Tommy Reportedly Can't Talk To Suri About Thetans And Stuff
Seen her a while ago being the tea bag instead of getting tea bagged like usual, Tom Cooze apparently agreed to keep all Scientology-related stuff in his mouth when he's around Suri and Katie Holmes also agreed to not fill her daughter's head with any talk about religion until she gets older. Shortly after, Tommy and Katie signed their divorce settlement agreement and shoved those papers up somewhere that nobody will dare to go (aka John Travolta's Scientolohole), the details began to leak ("Oops. I fawted." - Travolta). We already know that Katie got primary physical custody of Suri and TMZ says that both sides also agreed to shut their lips about religion. Katie also gets to decide where Suri goes to school.
A source tells TMZ that the "custodial provisions" part of the agreement is no joke and covers a large part of Suri's childhood. As the years ago by, Katie and Tommy can slowly fill her ears with religion talk including alien tales according to L. Ron. So basically, Scientology will have to get a new golden child. But wait, Katie's lawyer tells People that all this speculation needs to be taken with a grain of barley dust:
"There are numerous inaccuracies in the reports regarding the purported contents of the agreement reached between the parties," says attorney Jonathan Wolfe. "The agreement is confidential and its terms will not be disclosed."
Whatever, I believe the Scientology ban and Katie should really get a parade for winning that battle, but she isn't the real winner in all of this. It's Suri! Suri doesn't have to get her brain washed with alien shit AND she doesn't have to sit through a 4 hour-long Catholic mass on Sunday morning. You don't know how many times I was dragged away from my cartoon-viewing on a Sunday morning to go to mass with my abuelita. The worst part of Catholic mass is sitting on a hard ass seat while watching the growns sip on a christblood-tini. The children didn't get any refreshments! Not even a virgin christblood-tini. Rude.
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Tom can still place her in a spaceship and they'll both be gone forever.
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I'm sure Michael K was 100% right. Katie only had to dangle the key to his closet in front of him to have him cave to anything she wants. He says his daughter comes first? hah....Scientology is #1, Career is #2, then maybe Suri.
If Katie Holmes has a problem with Scientology, then why did she let Tommy fuck her in the first place?
Who knows if any of this crap has any truth to it, but it does go some way to confirm my suspicions that Katie is retarded.
The media are playing this as though it was some huge shock to Katie that Tom Cruise is wacko. If you have a problem with crazy people, then don't marry Tom Cruise.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Orangina....thank you for all of that info! I guess it was good that I never went into that field then. I would have made a horrible cop. Lol.
I'm thinking that it's probably a good thing that there isn't a huge demand for forensic scientists. Dexter must be doing a good job. Haha.
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Remember, everything the media has said about this case has been wrong so far, so if it feels good to believe it, but I think they have a pretty good lid on this shit.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:40pm.
SHEESH! Not only does she look like THAT, but OF COURSE she's a dealer in Thomas Kinkade paintings! It all makes sense!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If anyone had any doubts about Tommy Girl being gay?? Take a look at that shirt!!! Bitch, puhleaz!!!
Sans Fards: "Lolita" is terrific. That was my first Nabokov. Actually a Vanity Fair article turned me on to him. There is some I can't get into, like the chess stories, but he's a master.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:13pm.
Oooh ooh! I love Kubrick. The only movie I didn't love was "Lolita". I liked Lyne's a lot better. (Also a Nabokov freak).
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I'm reading Lolita right now. Disturbing, but Nabokov is a genius.
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It's PHELPS time!
Actually, I don't agree that a father would fight to the death for custody if he really loved his child. BS. Shuffling a child between 2 homes is hugely traumatic. Kids need stability,structure and routine -- meaning one home. Ideally, the parents should do shift work in one home - not the poor kid.
hopefully tommy will think he can sneak in a visit w/Xenu for Suri and be fined&jailed! :)
if katie has got the goods on the CO$, she's a target the rest of her life.
(the worst about 10:30am Catholic mass,the singing mass my dad named it; it was having to kneel and stand and kneel and stand and kneel.)
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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"
Tom: Look Suri...just smile a lot and make it look like we're having a good time.
Suri: Look Tom...if you want this custody thing to keep going I need more money.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:24pm.
FUCK YO COUCH!
Hahaha!! +5000 points sinjin!
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Fanks! *does happeh dance* Once in a blue moon I can think of a good one :D
I breathed Christblood-tini breath on my daughter once and she gave me a scrunchy face.
I saw the trailer for the Jack Reacher movie. It looks dumb.
Tom ruins it because he is NOT the character. Joe Manganiello could do it. Jason Momao, Jai Courtney (sexy Aussie actor from Season 1, Spartacus, who is actually in this movie as the bad guy)... so many other actors than Tom.
