Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Hillary Clinton Getting Down

Hillary Clinton instantly became the Secretary of Sweet Moves when she made Bill Clinton proud by dropping it low and riding that ass at party in Malawi, South Africa. Busting out moves like a geometry teacher at a high school dance, Hillary twerked it over to the dance floor and didn't back up when the singer Judith Sephuma gave her some booty to tame. Hillary didn't exactly tame that ass, but she surrendered and let the beat do with her body what it will. Skeet skeet!

The only way this magical moment could've been better is if halfway through, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton came on the scene and challenged Hillary Clinton to a drop-it-low-off:

Never EVER 4get La Pequeña!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


WithinReason...'s picture

Thanks Kiki! Ooh that looks good, great cast too! Gary will so be stealing scenes, hahaha. He better have enough screen time, lol

Love to see that sexy beast Gary!

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 9:10pm.

Look, I am not going to get into a big debate with you over drunk drivers and alcoholism/addiction.

Plenty of NON-ADDICTED people get behind the wheel drunk and kill people. In fact, I will wager that more people are killed by asshole college kids and party people simply driving drunk, vs actual alcoholics. And there IS a difference, between an alcoholic and just someone driving drunk. I NEVER said I excused anyone driving drunk and that includes Randy Travis.

Also, you do not have to be drunk to beat someone to a pulp. I know from experience, as my ex beat the shit out of me and he never drank a drop. So your argument there is weak and not even worth addressing.

You do not have to be drunk to beat on a woman AND you do not have to be an alcoholic to drive drunk. FACT!

Have a good night, as I am not going to discuss this any further with you.

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GG, Did you get the porn virus on your computer? HAHAHAHAH Have you tried a different browser?!

@Whamo, ya there's word they may be losing some game time anyway. THE POOR LITTLE REFEREES! REFEREE ABUSE! lmaoooooooo

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McKayla "Bitchface" Maroney is not impressed:

http://mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com

LOLOLOLOL I ❤ the internet.

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Within - I just discovered our lover Gary is in the movie 'Lawless' with Tom Hardy. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1212450/#lb-vi1726457113 Out later this month.

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@ GG...,,,I hope you don't have a virus. That would suck big giant digital balls for sure:(

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LOL Lucy♥, ya once it gets past a certain time, why bother eating, lol Hate when that happens. You must be enjoying the read though! ;)

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@EC

So when an alcoholic puts a double fist beat down on his wife for over cooking the roast do you feel sympathy? If one ever ran into you head on will you think, oh...it's cool, he has a disease?

Look, I understand addiction, but if you're not taking steps to address that shit....if you're rolling around in the grass with a $1 bottle of vodka, if you're selling your cooch to the highest bidder for your next hit, if you're sleeping under an overpass because you can't hold down a job, why should it be on me to show them empathy. Fuck, the road to hell is paved with goo intentions....

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Is that what that is??? I have AVG! Gonna run it now. THanks EH!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 8:41pm.

I keep getting these fucken script errors and its driving me CRAZAYYYYYY!!!!
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Somebody got a virus!

Better download that AVG...

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Its my laptop Whamo...I think it's possesed.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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BRAVA EC!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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@ GG....those error messages suck! I nearly drilled my BB through the wall a couple time because of those. I was having problems yesterday a bit but it seems to be ok now, are you at home on your PC?

Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 8:25pm.

Well, I can only speak for myself, BUT I have never wished a celebrity or my worst enemy dead, as I believe, even if you are joking, it is bad juju.

As for having sympathy for Brigitte Nielson and Randy Travis, I do. I had someone close to me die an alcoholic, and it was painful to watch his decline and even worse to see him eventually on life support, with 100's of tubes running in and out of him, all the while looking like the Michelin Man , and not resembling the person I knew at all. Someone CAN prevent their nasty snatches from being seen, but alcoholism is a disease, and it controls the person to where they have no control, so yeah, I will call out a nasty bitch for flashing her twat for the camera (Britney the exception, because she is mentally ill) because she has a choice to wear panties AND not be an attention ho. An alcoholic is sick and rarely can control what they do.

