Panty Creamer Of The Day: ScarJo's Bodyguard
To celebrate the fact that she's getting paid $19,999,999.50 too much to mumble out lines in the next Avengers movie, ScarJo rolled around on a yacht in Taormina, Italy today with a friend and her piping hot, panty pudding-churning bodyguard. I read a rumor last week, or so, that ScarJo auditioned to be Bradley Cooper's latest beard and that she's no longer getting on that Nate Naylor dude, but I don't know the exact goings-on of her punane. Whatever her situation currently is, she should still pull some The Bodyguard shit and get on the piece that's protecting her multi-million dollar chichis. That dude is like the epitome of the late 80s and ScarJo needs to take her coochie time traveling.
Dude is like late 80s Charlie Sheen meets Jose Canseco's hair part meets Baywatch Nights-era The Hoff meets the sunglasses section of a Florida gas station circa 1989. I bet he always smells like Hawaiian Tropic dark tanning oil, drives an '87 yellow Camaro, has a bathroom cabinet stocked with Nair, calls everyone "boss" and sleeps on a waterbed covered with a black panther comforter. Don't even get me started about how hot he looks when he makes a call on his brick cell phone. Swoon. And swoon.
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Scarjo lost her figure.
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Submitted by Salma_Nella on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:32am.
HAHA!! How you like me now?!?! Yeahhhhhhh boyyyyeeeeeee!
Or the artist formerly known as Honeybadger
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FUCK this. you are welcome to have both names. this site is turning into a playground for mean spirited people. I'm done
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
piping hot, panty pudding-churning indeed!
looks like he is packing a nice pudding pop there himself ; )
MK, your description of a hot 80s dude was hi-larious.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:35am.
Jesus- I just noticed the dude is workin' on a boner there.
He's just ewww.
Well, he must be straight. If I was next to a bikini clad Scarjo my dick would be poking her in the eye.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:32am.
I really don't get why Allen considers her such a muse.
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One word: Boobies! (.)(.)
Anyway, how awkward must the girl in the red bikini be feeling at that moment? I hate being the third wheel.
why are his bewbs bigger than hers!?!? and ewww I see his weiner!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Dude was probably annoyed at having to shave his pornstache off to take the gig. Scarjo is just looking totally delicious.
HUEY LEWIS looks amazing!
Jesus- I just noticed the dude is workin' on a boner there.
He's just ewww.
And the voice! I get the sense that she thinks it's sexy because its fairly low, but it just sounds like she's chewing marbles most of the time.
The dude is totally hot. Like 80's porn star hot. I was her I would smash the hell out of that.
I thought she was good in The Horse Whisperer. But then she was young - I've not seen her in anything since where she wasn't pretty dull. Particularly noticeable in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, where both Rebecca Hall and Penelope Cruz both outshine her. I really don't get why Allen considers her such a muse.
Submitted by SarahR. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:38am.
Dude is clearly enjoying his job.
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Just wanted to tell you that I love your avatar. MK looks so adorable and handsome, and all those rainbows and fireworks are just perfect!
All 3 of them look like extras from a Beverly Hills 90210 episode (the first time around). I bet the bodyguard's name is Rick or Steve.
Seriously what happend to her boobs? She used to have pretty large ones,just curious. I go back and forth as to whether she's hot or not...i used to think so...not so sure now.
I just can't unless a man got him some chest hair...deece bod, though.
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Dude is clearly enjoying his job.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:28am.
I am sure it has been said before me today, but hasn't Cami Diaz been making 20 mil a pic for years now? what "record" is Scarlett setting? I don't get it.
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Cameron Diaz is certainly not beautiful, but she has a strong screen presence, delivers her lines well, and can "carry" a film. Same with Julia Roberts, whether we like her or not.
ScarJo must be setting a record for someone with absolutely no talent, comic timing, or charisma. If I see her in anything, it's an automatic turn-off because she is a crashing bore.
The 'bodyguard' appears to be a homosexual.
Are there any nude photos?
Are we sure this is ScarJo? Where on earth did her boobs go?
Honey_badger/Salma: when I first started posting here, my name was NightOwl. Then a few weeks later, I noticed another poster with the same name. I kept my name for over a year until I decided to finally change it to avoid confusion.
