A Possibly Illegal Minka Kelly Sex Tape Is Making The Rounds
TMZ says that long before Minka Kelly, seen here poking the eyes out of her dog friend (or whatever the hell she's doing in that picture above) a couple of weeks ago, made a piece of Styrofoam look like it's full of emotions by trying to act on Friday Night Lights, she made a fuck tape that's currently being shopped to the highest bidder. Those of you whores who are into the bland cauliflower version of Leighton Meester and have been waiting for this moment, shouldn't pull down your panties just yet. Because TMZ says that Minka's sex tape could close the PedoBear Film Festival, because there's a chance she's under the age of 18 in it. So that's why when you Googled "Minka Kelly Sex Tape" just now, this GIF came up.
Apparently, Minka Kelly (or as the CDC calls her, Jeter Herpe Victim #864) made the tape in New Mexico with an ex-boyfriend and they both knew their crotch thrusts were being recorded. The camera was set up on a tripod and was hooked up to a TV, so Minka and her boyfriend could watch themselves going at it. TMZ thinks that the tape could be stamped with the PedoBear seal of approval, because Minka dances and sings to two songs on Brandy's "Never Say Never" album, which came out two weeks before Minka's 18th birthday on June 8, 1998.
If Minka is playing the "Mah Pussay Was Illegal In That Video" card to stop hos from seeing that shit if it leaked, then she needs to come up with better proof than the Brandy thing. I mean, Brandy's "Never Say Never" album is as classic as Beethoven and not a second goes by when someone on this planet isn't dancing and singing to it. So the Brandy theory is invalid. But the most shocking detail of this sex tape is that Minka can actually sing and dance at the same time since anybody who watched that Charlie's Angels mess know that she can't say lines and act at the same time.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:36am.
lol lighting can do alot to improve sexy times
Loopy, that's excellent, good lighting is essential! I'm picturing spot lights, patrol lights, flashlights, stage lights, studio lights.... disco mirror lights! LOLOLOLOL
"Gay Braille in the dark" - a most useful talent! Forget the lights baby... ☺☺
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:35am.
alex dimitriades, yes i likes me some greek boys lol yes siiiirrreeee
my list is more like top 50 lol im not fussy,
at the end of the day, the face can be a 5 but if the body is a 10, then i say "dont be a stranger, come keep my bed warm baby".
plus i have awesome lighting in my bedroom, so i can always dim the lights and not see the face and my fingers are like Gay Braille in the dark, if it touches nice abs, pecs and all that, then i don't worry bout the face.
Loops, 'k a list of 10 then... Gandy check. If we can add from the past, I really dig Alex Dimitriades circa his Head On days in '98! Hell yes! That's 8. Saw this recently and that boy is smokin'. Do you know him?
OnT: Still think Jeter has some kink and needs a sex tape *shakes head NO*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:09am.
Ohhh yes gandy is fine too.
awww i cant let jakey poo go, especially if jakey poo dresses in his prince of persia gear.
Loopy, you forgot Gandy! He goes to number 1 and Jake falls off the list. Only 6 allowed? Let me think a little harder... Only present day hotties, right? ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 2:05pm.
feel free to suggest more names lol
those were just some of the names i could come up with cuz it was late and i wanted to sleep.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 2:25pm.
Ohh lorrd If Joe Manjello had his sex tape "accidentally" leaked.
I'd have my credit card handy to buy the video from which ever site is selling it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "Given that most people had never heard of her until today I'd say she knows exactly what she's doing. Concave faced nobody."
Oh SNAP!
That made me gasp out loud. HAHHAHAHA!
Submitted by Im the Mary: "Is that her entire first name? Or is it shortened from something like Dominkas or Minkalina? It sounds too much like "stink". I never heard of that name before and that hard k in the middle makes my brains throb."
Well, back in the early 90s I met an Australian girl named Minka. I imagine you'd get teased a lot.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:25pm.
Lol. I guess, but I don't know why people would pay money to own such worthless crap.
Another sex tape? ??
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:16pm.
A lof of people seem so easily played by celebrities media ploys. Why would a sex tape just get leaked all of the sudden after years? Like whomever forgot they had a sex tape with a sorta famous person until they were cleaning out their attic last weekend or something. It's so pathetic and desperate.
Guest, I'd watch if Jeter was in it! Hehehehe
@EC, sucks to go back to work! Need a vacation from your vacation, right?!?! Awesome that you had fun! Count down to December now... Lolol ;D
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I'm with Evil Cupcake on this one...extreme YAWN!!!
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Tapes at www.SexTapeOn.Com
but is there one with Jeter in it? Kidding! Just kidding.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 2:56pm.
Hey Evil! How was the trip?
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KIKI! *Squeals*
Trip was awesome. Wish I was still on it!
Another HOLLYWEIRD waste of everything....
Hey Evil! How was the trip?
Meh to Minka Kelly. She's pretty in an every girl kind of way, but that's about it.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Show me a Nick Offerman-Megan Mullaly sex tape. I bet those two really know how to let the freak flag fly.
i smelt her "HO ON THE LOW" stench from the get go
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That means we get to see her Wheaten Terrier (and I don't mean the one with the pink bandana!)
