Open Post: Co-Hosted By Tara Reid And Her New Man
Tara Reid is probably broke and most countries have banned her out of fear that she'll swallow up most of their supply of booze and leave their citizens sober, but yet she still takes these fancy trips to St. Tropez (SPOILER ALERT: Tara's ceiling-eyed sugar daddy can't look down to see that Tara slipped his black card out of his wallet). Being a mess and butchering your tummy with a plastic surgeon's scalpel until it looks like a portrait of E.T. made of clay really does pay off. Tara the Terror spent the day on the beach in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon with her latest dude Joshua Darval. Not much is known about Josh Darval, but only because nobody cares enough to find out.
These pictures of Josh with Tara tell me that it's only a matter of time before she shaves off that blanket of fur on his torso. It's a bitch scrubbing dried vomit out of your chest rug after Tara drunkenly barfed off on you as you slept through the night. What these pictures also tell me is that this one is definitely blind. Like, for real this time.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:22pm.
when you did the driving so i could get wasted.
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Hmmmmm, now I think you have me confused with someone else... :P
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:50am.
It's 8.20 AM, Whamo, and raining out, because otherwise it wouldn't be the Netherlands.
You up late?
(((Owl)))
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I went to bed shortly after that last post but I am up late quite often, I go weeks on 4-1/2 to 5 hours of sleep.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:12am.
@ spider ( thanks)
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:57am.
Did Nella quit the D!?
Seems so, but I hope she returns.
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Well that sucks, She gets hurt when people mess with her. You can't take shit like to too hard, there will always be one or two people that are assholes, on the whole this place is usually quite nice but once in a while you'll go through a few days where it seems the crazy BS comes out of people or you get fucking asshole (I'm looking right at you Alligator Dick) that likes to piss on everyone's parade and wants them to share his misery. I know it can be tough sometimes but you just ignore assholes like. I'm not saying 100% it was Alligator Dick but Alligator Dick is an asshole anyway so if I've falsely accused him I could careless....again because he's a fucking asshole! lol!!!
Nella If you're reading this...this song is for you..
I'll even put on my rollers skates and ask you shyly for a dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUSZ9-x-Yjg
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:44am.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:44pm. What happened to Salma? There's three of them now? Salmanella / Salma_Nella / Salma.Nella
She returned as Salma.Nella and some idiot registered Salma_Nella to goad her, and now she's deleted her username for good.
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The one that was Honeybadger who gave salma shit over honey_badger changed their name to one close to hers? That's what it looked like from the copy/paste in the lower chats. If so, that's fucked up, that honeybadger has been on D for more than a year (I looked before) and shame on me for expecting anyone who's been here a while to be mature. Whoever did that to salma is a dumbass and I hope nobody engages with them if they post again. I hate saying that but it's warranted.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:57am.
Did Nella quit the D!?
Seems so, but I hope she returns.
The new 'man' is an obvious homosexual who may be 'str8 for pay'.
Discuss!
The JaboodyDubs guys are doing movie reviews now. This one on the Hunger Games is fucking funny, but there's spoilers.
http://youtu.be/L6nRGW-1XW4
It's 8.20 AM, Whamo, and raining out, because otherwise it wouldn't be the Netherlands.
You up late?
(((Owl)))
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This is a copy/paste from the PCoTD last thread from yesterday, but it doesn't have her avi on it:
Submitted by Salma.Nella. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Salma_Nella on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:32am.
HAHA!! How you like me now?!?! Yeahhhhhhh boyyyyeeeeeee!
Or the artist formerly known as Honeybadger
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FUCK this. you are welcome to have both names. this site is turning into a playground for mean spirited people. I'm done
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Somebody took Salma's name? SMH
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:19am.
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"They are just a special breed of loons spider, I really shake my head sometimes at just how stalker sounding they are, it always reminds me of Annie Wilkes from Misery.
I really hope Nella has only changed her name. I'll bet it was that fucking Alligator Dick taking her name being a fuck head so take it for what it's worth which is nothing."
