Tuesday, August 7th 2012

But Does He Slay Vampires Too?

Last year, a picture made the rounds of Daniel Day-Lewis eating a salad while showing us what it would look like if Abraham Lincoln co-founded Apple and invented the iPhone that picture was taken on. Well, here's an official picture of DDL in full Lincoln drag in Steven Spielberg's Lincoln, which comes out in November and also stars Sally Field as Mary Todd Lincoln. DDL looks more like Lincoln than that creepy animatronic Lincoln in Disneyland's Hall of Presidents. You just want to scream at that picture, "DON'T SIT THERE! GO TO THE BATHROOM! GET SOME FRESH AIR! THIS PLAY SUCKS ANYWAY! GET A KARDASHIAN TO FILL YOUR SEAT!" 

And I know Lincoln is supposed to be getting into the play, but those slightly rolled eyes to me that he's rolling his second blunt.

via Entertainment Weekly 

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DDL AWSOME AS FUCK !!!

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Dion flowerboy's picture

I don't trust Stephen Speilberg to make a movie I want to see, but DDL as Lincoln sounds cool. He could make Lincoln a sexy beast. I'm glad he picked Sally Fields-could you imagine how Angie Jo would chew this shit up?

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

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HOW could I forget that MASTERPIECE?????????

*beats self in head*

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DDL really looks like Lincoln here. Amazing.

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Snowy...I always get a great laugh from reading some of those daily mail articles. They're crazy. This one had me at 'like.' Haha

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:35pm.

I get what you're saying and I've liked him in most of the films I've seen him in. I refuse to watch him interviewed though so I will keep liking his roles. :) Maybe it's the type of films he does? Especially the artsy ones where the dialog is not always realistic.

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I can't believe Spielberg was actually able to create a movie that is not about WWII. He must have four or five of those in the works.
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mefunigirl's picture

He looks spot on!
I really like Sally, I use to love her till I met my MIL who could seriously be her twin.
I find anything that has to do with Lincoln fascinating, so I'll be watching this.

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Poopele's picture

Lincoln was as depressed as a sober irishman. Hence Daniel Day Lewis, a sober irishman, is the perfect person to play him.

Orangina's picture

I'm pretty sure my 8th grade History teacher wanted to fuck Lincoln.

chinlee3's picture

Lincoln is an interesting guy. And DDL, AKA the original hipster, really looks like him. Wonder if they'll get real and go into his depression, his dabbling with the occult and the dreams of his own death. Went on the Whitehouse tours and he is suppose to be one of the ghostly inhabitants.

I'm sure I'll get crucified for saying it, but I think Daniel Day Lewis is by far one of the most overrated actors in the business. I just find his acting style so affected and over the top. None of his characters ever speak like any human beings I've ever met. Maybe it's an accent thing, lots of actors over pronounce when they're doing an accent but that doesn't explain his scenery chewing. His performance in Gangs of New York could easily work just as well if not better in a comedy.

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I don't care for Sally Field however it seems an ingenious bit of casting for the part of Mary Todd Lincoln. She has hit it out of the park a few times but DDL is always superb.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

Ladies, Ladies, Smokey and The Bandit was her true masterpiece:)
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NO! I CAN'T WITH THAT FUCKING MOVIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!!! :P

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

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Don't forget Gidget and Sybil. "The people, the people the people, the people!"
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Ladies, Ladies, Smokey and The Bandit was her true masterpiece:)
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NO! I CAN'T WITH THAT FUCKING MOVIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:00pm.

This is an Abraham Lincoln biopic. The post title is referring to Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter which already came out.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

HOLY shit snowy!! a chick a couple of years younger than me did that to some girls right out of high school... messed the girls UP. What's so funny is, I nailed her in HS (the girl posing) HAhahahahahahahahahaaa!!
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Ok imma scream this from the rooftop:

Killling vampires? THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER MADE! I mean has Hollywood really ran out of ideas ?

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:48pm.
Sally Fields was probably selected because Mary Todd was considered mentally ill.
No one does mentally ill acting better that Sally Fields. They'll fix her all up with makeup:)

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Off Topic:

OMG this story!?!?!? and the comments have me crying with Laughter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184539/The-girl-boys-I-idea-boy...

