It's The Little Things: Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle
If you're planning to see The Dark Knight Rises (or Cheech & Chong Presents: The Dark Knight Lights Up as Rush Limbaugh calls it) in IMAX this weekend, then you're probably reading this while camping out in line so you don't have to sit in the front row with the dumb hos who didn't wait hours in advance before the movie starts. Seriously. My not-knowing ass went on Fandango yesterday afternoon to buy tickets to an IMAX showing on Friday night. You know how you're laughing at me right now? Fandango did the same thing before re-directing me to the site: inyourfuckingdreams.stupidbitch. A lot of IMAX showings have been sold out for weeks and some people are even selling their tickets for up to $100 on eBay. Crazies.
But you know, I shouldn't even bothering seeing that shit when I can instead spend my Friday night with a bottle of Sun Peak Peach, a copy of Photoshop, this picture of Tom Hardy with a bottle in his mouth at the London premiere of TDKR and all kinds of clip art. That's all I need to birth out my new Tumblr: Tom Hardy Sucking On Things.
Not only is Tom Hardy sucking the tip of the luckiest water bottle in the world, but he's doing it while wearing a suit and a trench coat. That is the place where SWOON goes to really swoon. And since we're on the subject of swooning out of our chonies, I also threw in some pictures of Prince Hot Ginge at last night's premiere. Congratulations to us all!
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Just stop with the "Rush Limbaugh is so stupid he thinks Bane=Bain" bullshit. The Democrats brought that shit up first. Please, oh dear God PLEASE leave politics out of just this one fucking site.
There is nothing interesting about this guy. Gossip bloggers (sorry MK, including you) are mostly gay so they decided to shove him down our throats because they started fantasizing about him after he confessed he liked the peen when he was younger.
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Rush SUCKS. And Tom Hardy is not attractive to me (PHG is, though).
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something about men in trench coats, blue suits/ white shirts, drinking a bottle of sun peakpeach .
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(Tom has elf ears;still the hotnessssss
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Time Warner you sock!!! :(
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:57pm.
And additionally, Hardy does nothing for me. ZIP.
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Well you did just get back from Pornhub.com didn't you;)
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I am so BUSTED. *blushes*
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:42pm.
He's looking like Jesse James (Vanilla Gorilla) here. In his Hitler outfit.
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Exactly! I thought it was him. Only cleaned up and thinned out.
Tom Hardy is gross. But I like that in a man.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
He's looking like Jesse James (Vanilla Gorilla) here. In his Hitler outfit.
I just can't find Ginger men attractive. It's the pale, freckly skin that gives me the eeps.
Tom Hardy would look a lot better if he fixed his snaggle teef.
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Lol, I saw tickets for this on Stubhub. WTF? This shit is going to be around for a few months so I don't understand why someone would pay 5X more to see it opening day. I get that some people like the experience of seeing it with a large audience (not me, I hate people) but really doesn't seem worth it. I also don't get people who wait in line for days for iphones. China made enough for all of us. Calm down.
Eh, he's alright.
I could pretty much die and go to heaven after completing a menage with Hardy and Assbender.
Rande': I hate Rush and Maher both. Yes, the script was written a long time ago, but what I have read (NOT from those two rageaholics) and seen from trailers and clips is that the story is very political and the movie was planned to come out right before an election. I'm sure a lot of it (Bain/Bane) is probably coincidental, but I don't think all of it is. Of course, I'm just going by reviews (such as one from the NY Times)I have read and have not yet myself seen the movie. I do think the political aspect is interesting, which makes me more inclined to go see it.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:42pm
Except everybody knew Mittens was "next election's guy" the day after McCain lost.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:33pm.
The "Bain/Bane" thing and "class warfare" criticisms have me more interested in this movie than before. I wonder how much was coincidence and how much of it was planned, being that it is coming out right before we are going to have a presidential election in this country.
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Planned mostly, the Bane/Bain thing is coincidence. Years from now people will forget that Nolan's whole take on Batman was to make his existence more plausible in the real world.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:33pm.
Oh, no, there's no way the government would use a film to help with an election. Just like there's no way any President would ever be involved in breaking into opposition national headquarters in order to get dirt on his opponent, and certainly no way the press would help a President cover up a Polio affliction, or a Secret Service assist President's numerous adulterous affairs. The government would also never experiment with Syphilis or LSD, either. They're all shiny, happy people, who have the best interests of the country at heart.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hardy can be sexy at times, however, Prince Hot Ginge has him beat here. Wow...what a royal stud.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:33pm.
The "Bain/Bane" thing and "class warfare" criticisms have me more interested in this movie than before. I wonder how much was coincidence and how much of it was planned, being that it is coming out right before we are going to have a presidential election in this country.