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I know it's amusing, once you get past the creepy stalker feeling about it. lol
I felt so bad for Salma yesterday reading all that crap with Provo and then with the other Honeybadger later in the evening. I hope I see her pretty faced icon again soon. She's a delight to read ad interact with.
A little known Tony-winning actress has been cast to play Janis in the Janis Joplin biopic.
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/tony-winning-actress-set-play-j...
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:18am.
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Lol! The thing is the board is filled with shit like this. Like is said the movie Misery comes to mind, bat shit crazy and smiling the whole time.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17am.
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What time is it in your part of the world Mickey? I keep forgetting you're far far away:)
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:49am.
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They are just a special breed of loons spider, I really shake my head sometimes at just how stalker sounding they are, it always reminds me of Annie Wilkes from Misery.
I really hope Nella has only changed her name. I'll bet it was that fucking Alligator Dick taking her name being a fuck head so take it for what it's worth which is nothing.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:47am.
I had to copy this bit of craziness from one of the JJ loons....this is the type of shit that really makes me shake my head lol!!
"Two more days to the twins’ birthday. Can hardly believe those two little sweethearts will be four years old. Mommy and daddy probably have a wonderful day planned for these two little munchkins with all kinds of surprises, games, maybe even rides, cakes and lots of goodies. Bet all the kids are looking forward to the twins’ birthday. A good time will be had by all the kids. God bless them all".
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The image I have in my head after this quote is amazing and priceless...it definetly involves a bunch of cats, QVC, endless buffets and sad collages pasted together from US Weekly and People.
$%#^&*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:47am.
I couldn't have asked for a better start of my day! The Brangeloonies are a neverending source of entertainment. It almost makes me wonder if perhaps, there is a God, after all.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Salma...what, wait NO. /arg
Oh jeebus Whamo...they are stark raving nutso. I'm beginning to wonder if they're paid bots by the Joitts. You know, a boiler room of bots just sitting there typing all things wonderful. I think I need to vomit now.
I had to copy this bit of craziness from one of the JJ loons....this is the type of shit that really makes me shake my head lol!!
"Two more days to the twins’ birthday. Can hardly believe those two little sweethearts will be four years old. Mommy and daddy probably have a wonderful day planned for these two little munchkins with all kinds of surprises, games, maybe even rides, cakes and lots of goodies. Bet all the kids are looking forward to the twins’ birthday. A good time will be had by all the kids. God bless them all".
Mommy and daddy??? Maybe even rides!!!! Oh dare to dream! Weeeeeeee
bmitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:44am.
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Did Nella quit the D!?
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:47pm.
Sal, Breakdown is in Australia right now, I saw his latest photo today on FB, he looks very happy and ripped, he always has a huge grin on his face.
Was reading back in twitterland, Triumph, the Insult Comedy Dog said Rihanna and Chris Brown go together like peanut butter and...whatever punches peanut butter in the face, LOL. *goes to hell*
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:44pm.
What happened to Salma? There's three of them now?
Salmanella / Salma_Nella / Salma.Nella
She returned as Salma.Nella and some idiot registered Salma_Nella to goad her, and now she's deleted her username for good.
((((((Doooooooggggiiiieeeeee )))))
Looks like I'm talking to myself, It's ok I don't mind,.... *starts whisltling*
submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:46pm.
Anybody seen WithinReasonr!
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I heard she was on vacation Deb, getting a piece of strange in a strange land the secret kinky girl:D
That's right Reason we know what you're up to!:P
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:20pm.
Tara Reid looks pretty good for an alkie.
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I always thought Tara was gorgeous even when she's hammered:) she's a pretty girl for sure!
Doesn't this drunk mess have a new man every other day? I seriously think she's hooking around Europe. Those aren't boyfriends they're johns. Which makes it even harder to believe someone would pay for that. Rich people are known to do strange things so maybe paying to screw Tara is the new fad, kinda like Mange-Chic.
Where in Tom, Dick and Dildoes does this broad come up with the cash for this Mediteranean pole hopping life. None of the dudes she's ever with look like they could pay for a swish "buy a beauty". If Lohan is gutter why isn't this one? Blow me down.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:07pm.
