Night Crumbs
Almost every picture of Ryan Lochte I see, I picture him saying JEAH! to himself in his head - Lainey Gossip
Annalynne McCord shows us that sometimes your mood calls for dressing like a Bon Jovi groupie circa 1996 - Hollywood Tuna
The rest of the pictures from Jakey Gyllenhaal's Details spread make him look like a tortured Russian poet. James Franco is jealous. - The Berry
Yes, Miley Cyrus is wearing jean panties - Drunken Stepfather
Glamberace's brows thank him for not frying their follicles off with bleach - Towleroad
The $390,000 Brad Pitt supposedly bought Angie Jo looks like it cost about as much as the Fossil watch my mom bought me from Mervyn's in the 7th grade - Celebitchy
Jennifer Garner won't let Ben Affleck turn her into a non-stop baby making machine - The Superficial
Proof that a new season of Arrested Development is actually happening - Popsugar
Bret Easton Ellis is fucking his mouth with his foot again - OMG Blog
Stanley Tucci once again reminds me that he's not gay - ICYDK
Jean-Claude Van Damme is slowly morphing into the Belgian The Situation - Just Jared
Lisa Who-Hartwell aka Serious Businessman still exists - Crunk + Disorderly
And somewhere, a fairground stripper is like, "Bitch stole my look!" - Celebslam
Good news for straight dudes, lezzies and bis, Gillian Anderson is single again - Hollywood Rag
And Maru will file over a dozen copyright infringement lawsuits in 3..2... - Cityrag
Like this is going to happen - I'm Not Obsessed
This super chill assassination attempt victim is like a pre-surgery Kenny Rogers meets Kenny Powers meet a whole lot of weed - Videogum
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The caption for the Madonna photo is priceless:
I'd rather work out in the Penn State locker room with Jerry Sandusky as my spotter than in a gym run by Madonna.
Women: lock up your 20 something sons! Don't let them go to Madonna's gym!
I bet she decided running a gym would be a good way of identifying potential new young boytoys.
Amen, Reverend Loopy!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:45am.
loopygorilla: why just have vanilla when you can try all flavours right????
Loopy, trust me, one day this world will bow to your flawless logic!
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hahaha yes tap all that talent out there ladies and gays. dont limit yourself!
loopygorilla: why just have vanilla when you can try all flavours right????
Loopy, trust me, one day this world will bow to your flawless logic!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:41am.
*nods furiously* uh huh sure he, yup yup, half american half chinese.
don't worry, i got a thing for mixed race guys too lol but then i again i got a thing for guys, full stop, nationalities dont matter. why just have vanilla when you can try all flavours right????
@ Snowy
Choking the chicken - oh my! Don't drag me into the Church of JEAH!
Loopy I didn't know Nathan was mixed race until NOW! Chinese/white - that's hot! And yes they seem to be on my radar a lot...! I have a multi-cultural family and group of friends, so it figures.
I'll keep a critical eye out for your grand presentation!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:33am.
Luci, you are starting to show tastes lol marcel nguyen, nathan adrian? you likesy zeee mixed-race fellas.
Lucy: Oh that was prolly me, talking about how I wanted to choke his chicken! ;p
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
ubmitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:32am.
I don't even like the dude, but Lochte is even more repulsive.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:31am.
*puts in librarian glasses* well yes of course Phd standard. I'll post it on night crumbs later tonight, which is tomorrow morning in australia lol
@ Hockey fan
Lochte did really well, so I don't know where the choking thing is coming from. The coverage here was very anti-Phelps at the start, because he did get off to a weak start while Lochte stole his thunder. But both did well. Why does no one mention Nathan Adrian? He's very cute like a puppy.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:24am.
Well Mr Golden's performance yielded 4 gold and 2 silver, and made him the most decorated Olympian in history, in addition to being the American athlete with the most medals at this and the Beijing Olympics. So I think his performance was pretty fucking good, and I don't even like the dude, but Lochte is even more repulsive.
Loopy no one seems to be around now, so you can tease and tickle us a little and do it in Open Post or Night Crumbs later. Make a big presentation of it. I trust your research has been to PhD standard.
