating and marrying her childhood celebrity crush that it clouded her judgement? I think that maybe her fantasy of being married to him was crushed by reality.
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According the an article I just read in News from the End of the World Tom has taken a turn for the worse...
Depressed Tom Cruise Crawls Underneath Soiled Futon
Los Angeles, CA– International superstar Tom Cruise has reportedly crawled underneath a filthy, soiled futon, where he is “working through some issues,” in the wake of his recent divorce from Katie Holmes, said a spokesman for the actor on Monday.
Cruise sought refuge beneath the disgusting futon on Sunday after a legal clerk delivered photocopies of the signed divorce papers to his Westwood production offices. According to sources, upon receiving the papers, the Mission: Impossible star immediately sprinted out of the building and headed towards the 405 Freeway, where he found a grimy, discarded futon on the shoulder of the road and scurried underneath it.
“I had to swerve out of the way to avoid hitting him,” said Sharon Lanovitz, who was driving north on the 405 when she spotted Mr.Cruise flat on his belly, disappearing beneath the heavily-worn, pathetic-looking futon. “His elbows were scraped up pretty bad. I guess he really misses her.”
The Academy Award nominee’s behavior is not out-of-character, as he famously jumped on a couch while declaring his love for Ms. Holmes during an appearance on Oprah in 2005. Cruise also spent a week in 2010 silently sitting on a coffee table after learning that Knight and Day had flopped at the box office, and in March of 1992, he stretched his hip-flexor against an antique armiore for six hours in celebration of eating a really good Cobb salad.
“Tom is going to need some time to heal,” his spokesman told reporters, “and there’s no better place for him to do that than underneath a busted, piece-of-shit futon that fell off the back of a pickup truck near the San Fernando Valley.”
*opens screen door and calls after GG*
BRING ME BACK SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry Dog, my inner dick head came up cos it got up my nose how the good people of the D were actually arguing back with this turd! I was like "Hello! Dont you see what it is?".
Going out to pick black berries before the sun gets too strong. See ya later. *lets screen door slam*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:34am.
I just read the everything going forward after I left last night. Anyone else find it very interesting that the only Dlister Alligator Boots gets along with is EH? Especially since, if you read their posts, their way of "speaking" is identical right down to the misspellings, syntax, and ridiculous lengths they go to to sound all smarted-like???
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Actually the scent of troll was strong in that one and was wondering why EVERYBODY was playing! That person just kept on ranting to to stir up folks and you all bit! That's why I sulked off. Hope nobody plays its games today.
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Don't include me in that "you all" nonsense, please. I didn't do anything except make fun of it a couple of times but that was boring before it even began so I stopped. Vietnam vet, my assholio. Where does she come up with that crap?
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I just hope that these fuckers realize they lost this one and just leave her alone. I would have to read in 2 or 3 years Katie has an accident and dies or Suri "ran away".
hahahaha Comments on her website re: a shoot she did with "Zooey magazine":
On Mon, Jun 25, 2012 at 5:17 PM, MeandU said:
The gold background brings out your beautiful energy! It just makes your smile the most beautiful smile I have ever seen! You really are perfection.
On Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 3:05 AM, cindyy said:
never heard of this magazine
LOL! Love the 2nd comment and is MeandU Mr. Cruise?! jhshda
CSG> Perfect! I had never heard of her before...she's apparently also in that Cock of Rages movie with him, too.
There you go.
You win the internets!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:53pm.
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Creepy or what? As much as Sofia Vergara gets on my tits, at least she had the common sense to RUN, FORREST, RUN!! :)
Thanks islandgirl! That was just creepy...like they are curb crawling all over Hollywood looking for a girl. Any woman who hooks up with TC after this deserves a life of pain.
I think CSG won...Julianne Hough is PERFECT.
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I'm gonna toss Julianne Hough's name in the ring for wife #4 - she's already used to bearding (is currently "dating" Gaycrest), is young enough to produce the next Xenu-child since Suri is out of the running, stands 5'4" (perfect!), doesn't seem too concerned about her Mormon upbringing, and actually said this quote about Cruise:
“You have no idea, he is the sexiest thing I have seen, besides my boyfriend,” she giggled.
A young, short, stupid beard - just what the Thetans ordered.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:23pm.
So let me get this right - he tried to date Sophia Veregamamamao (w/e)? When, how, whaa happen?
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http://www.businessinsider.com/before-katie-holmes-tom-cruise-wanted-sof...
"That Laura Prepon (70's show) is one of them."
Anonymous says that she jumped ship after she broke up w. Christopher Masterson. Not sure how true that is, but they seem to have the inside scoop on a lot of stuff. I looked her up in the CO$ directory and she hasn't taken any classes in years.
