Amanda Bynes Really Is Coming For Lindsay Lohan's Hit & Run Crown
Every driver in Los Angeles should just go ahead and cover their car in rubber bumpers and wear a helmet every time they drive, because if Lindsay Lohan's stupid ass won't crash into them, then Amanda Bynes' stupid ass will. If you're driving around L.A. and see Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan driving behind you, pull over and pray to all the saints, because you're in danger, girl. Case in point:
TMZ says that a woman named Kisa became the latest member of the Victims of Amanda Bynes Club yesterday afternoon when Amanda allegedly rear-ended her Toyota Corolla on Venture Blvd. Kisa says that after Amanda's black BMW punched her Toyota, they both got out of their cars to see how serious the damage was. Kisa says that she didn't recognize Amanda Bynes at first, because she "looked like a hot mess." Um, here's a little tip. If the bitch who just hit you looks like the kind of mess that can make thermometers explode, then it's either Amanda Bynes or Blohan. Kisa went on to tell TMZ that there was damage to her Toyota's bumper and a lot of damage to Amanda's BMW. But Amanda told Kisa that the damage to her Toyota wasn't that bad and that mess tried to push her bumper back into place.
When Kisa asked Amanda for her insurance information, that bitch got shifty and didn't cough it up. When Kisa kept trying to get Amanda's information, she said that they didn't need to exchange info since the damage wasn't that bad and then she jumped into her car and drove away. Kisa called the police, filed a hit and run report and here we are now.
In pre-school, there was this tricycle track in the school yard and my teacher gave us these fake tricycle drivers licenses with our pictures on them. Amanda doesn't even deserve one of those! Bitch shouldn't have any kind of license. What a dumb bitch and she's an extra dumb bitch, because she didn't even try to get the heat off of her by shouting, "I'm Lindsay Lohan, the cops know where to find me!" before running away. But whatever, Amanda doesn't have shit to worry about. Because I'm sure that right at this very moment, President Obama is down at the police station declaring to the cops that he has officially pardoned Amanda Bynes of all future charges. I mean, Amanda IS his number one priority.
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Why is this chick and Blohan still driving?? These roaches may not kill themselves but they may end up killing other innocent people.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 10:22am.
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
LOLOL is this from the Jezebel article about Ryan Lochte being a douche bag?
Why is it that kids in entertainment nearly always ends so badly? Amanda Bynes, Macauley Culkin, River Phoenix, Lindsey Lohan, etc etc etc. Parents who push their kids into show business and live off of them are abusive, greedy fucks who don't deserve to be parents. Ever read former child actor Paul Peterson's web site, A Minor Consideration? http://www.minorcon.org/ Lots of food for thought there.
never mind, I can see it all now, LOL
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Just like Blohan first reaction when caught is to deny and try to hide it. No moral courage to face situations as they are. Liars both. Amanda Bynes, like Lyndsay Lohan, have terrible parents. They learned to behave this way from them.
Blame it on the alcohol...damn
ok, i'll say it: someone needs to slap the black dicks outta this fool's mouf before she kills someone with her car...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Druuunk in the picture! Omg...sad.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
just stop with the benzos, bitch. so.fucking.obvious.
been there, done that. abuse benzos and have a car wreck every week, sometimes twice on tuesday.
Submitted by how dare you on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 2:42am.
Yesssssss thats him! yes, the one with man boobs and the beards (not on the face).
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:27am.
i only remember amanda in that movie with carol brady stockard channing tatum and that movie with man boobs miguel from that telenovelas passions or watever with the old witch and the midget doll named Timmy.
omg im trying to think of his name!!!
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Jesse Metcalfe, of the eyebrows.
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Why is she holding her hand so weird in this picture?
I used to think she would be alright? Guess I was wrong.
Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:49am.
She used to be known as "Amanda Bynes & her kick-ass legs"; now she's known as "Amanda Bynes & her inability to make any right decisions"...
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and quickly becoming to be known as "holy shit! get out of the way! here she comes!!"
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Damn. This girl went from good girl to train wreck so quickly. When will it end? And how? SMH
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
She used to be known as "Amanda Bynes & her kick-ass legs"; now she's known as "Amanda Bynes & her inability to make any right decisions"...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Lindsay Lohan is 26 years old. There's no excuse for that kind of driving.
She is a hot mess. Lucky her and that asshole Blohan didn't kill anyone yet driving like asswipes.
And here I thought she'd be hot forever.
Submitted by shake n blaaake on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:34pm.
I truly believe this Amanda Bynes CDAN reveal
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_2144.html
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Is she still with Kid Cudi? I thought he dumped right after she got all cray on Twitter talking about the man she was going to marry, blah blah blah. Then she was all boo, it's over.
i only remember amanda in that movie with carol brady stockard channing tatum and that movie with man boobs miguel from that telenovelas passions or watever with the old witch and the midget doll named Timmy.
omg im trying to think of his name!!!
that guy who is in dallas now and was in desperate housewives.
anyway, thats the only two amanda movies i have watched.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Jesse Metcalf
Man, I loved Amanda since she's the man and Amanda show. It is sad that she falling hard. Hopefully, she find some hope.
