Wednesday, August 1st 2012

Night Crumbs

The Mighty Oprah shows off her real hair for the first time. So in this picture, Oprah's hair is made from nature and Oprah's face is made from Photoshop  - ICYDK

Prince Hot Ginge is a plushie and that is the luckiest stuffed toy kangaroo in the world - Lainey Gossip

My new favorite game: gay porn or Olympics? - Buzzfeed

Drunktina is the new Sally Struthers - The Superficial 

In the picture on the left, Mila Kunis sort of looks like she's trying to suckle on Ashton Kutcher's nipple - Popsugar

Gore Vidal has passed away and I hope that Hollywood honors him forever by never ever making a remake of the masterpiece that is Myra Breckinridge - Towleroad

The tacky 30,000 square foot Hampton's mansion that Beyonce and Jay-Z are renting might seem a little much until I tell you that she's bringing her entire stock of vacation wigs with her -  The Berry 

Aunt Janet Jackson wants you all to know that she never slapped Paris Jackson - Celebitchy

Well, at least we now know that Miley Cyrus bathes sometimes - Hollywood Tuna 

This pretty much what I do all day too - OMG Blog

And now Jodie Foster is making a cameo in Cheatlight: Breaking Robsten - Hollywood Rag

My guess is Robert DeNiro and Justin Bieber - Cityrag

Katy Perry's Elle cover reminds me of that She-Ra episode where Glimmer wore a purple wig - Just Jared

I know I'm not smiling at the fact that Posh's Glamour cover gave me shades of Audrey Hepburn. Shame on me. - I'm Not Obsessed

So this is what Arrested Development has been up to - Crunk + Disorderly

Bar Refaeli in a lace catsuit on a grass court, because why not? - Popoholic

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 4:15am

Ohh..I get it now! And she thinks that is worthy of a news story? Lol. She's as much of a fame whore as the Kardashians.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:17am.
I know he was prolific and popular, but name one thing he wrote* that was actually any good? I mean, he wrote the screenplay to Caligula. Myra Breckinridge was racy and ground-breaking but was it good? He wrote some popular American histories--so did everyone else. It was all either trash or polemics.
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I totally agree! His family connections got him very far.

The pressure on black people to adhere to European standards of beauty is not the same as a white person wanting to get a tan.

Why is tanning a multi billion dollar industry?

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 4:26am.

not yet i haven't, ive recorded it and ill watch it later :) the olympics mens swimming, diving, gymnastics and water polo or anything that involved lots of skin and minimal clothing, have been a gift to us all. I've seeing enough hot guys to last me at least 1 month. :P lol

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loopy did you see our timeshare boyfriend Marcel get his silver medal yesterday? His performance (and his body and his HAIR) were a thing of absolute pleasure to my eyes.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:54am.
it sucks that black women are pressured into making their hair look like white women's. Meanwhile, women like Tan Mom are trying to get dark skin color.

The pressure on black people to adhere to European standards of beauty is not the same as a white person wanting to get a tan.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:58pm.
I always thought her hair on the show was her real hair *derp*

It often is. It was different when Tyra showed her "real hair" because Tyra always wears weaves. Oprah doesn't always wear weaves so she should just call this "my hair before the straightening irons". It is her real hair, but not her natural hair if that makes sense.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:38am.

*runs hand through comb fringe, sticks nose in the air* NOPE! i'm holding firm on this one. i wont do it.

I mean what kind of a whorey potter reputation would I get if I just slept with every male swimmer who won a gold medal? Noooo I give them handjobs. *thanks amanda becker*

Look how she's holding her face up, urg. That's not her natural hair state. Oprah why are you still here? You promised you were going away but then came right back...

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:59am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:56am.

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But Loopy, technically if you sat on his face, you wouldn't need to see it. OLOL

Besides, you've forgotten but you'd be heli-spinning, so you'd already be dizzy and wouldn't notice he was a butterface! Admit it, you'd SIT ON IT! ahahaha

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:56am.

yeah he has won the most medals, but you know the media these days... everybody gotta be the greatest this, the greatest that, who has EVER lived.

i mean good for him, but he still has a butter face and i wouldnt sit on that face, even if you threaten to make me into JLO's new toe jam licker.

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CJ, ITA. I live how black women's hair looks when it's natural.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:43am.

And the talk about Phelps being the greatest ever. Come on people, he just won more medals so that makes him the most successful, not necessarily the greatest. Give us a break with all the hyperbole.

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Like the guy in the green skirt in the Crunk & Disorderly link! Lol

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I love her hair! I think it sucks that black women are pressured into making their hair look like white women's. Meanwhile, women like Tan Mom are trying to get dark skin color. What a mixed up world!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:05am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:52pm.
... So yea, mageritas+birthday faps= night improving.

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A most excellent birthday recipe news Bored! lol I didn't know they sold margaritas in a bag! How convenient! You'll have to let us how you liked them... the day after! hehe ;P

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So basically the olympics has become a perve fest. Every 4 years, all the fittest and some of hottest guys gather in a small area, take their clothes off and do something which we don't really pay attention to, and then they go stand up on some podium.

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I hate this cunt with the passion of a thousand suns.

And, NO, it's not because she's 'black' for fuck's sake.

It's because she's a massive, self serving cunt.

I also add Martha Stewart to that list.

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I know he was prolific and popular, but name one thing he wrote* that was actually any good? I mean, he wrote the screenplay to Caligula. Myra Breckinridge was racy and ground-breaking but was it good? He wrote some popular American histories--so did everyone else. It was all either trash or polemics.

