Open Post: Hosted By My Kind Of Music Video
French pop group Aikiu (no, I don't know who that is either) found the third best use for gay porn next to fapping material and using it to scare away Jane Pitt from the Thanksgiving table when you see her reaching for the last piece of pumpkin pie you've been eyeing. Aikiu mashed together clips of the band playing instruments with gay porn stars in fuck time action to make the NSFWish video for their song "Pieces of Gold." There's no VP (visible peen), but there's plenty of O faces. It's kind of like an 80s gay version of Diesel's safe for work porn.
Now I need Aikiu to do a completely NSFxW version of this and flip things around by splicing together clips of the band making "playing my musical instrument and really into it" faces with gay porn stars going at it.
Source: Pop Trash Addicts via ONTD
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:29pm.
I mean, a pissed off gf/bf/roomate kinda thing getting on as him,
or some shit went down in his personal life, but either way, don't take it personally.
it wasn't something you said ;)
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He attacked several people today. He also made some horrific anti-Semitic comments. That was more upsetting to me than anything he wrote directly to me.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
I have been here a LONG time and have never known Provolone to be a racist. I'm surprised to hear that!
Maybe his acct. got hacked. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:29pm.
I mean, a pissed off gf/bf/roomate kinda thing getting on as him,
or some shit went down in his personal life, but either way, don't take it personally.
it wasn't something you said ;)
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Tardistraveler....awww!!!
Well you sound like a VERY smart lady. You and your baby(ies) will have a much better life with a good education.
I remember my uterus screaming around 25 also (lol) . Didn't have my first until I was 30 and glad I waited. I have many friends who had their babies younger and did just fine and they are great parents. I would have been horrible though, as I still had a lot of growing up to do!
You will know when you're ready! ;)
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Had he ever said anything anti-Semitic before today? I can recall him making some racist statements in the past, but nothing anti-Semitic. Never anything half as vile as the stuff he was saying today, either.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:15pm.
Provolone was a racist? ..I thought everyone liked him/her
I think somebody just shit in his cornflakes this morning. There are others who make repeated racist posts here week after week and get applauded for "their opinion" though.
I have gotten shit here in the past.. but I DONT do the racist posts.. maybe just a dunk post.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:21pm.
What the hell was up with him today? I'm almost wondering if someone hacked his account. I can't recall him ever being nearly as bad as he was today.
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This!
you all know I can't keep any of you straight, but I don't think that was him.
eta: cause I can't spelt right.
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How is that possible?? Is this not a secure site? *frowns*
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:21pm.
Mike, no one hacked into Provolone's account. A whole bunch of us contacted MK. MK emailed me that he read through all of Provolone's comments from today and a few days before today (he has them all in his computer, including about 70 today's Provolone comments that were deleted by mods). And he banned Provolone after he read those comments.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:21pm.
What the hell was up with him today? I'm almost wondering if someone hacked his account. I can't recall him ever being nearly as bad as he was today.
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This!
you all know I can't keep any of you straight, but I don't think that was him.
eta: cause I can't spelt right.
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Spammers and idiots also cause the Post Secret App to be closed. That app was my addiction for the few months it was up.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:10pm.
This is distracting, all I want to do is see the junk of the pornstars.
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ITA. I can barely concentrate on the music wondering exactly what act is being performed. Fucking, blowjob, furious masturbation? Dude at 1:22 is in pain.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:17pm.
A few years back I got banned from Just Jolie Jared and ABC.com.
Good times.
Ha, I was banned at Just Jared and at PerezHilton. I called Perez Mario Lavandiarrhea (his real name is Mario Lavandeira)
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:17pm.
A few years back I got banned from Just Jolie Jared and ABC.com.
Good times.
I've been banned from Gawker, a local tv news site, and most recently, JustJared.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone!
Yeah, but the other racists here are allowed to continue posting as long as they keep it directed at black people and Obama.
*eye roll*
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Good point, Lucy
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:15pm.
Provolone was a racist? ..I thought everyone liked him/her
I think somebody just shit in his cornflakes this morning. There are others who make repeated racist posts here week after week and get applauded for "their opinion" though.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone! ♥ ♥ ♥
What the hell was up with him today? I'm almost wondering if someone hacked his account. I can't recall him ever being nearly as bad as he was today.
A few years back I got banned from Just Jolie Jared and ABC.com.
Good times.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone! ♥ ♥ ♥
Not here much... Provolone was a racist? ..I thought everyone liked him/her
Lol just realized that I just replied in the wrong thread!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
People are getting banned camp? That is pretty hard round these parts.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone!
