The Time Shannen Doherty's Lottery Dreams Were Crushed By Her Pranking Co-Workers
Some whores (aka me) say that Shannen Doherty has already won the lottery a million times over by getting cast in Heathers, getting cast in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, getting cast in Charmed, getting cast in Little House on the Prairie and getting paid to spit her signature Brenda Walsh bitchiness at that bland tramp harlot whore Kelly Taylor (short version: Shannen Doherty won the lottery by being born as Shannen Doherty), but Shannen Doherty doesn't think this.
On Friday's The Talk (via Contact Music), Shannen said that during her Charmed days the crew and her would buy a bunch of lottery tickets together every time the jackpot reached a fever pitch. This one time, the jackpot was at around $50 million and the crew fucked with her emotions by giving her a fake newspaper with the fake lottery numbers on 'em. I'll Shannen tell you the rest, and warning, reading the following paragraph of words might make you want to start a GoFundMe page to benefit Brenda Walsh's broke ass:
"I jump up - I'm screaming hysterically - I run out of the make-up trailer, I run to my trailer, I gather up all my stuff, I run to my car, jump in, put it in drive, and start peeling out of the lot. (The cast and crew) come running after my car screaming, I stop really quick, and I'm like, 'What?' And they're like, 'Where are you going?' and I'm like, 'I won the lottery, I quit!' They had to tell me that I did not win the lottery and I was still broke and I still had to work. I actually cried hysterically, I had tears pouring down my face."
BROKE?! What about that Brenda Walsh money? Or that Jenny Wilder money? Or the full Cabbage Patch bank I sent her as a kid to thank her for making my life complete by being Brenda Walsh (I didn't do that, but I should've)? I mean, BROKE? Did the producers of Charmed make her put a dollar in the slap jar every time she put five fingers on Alyssa Milano's face, because that's the only reason I could come up with for why Shannen Doherty would ever be BROKE.
But whatever, you know that saying? When one door closes repeatedly on a crew member's head for pranking the wrong bitch, another door opens in an Education Connection online classroom.
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Brenda probably does the same with roles. I GOT it! I DON'T GOT it? I GOT IT! Shit, I'm broke! No, you're not, yes YOU ARE! lol
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Her dog's ear looks like a vagine.
Does she have herpes too, since she was originally married to Paris Hilton's skanky costar in their porn movie?
How come Shannon doesn't get her teeth and eye situations corrected?
She did sleep with my love obsession, Julian McMahon. Who had a bday last Friday. Still love him even though he cheated on his pregnant wife with this skank.
Bwaaa haa haa! Okay I like her a little more now! What she did is what everyone fantasizes about and expects others to do when they win! Pack up your desk draw immediately and wave bye bye! LOL
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:27pm.
HOW COULD SHE BE BROKE??? She was on 90210 for a hundred years and now it's in syndication??? Charmed is in syndication too!!! Is she Octobad with her money???
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She's been saving up to fix her crooked eye. It costs a bajillion dollars.
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Awe she has a Cavi. Those are like the rarest dogs (outside of England, which is a good thing). But they're great dogs. I love my little blenheim Cavi.
Thanks Foxxy! I almost think that Megan would take that as a total compliment though. She probably had a shrine to ShanDo in her room growing up, next to her Brian Austin Green shrine (she really liked 90210). It looks like she got everything she wanted (she married BAG and she ruined her career like Shannon.)
Was that too harsh? I feel a little shitty after that one. But it's basically all true so uh...yep.
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 3:16pm.
wow. you nailed it. they have same type of voice too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hahaahah, it must have been awkward as hell walking back to her trailor.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
She should do macrame, it would surely change her ways.
She also hosted a show on either MTV or VH-1 helping people break-up with their SO's. I remember one episode vividly when she went to break the news to one about-to-be dumped guy and asked him if he knew who she was. He replied, "Yeah, aren't you on Bewitched or something like that?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not funny Shannen.
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I think of her as the original Megan Fox. They look and reportedly act alot alike. (They treat coworkers/set workers like shit, they hate all other women, they have squinty blue eyes and dark hair.)
I won the lottery, so I quit my high paid acting job on a long running TV show.. My eyes would hurt if I could roll them anymore.
I won the lottery, so I quit my high paid acting job on a long running TV show.. My eyes would hurt if I could roll them anymore.
ah, EC. I get it now. :)
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Like a second skeleton
Trying to fit beneath the skin
I can't fit the feelings in
That is hilariously cruel. Did she snort her 90210 money away?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Fuck this crappy eyebrow game-having, talentless cunt. Her commercials for fake college are the only work she deserves.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:11pm.
I mean, how much of a bitch are you to be hated by everyone?
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All the time... on every show to boot! That has to be some sort of Dlist gold standard Cunty Award of Excellence no?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:09pm.
but my male will sit across the room with one paw in the air and wink at me...he knows I can't resist.
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That actually makes me laugh, at least the little bugger is workin it I guess! lol
Shannen is the OG TV cunt. No one liked her on 90210 or Charmed (loved that show)I mean, how much of a bitch are you to be hated by everyone? I mean really?