But TommyGirl's ego of wanting to be a BIG man got the best of him and that's why he took this role.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
"Christblood-tini"??? Even when you are being totally blasphemous, you are brilliant, Michael K!
I can't wait for Suri's first Communion. Bride of Christ gets Christblood-tinis! *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Man, she must have had some good shit on him.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:32pm.
M.E....unfortunately, yes. The weirdo, crime obsessed part of me did. I think I was meant to work in criminology/investigation/forensics, but never realized it until I was loong out of college. :(
Anyway, I think I've seen every snuff film on Ogrish.com and find it revolting but fascinating at the same time. I just can't fathom how humans could do such things.
Probably explains why I'm such a huge fan of Dexter! Haha
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I was a Criminology and Criminal Justice major in college and they ("they" being my professors who are working parole officers and cops and public defenders) straight up told us, there is not nearly as much violent crime as they make is seem like there is on CSI/Dexter. All we learned about was policing and criminal law and how jails work. It was incredibly boring. I only had one forensics class in the entire major.
They actually told us on the first day of class in the major, "I know most of you are here because you watch CSI, but if you want to be a forensic scientist, you need to get an ADVANCED SCIENCE degree, not a criminal justice degree. And once you get your advanced science degree, you should really go work for a medical laboratory and make a shitload of money. You won't make any money being a forensic lab scientist. There isn't enough demand for it." -Professor White, ASU
Here's a police report on someone who was being followed after escaping the compound in Riverside County crazy ishhh...
http://www.scribd.com/doc/12831004/Riverside-County-Sheriffs-Department-...
the nut even had the balls to follow the sheriff escorting the guy who had escaped.
Oooh ooh! I love Kubrick. The only movie I didn't love was "Lolita". I liked Lyne's a lot better. (Also a Nabokov freak).
And I own an original Christiane Kubrick painting and one of her etchings. I fell in love with the paintings in the apartment in EWS. Mr. Hekki bought me one for my birthday one year. Back when we were prosperous.
I had no idea that movie was about Co$.
Ugh, I have a hard time deifying Katie in all this. She couldn't have been entering into the relationship blind. This has always been a business deal. She's after the $$$ (and she'll get it) I think it's just a happy sideline that Suri may finally have a chance to be normal.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:33pm.
Skinnyfat...yep.
Unfortunately, genius filmmakers like him are often thought of as 'weird' and shunned by a lot of people. :(
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that's because the masses are mindless lemmings and they don't like to think too much. strains the brains
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:24pm.
FUCK YO COUCH!
Hahaha!! +5000 points sinjin!
OT No divorce only takes 11 days to hash out, especially when there is a child involved. My blood is running cold. Katie, you in danger girl.
no drama, no suri!
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More Scientology brilliance (from someone that should be HSOTD).
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-email-from-an-ex-scientologist-on-th...
Skinnyfat...yep.
Unfortunately, genius filmmakers like him are often thought of as 'weird' and shunned by a lot of people. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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Lmao M.E......it's those doggone bath salts the kids are snortin these days!
P.S.- I lock my doggy door too. Haha
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:25pm.
Kubrick was an excellent director, btw. :)
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Kubrick was a genius. Brilliant brilliant filmmaker.
Oh man c6...that is fascinating!! So now if I ever watch that movie again, I will know the ending is a big FU to tg. Brilliant.
Kubrick was an excellent director, btw. :)
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We are entering the age of the child (or something) so it's appropriate that Suri would create her own religion.
http://popslave.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:59pm.
I remember Nicole Kidman saying she had a major problem doing the movie; that it made her feel REALLY uneasy and quite disturbed. I always wondered why. Maybe it hit too close to home.
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T & N had a really hard time being convincing during their love scenes. It was said they had to hire a coach to tell them what to do to make the scenes hotter.
It was really uncomfortable set for everyone.
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Submitted by youarestupid:
I would ban the scientology talk too. Not because I don't want my kid getting shipped off but because I don't want some feral little freak jumping all my sofa with dirty shoes.
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lmao, I couldn't help it, this is what I immediately thought of:
http://youtu.be/0ucF7ZzRkKc
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by M.E.:
skinny fat - according to Jacko there will never be a whore #3. LOL
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Even though his current gf is plotting to be. ;)
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Submitted by M.E.:
skinny fat - according to Jacko there will never be a whore #3. LOL
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Even though his current gf is plotting to be. ;)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:37pm.
The last line of the movie skinnyfat! I never got what that meant! Lol
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me neither. the whole movie was pointless.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:59pm.
