Here Comes The "Kristen Stewart Got Some Titty Sacks Installed" Rumor
"You give me the sads, micro titties" is apparently what Kristen Stewart said to her chest right before a plastic surgeon shoved a pair of Ziploc bags full of titty gel up in there. That's what Star (via Hollywood Life) is saying anyway. The highest-paid lip biter in Hollywood ("That line gives me the sads." - all of us) showed up to Comic-Con in San Diego with her chichis looking as swole as my nerves when I watch her try to act. Star asked plastic surgeons Dr. Matthew Schulman and Dr. Anthony Youn to put up their magnifying glasses to the pictures of KSTew's Twititties and they both declared that her chichis grew with some help from silicone:
“Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” New York City-based plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman says.
“While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
The best quote comes from one of KStew's "friends" who said this: "Her small chest has been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”
So that's the real reason why KStew always looks like someone ate asparagus before pissing into her favorite water bong. Here I was thinking that KStew's emotions were permanently set to Emo, because she's just naturally a miserable bitch. But nope, her small titties made her sad. Makes sense.
Please. KStew is the last bitch who'd get her titties done and she's probably the last person who would put on a push-up bra. Thinking of KStew slipping on a push-up bra is like seeing your butch lesbian P.E. teacher wearing a pencil skirt on teacher-parent conference day. It's unnatural on all levels. So there's only one explanation for why KStew's chichis look slightly plumper than usual. The marketing team for Twatlight decided that the ultimate stunt to really sell the last movie would be to knock KStew up with sparkle sperm! Congratulations, I hope they name the kid JuLare after their moms.
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It's called getting older, gaining weight, and wearing a bra. I too was an A cup as a teen and went up to a C by 19. Lordy, what a dumb doctor.
Eh. She's just wearing a great bra. Or went on the Pill.
It's a bra. She did not get a boob job.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:55pm.
salacious no matter how many times ive seeing your pic, everytime i see, im mesmarized lol
My daughter has even smaller boobs than Kristen, but once she puts on her padded push-up bra, she looks like Kristen in the white shirt. The right bra can work miracles!
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Maybe this explains why she looks fat lately.
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:55pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:24pm.
I love boob talk, I think we need a daily post where you ladies can talk about how nice your boobs and bum is. Bums are most important to me and need careful analysis to be sure!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
um hello! does it take a ghey guy to tell you, girl is wearing the perfect bra?
some of my straight guy friends tell they dont like tricky bitches like KStew, cuz they think they are picking up some big titty ho and then when they go naked, all they see is mosquito bites and they feel they are tricked.
I'll never know--never seen her work. Only tv vampire i will ever see is grandpa on the munsters.
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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:19pm.
SERIOUSLY, somebody explain to me her supposed allure. She isn't pretty, interesting, or a great actress.
So she makes 27 million a year an she's worried about how big her tits are? Well, I guess that's why they are actors--insecure and egomaniacal.
If I had that coin, I wouldn't sweat that sort of thing.
Sure, this is how it starts, next thing you know it's Jodie Marsh tits and cat lady face.
"Large A cup"? The hell? A is A. There is no spectrum.
Now that this great mystery has been solved, I can once again sleep at night.
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It's PHELPS time!
looks like she's wearing my best friend in middle school: the water bra.
But if she did get them titty sacks filled, at least she didn't go for giant porno titties.
be cool about fire safety
1. Push-up bra. Check.
2. Sullen bitch face. Check.
3. Some fugly designer fashion. Check.
4. Hair styled by a crazed wildebeest. Check.
Kstew is all ready for a night on the town OR an acting gig. Same diff.
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Hey Whamo:
My GF is a 34DD and so is her daughter, who has actually posed for Playboy and *might* be in the Girls of the Big Ten edition coming out this fall.
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Okay, in that first pic she is NOT a LARGE A cup. Seriously, I was an A cup for years and there is no such thing!
