Janet, Jermaine, Randy And Rebbie Are Selfish Bitches!
Katherine Jackson and TJ Jackson were officially named co-guardians of Paris, Blanket and Prince today, and in her declaration, Mama Jackson took off her wig, got comfortable and let it all out. In the declaration, Mama Jackson threw a "here comes the truth, heffas" side-eye at Janet, Randy, Jermaine and Rebbie when she said that she suspects she was tricked into taking that trip to Arizona. Mama Jackson has seen the light and she's spilling the truth. "I've got all your numbers, hussies!" - Mama Jackson to her sneaky bitch ass kids
TMZ says that Katherine was all set to drive to New Mexico to see her sons in concert, but then an unnamed doctor showed up to her house and told her that she should fly instead of taking a car. Katherine says she trusted her doctor, so she got on the plane, but was hit with a whole lot of WTF when she ended up in Tucson instead of New Mexico. When Katherine wondered why she was in Tucson, she was told that she has high blood pressure and needed to rest at a spa. If there's one thing a memaw can't resist, it's rest at a spa, so she went. When she got to the spa, her iPad and cell phone were taken away and the phone in her room was disconnected. Katherine couldn't even watch her stories on TV, because they shut the TV off. Suddenly she knew what it felt like to be one of Tommy Girl's wives.
Katherine didn't know her grandchildren were going crazy on Twitter about her being missing and she was constantly told that Paris, Blanket and Prince were fine. Katherine went on to write in the declaration, "At the time, I trusted the people I was with to be honest with me."
This leads me to the NEWS FROM THE GODS that fell onto my eyes like clouds made of glitter today. CNN says that Oprah has made the best decision of her career by giving La Toya Jackson a reality show on OWN. Unfortunately, La Toya's show isn't a reality version of Murder She Wrote and doesn't follow her as she solves crimes, but her show will still save the entire network. Oprah can thank Detective La Toya later. The thing is, La Toya's show doesn't air until 2013 and it hasn't even started shooting yet. So why didn't Randy and his band of plastic-faced kidnappers wait until La Toya's show started shooting before they put their scheme into motion?
All the drama could've been captured in front of reality TV cameras and in the show's season finale, La Toya could've rescued Katherine from her spa prison! You know, Detective La Toya would've gone undercover as a maid, snuck into Katherine's room and escaped through the air conditioning vents before zip-lining across the property to a waiting helicopter. But noooo, Randy and those bitches would never let that happen, because they are jealous of La Toya and won't ever let her be great. Selfish bitches!
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Let's see what new moves Michael Jackson's siblings can concoct to get their mitts on that $5 billion. So far they've tried to get at it in court (no go) and they've tried to kidnap their mother in a bid to get her declared incompetent and take over the $$, er, guardianship of MJ's kids (a transparent move which backfired).
So what's next? Upping their mother's Ambien or Vicodin intake on the DL? Having TJ meet with "a tragic accident?" I wouldn't put anything past them now.
If Prince and Paris can hold out against their greedy aunts and uncles until they're 18 they'll be golden. As long as they're under-aged they'll always be targets for those leeches.
boredasfuckyo, I wasn't thinking about shall we say "legitimate" sources of financial assistance.
submitted by waterbucket on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:40pm.
This is what money gets you. In a way, I'm glad that my family is still just able to feed ourselves but not filthy rich because we still value each other instead of being blinded by the dollar sign.
Actually, money is not the problem. It is people who are the problem, not money. I know rich folk who handle wealth just fine because they know its intrinsic value is not in owning stupid Louis Vuitton-print bags.
E-fucking-NUF with the family!!!! It almost makes me wish the pervert was still alive!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
TEAM WE DON'T CARE!!!
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
"WHO GIVES A F*#CK!!!" -- said absolutely everyone.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
One other comment I am paraphrasing from another dlusters comments last week.... When MJ died 3 years ago, or was it 4, estate was heavily in debt, now that it is flush with cash, here come the Jackson vultures . I do think Latoya is the "good " one. Read het book years ago, great stuff.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
MJ schooled his kids well. His family are bloodsuckers. Regardless of the biological mother/daddy those are his kids, obvious he loved them and they loved him. I still think MJ should have cut Katherine out as she's elderly as he'll and obviously easily tricked. Nevertheless, Paris Jackson wins points in my book for standing up to Janet.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 9:15am.
LOL. I had a friend who thought that song was Don't Stop till you get it up.
I was like no honey. hahahahah.
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This is some Throw Mamma From the Train shit right here... criss-cross.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
The Jackson sibs just won't stop til they get enuff.
The spa already released a statement that the telephone was always available to her.
