Well, There Goes This Salope's French Fan Club
Vadge somehow decided that the best way to respond to the political hate she's getting from the far-right for putting a swastika over the face of France's Front National party leader Marine Le Pen during her MDNA show was to celebrate the country's tolerance by performing in an intimate concert for 2,700 members of her fan club. Fans waited overnight to get a ticket to the show at the Olympia club in Paris last night. If you're about to put your morning cocktail on the ground to re-chill it since Hell has obviously frozen over now that Vadge has done something nice by giving her fans a free concert, don't. That show was far from free. Greedy bitch charged $100 to $350 for a ticket to see her wide open memaw crotch show.
But the show was streamed on YouTube for free and I checked into that mess about 20 minutes or so in. I was just in time to watch Professor Madge launch into a looooonger than looooong high school history lecture about Paris' significance as a cultural capital and then she said something about how we all need to come together as a people. Or something like that. I don't know, that's when I pulled out my Pee Chee folder and started to draw dick pictures in pencil on it.
Once Madge finished her speech, she didn't perform for that much longer. The show lasted only 45 minutes and many fans were not exactly farting out bombs of happiness over paying up to $350 for some short shit that included a long speech they could've read for free on a 9th grader's history paper. Some of Madge's fans think she should've used that rope as a noose, because she's dead to them now.
When the lights came up and it was clear Madge was not coming out again, fans launched water bottles at the stage and called her a "salope" (which apparently means "slut" or "bitch"). Get some of this pricelessness below:
Oh, France, thank you for that. But you know, Madge has built an entire career from being a salope, so I'm totally disappointed that she didn't come out while they were booing, bow and say, "MERCI, SALOPES!"
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At least she waxes that box, no Demi situation here.
http://www.naughtyempire.com/content/082005-demi-06.jpg
She won't stop until she brakes something, bitch is making so much money from gullable people who will pay crazy amounts to see her. When did mediocrity become so popular?
"I apologize if someone said this before me because I haven't read back yet, but she looks like she is wearing one of those oh so sassy Lady Depends underneath her g-string."
You write as if you were wearing one on your head.
"She doesn't have the '80s sexy exhuberance she had back then, but she's got something that's transformed into something else. Not sure what. But I like how she's changing the idea that we should all drop off the earth or start knitting at 50."
Imagine people in their 50's (part of which is the punk genration), going all cardies.
One would think those waiting for them to do that, were young in the 50's.
"What is wrong with her crotch area in that pic? It just looks like .... a box. I can't get my head around it."
Do many have this condition ? Is it really hard to see it in 3D, where it doesn't look like .... a box ?
Weird lol
I bet your flanges are triple the size.
Her crotch looks flattened, you have to think in 3D, then it makes sense. Also pixelated moiré effect, I'd say.
She has a small pussy, when you look at normal pics of her naked. Smaller than average.
You're welcome.
Anyone stupid enough to waste their money on that no-talent trash deserves what they get.
OMG, at least she is out there doing SOMETHING. Who cares what she does? Would you like it better if she wore a sequined gown and took a gig on America's Got Talent. Leave the bitch alone.
this is just one of the many reasons gay people cant ever get anywhere is handing our last dime to this FOOL.
just useless in every sense of the word and the very essence and definition of SATAN which is :
myself at the expense of everyone else.
well done Vadge. now show your sagging gooch and count your money.
like that SNL skit from the 70s.. THE THING THAT WOULDNT LEAVE
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:58pm.
What's that shady looking stuff where her legs attach to her body? Is… is it… mold??
hahaha. Sawdust and glue?
LMFAO! These comments are too much! You hors are on a roll!
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That really sucks, Madge!
But did anyone see those *hotte salopes* in her audience?! mmm mmm
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here's an unpopular opinion: if she can put on a world tour that ends up being one of the largest ever (b/c people actually pay to see it), then why would she stop? she's embarrassing herself all the way to the bank.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
That gun is pointing in the wrong direction.
I am going to put that picture in the garden shed and see if it scares the mice away.
I never used to be a fan of the French, but now, well things chance.
Submitted by tornadolie
why does her nether regions resemble a ken doll?
LOL. MTE.
So embarrassing.
I love that salope
I apologize if someone said this before me because I haven't read back yet, but she looks like she is wearing one of those oh so sassy Lady Depends underneath her g-string.
"Her flashing of body parts is just not as sexy as it used to be"Mani6 wrote.
Was it/she ever sexy though? Although have you noticed there seems to be some correlation between Madonna aging and showing more of her body, soon she'll be walking around naked, it's really only a matter of time. I say her next tour she'll be naked.
Yeah she had that sex book, but this is a nipple her, a butt cheek there, another nipple, a pubic hair there.
She really doesn't exist to herself unless she's being observed by large numbers of people. How sad for her.
Why doesn't MK have reply bottoms?
Her crotch shouldn't be an object of ridicule at this stage in her legacy.
She's been replaced by a robot or alien.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 7:51pm.
She had the lighting people illuminate her "crotch" area. You can see that the light is the same as in the background, pinkish, which is why it looks so strange.
Madonna would you please take all of your body parts and GO AWAY!!
LOL! Really! Her flashing of body parts is just not as sexy as it used to be. Attention getting not!
Was that :salope" or "sloppy"?
I choose the latter.
And did they start chanting "shame on you" in English?
French gheys need to make up their damn minds.
She had the lighting people illuminate her "crotch" area. You can see that the light is the same as in the background, pinkish, which is why it looks so strange.
Madonna would you please take all of your body parts and GO AWAY!!