Hi from Istanbul! I've been in Turkey for 2 weeks bet no one even missed me! Got on the wifi to check dlisted...I've missed It ;) it's bedtime here - have a great day.
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MJT! Heyyyy, I hope you're having a great time. Send Breaky our regards.
Um, I don't think he's over there any more. Whatever happened to him?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Mike I'll have your paella to go please.
What happened to Salma? There's three of them now?
Salmanella / Salma_Nella / Salma.Nella
Am I seeing triple or just losing my mind?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
* overrides ban and breaks into thread following imaginary aroma of figs and mangos *
Hiya everybody. Did anybody have a "fruitful" day? :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Mike, nowhere specific, I was going to move to NE but I think I could end up anywhere. I was bent on moving to the mountains until I drove one week in the Smokies in a damn Fiat and it was not all JLo glamour!
I am definitely moving after I finish my degree on Apr 30 :)
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:58pm.
*looks at in season pine cones on ground*
So jealous little rascal! :)
Ok sorry about the delay. I was attempting to cook for Mr. Spot.
Sans, Cooks is a cool magazine. Lots of practical tips for not extremely wealthy people all with that same explain it all out method that the Test Kitchen does. Christoper Kimball makes us laugh here. I'll be honest. I RARELY cook but I can prep foods ok and I do all the shopping. You need some garlic peeled; call me.
Hi Momus! I was just pulling your dragon tail earlier!
;-P
Agree with all who love the recipes in Southern Living and America's Test Kitchen. SL's annual recipe collection is well worth the money. I have editions from 2005-2008; nearly every awesome recipe I'll ever need, from healthy stuff to comfort food to impress-your-guests stuff. And I'm forever grateful to ATC for showing me last year the scientifically-proven BEST way to cook fluffy, perfect scrambled eggs.
Thanks for the advice, fellow foodies. I'm moving in a few weeks to a new apt with a big airy clean kitchen, and I cannot WAIT to use it.
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It's PHELPS time!
Tara Reid looks pretty good for an alkie.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:46pm.
Anybody seen WithinReason? I miss her!
Deb, she said she was going to Amsterdam for a visit.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:46pm.
Anybody seen WithinReason? I miss her!
Me too, she always brings happy into a thread, we sure could have used her over the weekend!
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Someone asked this yesterday? I think Salma said she was on vacation to...um..Amsterdam perhaps?
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:46pm.
Anybody seen WithinReason? I miss her!
Me too, she always brings happy into a thread, we sure could have used her over the weekend!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:58pm.
*drools over mike's posts*
We don't have fancy fruit in Florida :(
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Evil, my neighbor has a mango tree and every day I go and pick up a couple that fall down on my side of the fence. They're so delicious, drippy and sweeter then sugar. And the aroma! It's a mango season right now!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:01pm.
I'd just never heard of it, so I Googled it, but nothing came up. Southern Living is a lifestyle magazine, but it always has a lot of recipes in it.
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There you go.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:01pm.
I'd just never heard of it, so I Googled it, but nothing came up. Southern Living is a lifestyle magazine, but it always has a lot of recipes in it.
THanks spider! I'll do that!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:01pm.
Hi, Mike.
LOL at "Vittles and Grapes".
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Yeah, my husband is klassy like that.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:59pm.
I seriously cannot wait to leave Florida
Is something actually in the works, or are you just fantasizing? If the former, any idea where you'll be heading?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:55pm.
Sans Fards, Southern Cooking is another fab one. So is Food and Wine, or as Male Dog calls it "Vittles and Grapes".
Southern Cooking or Southern Living?
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Um.....
Dunno. I see it at the salon and sneak all the recipes out of it.
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Hi, Mike.
LOL at "Vittles and Grapes".
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:55pm.
Sans Fards, Southern Cooking is another fab one. So is Food and Wine, or as Male Dog calls it "Vittles and Grapes".
Southern Cooking or Southern Living?
I seriously cannot wait to leave Florida