But What Does Debbie Phelps Say?
Here's Poseidon's stoner son and 600orwhatever-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps at a Speedo party in London tonight with the piece he's doing the frontstroke with on a full-time basis. For the past 5 months, Michael has been dating Los Angeles-based "aspiring model" (aka cocktail waitress who has a diploma from John Robert Powers) Megan Rossee. 25-year-old Megan is in London with Michael and she's been tweeting all about it all week. Both Hollyscoop and E! say that Megan and Michael started bumping nipples earlier this year, but shit got really real right before the Olympics started. Megan wants to be a model, but she pays her bills by serving cocktails at Blok in Hollywood. Megan's friends say that Michael wants her to quit her job so they can travel the world together on his dime, but Michael's friends say that Megan is nothing but a wallet-humping, fame-hungry, heartbreaking trick. One source type close to Michael said this to Radar:
“Michael is like a puppy dog around Megan – he’s completely in love with her. However, like any young girl hoping to make it in Hollywood, she’s ambitious and knows that by associating herself with Michael she will get a lot of press herself. She’s desperate for her own fame – her career has been a slow-burner but this will certainly accelerate it.
Megan supplements the little money she makes through modeling by working as a cocktail waitress at Blok nightclub – but neither she nor Michael want her doing that forever. Now that people know who she is, Megan is hoping that she will get more offers for photoshoots and her modeling and acting career will finally take off,” the source revealed. He took her to the Olympics at a time when he was trying to become the most decorated Olympian of all time – that’s how much she means to him,” an insider divulged.
Michael adores everything about Megan, she’s athletic, makes him laugh and she’s obviously drop dead gorgeous. But what happens when the buzz of the Olympics dies down and life goes back to normal? Will she want to date a retired swimmer?”
Will she want to date a retired swimmer? What the hell kind of GD question is that? We'd all date a retired swimmer if every time we licked his ass a $100 bill fell out. But seriously, don't you just hate friends. Friends always have to be assholes and get in the way of true love, and by true love I mean letting a gold digger do her life's work. If this Megan ho is a certified gold digger and sucks on Michael Phelp's Timmy the Tooth-looking face with the lights on, then I say give her all the gold medals, because bitch paid her dues. Besides if she is a gold digger, Debbie Phelps will sniff her out and put Megan out in the dumpster with last season's Chico blazers. Debbie don't play.
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Mike you're gonna get your heart broken.
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When I think "gold digger" I immediately conjur up the model chick married to Flavio Briatore - that old, fat, disgusting formula one billionaire who has just as ugly a body as face. Michael Phelps isn't that bad, his face is decent, great body, he is young, athletic, probably has a decent personality. I highly doubt he is getting a sore deal here. He gets a pretty girl on his arm, someone to go home to at night, and if it doesn't work out he has a million more aspiring "models" and "beauty queens" to choose from. If I recall correctly, he may have cheated on his last girlfriend, so I don't think she is one to worry about.
These days anyone can say that they are a model. They are a dime a dozen and yes she is far too old too be starting a modeling career. I don't care if she was fucking Karl the cunt himself.
Gosh people he's not that butt fuck ugly geeze. It's just his teeth, maybe if he got them filed down to regular shape he'd be fine. And maybe get those big ears pinned back...he's got nice hair :|
She on the other hand needs the right photographer, and clothes. It looks like those pics were taken at Barbazon. Bitch is not going to be well liked if she messes with our golden boy.
This poor sap. First bitch that didn't hit-it-and-quit-it, she's so going to use and abuse him, get her fame and his money, then dump his ass.
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Phelps was bitten by the love bug. I hope that she is really serious about him.
Oooh Oh Diamond Girl (Yes, Yes)
Lord, that face of his....
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You're under arrest, sugar!
I'm first in line (behind Mama Phelps, of course) to kick this trick in the crotchbone if she's using him.