I wonder if Madonna is going to have a reality show when she reaches 60...it has to happen, what else is there going to be left for her. She can't act, can't sing, can't direct, can't write. Remarkable no talent and yet she's a multi millionaire.
Although I've started to think of Madonna as an athlete than anything else she's labeled herself.
I used to respect her work ethic, but now I just can't stand her nor her work ethic which is what allows her to stay in the spotlight.
She's so cold and soulless.
I love Madonna's live shows (on DVD, because I'd never pay the big bucks for her actual concert) but am amazed by the speed at which she is completely decimating her legacy with the absolutely ridiculous and sad grasps for attention. Is she really that far-removed from the real world that she thinks this is in any way shocking or edgy? She's obviously surrounded by nothing but kiss-ass 'yes' people but anyone half-way intelligent would know that this is just plain pathetic. Not to mention what this seriously must do to her children's psyches. Btw, did she have a box transplant because she done wore out the original one?...because that is a seriously scary crotch.
Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 3:55pm.
The last cd I bought of hers was Bedtime Stories. She pretty much lost me after that. I hate her crappy music now. She was cool and shocking in the 80's/early 90's. But now she is just a caricature.
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Agreed about the caricature, but I actually really liked Confessions on a Dance Floor, especially when it was offered as one long song on iTunes. It was a pretty cohesive set that didn't rely on then-current guests (see Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I don't know what that is where her puss should be, but it looks like vern troyer's torso playing the piano, and it scares me.
I guess anybody who is still her fan at this point has to expect a certain amount of suffering.
How the flighty have fallen. Check out how she was received in 1987:
http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1987/Madonna-Strikes-Premier-s-Fancy-Sparks...
Saying this as a former fan...she needs to stop. Cancel the tour and go back to America to regroup. It is *not* 1987 anymore. Enough with the crotch shots, tits, swastikas, mooning. That shit was passe when she attempted it with the "Sex" book twenty years ago. Oh, and shut the F up about Gaga. The more you mention her, the more attention you put *on* her.
Just go retire gracefully and play Xbox with your latest cradle-robbed piece.
She doesn't have the '80s sexy exhuberance she had back then, but she's got something that's transformed into something else. Not sure what. But I like how she's changing the idea that we should all drop off the earth or start knitting at 50. Keep on wit yo bad self, Madonna.
Pull that thong back. Ugh. Down and back
There's an air of desperation floating around her now. What should Madge do for the rest of her life? The problem, of course, is her limited talent -- beyond recycling other people's ideas.
You guys are freaking me out with her crotch region. I'm thinking (hoping) that it's just her panty hose creating some kind of gross optical illusion.
Madonna is just going crazy now. I don't like to throw in too many memaw jokes at her, but in this instance her sanity seems to be eroding with age.
UPDATE: okay, i think i know what it is. if you spread your legs really apart, and i mean reaaaaaly -- using all your caballah powers -- it IS possible to make it look like that, though it rarely happens to mere mortals
50 shades of GROSS!
those labia chops look like they're oozing onto the chair. ?? photosloppy. xo
What is wrong with her crotch area in that pic? It just looks like .... a box. I can't get my head around it.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
I cannot identify the troubling anatomy displayed between her legs. It's just not right (and to confirm, I got out a hand mirror!!!). A female crotch should not look thus. Come ON. She should be covering that shit up not putting it on display. Good lord!
The day this attention whore is unable to perform anymore is the day she's going to kill herself and take the rest of the world with her. Her ego is frightening.
Time for the old bag to hang it up. This act is very old and boring like her.
I am so puzzled by her bizarre pelvic construction, I had to read all the comments to see if I am the only one who has never seen leg joints that far apart before.
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hey, it's tough out there for us oldsters, ya know. what with all the junior SALOPE'S like Gaga and Katy Perry stealing your shit, whaddyou expect?
this hag is still desperately trying to hang on to whatever relevance she's barely had in the past decade, so cut granny some slack. besides, I'm sure she's still the best lip-syncer in the game - and lawd knows, that's worth the price of admission alone, 'cos it's like art, right?
So sick of her. Why doesn't she just retire? She's appearing as totally desperate showing her memaw cooch and thinking she is as cute and sexy as she was in '84.
Loved her two first albums and her Erotica album in the early '90's. And loved her in Desperately Seeking Susan. (I was a teen in the '80's, brings back good memories to watch it)
She's not edgy or shocking. She's lowered herself to Gaga level.
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OMG! I couldn't agree more. I LOVED her in the 80's (I was a teenager back then too). She was so fucking cool back then. Just thinking of her in the Burning Up video or Like A Virgin video or doing Holiday live brings back fond memories. She really was the shit back then. I wanted to be just like her (along with millions of other teenage girls lol). And I loved her in DSS too. That's the only movie she was any good in. Probably because she pretty much played herself.
The last cd I bought of hers was Bedtime Stories. She pretty much lost me after that. I hate her crappy music now. She was cool and shocking in the 80's/early 90's. But now she is just a caricature.
If you're dumb enough to pay $100-350 to see Madonna, you deserve to be ripped off. Idiots!
Can't stand this hag. Her only talent is showing off her body. PUT.IT.AWAY
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You are all infidels and heathens.
ew! Gross! Looks like she shat into flesh-colored boxers and put a black thong over it!
Gross. Plus, what a massive cunt for charging an arm and a leg and performing so little.
She looks like the Divine Miss M in that second thumb. Apologies to Bette. *snaps self in the taint*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
*kicks Jacko in the taint* :P
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Madonna mange miere: comme caca. translation eat shit madoona.
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