Thursday, August 9th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 8th!
Don't argue with me, Michele Bachmann! Nail-polish remover removes anything. And if you kept your foot out of your mouth this wouldn't keep happening. - TexnDoc
Runners-up:
Katie Holmes' Scientology deprogramming sessions are going just fine, thank you for asking. - MissS
Alcohol clearly lowers your inhibitions, improving your chances of getting some croc. - holly-o
Not to be ignored, Joan Rivers camps out in front of the local Costco, offering free samples of the approximate taste her new book leaves in your mouth. - GingeMinge
via Izismile (Thanks, Ben)
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Alcohol clearly lowers your inhibitions, improving your chances of getting some croc.
Jellin' shots are gross.
Try as she might, Katie cannot wash the taste of TommyGirl outta her mouth.
The before shot of Brigitte Nielsen and her bottle of Popov Vodka.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Another round of Kami-CROC-zes, please!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Noah Cyrus calmed her nerves before giving her maid of honor toast at Miley's wedding.
Later on Today, Kathie Lee and Hoda hit Designer Shoe Warehouse.
Honey Boo Boo Child's Aunties are busy planning her show's premier party.
To imitate the Rugby team's tradition of "Drinking the Boot" the Field Hockey team "Funneling the Flipflop" is pretty much what you expected.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
The Nike sweatshops in Russia have preferable conditions to the ones in China, as they include frequent Poppi breaks.
Mario Batali's former restaurant employees continue to celebrate their victory in the $5.2 million settlement against the portly skimmer.
Living Lohan
the britney spears abortion clinic is going according to plan
@MILF- love your use of the word "gullet". I used it, too, before even seeing your post. Ha! It's a highly underused noun.
The key to the new craze, "Vodka Croc'ing" is to always hold a beach towel under your chin, to ensure that the dirt from the bottom of the sandal required for the procedure falls directly into your filthy gullet, which prevents soiling your freshly purchased Wal-Mart tank top.
Non-vegan guests at Natalie Portman's wedding had the chance to sample what tofu tastes like.
Throw back your mullet and open wide your gullet for the cyrus family toe jam shots.
Foot in mouth disease antidote; you're doing it wrong.
Meanwhile, in Florida...
White Oprah and Lindsay spend some quality time together.
Lana, you do know that song is about my vagina, right?right?right?
Fittingly, the "red headed slut" is Rojo Caliente's signature cocktail.
Brett Easton Ellis discovers he is no longer culturally relevant with Gen Y.. And take solace in the sandle of Patrick Bateman.. And bathtub vodka from The Canyons...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Well, it was either this or the tube sock vodka tampon...
The Redneck Games are desperate for sponsorship money and what better way than showing Nike how vital their shoes are in certain events.
Look out, people--- Paris threw a shoe.
Dental offices across the Ukraine are keeping their overhead down in this depressed economy by replacing needles and novocaine with sandals and Smirnoff.
Christina "Hendricks"
Open up wide and say Aaaaadidas.
The Miley Cyrus re-imagining of Cinderella looks about right.
Everyone always knew Lindsay would sell her sole for just one more drink.
Auditions for the Randy Travis Trailerpark Fan Club.
Following in line with other celebrities who launch shoe and perfume lines, crafty Miley Cyrus finds a way to kill two birds with one stone...
Not what I expected when I ordered shoe fly pie.
Now that's a shoeshine.
The Cyrus's don't need no damn solo cups, y'all!
Courtney Love demonstrating how she nurtured and cared for Francis Bean...yet she still gets labeled as a bad mom!
Courtney love was disappointed to learn that the shot named “liquid cocaine” only contained peppermint liqueur and Jagermeister.
Candy and Marilou had champagne and Manolo tastes on a Popov and Crocs budget.
The only way to do shots at Sandals Resort and Spa.
Not only is Courtney Love good at putting her foot in her mouth, she uses it as a shot glass too.
Chinese proverb: Don't judge a Lohan until you've walked a mile in her shoes.
Shirley Manson (thinking) - This is the last time I come home for holiday.
Spring breaaaaaaak: the meth edition
Training for the Lindsay Lohan Story is intense...
Looks like Kelly Ripa found a "fool-proof" way to pick a new co-host.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Sipping champagne from a glass slipper? Please. Everyone knows the truly elegant use a dirty clog and a wipe-up towel.
On the scene at the Canadian protest of Croc-Fill, eh?
Shoe-by Doo shots.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Finally, Spending some Quality Mother Daughter Time together - Courtney Love and Frances Bean, Warms my Heart.