Courtney Love Wants Lana Del Rey And Everyone Else To Know That "Heart-Shaped Box" Is About Her Vagina
If you only focused on the lyrics "tar pit trap," "meat-eating orchids," and "umbilical noose" in Nirvana's Heart-Shaped Box, you'd totally know that Kurt Cobain wrote that song about Courtney Love's pussy. Well, just in case Lana Del Rey doesn't know that Courtney's punane was the inspiration for "Heart-Shaped Box," Courtney let her know over and over and over and over again on Twitter. Llama Del Taco yawned out HSB during a show in Sydney and the cover somehow made its way into Courtney's ears. Courtney immediately poked at Lana on Twitter (via ONTD) and kept going on about how her dumpster-shaped death hole is a muse. Every time Courtney openly talks about her vagina, a peen gets cancer, turns black and falls off before it can be eaten.
While performing that song, Lana sounds like she's dying a slow, painful death, so she was definitely thinking of Courtney Love's vagina while singing it.
But really, while singing HSB, Lana sounds like a dozen tortured souls screaming for mercy from a bottomless pit in the afterworld and that's exactly the same sound that comes out of Courtney's cooch when she queefs. So Lana's cover was a beautiful and fitting tribute to Courtney's tar pit trap pussy.
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It was obvious it was about Courtney Love's She-ha-ha. With lyrics like "great gaping stank wound" and "it's a wonder, it's a wonder, it's a wonder your guts don't fall out" (those were added for the 12" mix) what else could it be about? Duh.
Honestly, Courtney. You have a daughter. Aren't you embarrassed by this?
Sarah Smile
I'm having a flip-a-coin moment about who of these two irrelevant assclowns i despise more.
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I think more accurate contenders for a Nirvana song about Cuntney Slag's vagina would be MEXICAN SEAFOOD or BIG CHEESE.
STFU Cuntney, go away and die.
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HAHAHAHAHA LOVE this! Courtney cracks me up. But her MEMEME game pales nest to the out of control ego driven squawkings of my MIL who is visiting. FML!!
thank you MK and all you horz for making me laugh!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I don't know who she is, got half way through the video and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Never really been into Nirvana but had to look the original up on YouTube. AWFUL song, with a psychedelic video.
FFS, I can't stand this stupid poseur. Lana Del Fake needs to go away, who the fuck buys her stuff???
Gangsta Nancy Sinatra? OMG in what baked brainstorming session by music promoters did someone throw in that label? Were they still trying to figure out whether to make her the next Katy Perry or the next PJ Harvey?
Yea right bitch, you ain't even cool enough to be a hemorrhoid in Nancy's ass.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
So she's going to do other more talented peoples songs now that her own material clearly sucks pimply donkey balls?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ten seconds and my ears want to bleed.
Gotdam, this ho is all hype and no substance. And I can't with her plastic face. It's one thing if she puts you to sleep, but that face is the stuff of nightmares.
Man does Llama suck! MK, lmao at the peen turning black and falling off at Courtney's VAGINA talk! My eyes and ears do the same Ahhhhhaahahaa
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Christ, she butchered that.
Wonder what she did to get Kurt to quit on the Well-Used Box and go for the heart-shaped blah blah - or maybe I don't wanna know. Yeah, best not to know ... can't stand either of these hoes.
Funny I would have pictured Courtney Love's box as looking like a giant, palsied bar clam.
My apologies to all the hard-working bar clams out there
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Quite honestly I never bothered to listen to Nirvana's lyrics. I assume by default they're going to deal a) drugs, b) depression, or c) both.
And I say this as someone who loooooves grunge, bigtime.
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It's PHELPS time!
This is from Splendour in the Grass in Byron, Australia (I'm kind of a festival junkie) and I'm curious as to why she has a following there. I know it's isolated, but fuck.
Okay, that just ruined the album for me. I've got to get q-tips and clean out my ears. Then I can listen to it again.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I once heard heart-shaped box was about Courtney giving Kurt a heart shaped box with some syringes and stuff. But it might as well be about her crotch. Good thing I never liked that song.
But: There are songs you don't cover, this is one of it, so I'm team Courtney.
