Bow Down To His Cosmic Royal Highness
In the real-life video game passed off as a religion called Scientology, Tommy Girl's name is near the top of the leaderboard at the end credits, because he's almost beat every villain (including sanity), unlocked every achievement and most importantly, has written the biggest check. (Truth: a TRUE queen buys her title!) In an 11-page expose on Scientology in Rolling Stone , the author of Inside Scientology: The Story of America's Most Secretive Religion, Janet Reitman, writes about the inner workings of Scientology's hierarchy and says that Little Lord Tommy sits in on a gilded high chair on a throne in the church's royal court. Tommy has almost climbed to the top of the Bridge to Terabithia, or whatever the hell those crazies call it, and is now one of the main queens, so you better curtsy at his platform heels.
Being one of the HAIC (head aliens in charge) has given Tommy more powers than all of the True Blood bitches combined. You know how Sookeh Stackhouse thinks her fairy vagina has some real powers? Well, her fairy vagina has nothing on Tommy's fairy vagina. Janet writes that Tommy is an OT VII and is near the top of Scientology's Bridge to Total Freedom:
OTs are Scientology's elite — enlightened beings who are said to have total "control" over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings. At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time.
Thetan, please. The only thing Tommy has an affect on is MLFN: My Last Fucking Nerve.
If Tommy read a book from the YA Science Fiction section at a Barnes & Noble, he would've ended up with the same information and the same amount of special powers: NONE. Bitch thinks he's Evie Garland and shit.
Tommy can't leave his body at will, because if he could he'd permanently move into a taller one. Tommy can't control inanimate objects with his mind, because if he could he wouldn't have to psychically straighten his butt plug every time it shifted while he walked. Tommy can't control the behavior of animals, because if he could he'd give himself a good cackle by making the tortured beast on John Travolta's head jump in public. Tommy can't read the minds of humans, because if he could he wouldn't have busted out an "OH SNAP, GURL!" when Katie filed for divorce.
Tommy is taking part in the most expensive and creepiest role-playing games ever, but if it makes him happy, then I say keep jumping up that bridge to nowhere, bitch.
• 
Christian Louboutin Schuhe für M?nner sehr zuversichtlich, sichere M?nner, die nie wollen, einen Schritt aus und sehen aus wie jeder else.Such als Christian Louboutin Schuhe Turnschuhe Pony Pony von der gl?nzenden Leder gemacht wird sind so konzipiert, erm?glicht flache Ferse Sie nehmen einen mehr comfortable.If Sie wollen mehr wissen? billige Louboutin Outlet Schuhe Herren, Bitte z?gern Sie nicht mehr kontaktieren us.Buy, mehr sparen, k?nnen Sie auch kaufen andere Gegenst?nde von Christian Louboutins Online-Shop, 100% Qualit?tsgarantie!Christian Louboutin 2012 Wettbewerbsf?hige Preise und versandkostenfrei zu Ihnen nach Hause.
Look it's Tommy's version of the tin foil hat. Block those Xenu messages with your umbrella Tom!
SO let me get this straight......he's an OTVII which means he controls everything around him...........so that means that since 2005 he took a toboggan ride to the Z list on purpose???? Because if not, for why didn't he just get off that toboggan ride and re-coup his image??? Yea, that $cientology has done WONDERS for him.
Ever since he got into it hard core after divorcing Nicole it seems like it's been one catostrophic blunder after another. And just when it seemed like things were starting to die down in the circus of his life....BAM!!! this whole mega watt spotlight on his personal life/$cieno with the divorce.
He's a class A dipshit if he doesn't get the connection of $cientology and his FAIL
"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"
MK, you're on fire this week! ha ha
Why didn't Thetan Tommy just marry a SeaOrg member so he could skip all the normal people stuff?
Bless him, he looks like a mini Mary Poppins in that pic.
***********************************************
Mel Gibson needs an enema.
Can you imagine Tom leaving all that?? Will NEVER happen. Anyone who gets involved with him again needs their head examined.
_______________________
www.dungeonhordes.com
_______________________
"Fuck Tommy and his precious fairy Scientolohole!"
--Pam on True Blood if she substituted Tommy girl for Sookeh
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:04am.
"Thetan, please" needs to be a tag!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^
THIS. That's right up there with "why are you pulling my dick?"
"Thetan, please" needs to be a tag!!!!!!!!!!
►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
Excellent, MK!!!!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:07pm.
Exactly. What is weird about it is that all other religions will tell you basic things like tenets, beliefs, morals, and they're MORE than happy to have you read their holy texts.