Um, didn't Lochte win at least two medals? How is that"choking" exactly?
And, how would you like to be at the top of your game and constantly have to hear MICHAELPHELPSMICHAELPHLEPSMICHAELPHELPS every fucking time you turn around? Think of the hockey players who had to play at the time Gretzky or Mario Lemieux played,and be constantly compared to someone else? I think Lochte is just sick of hearing how great someone else is. I don't blame him. Talk about choking...let's talk about Mr. Golden's performance.
My olympics perve-list has completed Lucy.
i dont think i can perve anymore. and my list is like 3 pages long lol so my perving as been extensive, researched in all fields, and i didnt focus on the "famous" ones.
i dont know where i should post it, here or open post or night crumbs of afternoon crumbs lol since i gotta go sleep soon.
Brad Pitt looks like a fatter, less attractive Antonio Banderas in that picture. Yuck!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Can't wait for your list, Loopy. I was thinking of doing a Top 10 moments from the Olympics but then I lost interest.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:55am.
he is sooo hawt.
lol im almost done collating the list of hotties from the olympics and soon i shall reveal my list.
Submitted by elmo533: "Madonna's career has become a joke. She got so into the media's perception that she was this genius chameleon, and now all the does is "shake things up" for attentions sake."
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Submitted by oh dave: "I would like to still like her because she was one of those artists who could take people outside their little world, people stuck in small towns, or whatever. I really thought she stood for freedom but she has turned into such a hateful person."
Yes yes yes to everything you guys wrote.
Loooooooooppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <3
I was looking for you yesterday to bathe in the light of Marcel's perfection! The ladies here loved his debut!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 6:18am.
MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
*faint*
Gay casting agents in LA will have a good time with Mr. Lochte. He seems to really want fame and willing to do anything to get it.
I'd hit it. Hit it again a couple more times then quit it.
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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:53am.
That said, he shouldn't sully himself with flash-in-the-pan shit like FSOG.
I agree and this is my main concern.
And it's funny how when some hetero actor plays a gay man they throw undeserved Academy Awards at him; when a gay actor plays a hetero people complain about whether he's "convincing".
Ryan Loche may sit on our face any time he wants!!!!
I get a mega gay vibe from Lochte and not just because of that picture.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:46pm.
Amen to that. I didn't know Bomer was gay until the first season was over, and my first thought was, "Wow, he totally convinced me he was straight!" He's a good actor, and he is totally believable as a straight dude.
That said, he shouldn't sully himself with flash-in-the-pan shit like FSOG.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:22pm.
I saw him shirtless in "A Midsummer Night's Dream," and the view wasn't bad. He was a great Puck too.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Ryan is such a cute dork. I miss Gary Hall's shadow boxing shenanigans. He could back up his shit as well.
Jean Claude Van Damme looks awful. Sadly, even putting on some weight won't help. I can't believe he looks so old. He used to be so hot.
If that watch didn't say Phillipe Patek, it could easily be mistaken for a watch you can find at Macys. Brad needs to get his head out of his ass. He has shitty taste.
Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:54pm.
Plus she went too far up her own ass. She peaked with Immaculate Collection
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Madonna's career has become a joke. She got so into the media's perception that she was this genius chameleon, and now all the does is "shake things up" for attentions sake. And all of a sudden she has such an interest in the politics of the world, putting her no cents into the issues facing the political leaders of other countries she could even find on a map.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Snowball, guard your vagina with your life from douchetard!!!
I don't think he'd know what to do with it anyway!
I really am having doubts about whether my ladybits deserve being Lochted. I thought his looks were enough to bring him up to their standards but the overall derpidy-doo effect has really made me think my vagina is too good for him.
Do you know how many cars the price of that Brad Pitt watch would buy?
PSL, Stanley Tucci is the hawtness. He has a metro vibe to him which may come off as ghey, but either way, DAYUM. I want to rub that bald head during sessy times!!
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:02am.
yeah he was talking himself up, like he was going to beat phelp's record.
but he won, like 2 gold medals? and phelps won like 6 in beijing and now has 22 medals in total.
