Abigail and Brittany Hensel Get Their Own TLC Reality Show
Conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel have been on Oprah, were in Life magazine, were the stars of a totally Photoshopped picture one of them giving a beej while the other one sort of hung out, and now they're FINALLY getting their time under the reality show spotlight thanks to you know who: TLC. The hole that burned into my heart when Lori & George stepped out of the spotlight has now been filled with Abby & Brittany.
TLC's cameras follow the 22-year-old two-for-one twins as they begin their post-college life and take a trip to Europe. Yes, Abby and Brittany look happier than all of us and their story is pretty inspirational, but since we're mature adults who constantly ask tactful questions, we're all wondering the same thing: "How many coochies do they have? Who gets to have the orgasm? If one swallows, will the other one spit it back up?" Well, Wiki answered some of my questions.
Each twin has control of one side of their body and sense of touch is restricted to her side of the body. Wiki gets extra detailed by listing how many organs Abby & Brittany have:
2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine with one colon
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs
And now TLC is the only channel I need in my life thanks to Honey Boo Boo Chile and now Abby & Brittany. And if you're a pair of pregnant redneck conjoined teen twins who are former child beauty queens and own a cake shop that caters only to little Amish people, call TLC, because your dream of being on The Soup every week can come true!
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so like who feels it when they take a shit?
what about when they have sex?
lol the man that marries them its gonna have fun lol. hes gonna have 4 HOLES to stick it in. lol
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:21pm.
Also I think it is sad that now in the 21st century, the only option for these twins is in a freak show at the circus (AKA TLC).
Same option as 150 years ago.
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Exactly! The parents won't let doctors do tests to see how their bodies function but do let cameras follow them around because it is a (TLC) documentary.
Fifteen years ago the top freak show was Jerry Springer.
There were a couple of specials, I think on TLC, that documented them when they were young, say 11 y.o. It wasn't a reality type of program at all - more of a serious look at life conjoined and totally fascinating. They were happy and bubbly. I can't believe they're in their twenties. WTF, I'm old. If I can remember to, I'll watch this.
I couldn't see the video but I had to YouTube them. They seem normal and happy.
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They seem like very happy girls, get those bucks from TLC, girls!! :)
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So many questions so little time. All I can say is I'd hate to be the one with my head constantly to the side, that looks so damn uncomfortable. I'd also be really pissed, and hating my parents for not aborting us. As it is I hate that my parents gave me hard to manage curly hair.
For Lori, and Reba Surviving birth is a once, and two million chance...wow lucky them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pR2uWhAkaQ
I know, I know! Like all of you I'm going to hell in a hand basket too!
They should totally hook up with Two-Bad, from He Man and the masters of the universe
Not sure how to feel here. World is a cruel place, especially when one steps outside of their accepting circles. Anyone who has had a special needs individual in their family knows wtf I am speaking of. Live and let live though. Kudos for their spirit and family.
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yo snowy: list is missing fava beans & chianti.
nuthin' against 'em but:
who the hell gonna watch this freak show?
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
ha ha is that suppose to be hannibal lecter shopping list?
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Agirl, Bda & Whamo and all you other horz are officially getting on the train to hell -- along with me!!! OMG, I am laughing my ass off over here!!! Thanks you guys, I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
this is fucking pathetic, and the guy(s) who marries these two, i don't even wanna know...
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:13pm.
Brittanys cute but I'd have to put a paper bag over Abigails head. Would that be rude?
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No--- to do anything else would be two-faced. :)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:14pm
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Whamo, boom goes the dynamite. You win. LMFAO . Not even my sick imagination could I create such a conversation. I bow to you.
AHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!
*throws stuff at computer screen*
Werd.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:19pm
no need to worry. after this thread hell will be coming to all of you. you won't need to travel
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I just can't with her/them....
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Charles Manson
OMG! This thread!! I'm fucking crying from laughing over here while simutaneously boarding the express train to the 7th circle of hell.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:46am.
when they masturbate do they both feel it? how awkward with the other one watching.
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FUCK! LMFAO! I just belted out the loudest laugh and now my boss is staring at me.
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
SO WRONG!
Brittanys cute but I'd have to put a paper bag over Abigails head. Would that be rude?
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If a guy has sex with them does it count as having a threesome?
I can't believe they are 22 already. What MK said is true... they look happier than most of us put together so they must have some greatness to learn from. I know I'll be watching for that alone. I know I watch Tia and Tamera's show because I love how they get along so well even though they don't think they do.
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This is disturbing and these comments are giving me life today.
DP, so I'll ask 3 questions... How much is TLC paying them? How will they divide the windfall? Do they ever want to commit fratricide?
TLC sucks ass.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:48pm.
What if one wants to nap and the other doesn't? Who decides bed time?
Do they get mad because neither one can make a dramatic exit when they fight with each other?
Which ones changes the tampon?
Is one tidy and one messy?
Who chooses the clothes if they have different tastes in fashion?