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Submitted by sybil on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:28pm.
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She dates that douchebag Jermaine Dupri. My sister worked at a popular restaurant/nightclub in Atlanta while in college. JD and JJ would come in and be obnoxious as hell. They'd create their own dishes and get bottle service. Then, they'd leave without leaving a tip on a huge check. This happened so often that the owners and managers banned them from ever coming back. Moral of the story: Janet is a greedy fucking cunt.
just this> http://youtu.be/RFZrzg62Zj0
http://youtu.be/FU2mn_S0kls
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where's joe? i KNOW he's involved in this...what a fukked up family...i wouldn't be surprised if they masterminded michael's goodbye cruel world...
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Roseanne Barr
All the jackson kids are fucked up, damaged & paranoid. I suspect joe jackson's pimp hand is involved in all this...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Wow- that's a lot of fuckery. For as whacko as Jackson was while alive, you do get the sense that he did make a point to protect his children from this general nuttiness. Easier to do while they are young children, I know but sheesh - what a bunch of greedy-ass nut cases they are.
I still have NO fucking idea what is going on with this family. Although I see quite a bit of paranoia to go around.
"Mama Jackson took off her wig, got comfortable and let it all out. In the declaration, Mama Jackson threw a "here comes the truth, heffas" side-eye at Janet, Randy, Jermaine and Rebbie when she said that she suspects she was tricked into taking that trip to Arizona. Mama Jackson has seen the light and she's spilling the truth. "I've got all your numbers, hussies!" - Mama Jackson to her sneaky bitch ass kids"
Fucking HI.LAR. IOUS.
I laughed so hard I spit water all over my keyboard.
MJ's family is up to no good..they're trying to take all his money. But I thought it he was almost broke when he died? They said he spent it faster than he made it. But if he's anything like Elvis, he'll make more money while he's dead..so that trust builds up for the kids.
But if Jermaine gets his hands on it, it's bad news. Wonder why Janet's all up in this tomfoolery? I liked her since her Control days. SMH
Submitted by justducky on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:10am.
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Debtors prisons no longer exist, the only way they could go to jail is if said late payment was via being behind on child support. They are greed fucks. Plain and simple.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Given the amounts of back child support Randy and Jermaine owe, it makes me wonder if they have large debts to debtors who use more coercive means of collecting than threatening to put them in jail. I do find it interesting that Mama got an increase in her allowance. Although it could pay for more security.
Those kids are between a rock and a hard place. Someone on tmz posted the gist of the trust, if anything happens to the kids, TJ is in line to inherit. I hope they haven't gone from the frying pan to the fire.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:19pm.
Foxxy, where's Detective LaToya when you need her?! Or, has she been here all along...
I'm fascinated - I wish I'd seen that post!
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It might have been this one:
Submitted by SusanP on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 8:17pm.
I vacation at Miraval frequently and have for many years. Shame on them for knowingly allowing this very public tragic family drama to continue to play out at their facility and then appear in the sad interview with Mrs. Jackson to get publicity for their resort. Only an idiot would believe that Mrs. Jackson would knowingly abandon her grandchildren while she was away on holiday and worry them. She is a caring, concerned grandparent who has obviously been lied to and mishandled. Miraval has good cell reception and a public computer for guests to use at any time. The slimy truth will come to light soon on those greedy children who concocted this horrible situation but Miraval is the one who will have a stain on them for being a supportive part of it. My friends and I who enjoyed Miraval all these years will be heading to a new spa now . . . one that would never play in these dirty, harmful games. Our hearts go out to Paris, Prince and Blanket as we know what they are going through firsthand since we are living within their community.
From: http://dlisted.com/2012/07/26/katherine-jackson-was-just-short-vacation-...
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I guess i gotta go away and write a new action sequence for the rescue of the old mole by the 3 kids, spy-kids bourne identity matrix fast and the furious spy games proof of life style.
1. Katherine helped screw up her kids by being an enabler. She is partially to blame for all this fuckery.
2. Janet might want to look into a singing competition show, because bitch is done.
3. Paris Jackson is my new hero. Get it girl.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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the declaration is sworn testimony under penalty of perjury. she will have to explain away the prior statements in court. i predict the words "fraud," "threats," "fear for myself and my grandchildren" [remember the taser incident],"do not handle my own travel or transportation arrangements so relied on my children and advisors," "did not consent to medication" and/or "unprescribed medication," "isolation," "fucking lying ass children," and similar phrases might come up
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
If this was true then what was with the press conference when she said that she was just on vacation. At least now all her kids and Jermaine and Randy's children are banned from the house in Calabases.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Maybe LaToya can explain how the cops showed up at Rebbies home for da welfare check right when they were playing Uno and how come there was no phone at that house either.
