Macaulay Culkin Is Hooked On Heroin, So Says The Enquirer
"Nope." is basically what Macaulay Culkin's rep said earlier this year when asked if he was sick in a bad way or if he was bitten by a zombie. Macaulay's rep was asked those questions after pictures of him looking like a shriveled turtle starring in a remake of The Machinist made the rounds. Macaulay's rep added that he was perfectly healthy and nothing's wrong, but according to The National Enquirer (via Radar), there's a whole lot of wrong going on in Macaulay's life.
The Enquirer claims that Macaulay has turned his apartment into a bad shit paradise and he spends most of his days in there getting high by himself or with a circle of junkie friends. ("Let me know when you need a subletter, Mac!" - Lindsay Lohan) The Enquirer's source says a huge piece of his Home Alone money, $6,000 a month to be exact, goes to buy his two drugs of choice: heroin and oxycodone. The source went on to say that shit has gone from "serious" to "really serious" to "no, seriously, this is a man down code 10 situation," because Macaulay has overdosed twice and his closest friends are afraid he'll soon be moonwalking on the clouds in heaven with his old friend Michael Jackson.
“He’s addicted to heroin, oxyco done, Percocet and Vicodin. I have witnessed his drug taking, which has escalated over the past year and a half to the point where he needs serious help. His closest friends fear that he’ll overdose or his heart will explode. If he doesn’t get help and enter rehab now, he could be dead in six months. It [overdosing] should have been a wake-up call, but it didn’t seem to have any effect on him. Mac is still partying hard. I pray that he finds the courage and strength to clean up before it’s too late.”
"I was so shocked and concerned about seeing him shoot dragon chasing-syrup into his veins that I immediately picked up the phone and dialed the number 800-725-0000. No, that's not the number for an addiction treatment helpline. That's the number to The National Enquirer's 'dollas 4 tips' line."
Just like last time, Macaulay's lawyers deny all of this and says he has never overdosed.
Meanwhile, Macaulay's old girlfriend, Mila Kunis, is off in Bali gargling the rotten douche cream that spits out of Ashton Kutcher's whore dick. Mila, stop being gross, drop the douche and get your bitch ass to NYC to force Macaulay to star in a real-life reboot of Home Alone called Rehab Alone, because this is not the way Kevin McCallister's story is supposed to go.
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fwiw-- i saw Party Monster, knew all of the principals upon whom the movie was based (including Angel, who was the murder victim) and didnt especially enjoy the movie. I'm hoping that the reason M. Culkin couldnt capture Alig's evil is because he doesnt have it in him. Even if he is on H. now. Poor kid. My thoughts are with him.
As to the comments re: James St. James-- agreed. That was my favorite characterization, because it felt like a movie, and not real life.
For the record, except for Alig, all of those people were pretty human. I was a dozy househead who wasnt particularly into the drug scene. That said, a friend who was into D&B AND drugs almost overdosed courtesy of him. He just wasnt a nice person.
Probably is true.
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I'm with you. The Enquirer has been right many times. He looks like he's on drugs
Damn....that's shitty. I don't like to hear about anybody getting addicted to smack. Good thoughts to him.
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Let's resurrect Intervention for him!
Candy Finnigan or Jeff VonVonderen? Which one or both should do it?
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How you know bitch is lying: Percoset and Oxycodone are the SAMMMMMEEEEEE thing. He's always been super skinny and the hottest chick in the world dumped him right before her career really took off.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:38pm.
Whamo, he was way over the top, but watch interviews of the real St. James, I think he nailed it. "Party Monster: The Shockumentary" is very good too.
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I've never seen the real guy Reason, so he's one of those over the top dudes in the first place is he!?
I remember watching William Macy play a real life "slow" door to door salesman in an HBO movie once and I thought man, William is so over the top with this character, he's usually such a good actor. Then I saw the extras and they had the real guy on and I went "holy shit" because he played and looked like the guy to a T right, down to the jumbo ears! Lol. It was a real heart felt movie and I thoroughly enjoyed that move. It might have been called Door to Door, if you get a chance watch it!
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:36pm.
Yes, he's withering away. I hope he gets help.
Heh, he has that "I'm high as fuck" look on his face. I'll buy this one.
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Official statement from Mac's lawyer and rep:
He's not on drugs, he just looks like shit!
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@MissAnnThrope What do you mean he has Red Bull cause he can probably no longer eat actual food anymore?
Can't say anything bad about him. Hope he pulls through.
Ooooh please. Culkin does not have a drug problem. He's just embracing the hobo within. And he always had a case of the skinnies. Clearly, he has the Lagerfeld pro-ana outlook on life.
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Just wondering if he even has someone around him that really cares for him and not his money.
God I hope so. So much potential. They say that an addict of anything can't recover until they are ready. I hope he's ready very soon.
