Omarosa Saves Lives!
You can dissect Omarosa's side-eye all you want, but I'm going to get into Michael Clarke Duncan's snow cone titties instead. Sadly, Michael Clarke Duncan's snow cone titties almost rode on an ice cold cloud to heaven this morning after he went into cardiac arrest at his house in L.A.
According to TMZ, 54-year-old Michael Clarke Duncan's heart started freaking out just before 2 this morning. Not only did I learn today that when the Virgin Mary shows herself on a tree in West New York, she sort of looks like a wooden vulva, but I also learned that Omarosa has been wet humping on Michael Clarke Duncan for years. I did not know this. And when the world almost lost MCD this morning, Omarosa saved him. Omarosa is usually trying to verbally kill hos with the cuntiness that comes out of her mouth, but today she used her mouth to save a life. Omarosa resuscitated MCD by giving him CPR. MCD was shuffled off to the hospital and he's now in stable condition.
See! Omarosa is good for something besides burning the lace front on Wendy Williams' wig, chapping the nerves of Piers Morgan and proudly representing ice cold, fame whoring bitches everywhere.
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Saw that clip with Wendy Williams. She's a fake mean bitch, the kind who turns it on when others are looking but wouldn't do pull that shit one on one. Bitch please.
MCD, I bet she stresses you out...
Alamosa was, is, and always will be a self-absorbed nobody.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Omarosa??
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
She will come to collect her dues, MCD...watch your back.
side note...MCD is 54!? homeboy looks damn fine.
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It's PHELPS time!
MCD is a hot piece of man meat and he can shake the gentle of his giant self around me. Do it rough, big daddy.
Omarosa also has a baby with him.
He is a good actor and deserved that Oscar for "The Green Mile".
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Two breaths per 30 compressions and you're golden....hopefully.....
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:39pm.
I adore this guy. And ditto on the Ricky Bobby thing! Holy shit, that was funny.
He should have won the Oscar for The Green Mile. GAWD, I've never cried so hard at a movie in my life.
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Took the words right outta my mouth, Hotmami. He was great in The Green Mile. And IRL he's got that same gentle giant aura.
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I adore this guy. And ditto on the Ricky Bobby thing! Holy shit, that was funny.
He should have won the Oscar for The Green Mile. GAWD, I've never cried so hard at a movie in my life.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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who cares about 'The Green Mile', my first thought about MCD was "don't you put that evil on me ricky bobby"
Nasty arrogant troll turd, Omarosa sounds like Odorosa!
I'm glad that he's okay.
(973) Jersey Strong
wait, let's talk about the real issue here - how snowpiece stole ewe's avvie!
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God don't like ugly.
I get Omarosa was on a reality show and was a bitch.. Fine. However, where do you folks get off minimizing her life and basing all of your judgments of a person based on a hyped up show that paid people like omarosa to behave just the way she did.
Omarosa said it herself... They encourage you to create drama. Without Omaraosa, I would have never watched another episode of the Apprentice. Think about it, apart from Omarosa, Gary Busy, Meatloaf and Latoya Jackson, how many people do you actually remember from that show that has been on for years?
And where have you guys been, I knew she's been dating him for a while. He bragged on Leno I think about how she cooks for him and how great she was. YOU GUYS SEE THE ACTRESS, MCD SEES THE REAL OMAROSA! Let's not act like we know her..
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:24pm.
I would rather die than owe her my life.
lol!
Even if the CPR hadn't worked, she could berate him back into life.
Submitted by Sweetas :
Jacko I remember! Mostly the pic of midget with you. :) And I got CPR certified...in 6th grade. Guess I should take a refresher course so I don't push on someone's face, then blow on their chest.
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Hahahahahaha Sweetas! And Jack, I didn't know that about you either. Glad you're still here! It's definitely noticable when you're not around being snarky. :)
OT: Glad MCD is doing okay; I love his big laugh.
