Lohan Wants To Make "Thelma & Lindsay" With Jennifer Lawrence
What a fucking mess. She looks mad. Did some Good Samaritan from the dealership finally break into her new ride and install an ignition-required breathalyzer/crackalyzer/delusionalyzer? How this bitch is still let behind a wheel....wait, it's LA. Nevermind. Lindsay Lohan has Tweeted that she enjoyed Jennifer Lawrence's performance in The Hunger Games so much that she wants to do a Thelma & Louise remake with her. Geena Davis just looked up from the remnants of her career and pointed her bow and arrow at the Chateau Marmot's "fucked-up bitches" exit. She's just waiting.
Jennifer Lawrence in "The Hunger Games" is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
That last part sounds like what she ordered from the escort service last night.
Jennifer Lawrence and Oliver Stone probably texted "BITCH IS CRAZY" and "I NO RITE?" to each other after seeing that. There is no way in hades that Katniss Everdeen is going to deign to do a film with Linds' crackers, no-talent ass. The only way Katniss would ever appear with her on camera is if Lindsay murdered someone with her car and Jennifer happened to be in the background of the crime scene photos.
I'd watch this movie, though. If it was a documentary. And they started at the end. And Jennifer rolled out of the car before it went off the cliff. And White Oprah was in the trunk.
Here's more pics of Lohan trying to leave Chateau Marmont while smoking and trying to hide from the paps. You know someone is toe up if they think playing "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is masking them from the paps. Vogue up in that motherfuckin' car, Linds!