Blame Madonna For This
In her continued effort to #getmoneybitch, OctoMom has made genitals turn inside/out with her fap tape, has made retinas curl by boringly working the stripper pole, has made you throw up a barrel of laughs with her OctoLoans commercial and now she's going after your ears. Kim Zolciak's untalented ass showed everyone that you can make money from a piece of shit song even if you sound like a robot walrus farting into a wind tunnel, so OctoMom has joined fame whore forces with reality type Adam Barta and together they are putting out a musical terrorist threat called "Sexy Party. I'm guessing that OctoMom's song is neither sexy, nor a party.
The song doesn't come out until September, but TMZ already has the "cover art" for that mess. This is what it looks like when desperation and Photoshop collide in the worst possible way. OctoMom says that she's paying tribute to Madge's "Like A Prayer" era with this cover. I sort of see a tribute to Madge, but I mostly see a tribute to vomit and that Photoshopped handbra is obviously a tribute to Janet Jackson. But what I really don't understand is how those crucifixes didn't turn upside down from being faced with this dark-sidedness? If you poured dirty douche water on an Affliction t-shirt and put it under a microscope, this is what you'd see.
With all that being said, you know I'm going to download Octo's "Sexy Party" when it comes out. My thirst for fuckery always takes me to the darkest places.
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So that www.OctoPorno.com video wasn't enough for her?
She gets deeper into the mess and takes her 14 kids with her?
She thinks she's hot in those pornos, but she's totally busted
Octomom really doesn't look like she gives a flying shit about sex or even knows what might be sexy at all. She looks like she's gonna vomit. She lacks any and all interest in or has a spark of sexuality.She is dead between the legs and the ears. May have been a great partner for Michael Jackson.
This should be fun
The longer those kids stay w/ Nayda the more messed up they will be.
This woman needs to go away....and leave the kids with foster care...they would be better off. Selfish, crazy bitch.
I don't understand why she can't move to the midwest where it is the cost of living is cheaper and get a REAL job. Her kids are going to be soooo messed up from her. She is setting such a bad example for the kids. I am sure she can something decent for $150.
Her speaking voice is so high-pitched and nasally. I can only imagine how it sounds when she "sings". She'll make Zolciak sound like Celine Dion.
UUgghhh there are so many disguting and sad things to be said about this picture, but I just can't get past her greasy hair. It's like the Mommy just woke up at 11am messy, greasy hair look, while her kids have been munching on candy cause they've been starving since early morning. Know a few idiot mothers like this...
“If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.”
― Thomas Jefferson
I thought this Barta guy was a singer, isn't he? Otw, what's he doing with Octo making an album? What about the porn lizard Stodden? Why doesn't she get on board and start writhing all over the room? She is already a seasoned performer of great talent! lol
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Submitted by Paige123 on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 1:43pm.
She should go ahead and become a lady of the night that is where she heading anyways. The nannies are raising those kids
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Paige123, she's definitely treading that fine line. The latest from TMZ and Nadya Looneybin trying to auction herself off as a date:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/05/octomom-dating-website/
Why do i feel that this is the first time her "piece" has ever touched female tittays? No wonder she hangs around him: she's perfectly safe since he sure as hell doesn't want any sex from her.
the reason why that guy is standing behind octo is because he has one of those skinny guys fat bodies.
like no tone, just skinny excess skin on bone flabby body.
u can tell from his round shoulders, and no tone arm. he would have aaairry (british word for hairy) nipples which is attached so skinny man-a-cup-boobs.
and aaiirreeeeyy guts with a roll of excess fat hanging over a bald shaven penis area which has red dots from the blood cuts and feels pimply cuz of the ingrown hair.
*runs to vomit*
I don't think they're standing. I think they're kneeling on a bed.
Either way, Imma need some brain bleach STAT!
She should go ahead and become a lady of the night that is where she heading anyways. The nannies are raising those kids
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
12 kids. pathetic. horrible plastic surgery. ugly as hell, inside and out. her plans for getting rich backfired as the public hates her in general and sees her as a bitch, nutcase, horrible mother, welfare scammer, etc. just the nastiest bitch ever and god help her poor kids. i predict hard drugs and jail time in their future.
http://www.nadyasuleman.net/new-website-ivf-lies-and-videotape-t739.html
the doctors who impregnated her should be imprisoned.
and where has she gotten the money for all the schooling she did in her 20s
and the plastic surgery face
and then the infertilizations /procedures??
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thats like the cover of Janet Jackson's album, i forgot the name.
but ima call octomom Damita Jocto from now on.
They do stand awkwardly but that is so the photographer can get that extra cross in between them for their Vatican-themed decor and musak extravaganza.
getmoneyforbeingshittywhynoteveryoeelsedoeslooney!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:42am.
This isn't the gay bodybuilder boyfriend she goes to "church" with? Nah, he'd never be photographed behind her not showing his mus-cul-luls.
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Sadly, they broke up after three months of dating. I wonder why?
This isn't the gay bodybuilder boyfriend she goes to "church" with? Nah, he'd never be photographed behind her not showing his mus-cul-luls.