What if one of them doesn't want to answer the phone?
If one is having sex, is the other one cheating?
If they play tennis, are they doubles or singles?
So many questions...
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Mark Twain wrote a story about conjoined twins and he also raised some questions, including:
The twins got on a train, but only one had a ticket. Arresting/detaining/imprisoning/punishing the one without the ticket was violating the rights of the other one. What to do?
(Did they need two tickets anyway? What if each said "The ticket is mine"?)
Isn't sex with either/both of them super kinky no matter how it is done?
(OK Mark Twain didn't ask that last question)
by Bigbendy on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:43pm.
"don't eat that you'll give us the shits!!"
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Whamo , but the most important question of the day is who wipes?
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It goes like this bendy
"it's your turn to wipe"
No it isn't it's yours
"Fuck you I did it last time"
Did not
"Did to"
Well I'm not doing it
"fine neither am I then!"
*pulls up panties with a big clingon hanging off their butt*
go into the kitchen...
Mom says..."what's that smell, it smells like shit in here.
" I told you so"
Fuck you!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:48pm.
Hi Fury!
LOL@ your questions.
Could you imagine one loving Chanel couture and asking Lagerfeld to design for her? LOLZ!
kokoskitten -- I'm thinking the same thing, hon -- how does THAT work? With all the shit I'm thinking about this situation, I know I'm going to hell. Are these people thinking about logistics at all?
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:21pm.
Also I think it is sad that now in the 21st century, the only option for these twins is in a freak show at the circus (AKA TLC).
Same option as 150 years ago
Agreed! and to think at one time TLC had a great show on called Trading Spaces.
I've been sort of following these girls since they were about seven and there was an hour-long special about them. All I could think was WHY? Why did these parents continue the pregnancy because these poor girls will die soon. I mostly forgot about them until I saw another special when they were about 12 and I was shocked they were still alive and thriving.
I think they enjoy the attention and the fact that they are TV stars and this new reality show is just up their alley. There will be DRAMA and there will be TEARS and . . . well, you know. I can't wait to watch, at least for a little while. I used to like watching that reality show about the dwarf family but then I started to recoil from them. The same thing will probably happen with these girls but at least they aren't attached at the head like Lori and Dori.
P.S.: I try not to think about any of the sex stuff. Gross!!
What if one wants to nap and the other doesn't? Who decides bed time?
Do they get mad because neither one can make a dramatic exit when they fight with each other?
Which ones changes the tampon?
Is one tidy and one messy?
Who chooses the clothes if they have different tastes in fashion?
What if one of them doesn't want to answer the phone?
If one is having sex, is the other one cheating?
If they play tennis, are they doubles or singles?
So many questions...
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I am just going to go ahead and REPORT errbody on this thread, including myself.
I was reading somewhere yesterday (Gawker? I'll try and find the link) that Brittany is engaged. Just Brittany. How does THAT work? And if Abby was to get a boyfriend/girlfriend how would the sleeping arrangements work? The sex? What if Abby hated the fiance but still has to have sex with him? So many questions....
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:24am.
@ Twatty... :)
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:06am.
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Ewww lol!!
"don't eat that you'll give us the shits!!"
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Whamo , but the most important question of the day is who wipes?
They can re-enact 2 Girls, 1 Cup in an entirely new fucked up way!
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IDGAF.....These two are the Hydra. I can't....Just can't
Also I think it is sad that now in the 21st century, the only option for these twins is in a freak show at the circus (AKA TLC).
Same option as 150 years ago.
BB. I never saw my BFGW but that is my secret facination, those tumors of hair teeth and nails that are found in people years later.....CREEEPZ ME OUT!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:11pm.
LOL - the first thing I thought about was getting a blowjob...
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LOL - the first thing I thought about was getting a blowjob...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:56am.
I would think that would go back to your question about getting a beej from one but jizzing in the other one's face.
*waits for elevator to Hell*
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The one's been bugging you all night so you just turn a little to the left and...spurt..right in the eyeball:) LMFAO!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:56am.
I would think that would go back to your question about getting a beej from one but jizzing in the other one's face.
*waits for elevator to Hell*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:46am.
when they masturbate do they both feel it? how awkward with the other one watching.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:24am.
It says only one set of reproductive organs, so only one period. But they're twice as moody during PMS.
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LOL, hey what if you dated one but HATED the other?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:27am.
Am I happy to be alive? Sure. But if my parents chose not to have me, I WOULD NEVER KNOW.
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I'm pro choice and adopted, the other side says to me but you wouldn't be here if your parent aborted...no shit Sherlock and I wouldn't care cause I wouldn't know!
SandwichQueen -- "I look normal but I'm 12 kinds of crazy" -- wow, I could be talking about myself right there. I love your new avie, but I loved your old avie, too.
I hate to say this, but does anyone else find Abby & Brittany disturbing to look at? I'm totally sensitive to their disability, I truly am, but man, it's just hard to take in.