Edit: In fact you don't cover any Nirvana song and most of the songs of the 90's - you won't be able to make them better, so leave it.
That's right, Courtney; everything's always about you...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Er...so if C-Love starts singing "Video Games" in concert, will LDG start tweeting that its about her X-Box?
She sounds like a collision between Stevie Nicks & Nico. I like her. (Ducks the oncoming tomatoes.)
As for Courtney, jayzus woman, have some dignity. How many tweets to one person that essentially say the same thing — ME ME ME! — can you write?
When I see stuff like this, I feel so bad for Frances Bean. Thank god she had the common sense to say, enough.
Why does she still exist?
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:53pm.
Compared to Cobains previous work, I found it lacked wit and his deep connection to 20 something angst. Wait ...what are you thinking...Migraineuse!!
loooooooooooolllll
It's unfair that C-Love gets to invent a narrative for every private thing that ever happened between her and Cobain--including his giant junk and this utterly fascinating tidbit.
Lana del Taco? Why associate something so delicious with someone so bland and annoying?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
I need to stop looking at the Yahoo news.
The mother of the 6 year old that was killed in Colorado has also lost the baby she was pregnant with. And from what I'm gathering she's now paralyzed?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 5:29pm.
I liked Heart Shaped Box.
Like All Apologies better.
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I love both songs. Interesting that in "All Apologies" Kurt sings "Married - Buried".
You don't hear Cuntney going on about being the inspiration for that song, though.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's lying. If he really wrote that song about her vagina it would've been called humongous dry disease infested box.
Lana Del taco needs to go a take a long nap...why is this hack happening? Is this what the kids are listening to? Where are the Debbie Deb of this time?!!
Word!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Here listen to Lana Del Duck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c-CvPgyO6s
Why can't Courtney Love's vagina just collapse in on itself and implode already, and take the rest of her with it?
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Boy George covered one of her songs and he did a great job. That's the nicest thing I can say about her.
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I liked Heart Shaped Box.
Like All Apologies better.
holy shit, that clip should come with a big-ass warning label. who in god's name ever told this horrible creature that she can sing, 'cos I've heard claws on a blackboard sound better.
fuck the music business, fuck American Idol and fuck a duck. I have spoken.
Jesus Christ Almighty, this Lana del Meh is HORRIBLE. She couldn't carry a tune if it was surgically implanted! 15 seconds was more than enough.
Now Courtney needs to please STFU. Like MK said, if you know all the lyrics to "Heart Shaped Box", they aren't very complimentary. Kurt may have been trapped by that nasty snatch, but he wasn't happy about it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who is this Lana bitch?
Hey, wait
I've got a new complaint
forever in death
to your murderous cunt
Shut. The FUCK up. JFC Courtney.
Seriously, who the fuck is buying this Blahna's records and concert tickets?
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Oh Courtney, you are no Cleopatra, or Helen of Troy darling...
Jesus Christ, that girl has ZERO stage presence, she looks so uncomfortable and awkward wandering around, warbling out unintelligible lyrics.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:35pm.
Well, that song did stink...
It was bad? You didn't like the lyrics? It...wait, I get it....stink...hahahahaha! :)
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Compaired to Cobains previous work, I found it lacked wit and his deep connection to 20 something angst. Wait ...what are you thinking...Migraineuse!!
Stinky clam = Oppression to all women.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:35pm.
Well, that song did stink...
It was bad? You didn't like the lyrics? It...wait, I get it....stink...hahahahaha! :)
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Compaired to Cobains previous work, I found it lacked wit and his deep connection to 20 something angst. Wait ...what are you thinking...Migraineuse!!
Not a lot of people know but CLove's ditch of destruction has influenced many songs... this one most notably:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Ida....thank you! My son got it from twitter I think.
Vagina vagina vagina!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Courtney just figures that Lana and Gaga bought Lohan's drugs for a night so they might be open to having a sleepover with her and doing the same.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:35pm.
Well, that song did stink...
It was bad? You didn't like the lyrics? It...wait, I get it....stink...hahahahaha! :)
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Twat is she going off about now! If only the dead could speak....hopefully Kurt would tell her to stfu & stfd.