The "Man Of Steel" Teaser Trailer Is With Us
And that there is pretty much all the Superman you're getting in this shit. Here's the Lana Del Ray (aka "Llama Del Meh" - MK) video-looking teaser for Man of Steel. The clean laundry blowing in the wind, Americana doggies and the lickable Henry Cavill playing Superman working undercover on Wicked Tuna didn't really give me a geek erection. As a dour friend said - "nothing happens, and then he flies." But there's a butterfly!
Fuck Llama Del Meh - it's Superman climbing The Tree Of Life! Where the fuck is Lex Luthor? Will Amy Adams be spelling "Pulitzer Prize" and "Nobel Prize" over and over while hanging off the Eiffel Tower elevator? Margot Kidder was so fucking good in Superman II. She was such a pointy bitch. She smoked. We need a Lois Lane who smokes. Oh, and Sarah Douglas as Ursa! That ho was hot! "SSSSUUUUPPPEERRRMMAAANNNN!" she called in a mocking, vicious manner as she flipped up the manhole cover and flung it at Supes (6:10). How that doesn't make the opening reel of Hollywood classics at the Oscars every year I'll never know.
Er, here they are. Kevin Costner does the voice-over for the first one. There's an alternate version with Russell Crowe under it. I guess it depends on which voice you want to fap to? They're both pretty boring.
Seriously, he's a tuna fisherman?
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Wow...you can see that bum from way up in the sky going toward space.....that is how great Superman's bum is......Baby's got back!!
The music is from the Lord of the Rings, from the scene where Gandalf dies. The singer is actually a boy called Ben del Maestro.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:30am.
Finneee, once again I will sacrifice myself to volunteer to investigate this mystery. the things you gotta do for mankind.
The fact that they are playing Howard Shore's "The Bridge of Khazad Dum" during this trailer gives me nerdy, nerdy goosebumps.
Loopy, yes but we know better! Still, I feel this may require further investigation... Lol
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Are they trying to subliminally tell us that Henry Cavill like tuna when we all know that Henry Cavill loves beef?
If by intervention, we all take turns, then yes, yes, we should.
GAWD, I'd fuck him until he looked like a dried up prune. There would be no fluids left.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Alright, Dlisters....it's clear we need to stage an intervention for Henry Cavill.
*puts on riot gear*
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:39pm.
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hahahahahhahahahaaa! PERFECT
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:31pm.
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That Lana video +_+
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I.D.C if it is another superhero movie.
Henry Cavill is the yums.
I have been re-watching The Tudors on Netflix and he is so GD hot!
JRM is sexy times too
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Lucifer, I was actually upset when I saw pics of Henry's gf. Like,seriously?
He needs some Latina in his life.
Call me, Henry!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Yawn. Clark Kent is a hitchhiking longshoreman now?
Superman again? Ugh!
They'll probably "reboot" this a week after it opens. Hollywood is plum out of ideas.
I've said it before (as have others), but I'm so damn over these superhero movies.
Saw the beginning of Llama del Meh's video. I'm so utterly bewildered by her success. She's so fucking boring, and her face makes me cringe. Those lips are just as gross and unnatural as BloHan's.
I was just thinking this today, and it's ironic (in my bored mind, anyway), that her name in Spanish means Money of the King. Lana is slang for money in Spanish. It did take daddy's money to ultimately make her into what she is, at least that unforgivable face.
Sans, glad I was able to clear that up, hehehe
Oh, I forgot Henry was in Count of Monte Cristo too! He's filled out very nicely!
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Sounds like Lord of the Rings music.
Oh I get it: this is the * dark, artsy* Superman. In every franchise there's one. Just make sure he's got dem Superman tights on, that's all I ask.
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Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 3:58pm.
What ever happened to that carved out of cream cheese hottie Superman that came out about 6-7 years ago? I'm too lazy to look it up on my crackberry.
OK it was Superman Returns. I thought that Superman was pretty cute.
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Ahh, me too. That was Brandon Routh.
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lol Within...he is stupidly gorgeous, so I guess that cancels out his last name *snort*
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Sans, I have it on good authority that his real name is Boner.
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How can you go through your entire life having the last name "Bomer?"
I mean, come on.
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Lucy♥♥, I agree, Boner is top of the heap here! Although, dim pretty boys do have their charm too... Don't know much about Henry, only that he's hot as hell all sweaty and dirty in his pics!