Scientology wants you to hand over your soul BEFORE you get to see any of that. Remember how pissed they were when South Park outlined their beliefs on TV, meaning people now knew them for free?
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:28am.
yes I can just picture Tommy Cruise dressed as Jean Grey lol
Geez, I honestly feel pity for Tom Cruise. He's obviously mentally ill and this cult has exploited him for decades for cash. It's hard enough to get some mentally ill people to even admit that they're ill, now add a cult of enablers to the mix. What a pointless existence.
Just think about all the starving people in the world, the people that don't have clean water, or a roof over their heads or kids that don't have access to an education for just a decent life.....then remember little Tommie handing over handfuls of cash to people so they'll tell him he's magical and almost god.
I'm so glad they pay narcissistic, delusional actors so much, it's such a great use of money to be entertained for 75 minutes.
Love the post MK; too fuckin' funnay. I bet he'll be pissed that someone disclosed his OT level. What does it mean anyway?
----
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
This whole post made me burst out laughing in the (luckily empty) break room. Telekinetic and telepathic, eh? For some reason, I always assumed he was more Dazzler than Jean Grey . . .
so thats why zac efron feels an invisible tongue licking his body when he sleeps naked with the window open during summer time.
its cuz tommy girl used his telepathic powers or body leaving powers and flew over to zac's house to watch him and wait until he falls asleep and then lick him all over.
gross tommy, u a sick bitch.
Christianity is a cult in the original usage of the word. The word "cult" got a negative connotation in the 70s after the Manson Family, Children of God, and Jonestown brought to light the destructiveness of some of the "new religions." Yeah, every religion and denomination has its nuttiness and money-grubbingness (except MY church, haha). However, what disturbs me about Scientology is the organization's lack of transparency and the incredible amount of money that is needed to achieve spiritual relief. With a mainstream Christian religion, tithing is up front and based on income, and the Bible is readily available for anyone to read. Scientology is a cult in the new, negative connotation because they try to bankrupt or enslave their followers, they hold them hostage, they isolate members from their friends and family, and they don't tell the truth up front about the religion's creation story and rituals when they recruit.
Sickness thrives in secrecy.
Sounds like the ramblings of a coke head around 4:47am , Tom Cruise and all the rest of these morons don't have control over a fucking thing...I'm sure he would've magically extended those short little legs with his mind by now
La la la.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:05pm.
But in all honesty, he's a half a century old now and before it's really too late, I really hope his family can help him get de-brainwashed, pray for him and he gets the help he needs.
------------------------------------------------
It doesn't help that his whole family are Scientologists too. They all need de-brainwashing.
No superior being would gave ever agreed to do Flop of Ages or Knoght and Day or Vanilla Sky, Thetan Please is right!
Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:51pm.
Hell yeah, this is it, Captain:
http://www.lermanet.com/scientology/tom-cruise-david-miscavige.jpg
___________________________
I kept seeing that picture as a "Caption This"...
TC: You're shorter cuz you only come up to HERE on me....
Miscavige: Uh-uh, you're the shortest cuz YOU only come up to HERE on ME...
Both bitches need major doses of antipsychotic meds.
___________________________
If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Oh to just get a hold of Chris Klein and Suri's toothbrushes(or her binky)a straw would do in a pinch.I could see Tommy's head explode and Psychotology would disappear!The world would be fee of these psychopaths at least....we could also grab Josh Harrnet's hairbrush for good measure.Katie was always a closet cunt Tommy and her had large closets LOL!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 7:27pm.
Worshiping Xenu and his alien army is no more crazy than worshiping a God who ordered Noah to fill an ark with animals so he could flood the whole God damned earth. In short, all religions are bullshit, and revolve around money and mind control. Mind control and scare tactics = controlling a crowd of suckers who will throw dollars at evil spirits.
******************************
Wild Thing, I think I love you...;=)
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG, two funniest words I have ever read in MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE:
"Thetan, please."
Can't stop laughing. I love you Michael K!
Not much crazier than believing in a virgin birth and resurrection, although thinking you can give yourself superpowers is fucking wacko. The thing that scares me are the stories about them killing people who leave. He is clearly a scary lunatic but really great in Jerry Maguire lol.
____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
to reach a state of "clear", aka: to be thetan-free, which means all your worries, troubles, addictions, vices, and anything remotely negative in your life is in a state of "clear".
---------------------------------
Submitted by Starr07 on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 7:09pm.
What are the main points to this religion? Anyone know?