Youarestupid...dude, that made me snort/laugh...and then i cried, but you are so right. I can see him doing that, sadly.
So let me get this right - he tried to date Sophia Veregamamamao (w/e)? When, how, whaa happen?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:34am.
I just read the everything going forward after I left last night. Anyone else find it very interesting that the only Dlister Alligator Boots gets along with is EH? Especially since, if you read their posts, their way of "speaking" is identical right down to the misspellings, syntax, and ridiculous lengths they go to to sound all smarted-like???
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Actually the scent of troll was strong in that one and was wondering why EVERYBODY was playing! That person just kept on ranting to to stir up folks and you all bit! That's why I sulked off. Hope nobody plays its games today.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:57am.
If he starts dating Zoe Saldana, will he make us call her 'Zo'.....???
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Hahaha. The name Zoe might be a deal breaker for Tommy Girl. Then again she is Hispanic and Black, so he might overlook it. If she's Catholic then that's a point in her favor. He has a thing for Catholic women.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:34am.
I just read the everything going forward after I left last night. Anyone else find it very interesting that the only Dlister Alligator Boots gets along with is EH? Especially since, if you read their posts, their way of "speaking" is identical right down to the misspellings, syntax, and ridiculous lengths they go to to sound all smarted-like???
No.
I just read the everything going forward after I left last night. Anyone else find it very interesting that the only Dlister Alligator Boots gets along with is EH? Especially since, if you read their posts, their way of "speaking" is identical right down to the misspellings, syntax, and ridiculous lengths they go to to sound all smarted-like???
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my 2 cents-
I elect Chloë Sevigny to play wife #4; she's weird and tall.
or
Sean Young(they would both be in strait jackets within a week)
or
Dakota Fanning(she would probably annoy the crap out of Tommy)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:02am.
Ooh ooh...how tall is Spaz de la Huerta?
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Dammit mel-tang you got to my obvious Tommy's new beard suggestion before I could! I was painstakingly reading all the comments thinking why is no one mentioning Spaz? What if Vico mentions Spaz then Vico could be a dlisted hero.
And event horizon is like the troll whisperer.
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 6:40am.
i can't promise anything, man, but... i can say that i'll try to try... it's the best that i can do!... heehee!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Demonique on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:59am.
I don't give enough of a shit to read any of your convoluted clusterfuck posts to figure out what your "point of view" is. I just used you to illustrate my initial point.
Submitted by ESE on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 6:18am.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:26am.
you got it, sal!... *high five*... oh, shit... i'm missing a golden opportunity to draw stick figures on your forehead, now that you passed out... *sigh*... these are the moments that are lamented on one's death bed, folks!
OT: no, no, no... still not doin' it... go ahead, cry, and whine about it!
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Cool! Please. Do Not. Shave. Eyebrow. While asleep... *snores*... zzzz
...g'nite...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Shilo pitt. Lol
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:26am.
you got it, sal!... *high five*... oh, shit... i'm missing a golden opportunity to draw stick figures on your forehead, now that you passed out... *sigh*... these are the moments that are lamented on one's death bed, folks!
OT: no, no, no... still not doin' it... go ahead, cry, and whine about it!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:31am.
That was a brain killer for the non-native, ESE. But by George, I got it! LOL. Night-night!
OT: me neither.
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Steer = bull
Is that it?
I think I got it, Mickey!
ESE is too funny. So are you. Good night!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
So, I'm kinda drunk and as such it's a little hard for me to focus on the conversation. Is Aligator Boots either Angela, Sick Kitten, Rojo Peaches, Krazy Diamond, Fat Lady or any other alts? Or is Demonique any of those alts? Or is Aligator and Demonique the same person?
Shit, I'm already confused. Please let me know. I'll be standing by... :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
GD scieno cult freaks are ruining my lurking experience to the point I'm tempted to post the OT levels, which they will end up reading before they are supposed to, and it will KILL THEM.
That was a brain killer for the non-native, ESE. But by George, I got it! LOL. Night-night!
OT: me neither.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:13am.
that's why she's the bestest cow in the whole wide world, folks!... take my word for it, i wouldn't steer(get it?... oh, come on!) ya wrong!
OT: yep, still not doing it!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, this way will be a lot safer.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCtsEhzKW11UOuA6a4Vjs7k_QKlmTIv...
OT: ITA.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:52am.
heehee!.... a gin soaked bovine will wobbly get me to the nearest place to get a slurpee!... what?... i've got a hankerin' for a slurpee, but i'm lazy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXYl5NrHPb4
OT: fuck it, ban me... i don't care... all you folks are doing is arguing anyway!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."