Tom Hardy Finally Pruned His Beard And Other Tricks From The Dark Knight Rises Premiere

The Dark Knight Rises (aka Batman Takes A Viagra) premiere went down in NYC last night and cam whore turned action star Tom Hardy came out with his piece Charlotte Riley and a freshly manicured and groomed beard. Tom Hardy's beard used to look like it was harvested on (NSFW) Demi Moore's pussy, so thankfully he cut that shit on Christian Bale's razor sharp cheek bones. Don't get me wrong, I love a bushy face shrub that can exfoliate your thighs while polishing your labias, but his newly pruned beard really makes them dick sucking lips pop. Those lips are so luscious that he can practically give you a quick beej just by puckering at you from across the room.

So Christian Bale was also there last night, DUH, with his wife Sandra and so was Anne Hathaway. Let's stop at Anne for a second. Anne's Sandy Duncan ass haircut sometimes looks good and other times, like this time, it makes her look like Cesar Romero in a touring production of Peter Pan. Moving on... Also there was Marion Cotillard (as a swollen eyed swan... beware of orange eyeshadow), Cillian Murphy, the hottest bitch on the carpet Gary Oldman with his wife Alexandra, Morgan Freeman and Joseph Gordon-Levitt who recently offended pretty women by saying that pretty women aren't funny. JGL needs to get an eyeball transplant, because there's a million women who are both pretty and funny. I mean, what about the most beautiful and funniest woman on the planet Carrot Top? The audacity of some bitches.

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Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:43am.

Glad I am also not alone on the Anne thing. I'm under the moon about her.. I've seen enough of her to last a lifetime. If she could take Amanda Seyfried and Emma stone with her I'd be forever greatful.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:06pm.

Oh, sweet sperm, what happened to Ann Hathaway? She's bad enough to look at but even more tragic next to the eternally beautiful Marion Cotillard. Even with orange eyeshadow, the woman is pure beauty.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:53pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:17pm.
Whew. As someone who also has outsized features for the size of their face, Anne has paved the way for me to continue to enjoy the pixie on others who can pull it off and never get one myself.

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although I still wish I could, and admire the fact that many who can't still have the nerve to do so.

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Submitted by soulks on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:57pm.

I don't like the Batman movies, but I LIKE Oldman, Bale, Hardy, and JosephGL.

Anne looks like a Qtip/stupid.
Hardy-snagglepuss?

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:10pm.

Am I the only one who thinks that Cillian looks like a serial killer and Hathaway is pure fug on a stick?

Submitted by Cara on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:16pm.

Marion Cotillard is so pretty.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:08pm.

Hathaway looks absolutely terrible. I can't stop looking at her pictures.

Gary Oldman was so awesome as Beethoven in "Immortal Beloved."
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Submitted by megank on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:33pm.

I love all these people except Anne. I would like to be with Christian Bale, even though his mole creeps me out. He is just so yummy. He's aged with his weight loss and gain, but whatever. I love Gary Oldman because he is amazing and for a mid-50 year old, he is still a cutie. Even if Morgan Freeman has stupid rants about politics, I love him as an actor. I love Marion Cotilliard (sp). So far the trailer for this movie hasn't really excited me, but I'm still excited to see it.

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:11pm.

Gotta love the desperation smile on Hardy's piece. She's been engaged for almost three years, has no career, no tits, and is identical to his last fuck-piece. She better get pregnant soon.

Marion Cotillard makes gorgeous look so easy. I want to lick her face.

Can Hathaway come out the closet already? If she flew around in that dress she'd look like Angel Gabriel in that Keanu Reeves movie.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:05pm.

DAMN Bale and Oldman can get it at any age. And I hate to admit that since Bale seems like such a prick.

Recently saw some movie with Hardy where he goes nude and he's "small in the game". I know, I know. But add to it that he looks like he hasn't bathed in a year and just no. Not ever.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:47pm.

Whew. As someone who also has outsized features for the size of their face, Anne has paved the way for me to continue to enjoy the pixie on others who can pull it off and never get one myself.

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Submitted by C6 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:28pm.

Love forever to Oldman, he rocked in "The Professional" and Stoker's "Dracula".

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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:40pm.

Christian's wife goes by Sibi. Pronounced CB, ironic.

