Friday, July 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 19th!
Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?
Do I want a cookie?
No..Snooki.
Nookie!?
Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! - PrettyHateMachine
Runners-up:
The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt's been wanting. And now for the bad news... - turnelbup
The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard's masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt's Gone Wild. - skabazzle
Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. - ImpertinentVixen
via @CallyGingrich via Videogum
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Congrats PrettyHate and runners up! x <3
Yay! I'm so excited! Thanks, guys! And thanks, MK!!!
Congrats other winners!
Two Funny Hookers!!!!
Well done!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Thanks and congratulations PHM, skabazzle and impertinentvixen! Too funny!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Congrats Pretty Hate Machine, Impertinent Vixen and turnelbup! Very funneh!!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Congrats, funny fekkers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners! LOL @ skabazzle!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Jersey Snore, Jersey Whore, and Jersey Al Gore
I thought this was the maid's daughter
Then Callista's hair cracked from flashing her frosty fake smile.
The Lyin', the Bitch, and the WhoreTrove.
The Lyin', the Bitch, and the WhoreTrove!
The Prick and the HoGirl 2: The Cartier Couple get skanked.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Cally Gingrich went banana meeting Snooki. Snooki, in turn, went ape shit.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What's a Gingrich?
Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?
Do I want a cookie?
No..Snooki.
Nookie!?
Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera!
Snooki poses with the father of the baby.
The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard's masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt's Gone Wild.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Jersey Shore meets the crashing bore.
Well, when Snooki gives birth to a pickled Newt in a few months, we'll know who the kid's real father is.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I wish this was a picture of Rush Limbaugh instead of Newt, so my caption could read "Take that, Al Franken: Rush Limbaugh finds a Bigger, Fatter Idiot."
Awwww it was nice of those gringos to adopt that kid selling chicles at the border
******** SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Practicing the family values they preach, Newt & Callista adopt a pregnant Snooki.
Aaron Miguel
Calista: Newt, don't EVEN think you are going to replace me with this jersy shore wannabe. I don't care if you think she will broaden your appeal among young hispanics in your bid for the 2016 presidential race.
Contract ON America.
In no particular order as each description fits all three: A troll, a hole and a sold their soul.
Where is Luke Perry when you need him?
Shit just got tyrannoserious - MK
The Gingriches were very disappointed with their Chilean maid's cleaning skills, but delighted she would work for pickles and hair extensions.
A threesome to end eroticism forever. In fact the very thought has made my nipples turn inward and my Clitoris turn itself inward like a frightened turtle head.
The new "Hybrid" sequel to both Night at the Museum meets House of Wax
Snookie moves from ruining pickles for everyone to ruining Fig Newt-ons.
GTL.
GOPer, Tramp, Lady.
NAC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! You know Mrs. Gingrich went through an entire bottle of Purell after that. Newt probably had a chubby. A really, really small chubby.
Newt: (to self) "I can't believe I'm standing next to this self-promoting, talentless idiot."
Snooki: (to self) "Who are these people and why don't they tan?"
Calista: (to self) "Just keep smiling through your teeth the same way you do when Newt asks you to the bedroom..."
"One, two...uh...*looks around*. Two? OK, yeah, that's all we got."
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Snooki was disappointed to learn that the host of the party was only Newt GINGRICH and not a RICH GINGE.
Samples from Madame Tussauds 'Has Beens Collection,' launching in 2019.
Judging by the color of the outfits Snooki and Callista are wearing, Newt pulled a Ray J. on them.
Mrs. Gingrich's Eyes: "WHAT AND WHY THE FK?!"
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Twwedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb and their lesser known sister Tweedle Dumb Dumb
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
After a failed run at the presidency, Newt decides to try his luck at pimpin' some bitches. Two dollas anyone?
After a failed run for the presidency, Newt decides to try his luck at pimpin' some bitches. Do I hear two dollas, anyone?
The Gingrich's visited the zoo today?
Snooki went to the wax museum today?
The Reptile House at the zoo's latest exhibit: Newts, Pygmy Iguanas and Lot Lizards
How the Gingrich Stole Chlamydia!
No, seriously. After 30 minutes with her they both tore up their "Pro-Life 4ever" card and demanded directions to the closest clinic.