Stanley Kubrick, has a 50- ish yr old daughter who has been involved in Scientology for many years. She has had no association with the family for a very long time.
Could this movie have been his way of trying to get the word out about the cult? His death happened RIGHT as the movie was being released. I understand he was 70, but his wife refused to confirm how he died at that time. VERY STRANGE.
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Kubrick fan here; remembered that strange ass whole fking incident. I read that Kubrick confided in a close friend the backstory of 'EWS'. It was said that Kubrick's "fk you" secret joke was casting TG in that lead role. TG took it and didn't realize until after the fact that that shit was about him and the damn cos cult. Some kind of rumor-mill also says copies of a letter Kubrick wrote went to Spielberg mentioning "if he dies to work on a 'project' that will build upon EWS". Spielberg hates the cos cult. However, his wife has some ify ties or was courted by them.
eta: Kubrick, the mastermind that he is, also wrote that EWS script in pieces, so TG's minders would not eyeball the entire plot and get a clue.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:59pm.
LMFAO! Like we were talking about the other day, That shit eating crazy grin and Tom's character is what Christian Bale fashioned his American Phyco on!
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I forgot about that! The exact quote is so fucking awesome:
"The movie's director, Mary Harron, revealed in an interview with BlackBook:
"We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy." "
She must have pictures of him getting it from six or seven dicks in at least five orifices, if he's willing to let the Golden Child be raised outside the cult.
Plus, she'll make Suri comb her hair, and dress in normal clothes, and she'll probably even give her time-outs instead of crawling all over the place screeching like a spoiled ape. And sure, Katie won't say anything about religion, but I bet she has Suri spend lots of Sundays with Grandpa and Gramma.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:20pm.
Haven't you seen the 10000 embedded trailers for "Jack Reaper? It's Cruise's bid to be a comic superhero, even though the comic character is 6'6", weighs about 250 lbs., is very muscle-y and roams the earth looking to help people with his hugeness and power. The comic book fans are howling because the Cruise has changed the character so that he's basically a tiny Batman. Heh.
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Sorry but Jack Reacher is a character in a series of novels by Lee Child and not a comic book.
I know it's pedantic but still.
All the rest though, bang on! Tommy Gurl is the worst possible casting
Yep, read some. I was shocked because Jack Reacher is over 6foot and big. Shoulda gone to someone a tad taller than Midgetmonkey.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:27pm.
I don't think I've seen a Tammy Girl movie since Jerry MaGuire.
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The last Tommy-girl movie I watched was "The last samurai", actually wasn't so bad. Kind of like "Shogun".
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Nope. Never saw that movie.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:27pm.
I don't think I've seen a Tammy Girl movie since Jerry MaGuire.
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The last Tommy Girl movie I watched was "The last samurai", actually wasn't so bad. Kind of like "Shogun".
Ok, not watching. I read the description and I'm not going there.
I'm already freaked out by having fucking tweekers mumbling, groaning and growling next door all night working on bicycles in the dark, that I locked the damn dog door last night scared one may crawl through to steal shit or eat my face off.
Rukidding me...that was VERY interesting! Thanks for sharing!
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I too remember sitting on a hard ass bench for hours without a christblood-tini in sight.
You made me LOL !!!
"Marty Rathbun, a former top lieutenant to David Miscavige, the head of the Church of Scientology, told ABC News that he witnessed Scientology official Tommy Davis use the religion to manipulate Kidman’s relationship with her children."
“The idea was to push them toward Scientology, towards Tom and his influence, toward becoming Scientologists, and away from Nicole, who was clearly sour on the subject,” said Rathbun.
When asked if the church deliberately turned the children against their mother, Rathbun replied, “Absolutely.”
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:40pm.
M.E.: Have you watched the 3 guys 1 hammer one? I haven't watched it, but I've heard it's horribly gruesome.
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M.E. DON'T WATCH IT!!! You'll be doing the Luka rock in no time. LOL!!
I lose my faith in humanity every time I see one of those things. How fucked up can a people be?!
Crazy.....DON'T watch it!!! It's horribly sad. But I know
when ppl tell me not to watch, that's when I want to watch. :(
That innocent man did nothing to those freaks, and they videotaped the whole brutal attack. And laughed about it. I never knew if they captured those fockers or not.
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crazyinjapan - not sure if I've seen that one. I'll have to doube check.
After lunch.
Me too, M.E.! I have tru.tv and investigation i.d. running all day. Lol I'm obsessed with all of that. And the paranormal shows...lololol.
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M.E.: Have you watched the 3 guys 1 hammer one? I haven't watched it, but I've heard it's horribly gruesome.