Adrienne Maloof And Paul Nassif Are Over
Blind item solved! The almost 10-year-old marriage between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof and her plastic surgeon husband Dr. Paul Nassif has died just like your morning appetite after seeing this picture of him shoot cream into her mouth with his skin gun.
Those of you who actually watch The Real Dynasty Wannabes of Beverly Hills aren't exactly choking on shock over Paul filing for legal separation, because: a) Who gives a shit? b) Reality shit shows kill marriages faster than Kristen Stewart's home wrecking slow whore mouth; and c) Adrienne treats Paul like he's a piece of shit hanging at the end of her Botox needle. Although, in Adrienne's defense, if my plastic surgeon husband helped to make me look like a half-melting Ron Perlman as The Beast action figure, I too would treat him like shit.
Adrienne tells Radar that she's really sad about this news she's splitting with Paul for the sake of her children, "I'm so sorry that this is happening but my children are my life and sometimes we need to do what's best for them. It's an unfortunate situation but, I have to have my kids best interest at heart."
"My kids best interest at heart"? This Mufasa-faced bitch can't be serious. She needs to stop injecting her face with RestyCollaBotoxwhatever and shoot her face up with a CLUE instead. Because if she really cared about her kids' best interest, she wouldn't embarrass them by sticking tinsel extensions in her hair all the time. No grown woman should have hair like a My Little Pony's ass. Bitch thinks she's Spectra.
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Also, no one here is mentioning that La Maloof gives lots of people (me included) gayelle vibes.
DiamondDogs, I liked Paul, too. He seemed like the only decent husband on that show.
My sister and I used to play this game, looking at catalogs and in shop windows: you have to choose one thing and you can only choose one. I constantly play this in my head. So on the Housewives shows, I wonder which husband, which house, which wife's wardrobe, etc. I'd choose Paul as the husband, Kyle's house and probably Kim's wardrobe (that's the rub of "you HAVE to choose one"!).
Actually, as far as i know (since I am a complete loser who cares) AM is one of the few HW's to not hate as a fake, she actually has (new) money but she works hard. Also she looks like a tiger! LOL
as for Paul, she treated him soo bad, ITA, good for him, there are plenty of Taylors in waiting who would be glad to be his sex slave for free Botox!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Paul wasn't Adrienne's face ruiner. She felt that was a little too close for comfort and used another Beverly Hills face ruiner. As for the children, why not try to fix your marriage with therapy as opposed to breaking up a family? Lots of people with small kids work it out. Small kids are why most people contemplate divorce anyway. They are a pain in the ass.
"and sometimes we need to do what's best for them [kids]."
Yeah, sometimes...
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That picture of these two melting wax faces just makes my stomach say bye bye breakfast.
who? and who?
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Not surprised. She treated him like shit. He seemed like a nice guy, and had some common sense. Guess she gave him the Maloof Hoof.
Ew. Ew. And who cares?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I dont watch this shit show but I have the feeling that these two douch nozzles are part of what's wrong with America.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't know them, but pink lipstick and nails clashes with red. I agree with the guy there she needs to be shot in the face for that. Who the hell has ever looked good in frosted pink lipstick. Besides Angelyne.
There is no way I'd let that douche near my face with a syringe. He looks mentally disabled.
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I've never seen either of them in anything and, based on your comments, sounds like that's a good thing.
I guess divorcing was for the sake of the kids if she's really that contemptuous of him. Nothing more awkward and ugly than one half of a couple putting down the other half in public.
Submitted by Lutrelle: "She look like a seahorse"
*dies laughing*
I hope he had a prenup! that bitch got MONEY!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Spectra! I completely forgot about her! I had her when I was little but I don't remember ever seeing the commercial. I think I got her just because she was pink and shiny. I was always confused why she was metallic and the other Barbies were plastic. It all makes sense now. You can always count on Dlisted to piece together your childhood mysteries. Thanks!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:44am.
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did
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Bawahaaaaa!!! Sweet Jesus Weezy that made me laugh my ass off!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:46am.
Good. Maybe he will find a woman who will treat him better than shit on the bottom of her shoe.
I never bought their "friendly bickering" act. She was WAY too contemptuous of him. I don't think insulting each other constantly is loving. (Which is why I hated "The Honeymooners". Ralph and Alice treated each other horribly!)
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I know what you mean about The Honeymooners. I've always hated that show and the way he was always threatening to hit his wife. It made me uncomfortable.
She is 51. Bitch is them kids grandma. Lbvvs
Good. Maybe he will find a woman who will treat him better than shit on the bottom of her shoe.
I never bought their "friendly bickering" act. She was WAY too contemptuous of him. I don't think insulting each other constantly is loving. (Which is why I hated "The Honeymooners". Ralph and Alice treated each other horribly!)
Her statement about getting divorced for the kid's sake is horrible. It reminds me of Deep Thoughts.
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'"
yea youre right MK who gives a shit.
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I am happy to see he did get his 10 years in b4 he dumps her ugly old ass, of course that too is for the kids.
She gave her 3 boys a fine example of how they can expect to be treated by a wife.
The only way I know who these people are is because Ryan Nassif (their nephew) dated Kendall Jenner and I don't even want to know why or how I know that.
She look like a seahorse
she's a cunt and treats him like crap. he didn't do her plastic surgery because if he did, she'd look a whole lot better. her face is a mess and she has the worst taste in clothes, shoes and hair.
Paul to yo Adrienne ......shut up and suck ma jizz beotch.
Who gits the house?!?!?!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:23am.
@ Irish
I thought Adrienne had said that her husband doesn't do her plastic surgery procedures because it would be too awkward if he fucked it up.
However, he did botox injections on Taylor and Kim on the show.
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Oh! Did not know that!
Maybe he paid her plastic surgeon a little e$tra to turn her into a lion- faced moron! I have no idea how she looks in the mirror and thinks "I look great!"
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Dark-sided!
@ Irish
I thought Adrienne had said that her husband doesn't do her plastic surgery procedures because it would be too awkward if he fucked it up.
However, he did botox injections on Taylor and Kim on the show.
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You are all infidels and heathens.
"and sometimes we need to do what's best for them [kids]."
Yeah, sometimes...
OMG on the Ron Pearlman thing! She IS just like this!
Her husband meant nothing to her. All the little jokes and comments weren't done with love, she has no respect for him at all. Neither does he for her, based on what he did to her face. The ultimate "fuck you"!
I'd NEVER go to him for anything, based on what his wife's face looks like.
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Dark-sided!
Big surprise! She was unable to contain her disgust for him on camera. I can only imagine what it was like when the cameras were off.
Personally, I have a big crush on Paul and in general find Adrienne to be an uptight bitch.
Maze to Paul on his new found freedom!!!!!!
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Hopefully her next bf will be someone she wants to f*ck since he seemed to just gross her out.