Lohan Wants To Make "Thelma & Lindsay" With Jennifer Lawrence
What a fucking mess. She looks mad. Did some Good Samaritan from the dealership finally break into her new ride and install an ignition-required breathalyzer/crackalyzer/delusionalyzer? How this bitch is still let behind a wheel....wait, it's LA. Nevermind. Lindsay Lohan has Tweeted that she enjoyed Jennifer Lawrence's performance in The Hunger Games so much that she wants to do a Thelma & Louise remake with her. Geena Davis just looked up from the remnants of her career and pointed her bow and arrow at the Chateau Marmot's "fucked-up bitches" exit. She's just waiting.
Jennifer Lawrence in "The Hunger Games" is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
That last part sounds like what she ordered from the escort service last night.
Jennifer Lawrence and Oliver Stone probably texted "BITCH IS CRAZY" and "I NO RITE?" to each other after seeing that. There is no way in hades that Katniss Everdeen is going to deign to do a film with Linds' crackers, no-talent ass. The only way Katniss would ever appear with her on camera is if Lindsay murdered someone with her car and Jennifer happened to be in the background of the crime scene photos.
I'd watch this movie, though. If it was a documentary. And they started at the end. And Jennifer rolled out of the car before it went off the cliff. And White Oprah was in the trunk.
Here's more pics of Lohan trying to leave Chateau Marmont while smoking and trying to hide from the paps. You know someone is toe up if they think playing "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is masking them from the paps. Vogue up in that motherfuckin' car, Linds!
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Lohan Wants To Make Thelma & Lindsay But In The Sane Time She Was Out Of Mind And Don Know How To Do This?
She Was Completely Confused.
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i haven't read all the comments but didn't they already kind of make that movie and it's called Kalifornia? with juliette lewis AND brad pitt?
She really needs to lay off the crack. Bitch thinks she is an A lister.
can someone please make me a coffee table book of her tweets (twitters? twats?)like that plus her statements to the police combined with photos like that, interspersed with explanatory comments from White Oprah and Leslie Sloan? my birthday is coming up soon . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 8:42am.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO perfect
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I love the drama face she's serving.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
She is so delusional , that I'm worried she's going to have a hard hard fall .
She really thinks that Liz and dick put her on the map ?
Oh god, is this girl headed for a crash into reality.
You are a fucking crackhore who sees johns for money.. Oh and terry richardson for crack .
Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:36am.
How is she behind the wheel again?
I had a DUI 5 years ago and lost my licence for 18 months and a $1500 fine and this bitch is still on the road.
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Of course, she's a celebrity therefore gets special treatment. This twat could be caught stabbing someone to death and she STILL wouldn't go to jail. Not in California.
speaking of remakes - Freaky Friday was on yesterday afternoon w/Hohan when she looked somewhat human.. but was still rockin those mini rat teef. From the little bit I saw it was meh ok. I don't understand remakes. I can see if the first was horrible sure, then remake/improve it.
If a remake of Thelma and Louise is made because of this crackie I'm hunting her down and... anyway let's just say I'll be doing the world a favour ; )
Before committing to the T&L role, Lohan should really practice flying off a REAL cliff a few times.
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I don't really want to here about her until it's the headline saying she OD'ed. I know it's terrible, but that's her fate.
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Surely no director in his/her right mind would touch this nasty skank with a ten foot pole, let alone direct her (it) in a remake of Thelma & Louise?! Puh-leeze.
Nobody mess with Thelma & Louise!!! I’m warning ya, Beeyotch Blohan.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:35pm.
She must be on the bath salts again. I loved Geena Davis as Thelma...or was it Louise...anyway I would have done them both!
She could do a remake of A Crackpipe Orange if she wants.
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LMAO!!
How is she just casually let behind the wheels of a car/!?! Disturbing, to say the least.
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Freshfacestripper, was about to say: PARTAY AT YOUR PLACE, WOOOHOO!! But the story's all in the past?! Man!! Lol
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 8:42am.
Meanwhile, Jennifer had this to say:
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ahahahaha!! perfect.
Meanwhile, Jennifer had this to say:
http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/05/jennifer-lawrence.html
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Dream on Cokie McHasn'tchangedonedamnbit... oh and Jennifer Lawrence just ran down to the copshop to get a restraining order.
Submitted by FunFilled on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 7:30am.
My thoughts: if you don't want to deal with the paps, stay the fuck at home, clown lips!
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But then how else can she make a quick buck in the tabloids whining about the paps that she calls before she goes out?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
My thoughts: if you don't want to deal with the paps, stay the fuck at home, clown lips!
Yeah, that would be a remake of "Baise Moi", you stupid busted morlock. Check it out, and those original ladies ROCKED!!
High as fuck on cocaine! Ha hahahaha wtf?? This is actually really funny. Im so glad twitter,facebang,myfuck,and all that shit was only a twinkle in that nerdy dudes eyes when i was sucking cocky for money and doing coke like ginger drom casino. Thank god or would have never got my passport!
