Night Crumbs
Behold, ageless Jennifer Tilly and the original magnificent chichis - Hollywood Tuna
At this point, Jennifer Aniston's hard nips deserve their own IMDB page - Lainey Gossip
Kristen Stewart got banned from the Cosmopolis premiere, so hopefully RPattz brings Bear Pattinson as his date - The Superficial
The American Idol winner with the name of a low-level, mini-mall law firm has a new video out - Towleroad
Dumb whores with iPhones - Drunken Stepfather
I spot Jonai bulge on pic #6 and I'm not proud of it - The Berry
Miley Cyrus wishes - Celebitchy
The MOST HATED HO on the Internet walks the dog of the MOST LOVED HO on the Internet - Just Jared
Ryan Lochte pisses in the pool. JEAH! - ICYDK
A drunk blonde goes down and it ain't Tara Reid. What a world. - Popoholic
Somewhere, a baby is missing her communion dress - Popsugar
It's nice to see that Hank Azaria's Along Came Polly character is getting work as a dick merchant - SOW
Will Ferrell totally stole Nutty Madam's act - Moe Jackson
Hugh Jackmeoff as Hobo Wolverine - I'm Not Obsessed
More like Vivica A. Catface - Crunk + Disorderly
Almost every one of Blahna Del Rey's tattoos look like the Gmail signature of a 14-year-old - Cityrag
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re: lana "lizzy grant" del taco's tattoos
you're not in fucking "momento" dumbshit.
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Lucy♥, you too? LOLOLOLOL
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TM- yeah she was telling the world a non-event. Ironically if she was able to gain a lil fat it would peak her health up a bit. She still be a fugly faced bobble headed dolt though. Vapid N. P. D. body dimorphic deluded scraggly twig that she is !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by xinying on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:55pm.
I have seen your post and That was very informative and very entertaining for me.
Not gonna lie, I LOL'd
Blahna is a fucking plastic jackoff.
Hi Wowlie, happy Friday to ya!! ☺☺☺
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WinterOwl -- hey, hon!
Kisa -- that ugly twat says she needs to lose the baby weight? I know she's kidding, but WHAT? I love that you hate her as much as we do, LOL! The kid that she raises is going to be one fucked-up little fucker, him with his giant-assed bobble head. Any idiot who looks to PMK for advice should automatically be written off as a huge POS. I wish that twat would go away; I truly despise Fugliana. The fact that she thinks she's cute bugs the ever-living shit out of me. Seriously, it boils my blood.
Within -- hey, baby! *waving*
*waves at Within* : D
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Submitted by zey
The pic of that swimmer guy (whom I didn't know before logging on here today) looks like Chris Makepeace had sex with Jesse Eisenberg while Corey Haim watched.
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Dies! That is the funniest thing I've read today. My week has sucked donkey balls; thanks for the much needed gut laugh, zey!!!!
Man is Ms Tilly looking a tad over the hill these days , bad photo of her up there .
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Twatty, hahahaha leave it to ya to get on that story! Do they live in your city? ugh, in that case, hope they move for the sake of the child! olol I don't watch them ever! *waves and offers you a... what would you like... a coconut sherbet, or a very dry martini?* mmmm
@Wowlie, bwahahaha at the grandpa with "a rifle, and some aviators.
*waves hi and hi*
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Yikkk that Juliana bitch she's an idiot. Skin& bones fugly skeleton giant bobble head
Haaaa a lil while ago she posted that she has a plan to lose her baby weight ?! Wtf ?! She has a surrogate FFS!!! Dumb as fuck!! Shut up Bitch ! Such a self centered narc no wonder she idolizes pmk ohe vey ?!?! Fuck off what a dolt ! That poor kid that's going to have her for a mother ohe vey !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:18pm.
I don't think so because I've been putting flax oil on my salads for years. I started the kefir after the zits started so it isn't that. I've looked at everything I eat and I'm thinking it must be the chia.
Okay. I had a problem with breakouts when I was using flax seed. That's why I thought the oil might be the problem.
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Maybe hormones, for all I know. I wouldn't have suspected the chia had you not said it made your skin oily. I wonder how long this will take to go away. Grrr!
