Hot Slut Of The Day!
Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone hitting the gas pedal hard when the police are trying to pull you over for speeding like you've got the dumb drunk spirits of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes running through your veins. Do not hit the gas pedal when the police are chasing you...unless you've got your titty balls out and are trying to get home to rub your bare titty balls all over your husband's naked body. That is a reasonable excuse!
After looking at Mandy Ramsey's greasy mug shot of glamour, you're probably guessing that she was put in handcuffs for unlawfully impersonating a Frances McDormand or for her uneven, raggedy eyebrow situation, but nope. This Florida flower's trip to the police station started when a Marion County deputy tried to pull her over for speeding on Highway 315 in a Ford F-250. With the siren blaring behind her, Mandy clipped an oak tree, said "eff off" to a stop sign by ignoring it and kept going. Because you can't outrun a horny Florida diamond with her nips out, the cops lost Mandy during the chase and had to call in a police copter.
The helicopter eventually spotted a Ford F-250 parked behind a mobile home and it had a broken passenger side mirror, so they knew they had their speeding beauty. When they finally found Mandy, she was leisurely swimming in her pool and told them why she didn't stop for them. Mandy said that she was topless and singing "I droooooooooove all night to fuck you," because she was trying to get home to surprise her husband. Being the demure lady that she is, Mandy didn't want the cops to see her half-naked body. The cops were not amused by the teacher assistant's excuse and she was arrested and charged with eluding law enforcement. Mandy was released after paying up her $5,000 bond.
Well, after a long search, it looks like our modern day Lady Godiva has been found. Riding topless in a Ford pick-up truck to get to your husband's peen IS the new riding naked on a horse to protest against raised taxes. All hail Lady Mandy!
via HuffPo
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I sent her the link letting her know she's the hot slut of the day :D
@WTFOMGLOL "5:15 a.m. ???!! Who gets their hair did at 5 in the morning ?? and the one up doing her hair!"
EXCELLENT observation! I didn't even catch that! Perhaps "these people" (as I call them) confuse their a.m./p.m., a/c d/c, b.c./a.d.?
If a.m. is true, then these people are seriously f-cked up.
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I thought this was Skylar from Breaking Bad at first.
Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 3:17pm.
....The comments on her posts are hilarious..
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This one kills me:
<< Leslie Slaughter Dalton At 5:15 a.m. today, my hairdresser said what about that gal from out in your neck of the woods and I just had to laugh a little...your infamous now!!! Luv ya - hang in there!>>
5:15 a.m. ???!! Who gets their hair did at 5 in the morning ?? and the one up doing her hair!
I.F. I know, right? Most hideous wedding pictures, ever. I tried to figure out if inspiring hubby is baby daddy to the youngest babeh or if the other two chilrens have different fathers, but I quickly gave up in frustration.
Nekked Mama on the Po Po Lam is SO confusing to me!
The comments on her posts are hilarious..they only take aim at the local paper running the story. This story has gone national, and beeotch, you deh Hot Slut! Do these people live in a cave, (and are there caves in FL)? These yokels don't seem too well-connected with the grey matter synapses. Not at all.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
5k to make the police have to bring out a copter 'cause you outdrove their asses?
so worth it.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 3:04pm.
Shouldn't that be "e-lewding the police"?
*cackle*
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She was '"flashing her highbeams" at them first. :D
Shouldn't that be "e-lewding the police"?
*cackle*
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Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012
I'm originally from Massachusetts, and we have the crazie up in the NE too, but it tends to be of the quieter, in-house variety, like Lizzie Borden smashing her father and step-mother's heads in with an axe.
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My neck of the woods has the distinct pleasure of being the serial killer capital of the world. It's a rather small town too. My father hired Ken Bianchi as a security guard because he was " super calm- not one of those security guard types" http://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/29/us/retracing-a-trail-the-suspects-trai...
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Hoo boy, Bianchi was a piece of work, faking multiple personalities. I hope he's rotting in prison with a sore asshole...
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Ah Florida. Stay classy now.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:34am.
She is pretty @wtf...let's send her friend requests! She had to get home to her cowboy!
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yeah, she is kind of pretty. and apparently she's a "big ole five" (Big Bang Theory ref), + dumb as a stump = pretty attractive to a lot of guys, ahm sure :D
*wonders why all these random strangers suddenly want to be mah friend on FB" LOL
Ololol! She prolly has no clue she's received the hsotd title or what an honor it truly is. :)
@ fujicat
you're right, it's still open!
her wedding dress with that belt - ugh!
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Dark-sided!