My only props to her is she put the beatdown on Parasite Hilton.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:59pm
Hahaha. I hate when dogs beg, too! I try to teach my dogs that it's bad, but my male will sit across the room with one paw in the air and wink at me...he knows I can't resist. Lol I wait until everyone is done eating to give them a treat, though.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:04pm.
Dumb whore
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Ah LS, always succinct and to the point
Dumb whore.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:45pm.
Shannen, don't buy 1000 dollar dogs if you are broke. That is my advice.
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PSL, I think she was talking about being broke from her Charmed days, not recently. I "think" her new hubby has a few bucks.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:38pm.
Whamo...I love love love them!! We used to have one. Her name was Sally but we called her Sis. She & my husband did not get along LOL but if I had my way I'd get another one. :)
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Maybe it's because I get overrun with them evertime I go over there lol! I just see those buggy eyes staring at me while I'm trying to eat. It's one thing I will not tolarate with dogs.
I hate people that let their dog sit by a table while everone is eating and the thing is just staring at you with a big drool hanging out of it's mouth. Seriously is that normal?, is it me that has a hang up.??/ LOL!
I'm not kidding I almost want to get up leave the table table I hate it so much.
Buggy eyes? lol Aren't you more of a cat person Whamo? But ita that would be uncomfortable.
I would have given anything to be part of that crew!
That was the BEST Revenge trick EVER!!!
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mike: Our House. I loved that show. I can't believe Wilford Brimley's still alive, he was old as dirt when that show came out and we were kids.
Hahahaha! This is what happens when you are a bitch to everyone and all of your co-workers hate your ass.
I did love Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, though. Shannon was still a BIT in that movie.
Her commercials for online education always leave me cackling with glee. I've hated her since she played the goody-goody on that Sunday night show with Wilford Brimley.
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:41pm.
Dirk diggler: exactly. She's like the 90s Kristen Stewart.
except Shannen was and is somewhat interesting...
and doesn't look like a teenage tomboy who's mother made her dress up when she's wearing designer gowns...
and is much better looking even with the wonk eye...
and has street cred as opposed to geek cred...
Christ! You'd think ShanDo was working at Walmart licking dirt off the floor instead of "acting" on a TV show. What a prickette.
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Wonk eyed spendy bitch .
THanks EC for the info!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The fact that she immediately ran to her car and peeled off of the set speaks volumes about how much she probably loathed her co-workers and the set. She has always seemed very narcissistic and selfish. Isn't she on her third marriage and is now hawking bootleg online college classes. Bet she wishes she still had that Charmed money now,huh?
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Cuppy, yes... no shit. Well, he DID... this was back at the turn of "Y2K"! <--- that is significant because we were working on the y2k project together and I fucking hated him.
Sorry for getting so side-tracked.
On topic: GAP TOOTH!
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Shannen, don't buy 1000 dollar dogs if you are broke. That is my advice.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:36pm.
Does he really have a yellow Miata? Please say it's true! LOL!
Dirk diggler: exactly. She's like the 90s Kristen Stewart.
Whamo...I love love love them!! We used to have one. Her name was Sally but we called her Sis. She & my husband did not get along LOL but if I had my way I'd get another one. :)
And, she's relevant to the entertainment biz because ...?
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You're allowed to react that way if you work at McDonald's. Not when you've been lucky enough to land a high-paying acting job, when there are thousands of hungry actors out there with 10x your talent.
GG: I was just about to say the same thing re: syndication and residuals! I'm sure that 90210 is just like Baywatch or Married w/children - its playing ona channel, somewhere, in any given country at x times a day. Fuck, Soapnet alone plays the shit out of it. Plus, there's her Lifetime movies :).
I think this is more off one of those what we (the poors) consider broke and what 'they' (rich ppl) consider broke. But fuck, even if she's a working actress (which she was at the time), she was a lot fortunate than other actresses.
Also, how dumb is she? You mean to tell me that she thought she won the lottery and 1) all her other co-workers showed up to set ( my coworkers and I had an agreement that if we won a mega millions, we sure as hell weren't coming in the next day! Or coming in to say 'eff you' the people in charge. You'd think that they would've agreed to a phone call), 2) they were completely chill and 3) You work on a fucking SET! She should know better than anyone that they doctor shit for the set! Fake newspapers, etc.
wow that charmed set was full of pranks!!
apparently this was the same set where alyssa milano was tricked into eating dog shit in a hot dog, according to gossiplist.
A Two Slice Hilly moment?!?!?! :O
GG - no, unfortunately. The VP was a cool dude. The laugh he got out of me humiliating the guy outweighed Mr. Zip-up-ankle-boot's insults... oh, and he never participated in the office pool lotto again. :(
ETA: LOL, cuppy! yea, while driving his yellow convertible MAZDA MIATA... If he wasn't such a huge douche I would have never done it... I'm no bully.
*takes snowy's lunch money*
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So marrying Ashley Hamilton was her next attempt at winning the lottery?
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