Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Greg Rutherford, the British Olympic gold medal-winning long jumper who has dubbed himself The Ginger Wizard (insert Ron Weasley’s “…the fuck?” face here).

Buzzfeed called Greg Rutherford the ginger-ized Neil Patrick Harris and I sort of see slight shades of that if I squint my eyes and play the Doogie Howser theme song, but I’m mostly just saying that shit, because I really want to see The Ginger Wizard in a doctor’s coat or with his nipples out on Elton John’s yacht. The only thing we need to know about Greg is that he won a gold for jumping into a sandbox, he looks like he’s doing the “my body is ready” pose when he jumps, he’s a ginger, he slightly chars b-holes just by fisting the air, his skin is creamier than a beluga whale’s taint, his pectoral titties frown when he frowns (see picture above) and he’s a ginger!

Who do I have to sign my internal organs over to (“Ain’t nobody want your Dollar Tree internal organs!” – everybody) see The Ginger Wizard and Prince Hot Ginge nose kiss over and over again during the Closing Cermonies? Yes, my sucio, delusional ass wants to see more, but we’ll start with the nose kiss.

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