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:49pm.
zzzzzzzzzzz snooooreee borrrrringgg.
where are the sex tape for the following actors.
1. joe mangello
2. matt boner
3. henry cavill
4. chris hemsworth
5. chris evans
6. jakey poo (with hairy chest YES PLEASE)
those are a few of my favourite things.
on that note im going to sleep.
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THIS!!!
Esp. Joe and Henry my personal favourites. I just saw Joe Manjello on WWHL and he is not only HOT but very funny.
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She's pretty in that vanilla, attainable 'girl next door' way Yanks are so obsessed with.
Porn? I'd sooner watch the pros.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
OurMissC, you know a hott man on a bed gets our attention anyway! Hahha
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:49pm.
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Sure, start something and then run offfff!
Co-sign the list btw!
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@Twat Muffin, Within Reason and big bendy
My avatar is from a screen cap that was on Square Hippies. I think the moobs are just the angle and position. I photoshopped just to brighten the image.
Not watching True Blood yet. Plan to start Netflixing it soon.
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
I've only seen her in The Roommate and she was hot in that and the acting was decent. I'd watch it just for the hell of it. Let me know when Idris Elba drops a sex tape. Call it black snake moaning or something clever like that lol.
When will people ever learn? Don't make sex tapes. They always get in the wrong hands. Is it really that thrilling to videotape yourself? Is it worth the humiliation when it gets passed around? DUH!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:34pm.
Hi Bendy! Yep, I am back. Vacation went by waaaay too fast.
As for these dumb ass celeb sex tapes, I have yet to see any of them, and hope to keep it that way.
She has a fine pedigree, this one! *snort*
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Submitted by Im the Mary on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:20pm.
Is that her entire first name? Or is it shortened from something like Dominkas or Minkalina? It sounds too much like "stink". I never heard of that name before and that hard k in the middle makes my brains throb.
Yeah, her wiki says her name is Minka Dumont Dufay. Her dad is Rick Dufay from Aerosmith and her mom was a stripper (last name Kelly).
my favorite at ytmnd.com
http://nicenamedumpy.ytmnd.com/
zzzzzzzzzzz snooooreee borrrrringgg.
where are the sex tape for the following actors.
1. joe mangello
2. matt boner
3. henry cavill
4. chris hemsworth
5. chris evans
6. jakey poo (with hairy chest YES PLEASE)
those are a few of my favourite things.
on that note im going to sleep.
She's gorgeous.
But besides that I don't know who she is or care.
lol chris hansen
http://canirapeyouanally.ytmnd.com/
In other words,she has no career, no skills for a regular job, so what's the next step? Sex tape, what else!
Bigbendy, I thought my little screen was lie-telling. I think it's the angle, Meloni has excellent pecs but I was seeing moobies.... *looks up to the skies and cringes!* ... However, the fact he's half nekkid in bed is a plus!
OnT: ya Minka's hot but good sex tapes are hard to make! lolol low expectations for this... Let me know how it turns out!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:27pm.
Twatty, I'm still getting over OurMissC's Meloni avie! It looks like Chris has boobies!!!!!!! *runs and hides* I'M SORRRRRRRRRRY hahahahah
Within, I know right. Is it photoshopped or a bad angle? We all know our Meloni does NOT look like that!
Submitted by sofster101 on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:24pm.
What's up with that hair line?
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Ugh, it's like mine. I have half a dozen widow's peaks in various spots.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:58pm.
Sex tapes are so 2004. *yawn*
EC, you're back!!!!! How is your frosting,baby?
I don't care about minka dinka.........I just read that John Travolta has taken his 'wife' on a romantic vacation.............to MIKONOS !!!!! ha ha ha ha
for those that don't get the significance - its very gay - I should know - back in the day I was cruised in the public urinal by a GREEK ORTHODOX PRIEST in full robe and cross....true story.
Twatty, I'm still getting over OurMissC's Meloni avie! It looks like Chris has boobies!!!!!!! *runs and hides* I'M SORRRRRRRRRRY hahahahah
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:16pm.
Lucy - I like my pron klassy. I don't want to watch celebs getting their fuck on. Most are too distracted by the camera to even act like they are enjoying it.
Gimmed professional pron actors who are used to a camera in the room please.
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Absofreakinlutely!
The celeb sex tapes suck
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:12pm.
Does anyone really care about celebrity sex tapes when you can watch youporn for free?
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I don't know if anyone watches it to get off, probably more to see famous people humiliate themselves and check out their junk.
I don't care about seeing celebs naked. That one time I saw Rihanna's coin slot was enough.
What's up with that hair line?
Uhmm...what about the guy in it? Well let's see if she's 18 he can go on with life, if she's underage and he's 18 or older he gets charged with statutory rape.
Is that her entire first name? Or is it shortened from something like Dominkas or Minkalina? It sounds too much like "stink". I never heard of that name before and that hard k in the middle makes my brains throb.