Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What former “Desperate Housewives” hunk gets his sexual kicks by working out and flexing his guns for the ladies AND the gentlemen at the Equinox gym in West Hollywood? The supposedly straight, 30-something actor likes the attention so much he usually brings different female crew members from his latest TV series to watch him strike poses. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Jesse Metcalfe or Josh Henderson or BOTH? But if it's Jesse Metcalfe, then he's performing the wrong show. Jesse needs to sell tickets and VIP packages to watch him pucker his lips as he carefully plucks out rogue brow hair after rogue brow hair on his exquisitely pruned hairy caterpillars he calls eyebrows. Or he needs to sell tickets to watch him gently slather anti-chaffing cream on his under titty area. Those are the real shows that will make hos salivate from every orifice.
We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.
Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.
We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision. (Blind Gossip)
There's no way this is Kirstie Alley, because if she tried to break up with Xenu, Scientology would just trap her again by leaving a trail of glazed Krispy Kremes from her bedroom door to their lair. I'll guess this:
Following Katie Holmes out the exit door: Catherine Bell?
Mom who helped her get out: Katie Holmes?
Friend: Jenna Elfman?
Which daughter of a late socialite used to lube herself from head to toe in an attempt to seduce a Siberian husky? (The maid would find the daughter all scratched up and the dog traumatized, with a distended penis. She'd start frantically crossing herself. (La Dolce Musto)
Let's just ignore the "late" in "late socialite" and guess this is Wonky McValtrex? Because she's an animal lover (UGH!!!!) and she's dumb enough to use lube instead of peanut butter. And somebody, please call Annemarie Lucas.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:13am.
Is the husky lover Betsy Johnson? She died a couple of years ago. She is one of the heirs to Johnson & Johnson.
That was Casey Johnson
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Is the husky lover Betsy Johnson? She died a couple of years ago. She is one of the heirs to Johnson & Johnson.
Randee .. Had the same guess..ceCe would be spinnimg..
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Cornelia Guest for the dog lover?
#2 Leah Remini has a new series in preproduction, attended Katie Holmes Italy wedding, best friend Jenna Elfman?
I love working out at Equinox (in NYC right now), always a celeb sighting. Almost literally bumped into the Silver Fox himself last night (Anderson Cooper, duh). Missed Will Smith 3 weeks ago though :(
beeff.... mmmm anyway where was i.. ahh yes
rule 1. never date those guys cuz they are too busy into themselves than you. and you'll find that out during sexy times when you see a mirror next to their bed, and when you start to make out and you watch their eyes, they are staring in the mirror and when they are hitting it from the back, you look up and you their eyes are looking at the mirror of them hitting you from the back and flexing.
i mean sure you wouldn't kick them out of bed, but be warned bitches.
Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:33pm.
I remember years ago, before I knew who the hell Paris and Nicky were, I heard a rumour about socialite sisters entertaining with a dog. Just saying.
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They are like a real-life ARISTOCRATS act!!! So, Wonky did apparently have ahem...talent, after all? o.O.
Um, proof that Jesse Metcalfe is hung, please. Thank u, that is all.
poor puppeh, is that not animal abuse, and really bestiality is a stomach turner...yech.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:31pm.
I kinda hope the $cientology one is Jenna Elfman because I could like her so much better if she wasn't a mad cultist. She's really good on the new (final) season of Damages. Was surprised to see her on there actually. Anyway, that's all I got.
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Ditto! I really hope Jenna is following Lisa Marie& Katie's example and running far from Scientology.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 5:49pm.
Well, thank you! Thank you very much.
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A Siberian husky? That's gross. A Silverback gorilla, now that's where it's at.
I remember years ago, before I knew who the hell Paris and Nicky were, I heard a rumour about socialite sisters entertaining with a dog. Just saying.
If it's Jesse Metcalf, I'd like season tickets. He might be stupid. He might be a terrible actor. He might be vacuous. But I know he's hung and long-lasting. Thank ya Gee-zuss!!