I would rather die than owe her my life.
wow congrats jack, I had no idea either *blink blink*
Wow, after watching those clips, I never realized how ignorant she is. Leave it to her to make out to be the hero. I'm glad MCD was saved.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
The thought that she's probably a bitch to MCD makes me sad :( but, she did save his life, so now it's just confusing.
Good on her and the docs for keeping MCD and Jack around!
....she kinda looks good in this pic....???
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Jacko I remember! Mostly the pic of midget with you. :) And I got CPR certified...in 6th grade. Guess I should take a refresher course so I don't push on someone's face, then blow on their chest.
I know CPR... for men, you call over a woman that knows CPR... for women, you first remove all of their clothes, including bra, that thing puts a HUGE strain on the ticker.
anno - glad you're okay!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Well, happy anniversary Jack! I warned you, too much sexin' at your age can be hazardous... :P
Jacko! You know you nearly damn gave her a fucking heart attack too!
Glad you're still here with us hillbilly. ♥
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:08pm.
I should take a CPR class.
Word. I've been meaning to do that for like... 6 years.
LOL jack ♥
I know CPR but they don't do the refresher course often enuf (I do it thru work) It's been like 2 years and I doubt I even remember what to do.
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Lu32Cy - it's all good... I'm not going anywhere... God doesn't want me and the devil is scared of me. :P
SNOWY - No, LOLOLLLL!! Don't make fun of her for being concerned! but lol at prayer circles....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Glad you're OK Jacko! Went to the ER almost a year ago myself - got a little overnight stay. Never did find out what it was, but it was NOT my heart.
good luck MissAnnThrope.
That reminds me...I should take a CPR class.
guest - YES! I am now less half the chicken on my salad than I started out with. And she is STIIIIIIIIIIILL whining.
ME...are ya givin her a bite?
Jack, LOL were that "friends" initials L.R. by anychance? NEVER FORGET THE PRAYER CIRCLES!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:01pm.
heart attack.
Homeboy say wat? :O
I never knew about this - glad you're alright.
I need Omarosa to stay away from him. I don't trust that bitch.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Get better MCD!
OT - I've got the big bitch here with me at work, so I can keep an eye on her. She's a begging BITCH. She is not letting me eat my lunch peacefully. :/
LOL @ that 2.5 men epi!!!
Thanks, Janey... me too! ♥♥♥
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
anno - heart attack.
guest > thank you!! she never left my side.
ON TOPIC - he played a great role on Two and a Half Men! said his ex wife nicknamed his penis MR ROUNDTREE (lol - meaning "shaft" but I'm sure it's as big as a fucking tree)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:58pm.
Wow, it's been a year? That's crazy. Glad you are here though. *hugs*.
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Snowy - no shit right??? A friend of mine wrote it on her calendar (for some fucked up reason) and reminded me yesterday to never text her pictures of me in a hospital bed with tubes and wires and shit attached to me saying "Hi" hahahahahaaaa
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@ Jack - what was wrong with your heart? I mean beside it being cold & black ;-)
Jack...well that was a quick year! Those pics of your little girl in the hospital bed are soooooo precious.
Jacko!?!?!? WTF!?!?!? NO WAY HAS IT BEEN A YEAR!?!?! I hate getting old, time fucking FLIES!
anwway, XOXOXOXO glad you're still with us ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
It's like a reverse Green Mile.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:47pm.
Well, would it kill you to pick up a book?? *giggling* Sorry MissAn, and hope you guys can stay put.
OT Aw MCD, get well soon. I can't believe 1) Omarosa is humping on him or 2) she didn't just sit there and laugh maniacally. Unexpected all the way around.
He really does seem like a nice guy doesn't he. Compared to the cuntiness that's happens on most of these shows now a days Omaro's brand of cunt sticking doesn't seem that bad anymore.
Love this guy...
and yesterday marked the one year anniversary of my ambulance ride to the hospital for my faulty ticker... MCD - the trick to getting better is having your girlfriends alternate sneaking you food in to the hospital... FACT!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Wow. I stand corrected. I guess there was a reason to her being born.