Macaulay Culkin Is Hooked On Heroin, So Says The Enquirer
"Nope." is basically what Macaulay Culkin's rep said earlier this year when asked if he was sick in a bad way or if he was bitten by a zombie. Macaulay's rep was asked those questions after pictures of him looking like a shriveled turtle starring in a remake of The Machinist made the rounds. Macaulay's rep added that he was perfectly healthy and nothing's wrong, but according to The National Enquirer (via Radar), there's a whole lot of wrong going on in Macaulay's life.
The Enquirer claims that Macaulay has turned his apartment into a bad shit paradise and he spends most of his days in there getting high by himself or with a circle of junkie friends. ("Let me know when you need a subletter, Mac!" - Lindsay Lohan) The Enquirer's source says a huge piece of his Home Alone money, $6,000 a month to be exact, goes to buy his two drugs of choice: heroin and oxycodone. The source went on to say that shit has gone from "serious" to "really serious" to "no, seriously, this is a man down code 10 situation," because Macaulay has overdosed twice and his closest friends are afraid he'll soon be moonwalking on the clouds in heaven with his old friend Michael Jackson.
“He’s addicted to heroin, oxyco done, Percocet and Vicodin. I have witnessed his drug taking, which has escalated over the past year and a half to the point where he needs serious help. His closest friends fear that he’ll overdose or his heart will explode. If he doesn’t get help and enter rehab now, he could be dead in six months. It [overdosing] should have been a wake-up call, but it didn’t seem to have any effect on him. Mac is still partying hard. I pray that he finds the courage and strength to clean up before it’s too late.”
"I was so shocked and concerned about seeing him shoot dragon chasing-syrup into his veins that I immediately picked up the phone and dialed the number 800-725-0000. No, that's not the number for an addiction treatment helpline. That's the number to The National Enquirer's 'dollas 4 tips' line."
Just like last time, Macaulay's lawyers deny all of this and says he has never overdosed.
Meanwhile, Macaulay's old girlfriend, Mila Kunis, is off in Bali gargling the rotten douche cream that spits out of Ashton Kutcher's whore dick. Mila, stop being gross, drop the douche and get your bitch ass to NYC to force Macaulay to star in a real-life reboot of Home Alone called Rehab Alone, because this is not the way Kevin McCallister's story is supposed to go.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 1:02pm.
curious -- what did the Enquirer demand of the girl? tia
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
he was living in a shitstorm of a family life even before he became a famous rich kid, and the shitstorm got bigger afterwards. really hope he pulls through -- he's always seemed to me to be a nice, smart guy who keeps to himself [unlike certain other drug addicted "blondes"] but who has just been overwhelmed by the bullshit around him.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He's been looking like skinny strung out shit for months.
Pretty sure every person on this earth knew Whitney was a crackhead.
Well he clearly is hooked on RedBull...so am I.
Macaulay Culkin has looked like death warmed over twice for most of his adult life, so these pictures aren't all that shocking to me. But I don't doubt that he's on the bad shit.
And I know a girl who tried to sell a story to the NE about a celeberity and they want pretty hardcore proof. I'm not saying that some of their stories aren't complete bullshit, but I think there is some truth in a lot of what they print.
So wrong but Team Enquirer.
Ok, Uvy I cant stand it anymore - who is that in your avie? It looks like Harry Potter and Sparkles the Vamp had a son.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:28pm.
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Aww, a kunty RIP for Gore! ;(
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Sad waste of a human.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
well...he does look strung out...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:51pm.
. If he's not on drugs, he could sue them for boatloads of money.
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Indeed, for the amount of things they report the lack of liable suits against them is very telling for sure!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:49pm.
This corpse has stuck his willy into Mila Kunis a lot of times. Think about it :(
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So has Ashton Kutcher. : (
Oh yeah :( x zillion. Why does she stoop that low?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:49pm.
This corpse has stuck his willy into Mila Kunis a lot of times. Think about it :(
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So has Ashton Kutcher. : (
The Enquirer has been right about stories like this over the years. They broke the whole John Edwards thing and Rush Limbaugh, too. IMO, this is too huge a story to be wrong about. If he's not on drugs, he could sue them for boatloads of money.
I think the Enquirer is right a hell of a lot more time than we think it's just we rarely get the chance to see them actually proven right as they did with Edwards and Whitney. If Whitney didn't die people would still think the Enquirer was full of shit.
Edit I'm not saying all the ridiculous shit is correct (waits for alien invasion overlords to land) but they've got people everywhere that see lots of these celebs fuck up all the time
I can forgive a heroin addiction, but Red Bull is just an awful thing to put in your body......
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The Enquirer also broke Patrick Swayze's cancer battle.