I wonder what would have happen to her if Channing tatum actually choose her over his current wife. Apparently he was dating both of them at the same time. maybe he made the right decision lol
Now Bring in the dancing Lobster.
Amanda's always been a mess. She used to hide it a lot better before, but now her true colors are showing.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:29pm.
Ahh it figures, i guess nobody was screaming "NOOO please don't amanda, please grace us with your thespian art!!!" lol
"YAASSSS I WANT ZE DRUGSSS!!" *aManda and blo banks a left on Prospect and Boulevard and, wait for it, crashes into some damn fking thing sans elegance, crack pipes clattering out of their pockets and fking shit* Fking assholes
"In pre-school, there was this tricycle track in the school yard and my teacher gave us these fake tricycle drivers licenses.." LTFOL, MK!
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I liked What A Girl Wants.
*turns in dlisted membership*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I truly believe this Amanda Bynes CDAN reveal
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_2144.html
Yes Loopy but her retirement only lasted about a month.
http://www.ivillage.com/amanda-bynes-unretires-acting/1-a-230330
she needs to stop trying to hard, didnt she say she was giving up her career as an actress.
bitch you didnt exactly have any big hit films, at least hohan had mean girls and parent trap.
you had... .... .... .... .... see i cant even think of any movies.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 10:52pm.
They'll hold her accountable by paying her millions for an exclusive interview with 60 Seconds and giving her her own reality show.
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"Lindsay: How Jail Changed Me," followed by a porno vid, a la Amy Fisher.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
She was probably just humiliated that she can't even get recognized in this town. Give her a break--she used to be perky and cute.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:35pm.
Love your name!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 10:29pm.
Sadly, nobody's going to get serious about holding Blohan accountable for her actions until she actually kills someone.
They'll hold her accountable by paying her millions for an exclusive interview with 60 Seconds and giving her her own reality show.
Well, thank fuck one of these slackassed bitches cares enough to keep us entertained. Raise yo' glass, Manda!! Bus pass excellent idea, tho. Let somebody else drive, and you just get fucked up and do the stumble stroll. Then trash a room somewhere, or let your dog piss on some loaned dresses. Party like a STAR, dammit!!
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 10:08pm.
She still has her license because she's famous. I've known more than a few people in CA whose licenses were suspended quickly for only one offense. It's sad that courts are swayed by a z-list celebrity like Bynes....and Lohan.
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Sadly, nobody's going to get serious about holding Blohan accountable for her actions until she actually kills someone.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:35pm.
Who is this person?
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TITS! Nice to have you back!
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Well, that's good, Kisa! You shoulda lied to us for a bit :P
Btw, her hair looks really pretty in that picture. That's all.
She still has her license because she's famous. I've known more than a few people in CA whose licenses were suspended quickly for only one offense. It's sad that courts are swayed by a z-list celebrity like Bynes....and Lohan.
Who didn't know 4-5 years ago that we'd be looking at porny pics of Miley Cyrus in 2012?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was rear-ended in a hit-and-run when I was 18 at a red light. It was two boys, probably 16 with a brand-new license, and I motioned them to follow me until I could pull over. I pulled up on the median and they pulled up behind me until they decided they'd get in deep shit so they changed their minds and sped off. I was so furious and shocked I didn't get their tag number. I was fine, no injuries, and it was just a scrape on my bumper, but I hope karma got them back in some way.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Who is this person?
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Submitted by Kisa on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:18pm.
I'm not the Kisa she hit FYI
too bad, I was looking forward to an awesome story. :(
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:12pm.
Something is wrong with this whole picture. She hasn't been in a movie since Easy A which was 2 years ago.
WOW. Her life is becoming as stupid as one of her old All That/ Amanda Bynes Show skits. If her DUI case is still open this won't help things.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Is Cali waiting for her to kill someone before they yank her license away?
Years ago, when my daughter was a toddler, I had a little Nissan Pulsar. Anyway, this ass rear ended me. My mom was with me and the impact broke her seat in half My daughter was screaming her head off, but thank God she wasn't hurt. Anyway, I got out to assess the damage, and the fucker heard my mom say her back was hurting and he took off. I called the cops and they said there was nothing they could do. We were on our way to the mall, so I continued on our trip. Lo, and behold,I ended up parking in front of the jerk wad and left him a nasty gram and my contact info. He called me the next day with some sob story, but I was like, 'Dude, my baby was in the backseat and could've been hurt really bad. Plus, the passenger's seat was totally broken, so call your insurance and fix my car.' Which he did. I was never so pissed as I was when that jerk sped off after hitting me. I was more amazed that I just 'coincidentally' parked in front of him. The mall was several miles from the accident and I didn't write the plates down.
Anyway, said all that to say I really hate hit & runners, so I hope Amanda gets hers. They need to put her ass in rehab and get her a bus pass.
I'm not the Kisa she hit FYI
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I was never really a... fan, but why do you have to go from a clever young girl with her own goofy comedy show to some d-list paparazzi-fodder clown? C'mon grrl, have some self respect.
Surely she could at least snag some bit parts in romantic comedies or something.
HA This girl right here. TAKE A CAB
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Dog, if cops didn't see you at the scene and you get home and start drinking, you tell them you started drinking then. They tell you this in DUI classes and I was told by my friend who is a cop.