Those enabling as fuck FB comments are hysterical.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
@Irish Fury "She just closed her FB to private!"
Nope..not on my end! I still see all of her posts and pictures. Her wedding pictures to "her (Bubba) man" are epic, btw.
Here are some gems (before she DOES finally figure out what privacy settings are for..could take awhile here..)
The object of and inspiration for the nekked cop chasing spree (quite a bear of a man): https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=215615248468708&set=a.1509080349...
"Mandy Ramsey Woodard
Uuuuummm yeah......things are not always what they seem." "Mandy Ramsey Woodard
Unprofessional ex-employers suck ars!! Not surprised at all though!!"
UNPROFESSIONAL? She's a TEACHING ASSISTANT (well, she was, and no degree is required for this job in FL, which has abysmal qualifications for teachers). I'd say driving around half naked in a pickup truck is UNPROFESSIONAL if you work in a school caring for people's children!
All her friends' comments: (Grammar Nazis, this is fo' you!)
Jody Schwaite I know
Monday at 7:27am via mobile
Victoria Lynn Key IT ISWHAT IT ....I STILL LOVE YA....GOD THIS WILL BE A FUNNY STORY ONE DAY.....:)
Monday at 9:54am
Melissa Burns I agree. Love you girl. This too shall pass.
Monday at 10:58am via mobile
Brenda Matchett Alot of stories come from good ole OS. Most people can read between the lines and know you can not believe what you read in the Ocala Bender or what folks say. Look around! WE all have stories! :)
Monday at 1:37pm · 3
Victoria Lynn Key could not have said it better
Monday at 4:31pm
Angela White Conley Girl, you are a superstar!!! Now everyone knows who you are and they want to see you topless!! lol no, seriously, I'm sorry this is going on and it will get better!!
Monday at 5:51pm
Leslie Slaughter Dalton At 5:15 a.m. today, my hairdresser said what about that gal from out in your neck of the woods and I just had to laugh a little...your infamous now!!! Luv ya - hang in there!
about an hour ago
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
She just closed her FB to private!
I hope she knows she's today's DL Hot Slut though! That's the kind of honor that one must be told about!
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Dark-sided!
@WTFOMGLOL: Her Facebook page is WIDE OPEN. You can see everything. She's discussing the incident openly.
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yes, it is. maybe one of her friends will clue her in that there are privacy settings she should use .. so she doesn't get stalkers, such as myself, who cannot resist looking up random people in the news on Facebook, for fun.
What is in the water in Fl? maybe there's toomuch fluoride
Her mug shot is actually very good in comparison to her wedding pics. I wouldn't have known she was a fatty.
@WTFOMGLOL: Her Facebook page is WIDE OPEN. You can see everything. She's discussing the incident openly. https://www.facebook.com/mandy.r.woodard?sk=wall
Very, very low I.Q. on this one.
BTW, the school district fired her.
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012
I'm originally from Massachusetts, and we have the crazie up in the NE too, but it tends to be of the quieter, in-house variety, like Lizzie Borden smashing her father and step-mother's heads in with an axe.
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My neck of the woods has the distinct pleasure of being the serial killer capital of the world. It's a rather small town too. My father hired Ken Bianchi as a security guard because he was " super calm- not one of those security guard types" http://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/29/us/retracing-a-trail-the-suspects-trai...
She has pretty eyes but she is one crazy ass bitch. She gets points for outrunning the police though. It took a helicopter to find her!
WOW. Mobile home and pool in the backyard. wait....backyard??
Only in Florida folks, only in Florida.
LOL! Above ground, I'm sure.
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:56am.
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oh yes, we sure do have our share of homicidal crazies up here. but FLA is a special kind of crazy. the kind whose brains have been turned to mush by too much of the bad shit. :\
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:16am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:49am.
Florida should be renamed Batshit Crazy. Because it's obvious every one there is.
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it's the muggy heat. does something to you. there a LOT of batshits in the Southern U.S.
not saying there aren't any up north. but there are proportionally more in the South. FLA seems to be a breeding ground for serial killers. :\
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LAWD! I was just thinking the same thing. AND, I'm moving to Florida from NYC in less than a month. I'm excited, but heaven help me.
But honestly, who hasn't broken the sound barrier while en route to a good time? One time, this dude's sex was so good, that I flew over the 59th St. Bridge like I had filled the gas tank with FourLoko. So no shade for Speeding Beauty over here.
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I'm originally from Massachusetts, and we have the crazie up in the NE too, but it tends to be of the quieter, in-house variety, like Lizzie Borden smashing her father and step-mother's heads in with an axe.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:24am.
