Can't She Just Get 150 OctoLoans?
OctoMom got off welfare the old-fashioned way (aka shriveling retinas by sucking off a huge baby bottle during her strip show debut) and now she's trying to get money the other old-fashioned way: by begging for it.
TMZ says that Octo will be kicked out of her house of baby screeches and overstuffed Pampers any day now and she needs money for a down payment on another house to raise her child army in. So Octo's holding up her empty change cup by posting a donation page on GoFundMe.com (more like GoBlowMe.com) and asking her "fans" for $150,000.
As of this morning, Octo is so close to meeting her goal and by that I mean she's 1% there after two days! I know, don't everybody throw your dollars at Octo's donation page at the same time or the Internet might break from the sheer weight of money in her PayPal account. Karen the Bus Monitor, who? In all seriousness, why aren't whores dumping all of their lube fund money into Octo's online begging purse for making Tumblr a sexier place thanks to GIF after GIF of her twisting her eyes while twisting her octoclit. (Warning: Do not search for those GIFs unless you want to make your keyboard a barfier place).
TMZ also says that Octo is still going to do her side jobs in case she doesn't get that $150k for free and that brings up another question. Octo has at least 150 kids and each one of those 150 kids probably has good credit and their own social security number, so why hasn't she taken a loan in all of their names?
What is the point of having ten million children if you don't commit identity theft against them by taking out loans in their names?!
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Submitted by WildBee on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:05am.
She actually did pretty damn good in that spot. I don't know what all of you people are bitching about. She's doing her best to support her kids after all.
She's damned if she makes money, damned if she asks for money and damned if she is on welfare. Can you imagine the stress? Give the chick a break.
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No, she needs to give those kids a break!
How dare she have those 8 kids when she already had those others WITH developmental disabilities to care for. She should have NEVER had them or any others.
I damn the state for not taking those kids from her as soon as it was obvious that she could never care for them. That was while they were all in the hospital! Now they have bonded and will be affected when they are separated. They should have been put up for adoption right away before they lived together.
Have you seen videos of them? They are like wild baby animals. Cute but not trained in any way, including potty trained. How in the hell can she interact with that many kids the way children need when they are young? Play with them, read to them, cuddle them...they are missing out on this kind of care and might never recover from this early childhood deprivation.
She does not deserve a break.
Damn, she's just made $2,500 so far. Sads.
If Montel Williams can do it, then so could she. I don't see any harm in this commercial.
What more can I say Top Billin'... Audio Two
She actually did pretty damn good in that spot. I don't know what all of you people are bitching about. She's doing her best to support her kids after all.
She's damned if she makes money, damned if she asks for money and damned if she is on welfare. Can you imagine the stress? Give the chick a break.
Can we just fast forward to the part where this bitch gets her children taken from her by CPS and becomes a fucking footnote?
Because we WILL get there at some point. I just don't want to have to watch this trick drag it out.
She doesn't just want the working stiffs to buy her a house, she wants us to furnish it too. http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1GVUFX0JLPSN0/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_...
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2012/07/octomom_nadya_suleman_want...
It seems she is always asking for money and is always broke. She has no shame just asking for it rather than earn it. She always seems to being looking for these quick fixes to get money w/out working. Maybe if she worked for it w/ a real job she would be better w/ her money??????
FUCK THE OCTOMOM GUYS DONATE A DOLLAR TO ME !!!!!
http://funds.gofundme.com/index.php?route=fundmanager
AWWWWWWWW YEEAAAHHHH
Octomom has broke up with her church-going-bodybuilder boyfriend Frankie G.
this is her boyfriend on guyswithiphones
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/frankie-g-iphone-pic...
and this is him showing his face.
http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Octo5.jpg
How long before octomom does octo-men in a gang bang porn flick for her next botox fix? Hate her lies. Hate. She has had a ton of money pass through her hands and she blew it all on junk. Suze Orman said she could have been set for life if she hadn't blown all the money she was given.
