The Gorgeous Barbi Twins And Ron Jeremy Almost Stopped A Crazed Killer
Over one year before psycho killer (qu'est que c'est!) Luka Rocco Magnotta was arrested in Berlin for killing and dismembering a Chinese exchange student, the Barbi Twins, Ron Jeremy and an American animal-rights group put together a sting operation to catch that crazy bitch for viciously torturing kittens on videos he posted to the internet. Somebody please memorize that sentence and pitch it to David Lynch, because that mess needs to be a movie.
The Globe and Mail says that the animal-loving Barbi Twins and the animal abuser hunters at Rescue Ink asked Ron Jeremy to catch Magnotta in a scheme I hope they called To Catch A Kitten Predator. Since Magnotta was a bottom shelf porn actor in Canada, the plan was for Ron Jeremy to lure him to Hollywood with promises of a role in a big-budget porn movie. Once Magnotta got to the set, the Barbi Twins would've teetered out on exquisite lucite heels, beat him with their justice-serving tits and then the dudes from Rescue Ink would've turned that evil kitten murderer over to the police. But since Ron Jeremy is all dick with zero balls, he backed out. In an interview last year, Ron explained it like this:
“That’s a little bit out of my league, don’t you think? It’s like an episode from some TV show. The [guy] comes to the set with lube in one hand and his schmeckle in the other thinking he has a job, and the cops tackle him to the ground. That’s good for the movies. That doesn’t work in real life. I told Sia [one half of the gorgeous Barbi Twins] I’m willing to do things and help, do public service announcements, or whatever it takes. But I’m not a law-enforcement agent. How do I catch somebody?”
Ron said that he was completely into the plan until Sia Barbi warned him that Magnotta might be capable of fucking up humans too (she was right). There were plans to set up a fake porn casting call to bring Magnotta in, but those plans were farted away after Ron said that he was too busy. Rescue Ink eventually abandoned all plans to catch that crazy even though they spent a long time gathering information on Magnotta to give to the police.
And that's your hourly dose of WHAT IN THE FUCK. The whole scheme is ridiculous, but I wish Ron Jeremy would've went through with it. It could've (but probably not) stopped Magnotta's reign of terror and my wish of waking up to the headline "The Barbi Twins Awarded Badges of Bravery By President Obama" would've come true.
And if the Barbi Twins still want to catch a kitten abuser, there's always Martha "Kitten Face Eater" Stewart....
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BTW-Canada has a CRAP load of serial killers, they just don't bother to investigate too deeply, so we always hear America has the most serial killers. But I'm starting to doubt it. There are some really fucking psycho killers in Canada.
40 women have gone missing on highway 16 and another 70- YES BITCH SEVENTY- in Manitoba and the police have barely investigated either case. (search highway of tears canada) A lot of the missing have been native women and there is some antagonism between the police and natives. Until last summer when a white girl who was working in the forests went missing, they hadn't really looked too far into the highway 16 thing and its been going on for maybe 30 years. The creepy pig farmers that slaughtered close to 50 women were doing that for twenty years. BUT it was native women and prostitutes going missing. It took the tribes a very long time to convince the police to investigate and then they didn't until a prostitute who was holed up with that psycho came forward and said that the dude was stringing women up and turning them into sausage.
Given what I said above...Luka probably thought he could slaughter as many people as he liked in Canada before the police even bothered to look at his facebook profile.
If this had gone through, there finally would have been a porn movie with a plot worth watching.
Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:31am.
i agree, im not violent either, but i hope magnotta gets the shit kicked out of him every day for the rest of his life in jail.
I hope & pray with all my heart that Magnotta gets beaten to within an inch of his life, for the rest of his life. I hope there are a bunch of animal lovers in prison that get this bastard and beat the f*cking crap out of him.
I don't consider myself a violent person but if I could get away with shooting that evil fuck I would do it! I am so fucking sick of animal abusers getting away with it. Luckily this psychopath got caught, but only after he killed a human.
Animals will never be completely safe while human beings like this sick fuck walk the earth.
And the Barbie twins have just gone up a whole lot in my estimation of them. At least they were willing to try something. You go gals!
ubmitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:09pm.
FUCK You are 100% right!!! LMAO
I said those words exactly as you suggested I would, Damn YOU DAMN YOU TO HELL *shakes fist at sky*
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Shit. Me too
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Lol! No shit eh.:D
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
remember the dude who who went at another porn star with a machete on set?
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Never heard that story but I want to see the movie. Since we all agree that RJ sucks let's hear everyone's favorite male porn star. I'm rather partial to Siffredi.
