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The Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2 character posters are so hilariously awful that they look like they were used to wipe up Photoshop's ass - The Berry
No Doubt has a new song and it sort of sounds like something you'd hear from a ska band in Fraggle Rock - Lainey Gossip
Rebecca Duvall from Smash had a baby - Celebitchy
Sarah Silverman makes some Republican billionaire and offer he shouldn't refuse - Towleroad
I pity the child who has to say the words: Auntie Noah - The Superficial
Madge's 53-year-old nipple came out to play again in Paris - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Elle Macpherson's still got it - Hollywood Tuna
Beyonce reads some letter she wrote to Michelle Obama and I didn't hear a word she said since I was too busy wondering why her right eyebrow is trying to touch the sky - Just Jared
Maria Menounos' ass is all up in your face - IDLYITW
George Clooney is cheating on Brad Pitt with Channing Tatum - Popsugar
Russell Brand has officially been given the thumbs up to move on to his next wife - ICYDK
I wish the other Hough was wearing that bikini instead. "You and me both, bitch, you and me both..." - Ryan Gaycrest - Popoholic
How is Sex House not a real reality show? - OMG Blog
Cassie learned the hard way that you should always check the expiration date on a pair of nuts before you swallow - Crunk + Disorderly
This is some Little House on the Prairie meets The Neverending Story shit and it's not a good look - Hollywood Rag
More like 20 Drunk as Fuck Dogs - Cityrag
Charlie Sheen tweeted during sex - I'm Not Obsessed
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Wait- Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran is in Breaking Hymens? Color me confused.
Submitted by ditquoi : "so some ho is riding Charlie Sheen and he's tweeting in the middle of it? That can't be good for her self esteem. :("
Her self-esteem must be pretty bad if she's with Charlie Sheen in the first place. Ick.
so some ho is riding Charlie Sheen and he's tweeting in the middle of it? That can't be good for her self esteem. :(
Mel-Tang - good! Now lets be BFFs and form an army against Lucifer-Sam.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas
That's not Tyra - but could you imagine though?
I know... but what fun it would be with her and her ego in the movie!
i'm really beginning to hate beyonce.
Well I would do Sofia Vergara and Adele in a hearbeat....so I guess I am gay!!!! Thanks for outing me sucky! ;) <3
www.poopreport.com :)
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P.S. Bigorexia....don't worry about writing something that has already been posted. We don't always have the time to go through every single post. I do it too. :)
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 9:30am.
Lol Bigorexia!
I'm not gay,
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not possible
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lol Bigorexia!
I'm not gay, but I AM an insufferable queen. ;)
And I agree...if Blue Ivy got her Dad's looks...then, well, poor thing!! Haha
www.poopreport.com :)
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1. I am not a troll. I don't think Blue Ivy is a pretty baby. That is just my opinion. I think she looks just like Jay Z.
2. I know Michael K is gay. Duh. So am I, and it's OK for gays to look down on other gays. At least the insufferable queens. ;)
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:36pm.
That's not Tyra - but could you imagine though?
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
DLISTERS ATTENTION PLEASE
This is a gay man's web site.
IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOWLES!
And someone should take their big finger outta froat.
:-)
FTR Blue Ivy Carter is NOT 'fuck ugly'. Just saying n'importe quoi you silly troll. You are a lazy n'importe qui! Can't you work at your remarks just a little? Blue Ivy will simply never be ugly. Snark must not be your thing. The end.
Lucifer-Sam - are you a gay guy or a woman? You are always such a bitch so I am guessing the former of the two. Haha.
Ever heard of the Black Eyed Kids?
Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:05am.
Am I the only one seeing the singer Robyn here?
Yeah, just you, snowflake.
And the 20 other Dlisters who already pointed it out before you.
That twilight person looks like Melissa Joan Hart or Pauly Shore.
i like the new no doubt song. quite catchy.
as for twatlight... i honestly thought that mess was over. how come there's another part coming out? but then i've never seen any of those movies, so whatever, it doesn't bother me
Blue Ivy is most definitely Jay Z's daughter. That baby is fuck-ugly, just like Daddy.