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Yup, her look is sadly outdated. Everything about her is so 80s. She reminds me of Dana Plato -- Different Strokes actress -- particularly in the 7th picture. But taller. Actually, a combination of Dana Plato and Sharon Stone. Which I guess just means a less beautiful, less fine-featured, less symmetrical Sharon Stone with a dash of girl-next-door 80s sitcom actress eventually willing to do porn.
I watched all that men's swimming and was astounded and amazed by all the ripped ab action. I am seriously needing some dirty shirts so I can go all washboard on those yummies.
*turns self in for being a dirty old lady*
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Reminds me of a Benny Hill joke. He looks at a beautiful woman in a bar and says "A woman like that could totally destroy a man..." (wait for it)
"If he was lucky." ;)
I really hope he's not getting played. No one should go through that--thinking they've got something great while the other person is milking them. This isn't a "I'm gross, I know it, but I have lots of money so I'll buy myself a girl" situation, it seems like he thinks she likes him too.
If potato-face rectangle stomach Kate Upton can make it I'm sure there's hope for this generic, aging hag.
Great idea retiring while you're still hot and on top Mike. Enjoy it !
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She's really pretty, but isn't she a little over-the-hill for her modeling career to take off? 25 is ancient in model years, isn't it?
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She would've been a great model in the 80's. Now days you need to look edgier. She probably just wants to be a Victoria's Secret model/Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, but even those models look more exotic that this chick.
25 is not too old to model. I have a friend who started as a high fashion model at that age, but her face is absolutely exquisitely gorgeous and she's 6'. I notice people, men and women, have a hard time not looking at her face. It's a blessing and somewhat weird to be that good looking.
Michael may not be much to look at, but he's accomplished and he has a personality.
She looks like all the other famewhores - remarkable, not.
Watching him in the Ldn Olympics is the first time I've seen him in motion on camera, not just in still photographs; and I have to say he doesn't look half as bad in motion as he does in still photographs. Guess he's just extremely unphotogenic. Not a bad thing. I know attractive people whose photos never do them justice. Laughing at that whore's portfolio. Damn. She looks beat the fuck UP. What is that leather jacket photo? Horrible.
I hate tramps like this.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
While Phelps is no Locthe in the face, his personality seems to make up for it. Plus, I think he's got more than 2 brain cells (unlike Lochte). Also, I really don't think Phelps is THAT unattractive, I've dated worse & they were absolute tigers in bed.
She definitely gives me that porn vibe. Slap some huge fake boobs on her, bleach her hair a bit & let Courtney Stodden do her make up - presto! porn star. I give her 3-6 months after they break up to do her first porn movie (if she hasn't done one already).
Jerry Hall is looking good these days!
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by KG on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:46am.
She's generically pretty and he's...he has a nice jacket on.
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LOL!
Please, I can tell she's a gold-digger from a mile away, with one arm tied behind my back...and my eyes closed!
(not that I have anything against gold digging)...
I'm sure no one wants a middle aged mom's opinion about this trick but too bad :-)
This girl is very pretty. Beautiful body. I would kill to have at any point in my life, look like her. But two things stand out... First, she is boring looking. Nothing new here folks, move on... second, she has a "dirty girl" look about her, which I'm sure men love, however, she looks like she could easily do porn. I know I shouldn't judge, but this is dlisted...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:40am
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Ok, Human League song now my day can start! He'll throw more than a book at you if you start singing! *cues the Pointer Sisters' Jump (for my love) and I'm so excited* lolol watch out for flying lube!
OnT: that Jerry Hall pic in the middle is so photoshopped it looks like a cartoon. Good luck with waitressing girl!
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Debbie needs to read that great American treatise on moral rectitude: "My Life and Times" by J.K. Onassis. Re: Chapter 16: Never Let Your Sons Marry Actresses.
Ok, she's pretty and has no talent - she needs to make a sex video with Michael and then she can get a reality show.
Mama Debbie should be thrilled her ugly-ass son has a pretty girl who wants to actually look at him in daylight. Michael is a great athlete but that butter face is no joke. I'm not sure if she's a gold digger but standing next to him sure makes her look more beautiful. I think that's her real reason for wanting him.