*That you've read.

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Oprah's hair reminds me of that crazy fuck I encountered once at a grocery store. She had on this stylish poncho with that lion's mane hairstyle. Just caught my attention for a few, she looked in my direction and I looked away.

I get into my car and pull out to the exit, waiting for a car ahead of me. That car moves up, I start to pull behind it and this other car comes rushing up, screeching to a stop like it was gonna hit me on the passenger side.

Scared the hell outta me. I looked to see who the driver was and it was that Diana Ross/Mahogany dressing bitch, clutching her chesst, acting all outta breath and shit.

I yelled at her "WTF is wrong with you?", gunned my car to the next exit and peeled out of there into the street.

That hair is crazy ass diva hair if ya ask me.

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Thank you guys: Within,Dion flowerboy, Daniee, Hockey fan, ditquoi, and whomever else I missed!I'm drinkin pouches of Margerita because I'm classy and above boxed wine(no I'm not)! I shall have a drink for each of you wonderful people!

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It' gonna take more than 10 proof from one of these bitches to get my buzz on! but I have a few!
So yea, mageritas+birthday faps= night improving.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:36pm.
Birthday margarita for Boredasfuckyo!

I think Oprah's hair has some photoshop in it, there I said it!

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My ass was lazy, so I bought alot of those frozen pouches you can buy! So I'm drinking Margeritas in a pouch! All classy like! XD

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:43pm.
Happy bday Bored!!!! I promise not to slag on Paris with you anymore as a Bday gift :D
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I thought you meant Paris Hilton at first, I was scratching my head going why would he ease up on that skinny lazy eyed swamp donkey because of me? I could care less about that ho, then I was like ooooooooooh Paris Jackson...Honestly I'm not especially a fan of Paris or any of MJ's kids, I just detest his shady ass repilitian like family.

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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

Like the Afro. I thought they were going to start being super fashionable about 5 years ago.

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I got no time for Oprah but I likes her afro, real or not.

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Isn't that one of the guys from LMFAO!? Wha..? Oh, never mind.

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I like Oprah with big crazy hair. I wish more black folks wore Afros too because they were the shit back in the day. Nothing like a badass, neatly-sorted fro for a man or woman.

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I always thought her hair on the show was her real hair *derp*

And how does she fit all of that under a wig? It reminds me of when I was in Culinary School and I had to braid my hair and then pin it to my head..just so I could get my chef hat to fit. Lol

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I am super chuffed about not meeting Gore Vidal before he died (also to get him to sign my first edition of his novel Creation). I'll always cherish the memory of when he verbally bitch slapped Norman Mailer on The Dick Cavett Show after Mailer punched him in the mouth - something like, "... ah, once again words fail you, Norman." Ahahahahah!

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HB boredasfuckyo!

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:22pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:32pm.

That picture is as fake as Okra's empathy for the little people.

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^^^^^^^THIS

She is so full of patronizing fucking shit.

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She has no clue what it's like to be a real, normal person anymore. So full of shit she is.

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Whamo, I didn't see it.

*bats doglashes*

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:32pm.

That picture is as fake as Okra's empathy for the little people.

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^^^^^^^THIS

She is so full of patronizing fucking shit.

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LOL yeah right that's her real hair. :D

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Oprah's real hair. Really. *taps chin*
Not a fucking chance in gay hell. Why does this yotch keep pulling our dicks?

Oh and Boredasfuckyo, Happy birthday and many happy drinks or vices of your choice to you!

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Happy Birffday Boredasfuckyo!!! When I start to creak and feel a little old, I do something my inner child would most approve of like zurbert somebody's belly or blow soap bubbles on the porch!

These pics that Miley keeps posting just are starting to look like those thinspiration ones from pro-ana sites. Not good.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:56pm.

I've always loved Jodie Foster but the idea of her giving Kstew advice about men is pretty GD funny!
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Yeah, I think her 'advice' is more like come over for some munchies!

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Two weeks ago, I was stuck in the Newark airport saying, "bored as fuck, yo." HB Bored.
I will miss that Bitchy queen Gore Vidal.

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:O

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:48pm.
Katy Perry on the cover of Elle? What's next Jojo the dogfaced girl? WTF!

Tori Spelling will not be on the cover of Elle until after she has the baby.

No way in hell that's how her hair looks 'naturally'. That has some relaxer and dye in it, as well as products. Pft.

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Birthday margarita for Boredasfuckyo!

I think Oprah's hair has some photoshop in it, there I said it!

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Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:35pm.
*side eye at Oprah* Your natural hair texture really? Your hair is relaxed and that is a straw set to get the curly texture. This bish really... smh.
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Haha, right? I know nothing of black hair but I thought "natural" meant an afro. Either way she looks like fresh shit with make-up all wrong and titties Kray-Z glued together. She must not be scissoring Gayle anymore if the wife let her leave the house looking like that.

Natural my ass, like she just rolled out of bed after sleeping on it wet. Bitch please. She was in a chair for hours. That color doesn't even look natural.

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Not Gore Vidal. This day sux. love love LOVE him. Such a bitch, he was. yum.

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OMG Oprah's real hair is all sorts of fabulous.

And, when I used to actually have hair, it kinda sorta did that. Except it was orange.

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Bar Refaeli... I hope that's not her church outfit.

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mike -- right with you. I was very saddened to hear of Gore Vidal's death. A true intellectual and a wonderful bitch as well. RIP, dear Gore.

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Katy Perry on the cover of Elle? What's next Jojo the dogfaced girl? WTF!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Victoria Beckham can suck my dick.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012