So Tommy can do all that and yet he can't get himself an Oscar? Okay.
Gold, Michael K. Pure gold!
He's fucked really he is so into this BS nothing will help him get out. He is turning into Jim Jones and we all know what happened to him. He is so far gone from his mental issues that he will fall with the ship.
Worshiping Xenu and his alien army is no more crazy than worshiping a God who ordered Noah to fill an ark with animals so he could flood the whole God damned earth. In short, all religions are bullshit, and revolve around money and mind control. Mind control and scare tactics = controlling a crowd of suckers who will throw dollars at evil spirits.
Guarantee when the good Beings from other planets make themselves known to all, it won't be Cruise making the fucking announcement.
Get over yourself.
.................................
Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:47pm.
I have to give credit to $cientologists for knowing how to talk for hours and hours about absolutely nothing.
_____________________________
I've seen those videos a few times over the last 6 or 7 years, and can't for the life of me figure out what they're trying to say.
Does this cult have a tagline? "Xenu suffered for your sins" or maybe "you'll spin happily ever after on top of Haley's Comet if you cough up all your chump change here on earth..."
What are the main points to this religion? Anyone know?
Mick...lmao!!
You have to look at this picture Lisbet459 posted earlier:
http://www.lermanet.com/scientology/tom-cruise-david-miscavige.jpg
Hahaha!!
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Anyone bragging about their superiority is not even close to being superior. Any spiritual path that requires money and or climbing levels, is not a spiritual path.
.................................
Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
That photo! LMAO!
"I'm a little tea-pot
Short and stout..."
================================================
"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
MK. You do it again. I had to keep my laughter contained here at work.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:39pm.
"If he has all this control, how come Katie was able to blind side him so completely? How come Swammi Tommy didn't know she was escaping!??"
=====
My vivid imagination, and total supposition is...remember that papped pic of them hand-holding in Iceland 2-3 weeks ago? I bet she was there lying through her teeth that she'd agree to a one year extension of the contract to help red carpet his new movies, etc. Then she flew home and nailed his ass with a divorce filing. I bet he *was* blindsided.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I think that's spot on. I thought at first he knew she wanted out but was under the assumption he had talked her out of it for the time being but now I know better.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Oh Tommy, take your umbrella and sashay away...
========================================
...the end
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:39pm.
"If he has all this control, how come Katie was able to blind side him so completely? How come Swammi Tommy didn't know she was escaping!??"
=====
My vivid imagination, and total supposition is...remember that papped pic of them hand-holding in Iceland 2-3 weeks ago? I bet she was there lying through her teeth that she'd agree to a one year extension of the contract to help red carpet his new movies, etc. Then she flew home and nailed his ass with a divorce filing. I bet he *was* blindsided.
I'm going to say something less critical than is my norm: I have always liked Tom in the handful of movies I've seen him in. I dont know... It must be good acting because I never got the gay vibe from him. He is intense and the normal mask is starting to crack giving way to the crazy... But in all honesty, he's a half a century old now and before it's really too late, I really hope his family can help him get de-brainwashed, pray for him and he gets the help he needs. He is truly a very lost soul mimicking normal as best as he can. He's also the type to commit suicide very suddenly. I would hate that no one even tried to help him. Some people can't be saved but I do hope someone tries.
The minute Tommygirl loses his money or fame, those famewhore moneygrubbers will kick his sorry ass to the curb before you can say "L. Ron was a snake oil salesman."
►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
"OTs are Scientology's elite — enlightened beings who are said to have total "control" over themselves..."
ask Oprah's couch whether that space cadet has total control over himself *eyeroll* 8-P
We love the way Tammy uses an umbrella to protect her facelifted skin and makeup from the harsh rays of the sun!
You GO Gurl!!!!
"What are you going to do - spank me?"
What a shit movie.
Who the hell would want his life? Powerful but will have to schedule for appointments to see his only biological daughter. Handsome but can't freely go pick up hot dudes to sow his wild oats. Filthy rich but is the extra 100 million going to get him anything new? If I were him, I'd have come out after making his first 100 million, used that money to travel in luxury for the rest of his life, and banged all the hot bodies he could find on each continent. Now that's a good life.
====================================
The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Yeah..you're a regular Kreskin there, TC! More like the Wizard of CO$, Asshat!
.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:50pm.
Thandie is gorgeous, Lucifer!
Yes!!!!!! I love her, she is one of my favourite beauties ever!
We earthlings must be so inferior according to $sychos, so why arent Co$s building their own planet, akaDark Star planet of pure evil.
"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"