I'd voting no titty sack job. I'm a B cup and I can make myself into a C with a great wonderbra with padding.. That looks like what Rabbit Teeth has done. If she did get a boober, she didn't get a very good one. Who wants to go up one size?
No. It's not a boob job. I have about the same size titties (a smallish B cup) with more meat on the outside if you know what I mean and this is a good pic of what they look like with out a bra and with a slightly padded one that pushes it together.
I will admit that I have appreciated rounder and larger boobs on women as they look fine but I am also content that mine fits in shirts, don't lie on my chin in downward dog and are looking to the sky....for awhile longer anyway.
; ) There's advantages to every type of tit.
At least she didn't go overboard with the size.
@Baby Jane Hudson on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:19pm.
This is the same question that some really hot waitresses on Sunset are asking themselves as they start another shift. :-)
SERIOUSLY, somebody explain to me her supposed allure. She isn't pretty, interesting, or a great actress. I see tons of girls that look as good as her at any convenience store . . . well, they are usually missing a tooth or two but at least THEY are smiling!
If she was so upset about having small cans why would she wear that dress?
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:33pm.
SAY WHAT?! Please don't make me investigate... I have one eye and severe A.D.D.... #easilysidetracked #walksincircles
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
dlisted fb friends?
If you're going to have a boob job, have a BOOB job - otherwise, it's a fancy state of the art bra.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:17pm.
It's all over facebook! hahaha
I kid. but I think we do have a dlisted friend in common. I think...............
Gotta go!
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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:27pm.
And remember to do your pushups so they last.
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Good advice on how to keep those puppies from drooping. Any good chest/back exercises will keep the girls nice and firm.
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You women who are big tittied and complaining need to shush! With all the fake titties out there I thank the lawd I don't have those issues. Hard enough out there for a girl. And remember to do your pushups so they last.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:18pm.
I can't with all the plastic bodies and faces, even the fake ultra-white veneer smiles all look the same.
Give me real looking people, a real smile, sparkling smiling eyes and a good, kind soul, and I don't care if you look like my uncle joe. That's sexy.
A-fucking-men.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
Yeah...EVERYBODY likes to be snarky about some chicks boob job.It's old...and it's a lie.
Sounds like you just love skin melons and I am one of those people with a bit more common sense. It's not a lie. I actually do think plastic boobs look hideous. And so do a lot of men. Heh.
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:21pm.
LOL, duly noted!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
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Also, many patients WANT the fake look. A woman who likes the rounded top, in your face look will go into a surgeon and ask for a high or ultra high profile saline shell that's overfilled with cc's. Someone who wants a more natural look will go with a moderate or moderate plus profile (more width, less projection) and go with silicone or saline that is not overfilled. The general public is very ignorant and uneducated when it comes to breast augmentation and sometimes what they flag as a bad boob job isn't- it's a well executed and skillfully done fake looking job that the patient asked for.
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Lol Jack--
Remember when I asked you about push up bras and you said "we don't care"? See what I mean!! This is why I stick to plain underwire! But spanx is still my friend; it's very popular these days, so watch out :p.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:05pm.
They aren't THAT big. She probably just put on a bra instead of letting the microtits hang loose.
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I'd agree that nice good padded bra could look like that. Although she is covered at the moment, which isn't her usual MO and I seem to remember reading that people have to wear banages post surgery for a bit?
I agree with...um...was it Loopy? she needs a personality transplant, her bewbs were fine the way they were.
I can't with all the plastic bodies and faces, even the fake ultra-white veneer smiles all look the same.
Give me real looking people, a real smile, sparkling smiling eyes and a good, kind soul, and I don't care if you look like my uncle joe. That's sexy.
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MOTHERFUCKER YES!!! *copies thread and memorizes boob sizes*
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:32pm
You don't have a hair on your ass if you're not willing to back that shit up with photographic proof!! :P
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
Now I'm curious about what everyone's cup size is in here.