Don't know who Adam Barta is but I can't believe he'd be there for anything other than to sing, or whatever it is he does. She is good for one thing though, to be talked about so it works out. *still want to bleach my eyes*
Oh MK, haha you'd buy this mess, smdh
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Oh Lawd. Well, get them dollas anyway you can Octo. #getmoneybitch.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 8:10pm.
Here is a very detailed (to an almost creepy degree) timeline of Octo's early misadventures. It is FULL of fuckery and proof of her grifting and lies.
https://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/time-tracker
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OK, I read the whole thing. It appears that besides being a baby-hoarding, plastic-surgery-addicted, insane famewhore, she's also a prescription drug addict. I mean, who takes all that shit while pregnant? And how have her children not been taken away?
I thought Janet Jackson did this first on Rolling Stone.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 8:10pm.
Here is a very detailed (to an almost creepy degree) timeline of Octo's early misadventures. It is FULL of fuckery and proof of her grifting and lies.
https://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/time-tracker
I don't think anyone should have any doubts as to the nefarious nature of this slunt after reading that.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 8:10pm.
Here is a very detailed (to an almost creepy degree) timeline of Octo's early misadventures. It is FULL of fuckery and proof of her grifting and lies.
https://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/time-tracker
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Holy shit. She put her own mother in the trunk of a car and hit the brakes so that she would roll around? This bitch is seriously sick.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Will the crucifixes be disappearing up her Octotwat in the inevitable shitfest video?
My eyes refuse to transmit any of this post to my brain. It is just that objectionable.
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OH HELLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 8:12pm.
And a boatload of before and after photos:
Aww Hekki, it's too bad Ichabod Crane didn't inspire her to go headless.
CRaziness..I lived in uptown whittier across the street from the college science building and grew up in long beach! Use to do the ride your bike, get drunk, and whore around town at the pike and red room. I will always be a LBC girl.
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
And a boatload of before and after photos:
https://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/before-and-after
Here is a very detailed (to an almost creepy degree) timeline of Octo's early misadventures. It is FULL of fuckery and proof of her grifting and lies.
https://sites.google.com/site/stopsuleman/time-tracker
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Dog: "Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:28pm.
Let's not forget her incessant need to be in the public at any cost. Including hers and her childrens' dignity.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 7:51pm.
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And it will only get worse as the kids grow older.
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Dog: Maybe Kate Gosselin did, but I remember Octo doing that, too.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 7:27pm.
Trying to figure out which Jim Henson muppet I last saw that face on.
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The one whose ass is on its head?
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Hekki, wasn't Kate Gosselin the one who turned down the used furniture? I think it was. In any case, whoever it was I felt so badly for the people who donated. They did something out of the goodness of their hearts; they wanted to help someone, and their gift gets rejected because it didn't come from Petit Tresor or something.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Dog: "Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:28pm.
Let's not forget her incessant need to be in the public at any cost. Including hers and her childrens' dignity.
Submitted by Dog: "Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:28pm.
I would agree if Suze Orman hadn't shown her exactly what she needed to do to live off the money she had made a while back. Ormon proved that Octodumbass could live very comfortably on her money. She just decided her hair and nails and a bigger house were more important than feeding her kids and living like a normal person."
^^^ THIS!!!!
She has repeatedly turned down help. She refused donated furniture because it didn't match and was used. She pays tuition instead of sending her kids to public school (which I sort of understand, but beggars can't be choosers). She has had lots of money slip through her hands.
ETA: And it winds up in the darnedest places. That whole thing where she spent a fortune on haircuts and a Brazilian blowout?
I cut my own kids' hair and blow mine out (when I have the time) and dye it myself. When you're a real mother on a real budget, that's what you DO.
this works out perfectly, seeing as i pretty much blame Madonna for everything else... my therapist says that it's unhealthy, but i have my doubts about the crayon written degree on his wall.
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Trying to figure out which Jim Henson muppet I last saw that face on.
She might as well just start hooking already.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:28pm.
I agree wth you completely about Octomom.
Submitted by Zonko on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:14pm.
We all know she has nannies helping her with the brood, so here's a wild idea that i'm gonna put out there:
WHY DOESN'T SHE GO OUT AND APPLY FOR A FUCKING FULL-TIME JOB ?
She's way too hideous and hated to EVER become a "star", so she needs to just give it a rest.
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A full time job wouldn't support all those kids. Not now. Way back when a lot of people were still out on the generations old, paid for farm, growing their own food and having a 12 year old look after the youngins' without the cops accusing you of child abuse and abandonment, that may have worked.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:14pm.
Damn, can you just IMAGINE what it must be like to have her brain?!? It must be like being on acid and speed!
I imagine it's like this:
http://youtu.be/GHy1rFeBDzQ
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 6:40pm.
... I just made myself throw up....
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No. The guy would be trying to coax her to say that. Instead she'd be like, "ew I have to close my eyes, I hate coarse pubes, why do we have to, don't you have your fleshlight for that, let's just tell everyone we DID IT!" *screams*
ARGH Octo is not having any flap-sex with anyone, no sir!
*barfs too*
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I blame that stupid doctor for implanting all those babies in a crazy lady. Now she has to support them by submitting to public humiliation (whether it be porn or handouts). Those poor kids.