Didn't we already give this bitch a few million in medicaid, welfare, and student loans? Who paid her hospital bill when she had those chinruns?
People are so fucking naive. Any money you give this wench will go straight to more plastic surgery. And fuck her for trying to get people signed up with a predatory pay day loan lender.
Holy shit, I just saw the whole, damn commercial.
"When you're financially alone, Octoloan."
Again, holy shit.
She doesn't have one bedroom in her home that is nearly that clean. The phony. Like we're fooled by the kid tricycle. If she is kicked out of that home, any re-seller is going to have to gut it.
Her armpit looks like a vagine.
I really hate that she's suckering people into giving her their hard earned money because she claims this is for her children.
Mahatma coat - sadly she doesn't ! She puts in the effort for herself only.
Botox boobs cheek implants,haircextensions , tummy tuck , liposuction ,it all adds up and takes a shit ton of her time kids smids that would mean shed have to care for them for reals!!!!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Thing is with this stupid plastic narc , she does it mainly to pay for her upkeep.
As dolly Parton once said " it co$t$slot of money to look this cheap !"
Dolly can afford it cuz she is a talented woman indeed Sirs ! I luv her :)
She writes sings plays acts the woman is a dynamo! Take note bitch (Nadia) and count how m any kids dolly bird as ?????? Uuuhh.... Yeah that's right NONE!!!!!
Check it and see what a dreadful mess of instability u r Nadia bitch ... Ssmh @ how your face is utterly immobile yet your 14 kids share 1 toilet facility and multiple potties ( outdoors no less) they deserve better. You just don't get it do ya bitch ?!?
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Maybe she should do some anal porn. Octo the hard way!
This trick again? I need Blohan to pack her pretty pink purse, pick up KimKunt, and drive her new Porsche squarely into this trick the next time she crosses the street (hopefully ending up wrapped around the light pole shortly thereafter).
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Can't she move somewhere where the cost of living is cheaper like Kansas where she can afford to live.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:13pm.
lololol Jack you are ON FYE-AH today!
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That reminds me, I need to take my Penicillin... gracias! <---- that is thank you in Texan.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:13pm.
Nope... just like all the strange men in your life with an extra 2 bucks to spend... you nailed it!
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lololol Jack you are ON FYE-AH today!
Can't this useless, overexposed cunt just drop dead? I loathe her and her face is stupid.
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So? I can barely afford to feed myself more than 1000 calories a day. Her kids just need to learn how to eat, the Sandwich Queen way! And it helps you stay thin!
this piece of CACA!!!!go away!!!
Coma Caca!
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Somewhere out there are 14 childless couples who would be overjoyed at taking over the task of raising this misbegotten litter. Why haven't those kids been removed from her filthy, torn-up home?
You really couldn't make this stuff up, huh? I can't believe she's gone from the woman having 8 babies to this. Her whole life is surreal. Are we sure this isn't a giant Punk'd on humankind? It is so fucking insane.
I never dreamed she would do porn, solo or otherwise. I thought that even Octo wouldn't stoop that low. But this weird, plastic faced nutjob keeps bringing on the WTF!!!
Didn't she get a cool million for the porno? Did she spend it all on her debts? Or did she waste it on god knows what! How the fuckity fuck does she keep letting ALL that money slip through her man-like hands?
Submitted by PinkyGirl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 3:05pm.
She will NEVER bring in enough money to support all those kids. My god, I only have 2 and they cost a fortune. I can't even imagine how much it's going to cost her when all 14 are in school! The school supply list will be outrageous!
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This crazy bitch thought those kids were going to get her a TV show and fame. It is always about her, not about those poor children.
She will always depend on the kindness of strangers.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:34pm.
James Holmes was adopted and look at how that turned out.
Has that been established now? He defo got his dad's math/science skills, but maybe that was just nurturing and an early focus on that stuff.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:44pm.