Where do we go from here? I wish this poor girl would take a "Katie Holmes Public Lack of Expression" class so I could stop feeling sorry for her and all that Jersey drama I know too well. Ugh. #peekAbooHanLindseyLoohan
How is she behind the wheel again?
I had a DUI 5 years ago and lost my licence for 18 months and a $1500 fine and this bitch is still on the road.
She must be giving free favours to the cops or blowing the DA.
Delusional , Party Of One.. your table is ready.
I swear, I cant with this trick.
like the homeless drunk on the corner , mumbling incoherently..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Does she even have a driver's license? And what broke-ass insurance company would carry her? Can you imagine being a passenger in that Mad Toad ride? Not enough tequila in the world to make that a fun.
J Harvey wrote "Hades"! LOL. Reminds me of Karl on Slingblade.
Karl: "Some people call it hell, I call it Hades."
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Submitted by skidmarx on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:16pm.
I just wish Lilo had one true friend or caring family member in her life to be real with her and help her out. It must be really lonely being her.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:59pm.
I think Sam Ronson tried to help Lilo throughout their tumultuous relationship.
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Maybe so, but she looked like a heroin addict while with SamRo.
Girlfriend's lookin rough. You can only go so long before daily smoking, drinking, and cokin end up catching up with you.
There are some days Lindsay looks like a rough 40, some days, like a rough 30.
This pic makes her look like a rough 40. And she's 25.
End well: this is not going to.
No credit bad credit. No problem. All you need is a paycheck and a bank account. Does that mean johns are paying by check?
Mike, Congrats! I wish I had a sibling to pass on the grandchild bearing duties to. I'm told doggie grandchildren are unacceptable! Lol.
poor lindsey. so lost, so cray-cray.
Submitted by skidmarx on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:16pm.
I think Sam Ronson tried to help Lilo throughout their tumultuous relationship.
Also, since Ronson comes from big money and had a dj career and connections in the music industry, she was probably the one person in Blowhan's life who wasn't using her.
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Maybe she didn't use her, but Ronson definitely benefitted from the high profile of their relationship.
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Music: Rock, ’80s new wave, Brit pop
“She got really good, really quick,” recalls Noel Ashman, who paid Ronson “a few hundred bucks” a night to fill in for her Grammy-winning brother, Mark, at Veruka in late 1997. A decade later, in early 2008, Ronson was said to get about $1,500 a night. By the end of 2008 — often accompanied by Lindsay Lohan — then LA-based Ronson was getting up to $25,000 per show, plus travel expenses. When she played NYC club Covet a few weeks ago, an insider estimates Ronson pulled in between $15,000 and $20,000, but her publicist confirms she can claim up to $50,000.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:32pm.
tralala -- makeup-wise, I'm thinking Blohan's makeup application is like Baby Jane Hudson in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
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I've finally reached the point where I really, truly don't care to know what Lindsay Lohan is doing/saying/thinking. I don't care if it's juicy, or tragic or wonderful, I just am way too disinterested. She has wasted opportunities time and time again and she has no sense of responsibility--always blaming someone else even for things that are so obviously her own fault. She needs serious help but she's not willing to get it even though she could have the resources at the snap of her fingers. I'm over her because she's been deeply over herself for many years.
I'm running out of snark bitchy remarks for Hohan.
tralala -- makeup-wise, I'm thinking Blohan's makeup application is like Baby Jane Hudson in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:32pm.
Totally. I'm also reminded of Minnie Castevet (Rosemary's Baby). And oh yeah-- Norma Desmond (Sunset Boulevard).
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:30pm.
That's it, dude - we're fighting.
Actually, the appropriate response to the situation you describe is, "isn't little ------ getting old enough to have a dog?"
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HA love it! :D
if this happens, i will never recover from the horror. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!
tralala -- makeup-wise, I'm thinking Blohan's makeup application is like Baby Jane Hudson in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
Deb -- I read last week that you're from VP; I grew up there. Born in Chicago, now live down the road from Louise.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:58pm.
Is this default Open Post?
If so, I had lunch with my parents today and they informed me that my boring-ass sister is having a baby! I will never again have to be subtly reminded that they have no grandkids. Woot!!!
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Congrats on dodging that bullet, mike!
Wait though, one won't be enough and soon it'll be "wouldn't it be nice for little twat-face to have to sibling or a cousin?"
That's it, dude - we're fighting.
Actually, the appropriate response to the situation you describe is, "isn't little ------ getting old enough to have a dog?"
I just wish Lilo had one true friend or caring family member in her life to be real with her and help her out. It must be really lonely being her.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:59pm.
I think Sam Ronson tried to help Lilo throughout their tumultuous relationship.
Also, since Ronson comes from big money and had a dj career and connections in the music industry, she was probably the one person in Blowhan's life who wasn't using her.
Come at me bitch!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:06pm.
Even the outside of the car is filthy.
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LTFOL, ugh a Lohan can't catch a damn break! Plus she has a big ass pimple on the right side of her face she's trying to cover up with that stringy hair. Just a damn mess is right. STAY THE FK HOME FOR ONE NIGHT, BLO, JIMINY.
*also heading out to watch 'The Great Escape
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