Just a thought: Maybe Mila left because of his
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He certainly WAS a beautiful child. No grown man his age would wear their hair like that. He obviously doesn't own a mirror and he's too high to care what he looks like. He drinks red bull because he probably can't eat actual food anymore. SAD. I wonder if other magazinesnewspaper shows reported this would more people believe it? NE has a pretty bad reputation. But I do believe this story.
And it's a shame about Mac. He seemed like a decent guy who was handed a full plate. I sincerely hope he gets better, but I'm not holding my breath. Heroin is a bitch.
Submitted by TrashyWilma: "I think Mila Kunis probably chooses her dating partners based on who she can get stoned with and boss around."
Yeah. I don't have a very high opinion of her. She's adorable, but she seems like a snotty cunt.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:28pm.
Off Topic- Gore Vidal has died.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:50pm.
My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
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Which movie is that? Last I saw him was on Saved! which I enjoyed at the time.
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I'm siding with the Enquirer on this one. Not only do they have a decent track record for being right, but he's been looking really, really bad for months. Heroin would explain it.
I dunno why they bother asking the reps of these actors about stuff like this. Do they expect them to say, "Yup, he's a junkie" or "uh-huh, she's totally bonking somebody else's hubby" or "You bet he's an alcoholic! Total lush!"? Altho I would love them forever if they DID say that.
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That's a shame. He seemed like a good guy, just fucked up, mooching parents. I hope he has some ppl in his life that care about him.
I hope somebody can convince ole boy to get to rehab. Real rehab, not any of those celebrity nonsense places.
He looks like a really, really old 'boy'. Weird.
I thought Oxycodone and Percocet were the same thing.
They are. Only difference is Percocet has Acetominophen in it also.
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Submitted by moonmaid on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:33pm.
I know that look too well. Lost my best friend in the world to this insidious drug in 2007. I hope he gets help, but once you are in that lifestyle, it is not easy to get out alive. :(
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Whamo, he was way over the top, but watch interviews of the real St. James, I think he nailed it. "Party Monster: The Shockumentary" is very good too.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:50pm.
My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
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Me too, but the James St. James character stole every scene from him, though... ;(
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Really Reason? I"ll honest I thought Seth Green's James St James was way over the top and played more like any straight guy would play a gay dude. I found it distracting actually.
I found Macaulay's character much more subtler and therefore more believable. JMO thought I'd throw it out there.
Trashy, that's the one. Couldn't remember his name.:)
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:17pm.
Haha! She does strike me as the bossy type.
I think Mila Kunis probably chooses her dating partners based on who she can get stoned with and boss around.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:50pm.
My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
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Me too, but the James St. James character stole every scene from him, though... ;(
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:50pm.
My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
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Me too, but the James St. James character stole every scene from him, though... ;(
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Poor kid (I still think of him as little Kevin). I feel so sorry for him. I remember reading about his parents being total assholes & wanting all of his money. He was such a cutie pie in the HA movies.
As an adult he comes across as very sad & lost. I hope he gets some help.
Mila Kunis really just has the worst taste in men ever. I remember Russel Brand joking that he tried to hit on her during the filming of Sarah Marshall but she wasn't having it because of her boyfriend Mac. Russel Brand is beyond gross, but even he would have been a step up from Macauly Culkin and Asstain Kutcher
he Looooooooooooooves his Red Bull!
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Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:21pm.
please let that smug ass Lochte meet that bat too!!!
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Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:21pm.
Does anyone else just want to bash Michael Phelps' chromosomally abnormal looking face right in with an aluminum bat?
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Only if we can then bash Lochte in the face for wearing those stupid ass grills and for being a general ass.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:50pm.
My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
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ubmitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:21pm.
Does anyone else just want to bash Michael Phelps' chromosomally abnormal looking face right in with an aluminum bat?
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My favorite role of his was "Party Monster" as the strung out sociopath club kid. Go figure.
Why would any critical thinking adult put all that poison into their system? I can't with this one.
I know that look too well. Lost my best friend in the world to this insidious drug in 2007. I hope he gets help, but once you are in that lifestyle, it is not easy to get out alive. :(
Does anyone else just want to bash Michael Phelps' chromosomally abnormal looking face right in with an aluminum bat?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:49pm.
This corpse has stuck his willy into Mila Kunis a lot of times. Think about it :(
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So has Ashton Kutcher. : (
Oh yeah :( x zillion. Why does she stoop that low?
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Don't forget Wimer Valderrama has been there also.
Forget about her, El B.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:10pm.
Better pictures. I guess she had some, but they didn't show his face clear enough.
Jesus can we get a NEW POST already.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:18pm.
So sad. All the kids involved with Michael Jackson have not fared well.
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Er, I don't think this has anything to do with MJ's influence - if anything, they've had a similar fucked-up childhood. Becoming a famous millionaire by the time you're 10 years old? Having alcoholic abusive money-grubbing parents that Mac eventually emancipated himself from?
Additionally, his sister died about a year ago - I'm sure it's taken a toll on the poor guy.
It's obvious he's not well. He needs help.