Stefystef, YOU WENT TO HIGH POINT WIF OUT ME!!! *cries*
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Gardening Girl, have you been to High Point? We had a lovely time. The furniture stores are fantastic!!! I mean, who knew all this was out there? And it is good furniture MADE IN AMERICA!!! I learned alot about how furniture is made and that cheap shit from China ain't cutting it when you see the real thing.
We went to FurnitureLand South and Priba Home Furnishing. My boyfriend bought a new living room set from Flexsteel, the same people who put good furnishings in RV, yachts and such. We liked the contemporary design, great fabrics and the solid construction. We stayed at the J H Adams Inn, lovely boutique hotel that I HIGHLY recommend.
That's how I saw the Octomom crap commercial. At first I thought I was seeing things. And then I realized she was violating my eyes on the TV screen. Nasty, grimy bitch :(
I would definitely go back and take you with me Gardening Girl! Bring comfy shoes because you are going to need it.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:13pm.
Nope... just like all the strange men in your life with an extra 2 bucks to spend... you nailed it!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She will NEVER bring in enough money to support all those kids. My god, I only have 2 and they cost a fortune. I can't even imagine how much it's going to cost her when all 14 are in school! The school supply list will be outrageous!
Jackie, from your lips to God's ears!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think this is how Kim k is gonna look in 30yrs. Maybe 15.
ps I say this because I am a single mum with one child and she follows me to the frigging toilet and refuses to go to sleep until 10.30 at night - and I am KNACKERED
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I know this person is hateful and more than likely suffering from numerous psychological hurdles - however, if she was really that bad a parent and the children were in danger of physical or emotional harm, would Social Services not have removed them from the home long ago? Am assuming she can't afford a nanny, so how in the hell does she logistically feed, bathe, change, play, nurture, give each child the time they deserve? It just doesn't compute????
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I think I may have reached my "no more f*cks to give" for this woman... it would be so easy for her to turn things around but consistently she exhausts all sympathy by acting so injudiciously. Good on Karen's helper for raising $700,000 for her. Read it and weep Nadya!
"more like GoBlowMe.com" - MK ftw!
Lucy♥, ita very unappealing personality too!
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Yeah ....that's a nice fucking sleigh bed she's got there behind her.
My mattress was so old that i literally caved in last year, leaving me with a spine injury that i'm still suffering with from sleeping in a HOLE, and 1 year later, i'm STILL sleeping on the couch because i'm too broke to buy a new mattress.
SO FUCK YOU OCTOMOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO GET A GODDAMN JOB LIKE THE REST OF US !!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:52pm.
GG - she tweeted this adorable picture of son Maliki the other day...
http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fart.jpg
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LOL is that from Raising Arizona? Or am I drunk again? Or both!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:00pm.
Possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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I think Donatella Versace owns that title.
She should have done a virtual strippers page where you can donate a dollar into her thong and with every dollar, it would cover her sagging ass and poorly surgically enhanced body and her bubbler lips. Many have made a few bucks that way!! I would pay a dollar to cover her bozo the clown face.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Donates $10 for Kizzy's noble cause.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:39pm.
*shits on Whamo's lawn*
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LMFAO!
I've seen it all now, Whoring has reached new heights.
It looks like six morons have given her a total of $105. She's on her way!!! LOL!
She might be able to afford 11 cardboard boxes with that. But she'll probably just blow it on a manicure for herself.
oh FUCK THIS FUCKING LOSER.
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Submitted by OXA on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:10pm.
Fuck this bitch. Get a fucking JOB! Actually, die, just fucking DIE, let your 14 disabled kids that you ignore be adopted out to loving families that will HELP and LOVE them and D I E.
The damage to the older kids is done and possible the octuplets are screwed already.
James Holmes was adopted and look at how that turned out.
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I am sick of hearing about James Holmes.
*shits on Whamo's lawn*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:27pm.
Um, how does she intend to repay these OctoLoans?
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like every other American... she won't.
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Most of those folks can't repay because of the economy. She's just a freeloader who won't even try to repay.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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