Glad to see Cillian there, really hope he is in the movie.

No one wondered why Michael Caine was absent?

TDKR will go down as the greatest action film ever made. Also the only one actually on 'FILM'.

If it's not your 'cup of tea' and you don't agree, you can always go see the latest disney flick.

Submitted by doncorleone on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:01pm.

Thank fucking God some other people besides me can't stand Anne Hathaway - I just don't get it, she is about as sexy as a used tampon. When she was cast for the new Dark Knight movie, I swear I seriously thought she was going to play Joker's sister or some shit like that. HOMELY AND OVERRATED

Gary Oldman, you are the most fucking sexiest man ever to walk the earth. Get rid of your wife and call me.

Submitted by C6 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:58pm.

Heard nothing but positive things about DK, can't fking wait to see it. That dress does nothing for Anne's ass. Love forever to Oldman, he rocked in "The Professional" and Stoker's "Dracula"; that dude that plays the psychiatrist bad guy has beautiful eyes; Bales can break in and have his way with me whenever he wants; Cotillard looks beautiful as usual; don't really care much for Hardy but will probably crush on him after the film. Can't wait to see this thing.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:30pm.

Dear Cillian Murphy,

I get the eyes. I get the thinness. But please, for the sake of my sanity and the dignity of Ireland, please please please let the hair be for a role.

Lisbet.

Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:24pm.

Anne's mouth looks like it may unhinge so that she could swallow someone whole. Scary! The haircut is very unflattering & I hope she grows it out. Her features are so strong that she needs something to soften them & that makeup/hair combo is NOT doing it.

Cillian used to be hot -- now he looks wrecked! Bad hair, soul-less eyes (which used to be one of his more interesting features).

Tom Hardy = meh.

I heart Marion.

That is all.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:23pm.

The bisexual *cough cough* Tom Hardy is scrumptious and dirty looking. I like it.

Cillian Murphy is a hot bitch.

Anne Hathaway - Can't stand this girl. She gives me unreasonable feelings of hatred, especially with that pixie haircut. I wish Ricki Lake was still here to sum it up in that poetic serial killer way of his.

Marion Cotillard - Pretty but so boring. Why are we supposed to love this girl? I don't.

JGL - Incredibly popular and I don't why. Seems like a catty closet case to me.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:46pm.

Even Christian Bale is fighting the hot.
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And winning.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:16pm.

JGL!!!!!!!!!! *SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*

This Tom Hardy doesn't do it for me. Even Christian Bale is fighting the hot. WTH.

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Submitted by WickedSwitch on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:14pm.

Normally I like Cillian, but these photos are not flattering at all.

He looks like he's on the Angelina Jolie diet :(

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:19pm.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:30pm.

Marion Cotillard's shoes. WHY do these bitches always put on shoes where their toes hang over the front?!?!? Dunno why but that totally grosses me out!

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^^^because like most women they think their feet are smaller than they actually are
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Actually, I suspect that they have very little control over what they wear. Their stylists might get it wrong. Or the designers might not deign to go up to a size that a tall woman could realistically wear.

Or there might be confusion over the sizes (ever tried converting from US to Euro to UK sizes?). Or the actresses might have wider feet than high end designers tend to cater for (which seems to be at least part of the problem for Cotillard.) They might have found that the only way to fit those gorgeous details around her ankles was to go a size smaller.

There could be a number of reasons. I think she looks very pretty, aside from the tiny details of her shoes and the not so tiny detail of her eye makeup.

ETA: Actually, I think that it's because she had to go half a size smaller to get those details around her ankles. Now, you might tell her to pick another pair, but I think the shoes are gorgeous. *shrugs*

Submitted by WickedSwitch on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:11pm.

Whaaaaat is Anne Hathaway wearing ?!!?

whaaaaa!!!

Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:00pm.

That snaggle-tooth kills me.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:00pm.

Marion Cotillard's shoes. WHY do these bitches always put on shoes where their toes hang over the front?!?!? Dunno why but that totally grosses me out!

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^^^because like most women they think their feet are smaller than they actually are

Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:59am.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:23pm.
Why do pale-ass white people insist on wearing red/pink/orange eyeshadow? It makes you look like you've been crying. Not a good look.

doesn't look good on dark ass Black people either, or anything in between.

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:55am.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:21pm.
Anne Hathaway = No.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:53am.