Aw, damn. I didn't see this until now. Mick Blue and Erik Everhard, yes. Manuel Ferrera, too. Rocco is alright, but he seems to want all ass all the time and I like to see the other stuff, too. I also like that guy Brian Surewood, but I know he's not working anymore. The one with the beard and bandana, but only for my pirate/wench fantasies.
tl;dr to all of this
I wonder if Ron Jeremy ever thinks, "Maybe if I had helped back then, it would have stopped a horrific murder". Probably not, he sounds like a useless sack of shit. All dick with zero balls indeed, perfect description MK.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
FUCK You are 100% right!!! LMAO
I said those words exactly as you suggested I would, Damn YOU DAMN YOU TO HELL *shakes fist at sky*
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Shit. Me too
So did the Barbi Twins get butt implants/injections long before there was Kim Kardashian?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:20pm.
In googling Karla's picture I ran across a pic of her dead sister.
WOW. How that was ruled accidental is beyond me.
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They just weren't looking for that shit and if Canada is anything like the Frontline piece I saw on coroners then god help us all. Have you seen that? Basically in the states you don't need ANY credentials to be a coroner, none, the guy that was responsible for Micheal Jordans Dad when they found him was a contractor or some shit, elected by the locals to be the coroner. If he found a body and said it was foul play your FUCKED or if he says no foul play because he doesn't have a clue then a killer walks . It was the most fucked up piece I've seen in a while! All sorts of bad cases. One doctor has been fired from 10 different places for sheer incompetence, charged (and undercover filmed ) being coached by prosecutors to get a conviction and he's STILL working in North CA or was at the time of the airing.
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Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
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FUCK You are 100% right!!! LMAO
I said those words exactly as you suggested I would, Damn YOU DAMN YOU TO HELL *shakes fist at sky*
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MUAHAHAHAHA! *bows*
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:05pm.
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Never heard that story but I want to see the movie. Since we all agree that RJ sucks let's hear everyone's favorite male porn star. I'm rather partial to Siffredi.
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I'm partial to Siffredi myself, although I sometimes find myself thinking "As a woman, I don't think I should be as into this guy as I am". If what Whamo said/read was true, then I must have been right about those vibes I get from him.
There's this other guy I've seen in a few clips--nice body, good-looking, British accent, bald head. He has a normal, non-porn-y sounding name, but damn if I can remember what it is. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?
In googling Karla's picture I ran across a pic of her dead sister.
WOW. How that was ruled accidental is beyond me.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:54pm.
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I do say out and about ALL the time as a matter of fact it's on my office voice mail..lol! no shit!
...well I got nothin now that I know I apparently talk just like a Canadian
Ron Jeremy, you dickless wonder. I mean, it doesn't sound THAT ridiculous to cooperate in the capture of a sadistic murderer. I mean, geez, Ron Jeremy, try to grasp the world at large,...outside your sleeze zone just a .... little.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
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Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
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Well *puts on linguist hat* it's the dipthong. Canadians pronounce the long O (A-BOW-OO-T), while Americans pronounce o-dipthongs as long A. Say "Sorry", Whamo. SAY IT! You said SORE-E. Americans will say a variation of SAR-E.
In short, you say a variation of aboot, you hoser, but I still love you.
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FUCK You are 100% right!!! LMAO
I said those words exactly as you suggested I would, Damn YOU DAMN YOU TO HELL *shakes fist at sky*
To my ear, Canadians say "oat and aboat".
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
Lol ! I do NOT say "oot and aboot". That must be an east coast thing
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HAHAHA, okay, eh!! I apologize for being a hoser.
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Hoser, lol it amazes me that that movie is 30 years old and Americans still use it to stereotype us.
We do say out and about but I have NEVER heard anyone say oot and aboot. Mind you I was in Atlanta at the beginning of the year and a person just looked at me and said you Canadian aren't you completely out of the blue and when I said how did you know she said the way you said about...lol no shit....but STILL we don't say aboot
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Well *puts on linguist hat* it's the dipthong. Canadians pronounce the long O (A-BOW-OO-T), while Americans pronounce o-dipthongs as long A. Say "Sorry", Whamo. SAY IT! You said SORE-E. Americans will say a variation of SAR-E.
In short, you say a variation of aboot, you hoser, but I still love you.
Whamo....I would have stayed in the car and listened too!
I think I literally read about them for five hours straight that night. Fascinating stuff.