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Except that the script was written at least two years ago. It could just as easily be from "bane of our existence."
Taking Rush--someone whose income depends on hits and ratings--seriously is as wrong as taking Bill Maher seriously. (I mean this generally; not directing it at you, CIJ.)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:14pm.
I queefed in his general direction, does that count?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:05pm.
<"Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:50pm.
This is getting really good reviews...">
I don't follow this and can happily wait for the DVD if I do even see it, but everything I have read said critics say it stinks and they shut down comments on "Rotten Tomatoes" web site (a first) because advanced screening public were so negative and revealing plot secrets.
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True, some critics didn't like it, but an 86% rating on Rotten Tomatoes is pretty damn good, and the NYT reviewer--who is usually pretty critical--loved it. That's good enough for me.
Believe me I'm not a Batman fangirl, or even a Christopher Nolan fangirl (I really didn't like Inception)...but death threats to critics? People need to get a life.
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It's PHELPS time!
PHG...it's been awhile! ;D
If it was Jason Momoa- yes. Not this greasy stain.
PHG has the biggest fucking head. Pumpkin head
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The "Bain/Bane" thing and "class warfare" criticisms have me more interested in this movie than before. I wonder how much was coincidence and how much of it was planned, being that it is coming out right before we are going to have a presidential election in this country.
Hardy does nothing for me, but he DOES have a rock solid bod.
LADIES PLEASE! LIFT YOUR FUPA FOOPS AND SLAP YOUR PUSSY FOR NOT FEELING ANYTHING FOR TOM HARDY'S WONDEROUS BACNE AND SUPPLE LIPS!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Tom Hardy looks like a cleaner version of the thing Bullock married.
Well I knew Rotten Tomatoes shut it down. What loons. Wonder if MK gets email like that? "I keell you! I keell you!". Probably Angelina supporters or Phoebe.
rush limpbaugh is still alive? what a blowhard.
I read they shut down comments on Rotten Tomatoes because critics who wrote anything negative about the movie were getting death threats.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:57pm.
And additionally, Hardy does nothing for me. ZIP.
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Well you did just get back from Pornhub.com didn't you;)
I got no tinglies for Tom.
<"Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:50pm.
This is getting really good reviews...">
I don't follow this and can happily wait for the DVD if I do even see it, but everything I have read said critics say it stinks and they shut down comments on "Rotten Tomatoes" web site (a first) because advanced screening public were so negative and revealing plot secrets.
ahahahahh CHIM CHIM CHERIIII!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:49pm.
LOL Jack! Bliney gov'nah
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I bet his sissy ass broke out in to song...
♫ chim chimminy, chim chimminy, chim chim cher ree, I'm happy, so happy and ghey as can be ♫
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:46pm.
What the fuck? Is it winter in London?
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No shit. It's been like the devil's bakeoven here in the Chicagoland area.
And additionally, Hardy does nothing for me. ZIP.
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Inspector Gadget is doing a new movie!? What totally FUG bastard IMO.
GO GO GADGET!
You're not going to be able to call him Prince Haairry for much longer and yet another Royal goes screaming towards that wall with no brakes and about 250 feet to go.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:35pm.
You remember that movie? I've blocked it completely from my memory. All I remember are flashes of neon and the Batsuits having Batnips.
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ah yes...Batman and Robin. The second worst movie of all time, after Waterworld. I recently re-watched the movie and couldn't stop laughing...especially at Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. LOLOL.
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It's PHELPS time!
Slurpee - his character Bane has always worn the Hannibal Lecter face jock strap. *shrugs* I don't remember exactly why. I think it has something to do with the side effects of the Venom he had to inject regularly.
*sits nerd ass down*
thumb 7 is he wearing pink nail polish, LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
This is getting really good reviews...I'm stoked. I don't think Heath Ledger's brilliantly disturbing performance in the Dark Knight will be topped but I'm looking forward to midnight tonight!
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:35pm.
You remember that movie? I've blocked it completely from my memory. All I remember are flashes of neon and the Batsuits having Batnips.
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I am the Rainman of shitty movies and usless facts.
LOL Jack! Bliney gov'nah, I was thinking the same thing!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
wow that is a lovely coat!
its probably $3,000 sigh...
Rush Limbaugh is a BIG FAT IDIOT. Who can listen to him for more than a couple of minutes? Horrible hateful man.
YAAAAS! Anyone else going to a midnight show tonight?
What the fuck? Is it winter in London?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
The man's smoking hot but he's gotta fix that snaggle tooth and lose the beard.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:42pm.
Doesn't Hardy wear a jock strap over his face in the Batman movie? What's the point of that?
what IS the point of that?
Doesn't Hardy wear a jock strap over his face in the Batman movie? What's the point of that?