Monday, July 23rd 2012

Night Crumbs

While giving us some "Double Trouble as a cocktail waitress at a Mayan-themed bar in Las Vegas" shit, Demi Lovato's side titty came out for the children at the Teen Choice Awards - Popoholic

The 4 other Spice Girls should just perform with a pair of huge ass sunglasses on top of a broomstick and nobody will know the difference - Lainey Gossip

Somehow I don't know what's more ridiculous: Avril Lavigne's Skillrex hair or this sad excuse for a staged lesbian-themed photo shoot - The Superficial 

The Muppets are fucking done with Chik-Fil-A professionally - Towleroad

This is how Kellie Pickler salutes the troops - Hollywood Tuna 

Jorts + Morrissey's face + Shia LaDouche's arm muscles = a panty creaming moment I'm not proud of - Just Jared

You probably have most of these pictures of ASkars in a fap material folder you hide under your pillow, but why not lay your eyes on them again? - The Berry 

CoCo's 8th world wonder camel toe uncovered - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Why do the Dance Mom girls look like miniaturized Real Housewives? - Celebitchy

Tara Reid is laid up in a French hospital with acute pancreatitis and I'm surprised to hear that her drunk ass still has a pancreas - ICYDK

Justin Theroux's bulging arm veins tells me that he's a fist pig's dream come true - I'm Not Obsessed

Pictures of Mila Kunis sucking on an actual used douche bottle would be less vomit-inducing than these pictures of her kissing on Ashton Kutcher - Cityrag

RiRi is still in a bikini - Celebslam

BREAKING: Our Lady of Cheetos is actually wearing pants - Popsugar

Because this day definitely needed more French nalgas - OMG Blog 

Today's "the devil is still very much alive in this world" moment is brought to you by Kristen Stewart's dark-sided and fuglified finger shoes! - SOW 

Posted by: Michael K


beakers bitch's picture

Yay for the Muppets!

In those pics, Mila looks way more into it than Ashton. Huh? MacCauley Culkin to Kutcher and he doesn't even look into it. What is wrong with this picture?

Anonymouse73's picture

Is that an unfortunate shadow or is that nip?

So tacky.

Kitsi's picture

I flipped out on the Drunken Stepfather link about Coco. How are women still judged and objectified like that and disrespected like that even now? Made me ill. She's a wife, friends, aunt, daughter etc. Her character and body along with her marriage were picked apart maliciously with undue vulgarity. Anyone else mad or just me?

swarm-of-locusts's picture

I look at these Disney, Inc grads and I wonder when all of this Walt Disney, 1960s nostalgia is going to be put aside and a serious federal investigation is going to go into that company and clean house.

Tara Reid has finally had one shot too many. Those Belieber girls entire presentation is a testament to poor parenting choices.

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SANS FARDS's picture

RIP, Sally Ride. Sad news :(

I really have lost all respect for Mila Kunis now that she's sexing Asston Cooter (thanks Dog, for that moniker). You could have any guy in the world, and you go for that loser? smdh.

Is that Pete Doperty on Shia LaDouche's shirt?

What exactly does Demi Lovato....uh....do? Besides be a drunk belligerent mess?

Lawd....the five toed shoes. I never thought I'd see a more fug monstrosity than "wedding uggs," but there you go.

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WinterOwl22's picture

Oh Demi. SMH

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Coco, I love your ass, but I could have lived without that image of that badly shaved beaver burned into my brain. Panties are your friend.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 7:55pm.

You like the dress because you can see bewbs, admit it...

*rolls eyes*

Hekki's picture

Also, that muscle over her knee looks like a big cellulite dimple.

Hekki's picture

miz: She's worse? Dog help us...

I always get her mixed up with Selena Gomez. Is Demi the one who went to rehab?

Whamo's picture

I gotta say I kinda like that dress

*runs and hide*

Demi is so much hotter than those other hoes Selena and Miley and sings better. How did she not blow up before? Oh yea cocaine. If she does blow up I'm sure coke will find its way back to her. Hopefully not though.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 7:29pm.

yes and her passing and news of gabby giffords going to the top of the frech alps were relegated to the last five minutes of the national news. meanwhile, back in gotham...

it's a gd shame.

on topic: at the risk of stealing lucy's usual thunder: who the fuck is demi levato?

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miz cynical's picture

Hekki: I think that Demi may be worse than Lohan. Her parents seem like they're just as bad as the Lohans, though. Such famewhores that they named their daughter after Demi Moore. To me, that indicates some conceived with fame whorin' on the brain BS.

The Machine's picture

At what point do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself "I'm going to a function for children, I'm going to flash my tits the entire time!"

Trashy crackhead.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Alcohol abuse = pancreatitis.

TexnDoc's picture

Damn, there was a lot of work to get that half-boob out there on Nickelodeon.

mike's picture

Dōmo arigatō, Demi Lovato, Dōmo arigatō, Demi Lovato...

Anonymous101's picture

Sluts, I have some OT sad news :( Just saw on a FB newsfeed that Sally Ride died from pancreatic cancer. So we lost someone who was actually a role model for young girls, especially for those into the sciences, but the Kuntrashians are still among us. FUKITALL!!! :(

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Bryan Cranston's (Breaking Bad) first TV appearance:

http://www.vulture.com/2012/07/bryan-cranston-first-appearance-on-tv.htm...

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

That hair is a disaster, didn't she learn anything from watching Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion?

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MissJaneTexas's picture

I like her ring. Dress is fug.

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Hekki's picture

This trick is Lohan 2.0. Just watch.