TheHeckler...lmao! My dogs' Vet is from Canada and says 'oot' and 'aboot' when she talks. Love her; she is the nicest lady ever, but it is SO funny!! Lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
"Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a Canadian prison. Well, he'll be quietly eating his poutine for a couple of years, while watching Degrassi junior high reruns and then he'll be oot and aboot making babies with Homolka and living the dream in the Caribbean ;-)"
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Lol ! I do NOT say "oot and aboot". That must be an east coast thing
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HAHAHA, okay, eh!! I apologize for being a hoser.
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Hoser, lol it amazes me that that movie is 30 years old and Americans still use it to stereotype us.
We do say out and about but I have NEVER heard anyone say oot and aboot. Mind you I was in Atlanta at the beginning of the year and a person just looked at me and said you Canadian aren't you completely out of the blue and when I said how did you know she said the way you said about...lol no shit....but STILL we don't say aboot
Whamo, I wish I could have seen/heard that interview! Did a lot of reading about her when the whole lunatic ice pick thing happened. Her name would always come up when I did a search of Luka Magnotta. I didn't get through all of the comments, so not sure if it's been said that he claimed to have dated her. What a freakshow!
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Ya he would say anything for attention but he never even met her.
The interview was just with the person that tracked her down not with Karla herself, that will of course be in the book the Investigative reporter is writing. I could not get out of my car listening to it though. Say what you will Karla's case is fascinating albeit horrific but fascinating just the same.
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
"Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a Canadian prison. Well, he'll be quietly eating his poutine for a couple of years, while watching Degrassi junior high reruns and then he'll be oot and aboot making babies with Homolka and living the dream in the Caribbean ;-)"
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Lol ! I do NOT say "oot and aboot". That must be an east coast thing
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HAHAHA, okay, eh!! I apologize for being a hoser. Actually, you are right, I think it is a Newfie thing. :-D
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:50pm
I'm glad that conniving bitch knows she can never escape. What in God's name is she going to tell her kids when they find out
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It will always hang over her head. The person said she sat down and talked with Karla for a good hour and a half, She would not talk about the past but was basically trying to figure out the reporter found her, she was really interested in that because she was good at disappearing but not quite good enough. It took the reporter a long long time to find her.
She said he place was immaculately clean, the kids looked cute as buttons and from what she could see it seemed the family all cared for each other. The woman reporter was freaked out because of course she was well aware of what Karla was capable of yet saw no signs of that person. I would think Karla is long gone from that place now.
Submitted by youarestupid on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:41pm.
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Google "Issei Sagawa". That's a story that will really make you lose all faith in the justice system
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Bloody hell . . . *sigh*
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:58pm.
i did ;/ out of sheer curiosity. i couldn't believe i lasted from beginning to end. it takes a lot of nerve to watch twisted shit like that.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
________________Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:02pm.
Did Karla change her name or her looks?
How do you lead a normal life after that?
I heard her and Casey Anthony go and get mani/pedis together. BFF'S for Life!____________________
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Whamo, I wish I could have seen/heard that interview! Did a lot of reading about her when the whole lunatic ice pick thing happened. Her name would always come up when I did a search of Luka Magnotta. I didn't get through all of the comments, so not sure if it's been said that he claimed to have dated her. What a freakshow!
www.poopreport.com :)
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The Barbi twins would have special bras equipped with cans of aqua net and when Ron gave them the signal, they would bust in, rip their shirts off and shoot hair spray from their tits just like that retarded Katy Perry video.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 3:12pm.
I still want to know what the Barbi twins were going to do with Luka Magnotta. A citizen's arrest? Drop a net on him like they do in cartoons?
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Yes, and he woulda got away with it too if it hadn't been for those pesky twins and that meddling porn star.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I still want to know what the Barbi twins were going to do with Luka Magnotta. A citizen's arrest? Drop a net on him like they do in cartoons?
OMG. Just did some google image searches (wanted to see what Karla looks like now) and Luka is popping up in the searches, I cannot believe how much he looks like Karla's ex husband Paul. WOW.
Did Karla change her name or her looks?
How do you lead a normal life after that?
Submitted by cake coke and JACK'S cock on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
Au Contraire Mon Chéri... not the sickest AT ALL. lol at porn brings us together... (hold my hand)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:50pm
I'm glad that conniving bitch knows she can never escape. What in God's name is she going to tell her kids when they find out?
I can't read Anne Perry's books because she's a murderer.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
"Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a Canadian prison. Well, he'll be quietly eating his poutine for a couple of years, while watching Degrassi junior high reruns and then he'll be oot and aboot making babies with Homolka and living the dream in the Caribbean ;-)"
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Lol ! I do NOT say "oot and aboot". That must be an east coast thing
Monsieur Jack, the true beauty of pornography is getting to see people do shit that your morals and umm flexibility would never allow you to.