Yeah, but the other racists here are allowed to continue posting as long as they keep it directed at black people and Obama.
*eye roll*
Hi!
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Hi Zomay
Summer is here!
Feelin' hot, hot, hot,
"grins*
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone! ♥ ♥ ♥
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Really?? That is wonderful news. Thank you, MK.
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What's up lower chat peeps!
Welcome to summer.
It's a cruel summer leaving me here all alone....
I have had no time to Dlist lately.
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@Mel-Tang: yea I did.
I am kinda sensitive to babies at this point in my life (25). I seem to be the female in my family that inherited all the baby making instincts. My sister is indifferent to kids. Even though I have no kids of my own, every time I see like babies or kids in danger my uterus screams and try to protect the baby through the tv. Luckily my brain is in full power mode telling my uterus that it can't have a baby in there till school is done.
Dear Michael K, thank you for banning racist Provolone! ♥ ♥ ♥
Women's buttholes are sensitive to touch as well. Not in the same way as guy's though. And as we've established, it just isn't for everyone.
they have baby/girly hands..why would someone stick finger in a but hole.
so turned off on salad and corn now.
Tardistraveler, did you see the story about the guy that found his neighbor's pet python in his sons crib?!?!?!?!
Turns out, the neighbor didn't have adequate caging and python went to the apt. next door and crawled in little boy's crib. Dad heard son crying, went in the room and found the snake wrapping itself around the baby's ankle! The dad threw the cover over it and then grabbed it off of his son and called animal control/police.
The baby had a bite and some scratches and bruising, but was otherwise ok.
Freaks!!!!
www.poopreport.com :)
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This is distracting, all I want to do is see the junk of the pornstars.
Ha! The tambourine player is the best...lmao!!
And re: finger up the ass. I always wondered if a guy found that pleasurable, does it mean he would go teh ghey? Just wondering.
I always found butt secks painful and annoying.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Watching Swamp Wars. I don't understand why a person would let an python roam free when they have children. No surprise, however, when the snake tried to suffocate the (pregnant) mom when she was trying to sleeping. I guess that thousands of years of evolution skipped a generation.
Then another owner put the python in his friends babies and then the snake bit the owner in the face. I like to think that baby said to snake, "Please bite that asshole's face for me for being so stupid".
Anyways the show is pretty cool. It is neat that these people handle snakes and stuff. Plus it is nice to see that humans are not really top dog on this planet.
Well, beats One Direction. Less gay too.
OMG I love this, this is genius!
Remember, gentlemen -- if you won't allow the lady to stimulate your no-no, don't expect HER to let you go there, either.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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No problem Hekki!
Oooh, thanks, M.E.!! Sounds delicious. And it's stuff we usually have on hand.
I asked Mr IV if he wanted me to try a finger in the no-no and he voted in the negatory. It's an exit only, he said.
*Purell's hands*
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Re Adam Lambert as possible judge for the next season on AI, ever since they also gave Justin Guarachetini a record contract AND a lead role opposite Kelly Clarkson on that flop of a movie, it hasn't mattered to anyone who really wins AI.
And I'm stoked that JHo will nit be coming back as judge. But it just means that she didn't come back cuz she has a bunch of other jobs lined up. ; (
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Word. It's a pleasant, dry 84 here today....after 2 weeks of 100+ degree temps in DC, plus no power for half that time, I would do unspeakably terrible things for functional a/c. The city's just happier today...you can feel it.
How's the job market in the Yukon these days?
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Check out this architectural wonder in Mumbai India
On a hot day it would be nice to have a pool on the apartment balcony but it would be rather messy to clean. Interesting concept though.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:01pm.
I CANNOT get warm today. I have my window's shut and my space heater on.
It's 70° out today. WTF?
I'm always cold, myself.
It hasn't been BELOW 70F here in weeks, nights included.
My computer is being a bitch.
I am watching Bad Girls Club. On one hand, I weep for the state of humanity, for this show makes it clear that we are all doomed.
On the other, I don't want to turn it off until the big bitchfight happens at the club.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:23pm
Thanks for letting me know Mike!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:09pm
According to the Savage Love website, men's prostrate's are sensitive and a great way to stimulate a guy.
Yea, I like reading Dan Savage's column. Makes my sexual kinks seem way boring.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:26pm.
Awww, that's nice mike. Glad you feel better too. : )
Is it just me or does today feel more like a Wednesday?
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:21pm.
Hey, thanks for the well wishes (re: my stomach issue) and the advice involving the honey. My real mom had already told me the same thing. :)