I wouldn't mind watching them together... mmm mm mmm
ETA: I have a question, would Superman not have a bulge in that outfit? ;)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Watch the tudors. Seriously. It's not that many episodes (it's over) and it's full of historical inaccuracies...but it's a good little show and has tons of eye candy.
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LOL. Like the fact that Henry was good looking and cut like a UFC fighter, for one.
Lucifer - Cavill's gf is way out of his league (okay, I'm just a bitter jealous ho because I want him all for myself!)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:50pm.
LOL! I heard they were considering Boner for Superman for the longest time, and that idea fell through *for some reason* (ie the studio didn't want to take a risk because he's openly gay, IMO)
So they got the Tesco version of Boner, ha! Just joking. I'm sure Cavill is pretty; he just looks too much like a dimwit to me and his girlfriend IRL is hideous so I don't trust his judgement.
*Cue Shaq jizzing himself*
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Diamond (Salma/Honey?) & Foxxy, HAHAHAHAHHA I knew someone would look, that was just for Henry you two! And who mentioned Boner, was it sexy Lucy? I don't care what this movie's about, gimme Henry & Boner!
*I'd throw bikini top at Matt but he'd throw it back* lol
Hi Sal!!!!
ETA: I wish I'd watched the Tudors now...
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So when I googled (binged, actually) this Henry Cavill person, Woody Allen pops up in the middle of the images. WTF??? Cracked me the hell up.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=henry+cavill&FORM=HDRSC2
Wanted -
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to remake Superman or Spiderman, I can tell you I don't have any money for your reboots. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of being insightfully sarcastic on the internet. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my superheroes go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....with my super harsh words." There. Fixed :)
Deb, Salacious, et al - 'The Tudors' is also on Netflix insant watch.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I think The Tudors is one of my favorite shows ever. Have it all on dvd. Henry and JRM are beyond yummy. I just picture licking their bodies... anyway
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:40pm.
I think Brandon Routh did well. The story could've been better but the reboot was in the right direction had it not been for the whole thing with Louis Lane. (I don't want to spoil it for anyone who's not seen it)
I saw it and the only memorable thing about it was Kate Bosworth's anorexia moustache. Still waiting for my £7 back.
"Man of Steek"? I'll have what YOU'RE smokin, J. Harvey!
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i know you will hate me for saying it but I like Rusty's version
LOL, kyky. I wouldn't blame you...as long as you let me hump the other one.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I would trample my own children for the opportunity to hump just one of Henry's legs. FUCKING. PERFECT.
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Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 3:58pm.
What ever happened to that carved out of cream cheese hottie Superman that came out about 6-7 years ago? I'm too lazy to look it up on my crackberry.
OK it was Superman Returns. I thought that Superman was pretty cute.
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I think Brandon Routh did well. The story could've been better but the reboot was in the right direction had it not been for the whole thing with Louis Lane. (I don't want to spoil it for anyone who's not seen it)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Watch the tudors. Seriously. It's not that many episodes (it's over) and it's full of historical inaccuracies...but it's a good little show and has tons of eye candy.
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Amen, sister!
Hey if I could fly like that, I'd get a job downtown again!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Really? Another fucking "dark and gritty" reboot? And now Clark Kent hitchhikes? That was lifted from the old Hulk show! WTF is this shit?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:09pm.
Watch the tudors. Seriously. It's not that many episodes (it's over) and it's full of historical inaccuracies...but it's a good little show and has tons of eye candy.
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OK I don't watch any series type shows so I miss out on all the hotties on these type of shows. If its not a charactor off Family Guy or a major actor chances are I don't know who they are. I looked up Cavill and he looks like the love of child of Zac Effron and Jesse Matcalfe in the pics I saw.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But if you make another damn Superman or Spiderman movie I will kill you.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Superman is boring as hell, they were smart to cast somebody as undeniably hot as Henry in order to get some people to go...Christopher Reeves and Brandon Roth are both bland, boring bitches
Henry Cavill is a dead man. The superman curse never dies.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
What ever happened to that carved out of cream cheese hottie Superman that came out about 6-7 years ago? I'm too lazy to look it up on my crackberry.
OK it was Superman Returns. I thought that Superman was pretty cute.
Sweet Jesus, Henry Cavill is hot as hell.
I know this is sacrilege, but I always thought Christopher Reeve 'Superman' was goofy as fuck. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking 'Superman's kind of doofus. Flying is cool though.' I adored Lex Luthor from the drop though.
While I agree that he resembles Matt Bomer, I hardly think Bomer was robbed. 'White Collar'<<<<<'The Tudors'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.