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Eva walking ryans adorable dog turns it into a photo op -hair up click- hair down
click.... Yeah like she's so perturbed by all these photos being taken of her sashaying around the block with her orange flowing night gown mess on . Yik !
Love love love Ryan such a nice Canadian dude. Uuugggh but with her NO !
(Ontario province wishes he'd stayed with Rachel McAdams so sweet together :)(: just like in The Notebook) sigh......
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:23pm.
That is truly disturbing. Truly.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:18pm.
I don't think so because I've been putting flax oil on my salads for years. I started the kefir after the zits started so it isn't that. I've looked at everything I eat and I'm thinking it must be the chia.
Okay. I had a problem with breakouts when I was using flax seed. That's why I thought the oil might be the problem.
Blahna Del Rey's tattoos are about as genuine as her duck-billed face. In one photo, her left hand has an M for her grandmother, but in another photo there's an infinity in the same spot.
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(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
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Hekki & Gigaboob -- oh, didn't you hear? Fugliana now is kissing Pimp Mama Kris' ass -- she refers to PMK as her second mother and is asking her for parenting advice for the baby-to-be. Hekki, you & me -- I despise that fucking mantis, too. I don't know how such an ugly bitch can even show her face on TV and not be embarrassed. I hope her husband is fucking the living daylights of the girlfriend he keeps in Chicago. I can't wait for the inevitable divorce, but I think he's too much of a famewhore, too, to break up the marriage. They're going to milk as much fame as they can get out of their pathetic marriage. I hate to say it, but I hope the kid has a big, ugly head like hers, too.
Brad Pitt is dressed exactly like my grampa circa 1980 in The Berry link. He just needs a rifle, and some aviators.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:18pm.
I don't think so because I've been putting flax oil on my salads for years. I started the kefir after the zits started so it isn't that. I've looked at everything I eat and I'm thinking it must be the chia.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:07pm.
Thank you God that the swimming events are over so that Ryan Lochte's douchey piss water can stop saturating the media and the Olympics.
Something tells me we won't be so lucky.
God will be punishing us with this asshole for years to come.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:08pm.
How long have you been using the flax oil? If you'd given me the list of ingredients to start, I'd have guessed that was the culprit.
I get it - Blahna's just the plastic, depressed hipster version of Taylor Swift.
All hype, no substance. A rich daddy doesn't hurt either.
Aniston looks more like Streisand there than in the mag pictorial when she was dressed up to look like her. The over-60 Streisand.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:41pm.
Gigaboob -- right? Leave the sports the sportscasters, okay? When I heard that Fugliana might miss the birth of her baby via "gestational carrier" because she was covering the Olympics, I just wanted to shit. That fucking ugly, vapid twit has as much right covering the Olympics as I do covering NASCAR or a Texas rodeo. If Seacrest starts covering anything political I will pay to see you throw your blender at the TV, LOL!
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Oh what's more important? Your new baby or new ways to whore yourself? Priorities Twatty!
I've decided to keep the blender. I'll need it for margaritas. The Kitchenaid mixer can go. I never use that thing.
ubmitted by Twat Muffin: "...When I heard that Fugliana might miss the birth of her baby via "gestational carrier" because she was covering the Olympics, I just wanted to shit."
Wait, WHAT?
Why is she even bothering to "have" children? Why doesn't she just pay someone for the right to pretend that their kids are hers for a few occasions a year and the photo ops. Then she wouldn't have to make those difficult choices real parents make all the time.
Oh, god, I hate that mantis.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:46pm.
Mike, yesterday was the first day I stopped so I wouldn't expect to see any difference. Do you?
Depending on how quickly things "travel through" you, I'd think it would be out of your system in 2-5 days.
So you've cut it out entirely? I forgot to ask you, but were you putting anything else odd in your shakes?
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Plain non-fat Greek yogurt
Berries
Kefir
Unsweetened cranberry juice
Psyllium husk
Flax oil
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Jeah? Thank you God that the swimming events are over so that Ryan Lochte's douchey piss water can stop saturating the media and the Olympics.