Why do pale-ass white people insist on wearing red/pink/orange eyeshadow? It makes you look like you've been crying. Not a good look.

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:53am.

Unlike Cillian Murphy, Hathaway is not an elf and so the haircut doesn't work for her.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:51am.

Anne Hathaway = No.

Submitted by Rockwell on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:50am.

RE:Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:03am.
I know Anne Hathaway buzzed her hair for a role and so that is why she has a pixie cut... and while I LOVE a pixie cut and think a lot of women can look really good with it, her facial features are way too overwhelming for such a severe haircut. That's why this shit looks good on like, Ginnifer Goodwin and Michelle Williams, because they have pretty, dainty facial features. Her eyes and lips are too big for this haircut. I hope she doesn't keep it (she's talked about how much she 'loves' it.)

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Well said, Janice Second. With so many celebs wearing mangy extensions that all look the same, it's a breath of fresh air when a female in the limelight rocks a short haircut. HOWEVER, this Anne Hathaway trick is not one of 'em. She looks awful; the lack of hair framing her face just accentuates her gangly and overbearing face. She lacks the delicate features that complement a short cut. Hell, she lacks the features that complement ANY cut now that I think about it. She has a face made for radio - ha! I'm sure she fancies herself an ingenue and the second coming of Audrey Hepburn or some shit.

Oh, and bug-eyed people like her freak me out...it's like they are looking into your soul.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:38am.

Wow. I finally understand why people say Anne Hathaway is ugly:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/46656/images/wenn3992908.jpg

Submitted by IsoldeMae on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:35am.

I used to have a thing for Cillian. JGL is the one I would

Submitted by pixxxie on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:34am.

I'm sorry but I just can't with Anne Hathaway. Please go away.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:38am.

I'm sure I'm just repeating what someone else has said in these comments, what what is UP with the picture of Hardy and his fiance. I hate the ostentatious adoring staring on the red carpet.

Didn't he say he was unbelievably needy? Is this part of keeping him happy?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:32am.

Who do I get the feeling that this movie is going to suck hard?

Batman Begins wasn't that great, and around 75% of what was great about The Dark Knight was Heath Ledger's Joker. I've been completely uninterested in the trailers I've seen, and I think Anne and Tom Hardy were bad casting choices.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:30am.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:53pm.
I am the only one who noticed that Bale has a lisp.

It's not a lisp - he's just British.

Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:30am.

The only one I'd fuck here is Gary Oldman.

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:29am.

i hope movie has subtitles cause i cant understand one damn word bale ever says.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:29am.

I like that haircut on Anne. Really brings out her fug.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27am.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:53pm.

Whamo, I feel I am the only one who noticed that Bale has a lisp. Nothing wrong with that, however, for a character where all the action is based around his mouth because the rest of the face is hidden?? Really ruined my damn concentration!
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I have seriously never noticed this lisp that people keep bringing up. As far as I can tell, the whole point of Batman's voice is this low snarl. It doesn't sound like a lisp.

Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:26am.

Anne Hathaway ... cute as a young girl but just skinny, awkward and ungainly as an adult. Maybe her old hair should be cast in roles since that was apparently what made her passable.
Less Hair = More Ugly.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:23am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:43am.

That Tom dude is flat out one ugly mother fucker.
Anne looks like an ugly Liza Minnelli, Cillian does indeed need his hair cut and looks like he's been on a three month coke bender (cheeks and eye bags always give it away) I like Christian as an actor fucking HATE his Batman voice to the point I'll watch this on DVD only and fall asleep like I have every single batman I've ever watched..seriously I have never seen a Batman for the first time without falling asleep..no shit not one! Levitt who I think is a brilliant actor is going to be bald in 5 years (he's hiding it well but I know what's going on there brother!
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:21am.

Every time i look at anne hathaway all i see is that bad fuck scene with her and jake g. Fucking eww!

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:23pm.

YES!

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:53am.

I'm also getting a Jesse James vibe from his look. (The nazi dude who was married to Sandra Bullock, not the outlaw)

Submitted by Lily85 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:49am.

Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:15pm.

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That's just code for GAY. Don't take it personal honey!

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LOL. You're right, Paquita.
Now the blind item involving him and Michael Pitt makes a lot of sense to me.

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