Oddly I don't mind Lochte so much anymore. He's like the friend you have who's kind of an idiot/ dbag, but you don't mind being around. Plus he backs his shit up with Olympic medal unlike some people cough::Lolo Jones::cough.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Enough with that Lochte douchebag already!! let him and his grillz go back to his trailer park and drink himself to 350 lbs. which is surely his future. The uneducated tool shoulda spent less time with his publicist, less time posing for magazine pictures, less time giving illiterate interviews to fawning 3rd rate magazines and more time in the pool and he might not have choked so badly.
The thing is Madonna is an expert at the gym as much as any celebrity and this could work but her image is no longer life-affirming (Yes it did too used to be)and she looks like an idiot. I have seen pictures of her running and bicycling in appropriate gear and she looked pretty good. Something is wrong with her, though. That l-u-v ma-don-na shit was SUB-par and then it kind of makes you look back to when she was good and that rap ruined American Life even though I think that song is pretty good if she hadn't done that bullshit.
Plus she went too far up her own ass. She peaked with Immaculate Collection, I think, and it was a perfect career's worth of pop songs that anyone would be proud of, but then it was just more of the same. Erotica and Bedtime Stories had some good songs and I still liked her but, like Elton John said precisely, she quit trying to be pop and tried to go dance and now she is ridiculous.
I would like to still like her because she was one of those artists who could take people outside their little world, people stuck in small towns, or whatever. I really thought she stood for freedom but she has turned into such a hateful person. We're all expected to worship her and she is not producing songs good enough to make up for the bullshit. Her whole new record sucks. She hasn't been fun in a long time. She still could wake up but I don't know if she ever will. She is pretty far up her own ass.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Dammit, I wanted Stanley Tucci for myself!
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:34pm.
It's also funny that she does everything she can to mask those granny death claws she calls hands.
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She has to. People in the audience would start Twittering about a loose vulture at the Vadge show.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm so sick of LOCHTE ALREADY! Why don't you just SWIM across from London to the Jersey Shore and hang out with Snooki.
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:24pm.
I just clicked on the Madonna link. Whaaaaa dafuq is she wearing?! Seriously. O_o
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DesperateToBeRelevantBedazzlewear?
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LOLZ! It's also funny that she does everything she can to mask those granny death claws she calls hands.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:24pm.
I just clicked on the Madonna link. Whaaaaa dafuq is she wearing?! Seriously. O_o
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DesperateToBeRelevantBedazzlewear?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:22pm.
She's sweet and snooty enough to capture Uncle Kunty's heart, that's one sweet kitty. But I'm sure she would quickly slash a bitch who DARED not to show proper deference. Without getting a drop of blood on her velvet cushion or silken fur.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I just clicked on the Madonna link. Whaaaaa dafuq is she wearing?! Seriously. O_o
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:22pm.
anyone watching "Here Comes Honey Boo
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Plugged that shit into iphone; still missed that shitmess. Second the inquiry...WHO WATCHED IT WE NEED SPOILERS HERE PLEASE
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
If I were going to spend $390,000 on a watch, it had better be pretty damn blingy; I'm talking lots of gold & diamonds & shit.
Kizzy -- I can see Choupette sitting on her velvet pillow, barely allowing people to approach her, sort of like having an audience with the Queen. And as soon as she's done with you she'd swat you away with her delicate, furry paw.
Hekki -- I remember seeing Stanley Tucci shirtless in a movie years ago; dude has a nice little bod on him. Yes, I totally would not throw him out of bed for eating crackers!
Hey, anyone watching "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"? I am! *hanging head in shame*
his not that good looking jall *thats how ryan says yal*
im keeping my parts in my pants on this one, and everybody knows i hit almost anything.
After having seen Adam Lambert for a few years, I was only semi-surprised to find out his makeup artist is Raja from Rupaul's Drag Race.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 8:15pm.
I cannot believe this ass is my age. Fug central. What are those lines on his forehead? Actually, I hate myself, because I'm starting to hate him less and less and I predict that next week I won't hate him at all.
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Come to the dark side....we have Lochte.
LOL @ Sam
The Jolie watch is beautiful. I'd love to own it. But, like the purple Nina Garcia Birkin, totally and wildly overpriced.