@ Hekki,
thanks -- i'm enjoying all the gossip drama and our speculating like everyone else, but i want to see what actually happens in family court. if it doesn't fit, the judge will say "git." as in "git the fuck out of my courtroom and make sure you pay The MJ Estate's and Katherine's legal fees on your way out. oh, and here's some sanctions for you to take with you too."
and, i like MissLainey's theory about there being more Jackson adult players behind the attempted coup than just the famous ones
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Please. She's not mad at her kids. She believes every line of bullshit they feed her and she is always supporting their assess.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Foxxy, I just LOVE your take on it, too. I think it all went down just as you wrote it.
Submitted by misslainey: "You know who I think is the mastermind behind all ths fuckery? Alejandra, Randy's & Jermaine's wife. I think Mama Katherine was drugged & threatened."
That is an excellent theory. I'll go with that one.
Submitted by sybil on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:28pm.
Janet Jackson has more money then she could ever spend in this life...why is she so interested in Michael's fortune??
She wanted her sister and grifters to git their paws out of her wallet and that is why she signed up with them.
Janet Jackson has more money then she could ever spend in this life...why is she so interested in Michael's fortune??
If Katherine really wanted her ungrateful kids out of her wig, she should be living in a nice 4 bedroom condo instead of operating that 5 star-paid for by Michaels' money Calabasas hotel.
TexN, YES. MJ obviously meant to cut his siblings out (see the last 3 wills and this one). He knew. And kudos to his kids for listening to him and seeing aunties and uncles for what they really are at such a young age. #getmoneykids/keepthosebitchesawayfromthemoneykids
ETA swarmof, ita. SICK. #getajobbitch
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:23pm.
imo, somebody in the Jackson Four has found some lawyers who thinks there are new legal theory(ies) to challenge the will that may not have been raised before in the prior case(s) [not sure how many] that led to the Supreme Court decision upholding the will. they have to show some new facts or new case law or you and everyone else is right -- they get told to get the hell out of court at the first hearing
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So, the 4 desperados kidnapped their mom to get control of the money and to prove how much of a fuck they don't give about those kids. Sad, sad, pathetic, and sad.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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OLMAO @mefunigirl, "youngin' electronic thingamabobs." *dies laughing*
Hey, there is no reason to get so TECHNICAL mef! You had me at Ipods, ipads, itouches, whatevertheeff's...
*yes, I know the difference, it was for emphatic dramasis... err dramatic emphasis... oh, never mind hussies* ☺☺
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SO what then? With Mama Jackson out of the way those four siblings were going to fire all Michael's outside lawyers and accountants and declare themselves beneficiaries despite the fact Michael cut them completely out in two separate wills?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:12pm
No prob. There's a lot of crazies in that familt. For the longest, I couldn't figure out who TJ and Trent were. Dtill not sure how Trent fit into all of this. Was he watching the kids when Mama K. went missing or was it TJ? And how did TJ get custody? I think I missed that episode.
You know who I think is the mastermind behind all ths fuckery? Alejandra, Randy's & Jermaine's wife. I think Mama Katherine was drugged & threatened.
So, what happens if Mama Katherine, TJ & Lady Di all die before these kids become legal adults? Somebody better be sleeping with one eye open and knife under the pillow.
Haha Within, no problem mama. I was probably less than clear. But still, I say the Jackson kids have been pretty much quiet, and then blow the lid off of this thing. Then the "kids" try to take their phone away. So I say there WAS some fuckery afoot.
Team kids with big mouths. It keeps them from being victims. Case in point.
ETA LMAO mefunigirl!!
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:09pm.
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Thank you misslainey. Smarties here are leaving my dumb bum behind. :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:04pm.
Rebbie is the firstborn of the Jackson sibs.
This is why us old folk have to keep up with the youngin' electronic thingamabobs. So when we plot out evil ways, they don't screw it up by telling everybody our plans.
My kids better learn smoke signals.
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Where there's a will there's a ........relative
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:22pm.
I heard on top of the $70k the guardian gets, EACH kid gets $100k/mo. Double dayum!
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We have a motive! UGH on them. The kids know what's going on, which is more than I knew when I was their age. :O
@Sweetas, hehehehe *sorry, I should have recognized the internal monologue you had going* lol;)
ETA: Who in heck is Rebbie now?
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AHAHAHA LaChaylo! YES.
This is how I imagine Janet after the shit hit the fan, but without all the photoshopping:
http://static1.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Janet+Jackso...