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Hoo boy, as an American history junkie I really want to see this, but as two of my weird boyfriends are also in it (John Hawkes, Walton Goggins) I REALLY want to see it.

However, I don't understand why Sally Field is playing Mary Todd Lincoln. She's easily about 15 years older than Day-Lewis, and MTL wasn't older than her husband. Bizarre casting.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:42pm.

Whamo, you're going to hell for getting that stuck in my head!!!
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LOL, you might as well listen to the whole thing then:D

yeeeee haaaaw!!

*jumps in Trans Am and burns out*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQvw2NBCR-E&feature=related

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He should slay all those stupid Twishite vampires to begin with.

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Whamo, you're going to hell for getting that stuck in my head!!! *YELLS for MissJaneTexas*
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Jesus! He looks like a Lincoln clone! lol!

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:55pm.

mine too!! and he has the decency to do his work, stfu and stay out of the media. love him!

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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:28pm.

*cue the army patriotic trumpet* *cue the american flag flapping in the wind and then fading away*

This summer, from the director who brought you E.T and Avatar, hailed a historic master piece, starring Oscar winning actor Daniel Day Lewis and Mrs. Doubtfire's ex-wife and Oscar winning actress Sally Field, and Oscar Award attendee Joseph Gordon Levitt, a film about america's greatest president. he was a man, he had a dream, he wanted to save the naavi in the new movie.....Abrahavatar.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:27pm.

Smokey and the Bandit! *snort gufaw snort*
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With the best song eva!!! lol!!!

East bound and down, load it up and truck it
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm east bound just watch old bandit run...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSfFmKJJ3c

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:48pm.

So… Abraham Lincoln will work to free the smurfycats?

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His hair looks frosted!

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Submitted by Rockwell on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Daniel Day-Lewis is a brilliant actor; whatever role he is playing, he absolutely nails it. He gives me a lady boner! He was schwingtastic as Hawkeye in "Last of the Mohicans."

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Smokey and the Bandit! *snort gufaw snort*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Daniel Day-Lewis can do no wrong. Wish he were in more films! Yes, he slays vampires, what a question! ;P

I... drink... your... milkshake!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:18pm.
Sallly Field is so annoying

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't forget Gidget and Sybil. "The people, the people the people, the people!"
===============================================
Ladies, Ladies, Smokey and The Bandit was her true masterpiece:)

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:22pm.

I pretty much wait to see everything on HBO or some movie channel. There are a few exceptions, like any movie with my pocket boyfriend, Renner in it.

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Submitted by Rockwell on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Daniel Day-Lewis is a brilliant actor; whatever role he is playing, he absolutely nails it. He gives me a lady boner! He was schwingtastic as Hawkeye in "Last of the Mohicans."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zomg, me too. My panties are moist just thinking about it.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:14pm.
LOOK at this cast! Seriously! I am orgasmic right NOW!

While I do not share your orgasmic feelings, that is a great cast.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:21pm.
Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

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Don't forget Gidget and Sybil. "The people, the people the people, the people!"

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Evil, my sons took me to see that vampire slayer movie. They LOVED it...it was ok. Wait for it to come out on tv.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

don't wanna see. sick of how everyone fawns over how DDL transforms himself blah blah blah. he's a good actor but i think joaquin's performance in The Master will be the one.

Rockwell's picture

Daniel Day-Lewis is a brilliant actor; whatever role he is playing, he absolutely nails it. He gives me a lady boner! He was schwingtastic as Hawkeye in "Last of the Mohicans."

"Stay alive no matter what occurs.....I will find you!" uh, yeah you will find me...with my pants down and ready to ride you until I squeal.

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Come on Snowpiece...Sally was the bomb as the Flying Nun!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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LOL snowy, my mother acts JUST like her... tis annoying. GOOD MORROW!!
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Sallly Field is so annoying

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LOOK at this cast! Seriously! I am orgasmic right NOW!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443272/

Sally Field played Tom Hanks's mother in Forest Gump and a love interest in Punchline. She's only 11 years older than DDL. Not totally out of line.

FUCK! I AM GETTING in line for this MOVIE RIGHT SKIPPY NOW!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:07pm.

If so, I hope there is some probing.

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I wonder if his two of his favorite things will be in the movie.

"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica." - Abraham Lincoln ...