I live in spain and one time i was in this crazy conversation about beyonce and mariah carey being spies for the us gov when they went and performed at bday parties for ghaddafi sons and also sadamms son before both their countries were invaded! It would explain alot about beyonces career and why she is around the president...i just cant with her anymore.that whole fake ivy birth did it for me! That is not jay z kid!! Have you seen jay zs mother??? Ok...go look at all the photos you can of his family and then tell me that is really jay zs daughter!? No fucking way! These people are so lame!
Clooney is the biggest liar and alco! They all look so uncomfortable in those lake cuomo pictures. He gay!
Am I the only one seeing the singer Robyn here?
Violet....lmao! It does look like an evil elf. Haha
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It seems that everyone on the Twilight posters look better IRL. The ones I've seen, at least, look fug as hell.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl formerly known as Nightowl!
How does a fug mess like that get movie roles?
OMGMK,
I thought it was Walter Mercado, so DON'T DISS.
Love, DD
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Couple of drunk Corgis In the mix of puppehs!
Dear Madonna,
Put it away.
'k, thanks.
xx The World.
he looks more evil elf than vampire. I'm suddenly craving some Keebler cookies.
elmo, seriously! Like she'll get big movie parts after this shitfest is over.
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:57pm.
Is that a kid in the poster? How did they make his face look like Anthony Hopkins', topped with a blond wig?
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I don't know the actor's name, but he's been on Law & Order a couple of times. He just has that unusual kind of face.
I can't wait till this Twatlight shit is over with and all those hoes in it disappear. Especially Ashley Green. I can't stand her ass. She has like two lines in these movies, yet she acts like she's the second coming of Meryl Streep. Bitch have a seat. Matter of fact have two.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:01am.
Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:49pm.
I blame Anne Rice.
Me too. Vampires were once formidable and fearsome literary villains, and now thanks to her bullshit they've evolved into fucking glittery teenagers with iPods. Disgusting.
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And they WAIT to get married to feeble mortals to have SEX. Isn't a vampire supposed to be sensual and erotic, not lame and Mormon?
I am listening to the No Doubt song now, and I like it.
I love Gwen though.
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
There is nothing remotely interesting about this Twilight shit. From the acting, to the characters to the wardrobe.. everything is plain and fugly. Nothing pops up, there is nothing attractive.
That "vampire" look cheaper than a B-movie character.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
@kbug
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIE! *wide grin*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Omg. Just omg at that poster. Wtf?
Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:49pm.
I blame Anne Rice.
Me too. Vampires were once formidable and fearsome literary villains, and now thanks to her bullshit they've evolved into fucking glittery teenagers with iPods. Disgusting.
In a last ditch attempt to appear young and relevant, Rupert Everett goes blonde for this Twilight role.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
that photo is too creepy.
Is that a kid in the poster? How did they make his face look like Anthony Hopkins', topped with a blond wig?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Madge--stop flashing your granny boob you stupid whore. Can you for once think of someone other than yourself? You have kids that can view this shit you moronic cunt. Really? Are you THAT desperate for attention and relevance?
This is one of the gayest vampires I've ever seen. I blame Anne Rice. Even War-hole's Dracula was less pussified.
Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:19pm.
Clooney's Lake Como soirées are merely his stab at recreating Alice B. Toklas' and Gertrude Stein's salon.
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Thank you for accurately summing up Boring George. His life really does seem so contrived. And yes, he is much more like Toklas and Stein then he ever will be like Hemingway.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:17pm.
Christ on an English muffin if Nick Rhodes and Kelly Osbourne didn't spawn.
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Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner!
Twatlight poster #17-- didn't know Tyra Banks was in this shitfest...
As if I needed another excuse not to watch.
Looks like someone forgot to buy the Photoshop license and they had to make do with some lowly trial version.
Christ on an English muffin if Nick Rhodes and Kelly Osbourne didn't spawn.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Is this pic supposed to be Jeoffry after he's turned into an Other?
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