It hasn't quite worked though. A few days ago I was reading a thread from the previous day and Irish thought that Nightowl (the commenter with a Mad Men dude avie) was me! I'll have to clear that up! Lol
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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Why is ScarJo so thick waisted? It's not like she's had any kids or anything.
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:10am.
I did sent a note off to MK to see if I can change it back as I do prefer my original username. IDK, Maybe something can be sorted out.
Have a good night everyone.
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You as well, sweet sleep lady!
I did sent a note off to MK to see if I can change it back as I do prefer my original username. IDK, Maybe something can be sorted out.
Have a good night everyone.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella :-
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:34am.
Is there anyway I can get my original username back on here?
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Send email to MK and ask him to allow you to use your original name. He'll help.
Or you could use Salma-Nella or Salma_Nella.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:59am.
Never mind Honey Badger.
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Sorry, looks like you have had a tough day here. Maybe bad timing on my part.
I really don't give a shit. Keep it, or don't. It's like having four Jennifers in your elementary class. Who cares?
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Submitted by Honeybadger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:55am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:42am.
Salma, I was confused when you changed your name, esp because I remembered there already was a Honeybadger....
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^^^^^^THIS.
Thank you PSL. I don't post very often, so maybe nobody else remembered. Whatever, I don't really give a shit.
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Hi, I think she had an oopsie with the delete button on her acct the other day, she explained it when she came back with a new name. I'm betting she didn't remember another with the same name either...but she got into a scuffle earlier with Provolone, so the real Honey popping up innocently asking what was up...well, I'm sure she meant no harm, she seems like a sweet person to me, anyway.
Oh, for heaven's sake, Honeybadger, she didn't mean to do it. She didn't know.
Never mind Honey Badger.
I'll delete this one. I had no idea.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
"Sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ Whamo
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella :-
Oh, and I am changing my username to Salma_Nella btw. Just to be a dick.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:42am.
Salma, I was confused when you changed your name, esp because I remembered there already was a Honeybadger....
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^^^^^^THIS.
Thank you PSL. I don't post very often, so maybe nobody else remembered. Whatever, I don't really give a shit.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Salma, I was confused when you changed your name, esp because I remembered there already was a Honeybadger....
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I'm a tulip in a cup
I stand no chance of growing up
I've made my peace I'm dead I'm done
I watched you live to have my fun
HAHA! How ya like me now?!?! Yeeeeeeeeaaahhh booooooyyeeeeeee!!!
Or the artist formerly known as Honeybadger
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
fuck this. you are welcome to both names. this site is turning into a playground for mean spirited people. I'm done.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:34am.
Is there anyway I can get my original username back on here?
Try using the "Contact" button and send MK a mail, if you're still locked out of that name by the site, explain what happened and maybe he can 'release it'? Good luck ;-) Or maybe you could try NellaSalma? :P
Is there anyway I can get my original username back on here?
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
"Sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ Whamo
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella :-
HAHA!! How you like me now?!?! Yeahhhhhhh boyyyyeeeeeee!
Or the artist formerly known as Honeybadger
I am sure it has been said before me today, but hasn't Cami Diaz been making 20 mil a pic for years now? what "record" is Scarlett setting? I don't get it.
and ALL these people are paid way too fucking much.
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I'm a tulip in a cup
I stand no chance of growing up
I've made my peace I'm dead I'm done
I watched you live to have my fun
When I first started posting here, I read about jelly haters and for the life of me could not understand why anyone would hate sweet delicious jelly. lol, duh
hahahaha..me too...hahaha
Salmanella, you have imposters impersonating you?! WTH... lol
but i can tell the difference, the real salmanella/honeybadger knows I'd bang most guys even if i said i wouldn't.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:49am.
Bodyguard dude looks like Eurotrash.
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He looks like one of those guys that runs his hands through his hair while checking himself out on any reflective surface he sees.
I guess Honey Badger do give a shit.
She did Sean Penn. I never thought something like that would matter but it did. Really.
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:29am.
I've always liked ScarJo's body and envy her hips.
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I thought her Lost in Translation body was smokin...:P
Bodyguard dude looks like Eurotrash.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:17am.
In that second to last thumbnail, you can see his boner.
Ha, you must have used an electron microscope to spot that!
Oh I was thinking of you and your post the other day, when I realised that if it wasn't for Dlisted I honestly would never have heard of Anderson Cooper. Nobody knows him in the UK as far as I'm aware. I don't think your friend has any excuse, however.