Not a fan of gaping. But I can appreciate a thoroughly pinched nose during a bj. To each his own. I haven't been on the D in a while and suddenly I'm the sickest ho here. Porn brings people together.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:42pm.
Tru TV has something about Karla "The Ken and Barbie Killers". I only got to see the last 15 min and I was unaware that the cops believes she was forced to commit the crimes because of her controlling/violent husband and struck her 12 yr sentence rather quickly to testify against him. Then weeks later the video tapes of the crimes surfaced showing her a compliant participant in those crimes and SHE raped her sister. But since the deal was already done and sealed they (the cops/judge) could do nothing about it.
She's now free and a mother. SCARY!
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Yes in Canada it's know as "the deal with the devil" I was listening to a reporter interviewed on the CBC about a week or so ago that tracked her down to some little Caribbean Island in the spring. I was really cool, no-one has seen her in five years and this reporter said when she went to the building on this little island where she lives she looked on the front door and Karla was doing the dishes, she said Karla turned and when they locked eyes Karla KNEW she was there for her. I was a rally cool interview, I stayed in my call till it was over lol!
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:41pm.
Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a Canadian prison. Well, he'll be quietly eating his poutine for a couple of years, while watching Degrassi junior high reruns and then he'll be oot and aboot making babies with Homolka and living the dream in the Caribbean ;-)
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Google "Issei Sagawa". That's a story that will really make you lose all faith in the justice system
Tru TV has something about Karla "The Ken and Barbie Killers". I only got to see the last 15 min and I was unaware that the cops believes she was forced to commit the crimes because of her controlling/violent husband and struck her 12 yr sentence rather quickly to testify against him. Then weeks later the video tapes of the crimes surfaced showing her a compliant participant in those crimes and SHE raped her sister. But since the deal was already done and sealed they (the cops/judge) could do nothing about it.
She's now free and a mother. SCARY!
Submitted by cake coke and MY cock on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:33pm.
DON'T JUDGE lol *gapes everything*
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Ok, I'm gonna need pictures of this!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:46pm.
Luka is the worst attention whore ever (and that's saying a lot considering most celebs are attention whores) . . . and now that he has a picture on dlisted, he's going to be ecstatic and bragging to all the other inmates.
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He ain't talking to ANY inmates you can be sure of that, this guy would last about a minute in Gen Pop before someone shanked him. He will be like Paul Bernardo, his contact will be limited to the guard that takes him out of his cell for the one hour a day. They don't even let guys like this pass each other in the hall even if both people are shackled
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Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a Canadian prison. Well, he'll be quietly eating his poutine for a couple of years, while watching Degrassi junior high reruns and then he'll be oot and aboot making babies with Homolka and living the dream in the Caribbean ;-)
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:13pm
Not my Rocco! But I did watch a scene the other day (while browsing for charities to donate to) where he mashed a banana all over and in a ho.
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LOL! there's some strange shit out there and that's really nothin, kinda funny actually, I'm sure she shot it all out maybe even in slow mo?
I m all about gory stuff when it comes to reading about it, but I am way too soft for watching it. Visuals of nasty stuff stay with me for years to come (like the pile of diarrhea I had to scrape of the floor the other day at the nursing home) , so I let my mind produce the "lamer" version of it and move on. Prefer a horror book over movie any day.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:32pm.
loopy -
It's been WEEKS since I saw it
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Mine was Porsche girl, as soon as the site came up I went to "My name is Luke, I mailed you from the second floor" and it all came back to me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:26pm.
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DON'T JUDGE lol *gapes everything*
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:26pm.
I can't even watch porn when a woman gapes her asshole open lol
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Pussy lol!
loopy - maybe it's because I am a horror movie freak and love true crime I can block the reality of what I witnessed? IDK. It's been WEEKS since I saw it and I'd finally stopped seeing images from it until that fucking song came on the radio and BAM!My brain clicked play on that video. I started smacking at the stereo buttons to change the station and BH looked at me like I'd just finally lost my fucking mind.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:46pm.
Luka is the worst attention whore ever (and that's saying a lot considering most celebs are attention whores) . . . and now that he has a picture on dlisted, he's going to be ecstatic and bragging to all the other inmates.
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He ain't talking to ANY inmates you can be sure of that, this guy would last about a minute in Gen Pop before someone shanked him. He will be like Paul Bernardo, his contact will be limited to the guard that takes him out of his cell for the one hour a day. They don't even let guys like this pass each other in the hall even if both people are shackled
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:26pm.
thats why they bleach their asshole, so it looks pinkish and more attractive for you.