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I keep getting these fucken script errors and its driving me CRAZAYYYYYY!!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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@ LS....oh ya I remember how HUGE he was when he finally dropped lmao!!!
Hey I hope you're having a better day today, I saw yesterday might have been a bit of a tough one. I hope you are anyway, I've had a day or two like that here and I know it
can be upsetting sometimes so (((LS)))... we all need one once in a while:)

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@ LS....well HELLO!! Lol

*dons cape, jumps out window*

@ UBF....hey are you sure it the bike seat that's making your ass sore! :P

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It's funny how much sympathy the whores on this site have for falling down drunk alcoholics (ie: that country singer an that overgrown amazon 60 year old memaw who used to date Flavor Flav) but let a famous ho accidentally flash her crotch for a milisecond while stepping out of a car....there's not enough integers to count the amount of death wishes she'll recieve from this site...

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Doing good.. The better half just got home, which means i gotta get my lazy ass on the bike and knock my 8 miles out....I need to by a better seat for that bike, my ass has calluses already....

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@ Whamo

The thing I always remember about the Atkins diet is that, at the time of death, Dr Atkins himself weighed about 300lbs. Makes me laugh all the time.

And when you get us those drinks make mine a Slow Comfortable Screw.

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@ Within♥

I'm all right, I have some pages to round up before I go to bed tonight. Realised I haven't eaten all day. I'm on my 3rd cup of Sencha Green Tea now.

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Hey UBF how you doing bud? :)

I think everyone is bouncing around the last three posts, it's funny sometimes you have to see where everyone ends ups in the evening sometimes it's not OP.

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Evening, whorz!! How`s everyone doing?

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@ Reason....I just heard on CBC that they are going to delay any punishments till after the game so Sinclair will be able to play anyway. If the benched her for that game and I was the coach I'd seriously pull the whole team in protest. I heard they kicked that ref out and sent her home! Still we were ripped off for a great opportunity to perhaps play for gold! I'm still really pissed off!!

Firstly...ermahgerd hi Michael!!!!

Secondly, um, lufly, I'm from South Africa, and while I'm super deluxe happy to see my Country being mentioned (luuuuuurve it!) I have to point out that Malawi and South Africa are two different countries...

That being said...

Hi again!!!

K Bye :)

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:48pm.
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Hey Paq nice to "see" you again:)

I was going to call you Paqy but you know... that doesn't sound quite right....:P

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LOL LaChaylo, have you been showing boogying Hillary on DListed to your co-workers! That's bad news girl! And did you mention tacos and beer? hehehe

*waves* ;)

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Hey Lucy♥, doing well! hahaha How about you, you working hard? lolol

@Whamo did you hear about the fines they're going to give the Canadian women's soccer players that were questioning the referee about the loss? They might even suspend them! smdh

*Waves at Paquita!*

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Paquita, welcome back! Did you bring some tacos and beer, lol?

Going with the open post host, my coworker, who is caucasian/white/whatever doesn't offend, said that white folk only dance stuff they know the name of - the lawnmower, the sprinkler, the cabbage patch.

Needless to say there was some awkward foolery going on from a few people, of all ethnicities. It was priceless.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:29pm.
@ IG
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Thanks for the info guys, ya LS I too am very suspicious of fad cure and such, remember how everyone and their mother was on the miracle Atkins diet? It was everywhere, in the news paper on TV as well as all the talk show. Is anyone still on that one?

Anyway if it works I should be able to fly like Superman over to see you and take you ladies out for a drink right? :D

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I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that MK is SEVERELY behind on the 'Over the Moon' watch. With the Olympics on... I've heard SO many.

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@ EvilShoe

That sounds hilarious but I'd die of second-hand embarrassment listening.