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The pic of that swimmer guy (whom I didn't know before logging on here today) looks like Chris Makepeace had sex with Jesse Eisenberg while Corey Haim watched.
PS: I'd love to shrink down to 2 inch size just to trampoline back and forth between Jennifer Titties' breasts and occasionally getting stuck in that luscious cleavage.
Damn Vivica!! And not in a good way. You need to pull your wig down over that ski slope of a forehead.
GROSS about peeing in the pool. I used to clean pools and spas as a teen...will. Never. Get. In. A. Public. One. EVER.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:46pm.
Mike, yesterday was the first day I stopped so I wouldn't expect to see any difference. Do you?
Depending on how quickly things "travel through" you, I'd think it would be out of your system in 2-5 days.
So you've cut it out entirely? I forgot to ask you, but were you putting anything else odd in your shakes?
Mike, yesterday was the first day I stopped so I wouldn't expect to see any difference. Do you?
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Gigaboob -- right? Leave the sports the sportscasters, okay? When I heard that Fugliana might miss the birth of her baby via "gestational carrier" because she was covering the Olympics, I just wanted to shit. That fucking ugly, vapid twit has as much right covering the Olympics as I do covering NASCAR or a Texas rodeo. If Seacrest starts covering anything political I will pay to see you throw your blender at the TV, LOL!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:03pm.
Jessica Biel needs to stop with the bangs already.
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Have you decreased your daily chia consumption? If you have, have you noticed any difference?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 7:11pm.
mike -- what the fuck does Ryan Seacrest even have to do with the Olympics? I haven't been watching, but why is that little gay midget even there? I know he's covering it, along with Fugliana Rancid, I'm sure he's done way worse underwater, like taking it up the ass and having a dick in his mouth at the same time, that little prick.
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Harsh! I like. Really, I am so sick of seeing this moron everywhere. It seems he hosts everything. I can understand Bob Costas hosting the Olympics because he's always been a sports journalist, but this fool? If they have him hosting election night I swear I'm going to throw my blender through the TV.
Jennifer Tilly always struck me as fat and talentless.
Ryan Gosling's dog George is absolutely adorable -- I want him, and Ryan isn't too bad either!!!
Blahna del Meh is another one. She's like Gaga, borrowing schtick from everyone and not forging any real identity.
Jessica Biel needs a stylist. Desperately. She doesn't have a girly look and looks creepy in this pastel and lace crap I've been seeing her in. She would look better in more crisp, sleek lines and classic stuff. Maybe work a little Kate Hepburn style.
I thought that was Maya Rudolph for a sec...
mike -- what the fuck does Ryan Seacrest even have to do with the Olympics? I haven't been watching, but why is that little gay midget even there? I know he's covering it, along with Fugliana Rancid, I'm sure he's done way worse underwater, like taking it up the ass and having a dick in his mouth at the same time, that little prick.
When did Vivica turn into Dionne Warwick?
http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/08/03/promo-trail-vivica-fox/vivicafox...
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
M.E. -- one of the cable channels has been running "Bound" lately. I watched it the other day just to catch a glimpse of Meloni -- remember that he was in it? Nowhere near as hot as he is now.
Miley wishes Amber would hit on her. There's no way in hell Amber would want anything to do with that ugly hillbilly.
Jessica Biel needs to stop with the bangs already.
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Ryan Lochte just gets classier and classier, doesn't he?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:52pm.
Jennifer Tilly should give workshops to dumb hos everywhere. That voice, those bosoms, hahaha Woah mamma!
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Let's add poker to the workshop list, Within! Let's all be hot, sexy poker players and get paid!!
Tilly's titties are definitely the original!
That Cosmospolis-KStew story is such BS. He does not come off as a drama queen at all and in the interviews I saw of him promoting this film , he is respectful and very professional. These Twit stories that come out every day sounds stupider and stupider.
Jennifer Tilly should give workshops to dumb hos everywhere. That voice, those bosoms, hahaha Woah mamma!
Thank goodness JenAn's nipples showed up that day... that's all I got. ;)
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Kristen Stewart's bland, smirking mug being banned from ANY premiere is cause for joy.
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