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Urechis unicinctus, a type of marine spoon worm that is mostly known as the PENIS FISH!
The ocean has given us a lot of annoying shit like limb-eating sharks and SpongeBob, so finally here's a special gift from it to us sluts. It's the dick fish! Yeah, they look more like wiggling, bloated, disfigured yams with urethras, but I've never been picky about dicks in the past, so why start now? If you threw a few genitals warts on one and dipped it in pickle juice, you'd get Vinnie from Jersey Shore's peen!
Not only is the dick fish the ocean's answer to a vibrator, but it's food too. People eat it. It's obviously uncut, so if you're on a kosher only diet, it's not for you.
Apparently, you can get the peen fish at many Chinese and South Korean fish markets. But if you really want to wrap your mouth around a peen fish, you better get to a fish market fast. Because once John Travolta finds out about this, he's going to go to every South Korean fish market and at each South Korean fish market, he's going to dip his ass in the peen fish tank and you know the rest...
And no, I'm not Googling "penis fish porn." Not today. Not ever. I'm not trying to sucio up my browser with some fishiality shit.
Source: Buzzfeed via Jezebel (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)
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The sea cucumber has been replaced as my favorite aquatic creature. Korea- yep. I'll never go back. The dog farms! I actually walked into a restaurant where you could pick the breed you wanted to eat.
Submitted by Kitty Porn on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:47pm.
I imagine it tastes like dicken.
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This delicious food item was a CT some time ago. If I cared more, I'd go find the winner--something about Paris Hilton.
I imagine it tastes like dicken.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:05pm.
And the chinese are just fucking GROSS. They eat the weirdest shit alive.
Small correction ME:
And the chinese are just fucking GROSS. They eat the weirdest shit, alive.
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:46am.
Because whatever country you live in has health code laws. Korea...not so much. The non-chain restaurants were always the dirtiest fucking places.
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Ingrid Newkirk -"Jeezis, someone kill those things."
No. Just NO!
It's a SLUG. NOT A FISH.
And the chinese are just fucking GROSS. They eat the weirdest shit alive.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:40am.
Well, gross me out the fucking door
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I haven't heard that saying in decades! LOLOLOLOLOLOL XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXXOXOOXXO
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; ) I think I got that from the valley girl on Square Pegs. without the 'fucking' part of course. That show was hilarious..
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:40am.
Well, gross me out the fucking door
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I haven't heard that saying in decades! LOLOLOLOLOLOL XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXXOXOOXXO
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Well, gross me out the fucking door... They'll eat anything that moves. There's a chinese supermarket down the street from me that I will never ever set foot in. I am told they have unspeakable things in tanks there oh and it stanks to high heaven too.
I bet some psycho is fapping to that right now jajaja
Fuck that's disgusting!
aaaand I totally just lost my appetite for breakfast
I am not watching that video... At least not now when I am having breakfast (yogurt hehehe).
How do hhhmmm... eat that? (no pun intended)
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:51am.
lmfao Vern!
Submitted by BoredSlore on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:44am.
And that was years ago. By all means, do not research it.
I'll bet everything I own that Koreans claim they increase virility and fecundity.
I want to vomit. Guess I'm not going to get my bacon gouda sandwich this morning...thanks!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:27am.
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I'm, no kidding here, really shocked. I live next door to Little Korea here in Vancouver and have never experienced anything like that. I can't beleive anyone would even consider eating stuff like that. Jeebuzz.
Eggs were a poor choice this morning, as was returning to this post.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:40am.
It moved around by stretching itself into a pink worm-like creature and springing back into a brown round-ish shape. I still shudder thinking about it.
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*gag* *gag* *dry heave* *gag* *gag*
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Once my dad caught a leech in a pond and put it into his aquarium, and it pretty much looked like the moving penis fish in the second video.
It moved around by stretching itself into a pink worm-like creature and springing back into a brown round-ish shape. I still shudder thinking about it.
I'm wondering if they have the texture of sausage or the texture of fish..OMG THEY'RE MOVING IN THE DISH!!
Barf! Those are triggering my worm phobia. I'm getting shivers down my spine and not the Magic Mike kind.
Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:51am.
I've ventured to South Korea, and if you ever want the shock of your life, just go walking through the food market stalls there. Thank GOD for the all-American buffet back at the hotel. Not that I'm close-minded...but...
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I lived there for 8 years. Now I'm a vegetarian.
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:47am.
Korea. There are restaurants where you can eat tiny octopi alive. Literally alive. They actually kill more people than the fugu fish. Clean out the gene pool, I say.
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It looks like a delightful combination between a penis and a chock full of shit colon. Who wouldn't want to eat it?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:14am.
.......I'm going to stick a picture of these things on my fridge.. but not the section that holds the beer.
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^All This... but sub tequila for beer.
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ubmitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:00am.
This renders me near unable to swallow my own spit. Ugh.
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Uvy -- I'm having the same trouble. I'm going to stick a picture of these things on my fridge.. but not the section that holds the beer.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:00am.
This renders me near unable to swallow my own spit. U
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LMFAO!
How many are Revolta and Mrs. Patrick Campbell ordering???
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:00am.
This renders me near unable to swallow my own spit. Ugh.
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Throw a dollar at it.
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This renders me near unable to swallow my own spit. Ugh.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:55am.
They look more like intestines than penises. But penises are infinitely funnier.
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I was thinking the same thing....that it looks like intestines and like what we peoples might have as sausages. I think these guys are sorta cute!
Well, I've been a vegetarian for over 9 years now but I grew up on all kinds of vile shit. When you don't have a lot of money (and coming from an English background), you get the "meat" that others don't want. Blood pudding for breakfast people? I refused to eat it!! Turkey neck stew...ate that too.
Although, something still basically alive is pretty fucked to me.
They look more like intestines than penises. But penises are infinitely funnier.
Submitted by IrishFury : "這是絕對噁心！"
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Well, there goes my bagel with cream cheese into the garbage...I was enjoying it until the swimming soft penises assaulted my eyes and stomach. THAT is disgusting. LOL!
I've ventured to South Korea, and if you ever want the shock of your life, just go walking through the food market stalls there. Thank GOD for the all-American buffet back at the hotel. Not that I'm close-minded...but...
Ha Whammmmmmmmy!
I am a bit of a Pollyanna.....but you have to admit, they are.....impressive.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:44am.
這是絕對噁心！
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Thank you, O Great FSM, for Google Translate
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:19am.
I have a gag reflex.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:44am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:41am.
Cosign the Koreans. My coworkers and I went to a sushi place once and they served octopus legs. Fresh octopus legs. As in they cut them off the animals while they were alive and they were writhing around on the plate. The waitress put it right in front of me and I swear to god I almost started screaming.
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You may want to contact your Humane Society about this cause I am not sure if that is even allowed.
Did this happen in Korea or North America?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:41am.
Cosign the Koreans. My coworkers and I went to a sushi place once and they served octopus legs. Fresh octopus legs. As in they cut them off the animals while they were alive and they were writhing around on the plate. The waitress put it right in front of me and I swear to god I almost started screaming.
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這是絕對噁心！
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:33am.
They're actually quite athletic. Ahem.
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And then there's Verny seeing the (glass half full) pervy side of things. :D