And, P.S. . . . at 25, bitch is way to old for a "modeling career."
I wonder what it's like to have sex with an elite athlete like those in the Olympics? Is their approach the same in the bed as in their training? Do they go for the Gold cuz they think they will be judged? do they judge you?
She's generically pretty and he's...he has a nice jacket on.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:28am.
you need to go youtube that human league waitress song and listen to that song now! lol
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:28am.
did you say musical?!!! omg i hate to be the cliche gay, but i love musicals mmmmmmmkayyy
and you know i was gonnaa suggest that Megan was like Cosette but I thought id save Les Mis for another day lol
Or i could try and belt out "I Dream a Dream" but my partner will wake up from bed and throw the book at me.
Loopy, you're evil! Lol Serves him right! Hope you put on your best innocent loop face, and pout, to fend off the dagger eyes from the new guy! hahaha *bat lashes*
Now I have the image of Megan as a singing waitress. Singing like Cosette to Debbie. In fact, this has turned into a musical! lolol
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:22am.
LOL Jack, that is the second time you have Z snapped in two days! you are on a roll!!!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:21am.
LOL, I felt "cram" was the appropriate descriptor, vs. gently massage the area in order to loosen muscles then softly place your blah blah blah... no, cram it in.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:40am.
not the same without me *flick hair*
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LOLOLLLLL, loopster.... oh girlfrannnnnnn!!! *z snap*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:15am.
whilst i was in slow-motion, i was waiting for someone to switch on the fan, so it can blow wind in my face and hair, so i can do a "vidal sassoon" moment. but it didnt happen, so i just carried on with picking my tin car of chopped tomatoes with lycopene, cuz i dont buy tomatoes unless they have lycopene in it.
anyway ONT: go waitress girl lol go get that cock-tail.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:17am.
LOL@ cramming it in her ass!
A whore in Hollywood using someone to accelerate her non-existent career... shocking. Hopefully he catches on to this famewhore but doesn't act any differently... play it out for a while, let's see what she's willing to go through for that fame (aka, cram it in her ass every time she bends over to put on her shoes).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Loopy, I could see you singing it. Lmao at your supermarket adventure where the ex-bf realized he was "not the same without me *flick hair*" - you bet your sweetass! He was saying: what was I thinking? look at this, LOOK AT THIS! His poor boyfriend! Slow-motion, hahahahaha
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Sonne, as others have said, spruce it up and get out there. Rented Vajay-jay always looks for the better offer. That visit she's making is probably a reconnaissance mission, more than anything. Some wake-up call he'll get! Good luck washing you hands off of that and getting something better! ;)
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She screams "gold digger!" Phelps is way to fug for her. I guess she doesn't mind the herpes he has.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 9:58am.
that song is one of my favourite songs lol and soon as MK said she was a cocktail waitress, the song popped in my head lol
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 9:58am.
*bow bow* thank you WithinReason, you know me, i loves singing tunes :)
Loopy, How did I miss your Ode of the Singing waitress! Did you whisper-sing it?! LOLOLOLOL She'll be humming that before too long, no doubt. Especially the Clooney part, by the power of all that is Sarah Larsen, classic! *spot on Loopy!* ;)
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I've been there. The most horrible, painful, thing that ever happened to me. My wife felt she had found the love of her life. Well, they lasted 4 years, and I found someone after three years and have been re-married 11 years.
It does get better; don't rush into anything, let yourself heal. I found a support group to be very helpful.
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Submitted by sonne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:56am.
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Thanks for listening. I've kept it to myself for too long and d-listers are the best for laughing at pathetic ex's. :)
States obvious > as if she'd give him a second look without all the metals & moneyz.
She actually looks pretty in that main picture. In the other pics as you guys pointed out she looks very ordinary and at 25 doesn't that pretty much make her the Blanche Devereaux of modeling?