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@ Within♥♥

Hahaha, can't believe I missed that! How's your week going btw?

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Evil...idk where you live but we have a radio show like that here! Love it. lol

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:59pm.
I was thinking, is that show Cheaters still around? Anyone remember that late night circus of a show? We have something similiar here on the radio. A guy/girl calls up suspicious person and says they won a dozen roses to go to someone free, who do you want them to go to and the SO is online the line listening. They do something else where they say they are a clinic and someone came in with an STD and named them as a partner in the last week and asks them who they have been with recently while SO is listening.

It's like listening to a slow train wreck you want to turn it off but you can't!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

I was thinking, is that show Cheaters still around? Anyone remember that late night circus of a show? We have something similiar here on the radio. A guy/girl calls up suspicious person and says they won a dozen roses to go to someone free, who do you want them to go to and the SO is online the line listening. They do something else where they say they are a clinic and someone came in with an STD and named them as a partner in the last week and asks them who they have been with recently while SO is listening.

It's like listening to a slow train wreck you want to turn it off but you can't!

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Hi everybody!!! I been working so much after my long weekend in Texas. Hope everyone is doing great. I have been reading the D but not all the comments! So I don't know what everyone is up to besides slobbering over olypian peen.

MK, how could we ever forget la Pequeña?? She is engraved in my nightmares. fankyouberymush!

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Lucy♥, we missed you last night! Only a very In-Depth Analysis of peen imprints hahaha. Loops started it by putting down his librarian glasses after studying the manual on male erections and went on from there! LLMMAAOO! Prior to that was good too but he ran with it! ;P

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Mike, you're there already? lol Maybe you'll see Wowlie flying around somewhere!

Wishing all the chickies there, good luck surviving the mikey earthquake! hahah ;)

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Within♥ : you maybe didn't see the peenfest that erupted yesterday in the Henrik thread.

OMG WHERE

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:14pm.
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So what's the scoop with chia seeds, what are they suppose to be good for, is it kinda like a sun flower seed?
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@ Whamo

Here's a breakdown diagram and the full article that I read.

I am always skeptical about fads and quick fixes, and I don't see how Chia, goji berries etc are "superfoods" when bell peppers, eggs and fish contain all the same nutrients and fibre and more, at no extra cost.

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Whamo, I saw your plea to MK to feature more girly girl parts! LMAO I don't blame you after your recreational activities with the National Geographic beauties - AHAHAHAHAHA He likes the same things many of us do! na na na na na na...

Hi there Wham, how you doin'?

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:18pm.
Mike, that's cool! How long will you been staying for? Did yo feel the earfquake?

Laterz!

Yes! It was my first night in town. I'm staying through next Monday.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 6:04pm.

About DListed chick shit, you maybe didn't see the peenfest that erupted yesterday in the Henrik thread. *tisk tisk tisk* OLOLOL
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Mike, that's cool! How long will you been staying for? Did yo feel the earfquake?

Laterz!

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Yeah GG, I've got a big water bottle that I put in the freezer!

Within, I'm good. Not so worried now about an earfquake. : )

Hey Jack!

Gotta go now! See many of you at night! : )

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:18pm.
@ IrishFury

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So what's the scoop with chia seeds, what are they suppose to be good for, is it kinda like a sun flower seed?

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 5:24pm.
Hekki, Dog and Mike are always talking about chia seeds. : )

Awwww, Owlie, you remember!

I'm in your area, btw. I'm going down to Riverside tomorrow to see a friend and his gf.

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Good luck getting parking WOwl! Drink lots o water!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Ms. Sandbitch! Long time no see!!!!!!! Good to see that Bev Hills housecat!!! *waves*

About DListed chick shit, you maybe didn't see the peenfest that erupted yesterday in the Henrik thread. *tisk tisk tisk* OLOLOL

@Wowlie, how are you doing?

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