I kinda hope the $cientology one is Jenna Elfman because I could like her so much better if she wasn't a mad cultist. She's really good on the new (final) season of Damages. Was surprised to see her on there actually. Anyway, that's all I got.
Re: Scientology
Isn't exposure the best defense? I mean if you are afraid that people from Scientology may hurt your or yours, you go to the press and express those fears. Thus if anything happens to you COS is immediately implicated. I'm sure COS wouldn't want that kind of negative press. Maybe minor members have something to worry about, but not the A Listers. Unless they make secrets public, but the following thing is silly.
I actually like the new Dallas and would prob let Jesse and Josh hit it...twice. Don't judge me!____________________________
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There was book out decades ago. I think it was Joy of Sex and it had a very detailed section about this woman doing it with a german sheppard.
Totally grossed my young self out and couldn't finish the book. Figured I'd figure things out myself:)
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:13pm.
In all fairness, it was a really hot Siberian Husky....
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Wow Wtf had to read #3 twice!!
And number three is beyond repulsive whoever it is! :(
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I think the Scientology one may be JLo (the Mom who is defecting), Katie Holmes (the Mom who has gotten out) and Lisa Remini (the actress from King of Queens and Jlo's best friend).
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I don't know which one it is but I'm on my way to that Equinox to get a membership. Thanks for the tip!
Whoever 3 is, I hope she burns in hell for abusing an animal.
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See, that last item is why I read Blind Items, not to hear what actor is gay.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:35pm.
The last one no clue but once I had a roomate and my small dog a chihuahua. So my mom says to be careful with roomate and the dog, I'm like huh?! He is tiny what could she possible do? And my mom says she could use peanut butter to lick her, sooo to this day I have nightmares of my mom and a dog. That is all....
LMAO!!!!
I had to read #3 twice. I thought I must have read it wrong. Can't stop the giggles. Crossing fingers that this one gets " solved"
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Wtf #3???
I have no idea, but #3 is the best BI in a long time. It's got everything.
Why lube all over? Why not seal blubber or female Husky musk?
folks, seriously i had to sit on my hands during one segment of Dallas last night to keep from throwing the remote at the tv. horrid actors.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The last one no clue but once I had a roomate and my small dog a chihuahua. So my mom says to be careful with roomate and the dog, I'm like huh?! He is tiny what could she possible do? And my mom says she could use peanut butter to lick her, sooo to this day I have nightmares of my mom and a dog. That is all....
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:19pm.
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Lol, yes. I was excited for Dallas to come back but when I heard that meatball Jesse Metcalfe was in it I lost my girl boner.
The last BI with the socialite and the dog is almost an urban legend. I've heard it so many times, usually involving peanut butter. Or maybe rich folks in NY are sucio fucks :/
Was the husky-seducer using lube? Bacon grease? Why her head? I don't get it.
My Lord who is the cray cray who gets in on with dogs???
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OUCH! Ha, Ha! And ZING! Good one.
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i don't care what they do at the gym i just want these assholes off of "Dallas." their "acting" makes Patrick Duffy look like Lawrence Olivier. they should not be allowed to even stand next to Larry Hagman
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Is it me, or does the dude on the right (who looks like he is spraying his hair with the camera)have an IMPOSSIBLY long distance from his belly button to the goods? Bet they're tiny.
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LMFAO at the last blind, but also completely repulsed by it.
Lol @ the last blind. Wasn't there a pool boy or dildo she could seduce instead of a dog? WTF? Hahahaha.
#3: Caroline Kennedy! Because she's a Kennedy.
In all fairness, it was a really hot Siberian Husky.....
Seriously, though. WTF?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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A) An actor who loves attention? Shocking.
The last one? LOL
Oh Lawd, Musto. Laughing at that one.
Josh Henderson is 30 so not really "30 something" so I guess that's the tip it's Jesse. I still think Josh was the answer to an old Blind about the guy who was in a career slump while sleeping with female execs and found a new job finally when he "expanded" his clientele choices.
Thanks, MK.I don't care what this post is about, I like it already!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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