MadgesVadge,
For the love of all things batshit crazy, please do not move here then spend years telling everyone the difference between Fl and NY. I have three from NY neighbors and I want to strangle them sometimes.
Them: In NY it's always nice this time of year. In NY we don't have [insert anything here]
*screams*
Otherwise, welcome :)
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(Holds up right hand) Whore's honor, I will never do that, lol. It's like, if your hometown is so great, why did you leave, right? NYC is amazing, of course, but after living here my whole life, I'm ready to trade my Mets shirts for Marlins shirts. I actually can't wait!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:47am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33am.
Woodward might be her BF, one news source said. He's a man of few words:
"She did something stupid trying to impress me," James Woodward said. "That's all it was."
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yeah, okay, she did something stupid. at least she didn't kill anyone on the way home, except for that poor side view mirror. But you keep a shirt handy next to you to throw on. was there nothing on seat there for her to throw on ? rather than Ricky Bobbying her way back home -- of course the cops are going to catch up with you. all they have to do is track down the license plate.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:45am.
Agreed!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33am.
Woodward might be her BF, one news source said. He's a man of few words:
"She did something stupid trying to impress me," James Woodward said. "That's all it was."
haha, i finally see the MEAT!!! It is not as bad as you all are making it out to be....lol Countryfolk who slaughtered their own pigs and chicken and rabbits aren`t grossed out that easily....
I have the pink slime ad, too. It's sick.
Also my layout is all jacked up. All of the sidebar items, like comments and ads have moved to the bottom of the page. And on my phone the comments are soo delayed..it will say a post has 0 comments for an hour sometimes and I know you sluts would never let that happen. *cries*
seriously MK, this has gome too FAR, we put up with the baby elephants, the pigs in cages but this ad is ruining my ability to enjoy this site!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
DONT LOOK AT THE POOING MEAT!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:12am.
cuppy, I know isn't that just nauseating?
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I can't even finish my coffee this morning because that ad just turns my stomach!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MK! TAKE IT DOWNNNNNNNN!
I get ya evilshoe. Like people think Californians are plastic famewhores...that's all the wannabes that come from ALL OVER that think they are going to be tv/movies next big thing. Gah, hated that wave of Pam Andersons that hit town in the 90's. So the ones that do this like this are not really Floridians.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:26am.
Look up Mandy Ramsey Woodard on Facebook if you want to see her cleaned up.
She owns a puter?
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'parently. just doesn't own a bra, I guess. :)
GG - not sure. I swear, native born Floridians are not like this. ugh
Ok now Floridians! Come on...what is it wif you people? Is the water contaminated?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
MadgesVadge,
For the love of all things batshit crazy, please do not move here then spend years telling everyone the difference between Fl and NY. I have three from NY neighbors and I want to strangle them sometimes.
Them: In NY it's always nice this time of year. In NY we don't have [insert anything here]
*screams*
Otherwise, welcome :)
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:26am.
Look up Mandy Ramsey Woodard on Facebook if you want to see her cleaned up.
She owns a puter?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:49am.
Florida should be renamed Batshit Crazy. Because it's obvious every one there is.
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it's the muggy heat. does something to you. there a LOT of batshits in the Southern U.S.
not saying there aren't any up north. but there are proportionally more in the South. FLA seems to be a breeding ground for serial killers. :\
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LAWD! I was just thinking the same thing. AND, I'm moving to Florida from NYC in less than a month. I'm excited, but heaven help me.
But honestly, who hasn't broken the sound barrier while en route to a good time? One time, this dude's sex was so good, that I flew over the 59th St. Bridge like I had filled the gas tank with FourLoko. So no shade for Speeding Beauty over here.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Florida? And a mobile home? No way.
cuppy, I know isn't that just nauseating?
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I don't see the gross meat ad (yea!!). I've got Creative Market, some Dr. Oz crap, Lulu's, Amazon, and some book. With the exception of Dr. Oz, it's nothing gross.
Not a Native Floridian. Native Floridian's don't do this shit. Fucking trash moving here.
Cuppy, snowy was saying the same thing yesterday. I see it too but apparently not everyone can. AREN'T WE THE LUCKY ONES. *huah*
Finally, a woman that aims to please her man!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
PLEASE MK, TAKE THAT MEAT AD WITH THE PUS OOZING OUT OF IT DOWN.
*VOMITS*
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:37am.
ETA, do her husband or small sons ever wear a shirt? They are constantly shirtless! Put a shirt on!
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Apparently, shirts are always optional in that household.. :D