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36C (US) and I'll happily trade with whoever that was down chat there that had A's and wanted more. I was very happy to be able to go braless in public once upon a time.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
They aren't THAT big. She probably just put on a bra instead of letting the microtits hang loose.
Why? Maybe the PR team for Twishite told her that people keep mistaking her for a boy. And not just because of her tits.
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Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:32pm.
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SHUT UP with your perky boobs and nice ass. Lol, just kidding. Work it!
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:36pm.
It's an improvement. Doctors are often better at boobies than nature.
WTF is that comment? You realize that breasts are not meant to look like 2 half melons bolted on your chest? Nature >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Surgery
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Yeah...EVERYBODY likes to be snarky about some chicks boob job.It's old...and it's a lie.Cosmetic surgeons "get it right" for the most part.And...as I said usually BETTER than nature.Hey,it's a multi-billion dollar industry for a reason.May it always be so.
mojo - I'm picky about my sports bra's because most end up giving me uniboob.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:29pm.
Turt - I'm jealous of some of the cute shirts/dresses small bewbed girls can wear. I can't pull that shit off.
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I hear ya, sister! I'm athletic build but with a large D cup and I have to be so careful with what I wear or a) my boobs take over the show or b) I look fat on top.
Mr Fury, however, thinks my girls are Goddesses.
I'd love a small/mid C. That'd be perfect.
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EXACTLY! I cannot wear peasant tops. I look either fat or pregnant.
Lol@ Mojo_Jojo
BigBendy, sorry to hear that about your family. And you're right. I have watched my MIL in the space of about two and a half months fight with everything she has to overcome a type of rare, aggressive breast cancer. So far it's taken her hair, her strength and energy, her breasts,and more months of chemo and radiation.
Her boobs aren't that much bigger. She just finally put on a damn bra.
I'm small and perky enough to go braless most of the time (I'm a lazy slut). But when I wear a bra I go from an A to a B, just because of the cups. Plus I look about 5 pounds fatter.
MahatMaCoat-
Anatomicals (teardrop) aren't that common in the US. I have round, smooth silicone partial unders and the reason mine don't look like big, huge basketballs is a) they aren't overfilled salines and b) I was a natural 44F at my largest during my pregnancies and my natural breast tissue and skin are very stretched. I do have some aesthetic complications- they go into my armpits when I lay down and I have two large dents on either side of my sternum. I'll eventually have an internal bra sutured in to fix that problem.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
There's a doctor here in Dallas that created the teardrop implant. When I got mine I went to him for a consult and he was charging 7500 at that time. Sure they have gone up. They wouldn't look right on me so I went with round and they look real. My sister got the round and she looks like she has two grapefruit stuffed in her chest. Its really a crapshoot how your body will handle them.
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:21pm.
Guess I shouldn't complain, my MIL just had a double mastectomy last week.
MTurt, and that is really what the focus should be on. I have too many women in my family that the big C has taken. Cancer is a bitch.
By the way I'm a 34 D, but would love to have a nice A and experience the joy of going without a bra.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:35pm.
I'm an A cup, in case anyone cares.
*side eyes the posters with bigger bewbs*
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:29pm.
Turt - I'm jealous of some of the cute shirts/dresses small bewbed girls can wear. I can't pull that shit off.
And yes, when playing sports or working out I must wear TWO sports bra to keep the twins from flopping about
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Yes to the cute small tops. Can't wear them without people think you're screaming "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Either. I hate coming off as an attention whore.
To the sports bra, I went to Six Flags and had a good one on, but in all the souvenir pictures of me on the roller coasters I had one hand holding my bewbs and the other holding onto the coaster.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:24pm.
ok, Sir Whamo of Lower Mix-A-Lot, settle down lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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I'm no titty expert (and I've got small ones myself) but I really don't see much difference in KStew's boob size. Not enough difference to immediately = IMPLANTS!!!!!!!! anyway.
I think she's just wearing a good bra.