Kind of nice to see a rally for his better health. Goes to show that people will be sympathetic and kind when you haven't been in their faces being a complete asshat for years.
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This corpse has stuck his willy into Mila Kunis a lot of times. Think about it :(
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:18pm.
So sad. All the kids involved with Michael Jackson have not fared well.
While i agree with that statement, i also think parenting had alot to do with it. Idk too many parents who are ok with sending their 10 year olds to sleep-overs with grown men. If their judgement lacked in this area, it most likely did in others as well...
The other thing is it's one thing to ingest (the pills ) or smoke the H but once you start mainlining that shit you're shit just jumped off, you've just put the hammer down and accelerated your habit 10 fold! Mainliners don't last to long if they keep at it, eventually you're going to fuck up either with super clean shit or being off it (try to quit ) for a week or two then you jump back on at at the level you left off and your tolerance has dropped the next thing you kn................................
Janis went down like that (super pure) Sid Vicious went down after being locked up for a while and when he got out he rigged up to what he though he could handle and well obviously couldn't.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:35pm.
I sort of agree with The National Enquirer. I believe that it's meth.
The Enquirer was right about Whitney Houston.
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lol @ the "I BELIEVE THE ENQUIRER THEY GOT ONE STORY RIGHT SINCE 1926!" comments. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
You don't need to believe the Enquirer. Just look at the pictures of him.
Well he certainly looks like a junkie on the verge of death in this photo. How awful. Child stars travel such a terrible road as adults.
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I'm pretty inclined to believe The Enquirer. Weren't they the ones who uncovered the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter affair? Anyway, dude doesn't look healthy AT ALL. If he's not hooked on heroin, he must be smoking crack or sonething...
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He looks like hell. At least he made it past 27.
He's been on the bad shit for years.
I sort of agree with The National Enquirer. I believe that it's meth.
The Enquirer was right about Whitney Houston.
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i didn't even recognize him ;/ i believe the enquirer this time. there's no way he's not using.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I hope he gets the help he needs before it's too late.
Ironic that he played a drug-addict-turned-murderer in Party Monster, without being able apparently to connect the dots in his own life.
Off Topic- Gore Vidal has died.
He definitely has that look about him in this and the linked pic. Sad. Get help, MC.
That's really sad for Kevin! I've no doubt this is part of the reason Mila left this relationship. Smdh real sad if it's true.
"Rehab Alone" - oh that's cold MK hee hee hee.
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:59am.
OMG! Just wanted to use my new avie!
LUFF it!!!!!!
Isn't it disgusting that mila kunis is fucking Asshole kutcher? She's hot and seems to have a brain in her head AND she's successful already...I seriously don't see the point of it unless she's one of those girls who just can't get enough douchepeen inside them.
Still, she should know it cheapens her. AK is every type of disgusting rolled into one idiotic package and sprinkled with anal warts for good measure.
Well his parents fucked him over and stole his money, his relationship failed, he's been rumored to have addiction issues for years, this is not surprising to me.
If this is true....somebody close to him...do something! :(
Maybe he has to shoot up to forget the abuse he likely suffered by a certain revered dead icon.
So sad. All the kids involved with Michael Jackson have not fared well.
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And scores of so called friends (code for enabling, self-serving users) will just sit back and enjoy watching his downward spiral. Then, after he's good and dead, these same friends can score a few bucks off the interviews for gossip rags.
Sad all that money going down the drain, or into a vein I should say. If true, hopefully he will get some help before it's too late and he's not permanently left home alone.
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Damn these child stars have it rough when they get older. I feel like the only child star that came through relatively unscathed was Dakota Fanning. I hope he gets the help he needs.
Ok, if he doesn't get his life together and do something NOW, I'm hoping he just hooks up with Blohan. It's terrible, but they could be the perfect fuck-up former child acting couple ever!
I never sympathise with drug addicts, but I really hope he gets help.
I don't know, those eye's are pretty convincing to me. If they just said Heroin I would say maybe not but oxycodone, Percocet and Vicodin are all opioids so I'm thinking there may be some truth to this.
If I were to say it on looks alone I'd say hell ya!
If true I hope he gets the help he needs. I guess the best thing about not being famous is when you fock up its not plastered in a headline.
He looked like he was headed for the checkout line in the pics that came out months ago. I know the job is to protect the client, but just once it'd be nice to hear a handler say, "Yup, major shit going on over here."
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Hope he gets help, and hope his friends put the hard sell on him to get better. This is no time to retreat and just let him be.
I sincerely hope he finds peace and recovery. He really seems like a special person, and he's been through some shit. Hope he gets healthy from whatever it is and does some more creative things with his life.
Hope somebody steps in and helps in. Waiting for an addict to quit doesn't work...God Bless...